Emperors chat group

The arena of the heavens.

Dragon and Phoenix Catastrophe.

In a dream.

While Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang, was chatting with other emperors in the chat group, the scene around him changed hundreds of times.

The Demon Ancestor Luohou, the Taoist Ancestor Hongjun, Di Jun, Donghuang Taiyi...even Pangu's true body appeared many times.

Each time, the Ancestral Dragon was easily killed, and then the cycle began over and over again.

Gradually, wisps of black air lingered around the Ancestral Dragon's true spirit, and his pupils were stained with a hint of blood.

Wait for half an hour.

Peace returned to the illusion, and Zulong woke up from the Dragon Palace again... again.

He looked around exhaustedly, curled up there, and said with no desire to live:

"I have called myself the strongest person in the ancient world, but I never thought that there are so many old things hidden in this vast ancient world..."

"I created the realm and the dragon race. In your eyes, I am probably just like an ant showing off its power without knowing its own limitations."

"Hey……"

With a long sigh, the sharp edge on Zulong's body disappeared, replaced by fear, decadence, and panic.

At this time.

A stunning woman in palace dress appeared beside Zulong and slowly sat down.

Without saying a word, he held his chin with one hand and stared at Zulong quietly.

Zulong thought that it was another old monster who wanted to kill him, so he simply closed his eyes and waited for death.

Breathe!
Three breaths!

After not hearing any sound for a long time and feeling unhurt, he opened his eyes in confusion.

When he saw the peerless beauty, Zulong widened his eyes and said:

"You crazy woman, how can you... ahem, Zufeng, get out of here!"

"An old monster has trapped my soul here, and I can't escape. You know the art of Nirvana, so you can..."

A jade-like finger gently pressed against Zulong's lips, interrupting the latter's narration.

Then, Zu Feng chuckled and said:

"Zulong, do you remember where we met for the first time?"

"You stupid dragon, you are so funny. You don't know the difference between men and women. You just put your arm around my shoulder and called me your good brother..."

Zulong was stunned for a moment, then opened his mouth to refute:
"This is all Pangu God's fault. I am the first living being born in the world. How could I know that there are male and female living beings?"

"It was because I discovered the difference between you and me that I divided the genders of living beings."

"Also, you crazy woman, you plucked out my reverse scale just to weave a piece of clothing. I still hold this grudge against you..."

As time passed, Zulong looked more and more relaxed, and he talked to Zufeng about many confusing past events.

It seems that time and years have been forgotten.

Seeing this, Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang, who was hiding in the dark, raised the corners of his mouth and slowly disappeared into the illusion.

"You are just a fool who doesn't understand the relationship between men and women. Just let him perish here forever."

"But...how could such a stupid dragon have descendants all over the world? Could it be because he suddenly realized the love between men and women?"

"Strange, really strange."

……

Not around the top of the mountain.

"click"

The Ancestral Dragon, who had been sleeping for a long time, opened his eyes, glanced at the Ancestral Qilin who had attained enlightenment, stood up, and moved his almost frozen body.

At this time, a divine thought came:
"Zulong, I suddenly have some enlightenment, and I have to stay here in seclusion to gain enlightenment. If you wake up, go back to the Dragon Palace by yourself."

"Also, don't go and cause trouble in my Qilin clan, and don't cause harm to Mount Buzhou."

Zulong, or Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang, listened to the message left by Zu Qilin and walked up to the latter.

With a thought, he condensed a brush, and then, holding the brush, he drew a small turtle on the forehead of Zu Qilin.

Seeing that the latter seemed to be unable to sense anything and did not move at all, a hint of greed flashed in his eyes.

Zu Qilin, one of the three tribes of the Creation, the patriarch of the Qilin tribe, and a cultivator at the peak of the Daluo Golden Immortal Realm.

If I could take over the Taoist body of the Ancestral Qilin, two of the three tribes of creation would belong to me, and maybe I could really try the method of using luck to prove the Tao.

After a cup of tea.

Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang, gave up this crazy idea.

No, a tree that stands out in the forest will be destroyed by the wind.

Their behavior of possessing other people's bodies will definitely be discovered, and they are betting that they will not be the first to be discovered by the Heavenly Dao.

If I really take over the body of the Ancestral Qilin again, it would be too conspicuous.

Then, just as Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang, was about to leave, he stopped, stretched out his hand, pinched the solemn face of Zu Qilin, and left with a big laugh.

The sound was like rolling thunder, spreading far away:
"I, Zulong, have realized the great way of yin and yang today, and I wish to spread it to all living beings."

"Any female immortal who has transformed into a Taoist body... No, even if she has only transformed into a half-Taoist body, she can come and find me!!!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter spread throughout the entire prehistoric world, shocking all living beings!

At this time, Zu Qilin opened his eyes in panic and rubbed them vigorously. He suddenly felt a thorn in the back of the place where Zulong had pinched him just now, and said in doubt:
"I am seeking enlightenment, not in seclusion. Even if I am in seclusion, I can still sense the movements of the outside world. Could it be that Zulong is..."

"Hiss... I'd better stay away from this bastard next time."

The more he thought about Zulong's actions just now, and the fact that he had announced to all living beings that he had comprehended the great way of yin and yang, the more worried Zu Qilin became.

Could it be that Zulong also thinks of himself as a female fairy... so disgusting.

……

In the chat group.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of Han: Everyone, don’t accuse me of eating alone.

Han Gaozu Liu Bang: At this moment, Zu Qilin was enlightened on the top of Buzhou Mountain and could not sense the movement of the outside world~
Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of Han: He is the patriarch of the Qilin clan, one of the three created clans. I will give you the chance to take over his body.

Emperor Huiwen of Qin: Really? False?

Emperor Huiwen of Qin, Ying Si: This is not like your character.

Li Cunxu, Emperor Zhuangzong of Later Tang: That's right, you old villain, you have always wanted to monopolize everything, how can you be so kind?

Li Cunxu, Emperor Zhuangzong of Later Tang: Could it be that you have placed some kind of restriction in Zu Qilin's body, so that as soon as we take over his body, we will be controlled by you?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: That’s right, it’s too abnormal.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: If you, Emperor Gaozu of Han, are possessed by Zulong, just blink and I will build a cenotaph for you.

Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty: Rolling, rolling, rolling.

Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu of Han: I just don't want this dragon and phoenix catastrophe to be too lonely, and it's a rare opportunity for me to be kind.

Emperor Gaozu of Han: If you don't want it, forget it. Che'er, go...

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Yes, yes, yes, how can I not want this?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: I will set off now.

Emperor Huiwen of Qin Ying Si: I also want to go and have some fun, Emperor Gaozong of Song, it’s up to you to figure it out.

Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang: But let me make it clear first, it would be best to have a strong and capable ruler, and those incompetent rulers would not cause trouble.

Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang: Whoever dares to reveal his identity first, I will definitely make him pay! !

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: You are not talking about me, are you?

Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang: You have some self-awareness. And you, Wanyan Gou, don't come and make trouble. (End of this chapter)