Datang: Hiding private money, exposed by Xiao Sizi

Chapter 132 Hundred Officials Are Shocked!Your Majesty has really become stupid!
"Enough, shut up!"

After continuing for another half stick of incense, Li Shimin suddenly growled a few words.

As soon as this word comes out,
In an instant, the entire hall instantly calmed down.

Needle drop is audible.

Those excited princes all looked at Li Shimin, filled with righteous indignation and panting, as if they wanted to listen to Li Shimin's explanation.

"Why are you arguing? I just hugged my piggy, and that's it for you? Can you have some insight? Can you have some insight?"

"This is another auspicious beast of my Tang Dynasty. Even if it is called a guardian beast, it is not an exaggeration! What are you talking about? It's really annoying, Xia Chong is beyond words, huh!"

In Li Shimin's voice, there was a lofty arrogance.

A bunch of ignorant old men!
Do you know pork?
Do you know the plan of King Chu?

This is a good prescription given by the King of Chu to the world, do you understand?What a bunch of ignorant guys! !
See what the clans produce, a group of oxen, horses, ghosts and gods.

Just like that, dare to talk freely in the court?

This is really...
Rubbish! !
Li Jing and the others are generals, so it’s fine if you don’t know these things. Look at your distorted facial features, each one is filled with righteous indignation, and each one is staring at a head that is bigger than a urinal.

You know what a fart! !

A bunch of bumpkins!

Li Shimin laughed wildly in his heart.

However, in fact, Piggy's sudden disturbance in the hall was a bit unexpected.

but…….
Seeing the motivating reactions of this group of people, Li Shimin immediately had an idea in his mind.

It seems that this is an excellent opportunity to promote pork.

As I saw just now, pigs are indisputably cheap meat, whether in the eyes of the upper class dignitaries or the common people.

This impression is already somewhat ingrained.

want to get rid of.

It is a little difficult to use conventional means to promote something.

In this way, the promotion of pork will definitely be slow.

But now in the hall, there is such a fierce debate, when it will be spread among the people, the effect of promoting pork from top to bottom will definitely be much better than conventional promotion.

Much faster too! !

Speed ​​is life! !
Li Shimin really wants to let the people down now.Let Datang completely accept pork.

Don't be too late!

He now has a plan in mind, to use the head of the hundred officials to promote the pork thoroughly.

But as soon as he said this, whether it was the pro-Li faction or the aristocratic family, Pei Ji, Xiao Yu and the others all exploded.

As for the generals, Li Jing, Qin Qiong and the others fell silent when they heard what Li Shimin said.

They were the people who followed Li Shimin back then, and they have been with him since he was the King of Qin. Naturally, they knew Li Shimin better than any official.

Li Shimin is not someone who gets lost for no reason.

Could it be that this matter...
There is no mystery? !
Looking at Piggy in Shimin's arms, they suddenly had a bold idea in their hearts.

Could it be that this thing was also found from Chu Palace?

Shouldn't it be His Royal Highness Chu's private money? !

They are Li Shimin's confidantes, so they all know that the recent series of fetishes that benefit the world are all from the king of Chu.

At this moment.

As soon as this idea came out, they felt that everything was clear in an instant.

But the rest of the gentlemen don't want to go here. Some of them may not even know the king of Chu.

And this time.

For those family officials, finding an opportunity to attack Li Shimin was like a piranha seeing blood, rushing forward screaming.

Totally killing red eyes!

"Your Majesty, what are you talking about? What kind of summer insects are indescribable, we are correcting your mistakes, Your Majesty!!"

"Yes, Your Majesty, you are wrong, do you want to continue to be wrong to the end?"

"It's outrageous enough for this scumbag to appear in the hall. If it spreads out and the common people know about it, it's even more outrageous. This is a big joke in the world!!"

Pei Ji was furious.

He guessed in his heart that Li Shimin must be making excuses for himself.

What auspicious?
What guardian animal?
It's just a piggy, even if he puts his mouth on a stone, he can't tell. This thing can be auspicious.

Just be stubborn? !
Auspicious?

Could a pig be auspicious?
ridiculous!

That's ridiculous! !
"That's right, Your Majesty, what Pei Sikong said this time is right, what kind of beast is there to protect the country? Your Majesty, if you say it, it's outrageous enough."

"This bastard, this bastard, hiss... what is it capable of? It can become my Great Tang's guardian beast!!"

"We don't agree, Your Majesty, you just ask the people of Tang Dynasty to see who can agree!"

"It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous, this lowly thing is useless at all, Your Majesty, I think you have to admit your mistakes to the people of the world, go now, otherwise, what happened in the morning court today, I'm afraid it will only become the laughing stock of the people!!"

Xiao Yu roared in agreement.

This time, it was the first time he stood in the same camp as Pei Ji in the court hall.

"That's right, your Majesty should go down and admit your mistake, otherwise, I'm afraid I'll be called a foolish king."

"That's right, Your Majesty, we can understand a thing or two about other kings being obsessed with women, but you... are obsessed with this kind of scum, isn't it just that you have reduced yourself to such a scumbag?"

"Say it out, and everyone in the world will laugh at it. Your Majesty, you are really going to be called all kinds of scumbags."

"Your Majesty, kill it quickly, and then apologize to the world!!"

"......."

Hundreds of officials shouted.

The voices are really louder and more ferocious than the other.

They are excited!

Exciting and exciting!

Naturally, there is no way to say this, how to say it is cool, how can it stimulate Li Shimin.

These days, the family officials can be said to have a bad headache.

affected by various things.

What's more, their buttocks are still aching, and some of them haven't fully recovered yet.

In this way, Li Shimin made such a big mistake, screaming one after another, really bursting into anger, venting the pent-up depression in his heart.

Li Shimin looked at them like dogs that had been hungry for three days, and gently rubbed Piggy's head with his fingers.

"Just relying on what you say, so slandering me, believe it or not, I can still beat you thirty times."

Li Shimin's voice was extremely flat except for being a little heavy.

Make trouble, make trouble.

The more fun it is, the more people will pay attention, and the faster this pork will be promoted.

Everything is planned.

"Hit us? Your Majesty, as long as you can tell me about this thing, it's useful. If you don't need to hit us, I'd rather take off my clothes and walk three times on the city wall!"

Pei Ji yelled.

With a twitch in the corner of Li Shimin's eyes, he took off his clothes and walked three times on the city wall? !

It's just punishment, it's a little exciting.

It seemed that they were absolutely certain that this piggy was useless at all.

Also!

Bitch, bastard....
These titles, Piggy has been called for thousands of years, and the impression has long been deeply ingrained.

Hey…….
Li Shimin sighed lightly.

Of course, this sigh was not for Pei Ji and the others, but for the piggies who felt unfair.

fortunately.

You have met King Chu, this time, I can prove it for you.

"What can it be used for? That's too much. Just eating meat can instantly kill all animals."

Li Shimin said with a smile.

eat meat? !
When Li Shimin said these words, the whole hall was taken aback.

Rolling gentlemen, you look at me, I look at you, all eyes look like I have misheard.

Listen, is this something that people can say? !
They really thought that Li Shimin's head was kicked by a donkey.

This damn....
eat meat!

This excuse is also conceivable.

Cowhide!

It is impossible to come up with this excuse without having a cerebral thrombosis for ten years.

As we all know, everyone knows that pork can be called cheap meat for the common people. The common people dislike it very much, it is smelly and fishy. Tell me now, eat meat?
Brain really broken?

Gun Gun Zhugong really thought that his ears were broken, but seeing Li Shimin's confident face, they could already be sure that Li Shimin's brain was really broken.

Who eats its meat?

When Li Jing, Qin Qiong and others heard this answer, they really looked at each other in blank dismay.

Your Majesty... What exactly are you going to do?
Oh my God!
eat pork?
Is that crazy?

But they really don't know what to say,

I can't accept this.

"Your Majesty, you..."

Pei Ji pursed her lower lip.

There was a little concern in their voices, and there was even a hint of pity in their eyes.

"Your Majesty, what does the Imperial Medical Office say? Prescriptions are all prescribed? Do you take them on time?"

Pei Ji swallowed, feeling a little unbelievable.

Li Jiaerlang could say this?
Anyone with a bit of a brain wouldn't be so.......so badass, right?
"Your Majesty, there is an old doctor in my house who is very good at treating brain diseases, why don't you let him come and see?!"

Xiao Yu also said in a low voice.

It seemed that they were all afraid of provoking Li Shimin.

Li Shimin: ...
Damn, these guys! !
Is this a suspicion that you are mentally ill?
"Look at the doctor, I'm fine."

Li Shimin's face was a little gloomy.

"Your Majesty, don't hold back. Everyone knows that this pork cannot be eaten, even the common people know that it cannot be eaten. You..."

"absurd!"

Pei Ji waved his sleeves and said so.

"That's because their pigs can't be eaten, but my pigs can be eaten. From now on, the people of Tang Dynasty will be able to eat meat too!!"

Li Shimin shouted.

"This... Your Majesty, let's get out of the tide, let's go back to the court quickly, let the imperial doctor come and take a look."

This is a deliberate attempt to refer to a deer as a horse, speechless.

Pei Ji said something silently in his heart.

He urged Li Shimin to go down quickly, but he already had a plan in his heart.

After the end, the entire Chang'an city, no!The whole world will know about His Majesty's mental illness.

By the time…….
Maybe it will be the prince's chance!
Ascend early! !
Not impossible! ! !

Of course, all this needs to be investigated first, whether Li Shimin is really stupid.

Pei Ji glanced at the officials next to him.

The official understood Pei Ji's meaning in an instant, took a step forward, sighed heavily, and said, "Your Majesty, you can eat if you say you can. I think it's time to go to court now, and then you can go and rest."

"Recently, is it because His Majesty is too tired, why don't you rest for a few days?"

The official said so.

Immediately, a group of echoes were attracted.

Changsun Wuji, Cheng Yaojin, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng:  …
The four of them were completely speechless.

How to make a fuss, it was transferred to His Majesty's mental illness.

But that's true, if they didn't know that the pork in Prince Chu's Mansion is so delicious, they might not be sure, they would really bring the imperial physician to treat Li Shimin.

"A bunch of ignorant old men, forget it, I don't bother to tell you, retreat!"

Li Shimin didn't bother to play with them anymore.

almost.

The atmosphere has been completely mobilized by him, and it is estimated that within a day, the whole Chang'an city will upload pork stories.

As long as the pork from Prince Chu's Mansion comes out, it will definitely shock Chang'an City!

The promotion of pork is a big step forward.

"However, you have slandered me for no reason. The crime is extremely heinous. Everyone... will be fined for one year, and each person will receive another thirty sticks."

Li Shimin said something together.

These guys don't fight for nothing.

Besides, everyone scolded themselves for being mentally ill, this board should also be beaten!
One year's salary penalty is even more unexpected, and it can save the court a lot of expenses.

"Your Majesty, it's better to treat the illness with peace of mind first, and it won't be too late to fight until the pork is ready to eat." Pei Ji said.

"Your Majesty, heal the disease first, treat the disease first!" Another official nodded.

Everyone respectfully sent Li Shimin away.

When Li Shimin disappeared, there was a buzzing sound in the hall, and all the officials were discussing what was going on.

Li Jing, Yuchi Jingde, Qin Qiong and others immediately surrounded Changsun Wuji Du Ruhui and the others.

"Auxiliary machine, what is going on? Is His Majesty really sick?"

"Yes, auxiliary machine, your majesty's brain is fine, how can you say such absurd things?"

"That's right, pork can be eaten, this is too outrageous!"

"Do you know about this? The doctor of the Tai Hospital, do you have a countermeasure?!"

"......."

Several people also had deep worries on their faces.

Almost dying.

They want an exact answer, not guesses and guesses.

This matter is really important.

What His Majesty said just now is really too scary.

Can pork be eaten?

This is too damn outrageous.

Anyone with a brain would never say such a thing.

To be honest, they have thought about what Pei Ji and the others said just now, and they even have some doubts.

Your Majesty is not really out of his mind, is he? !

Changsun Wuji, Cheng Yaojin, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng were at a loss as to how to answer.

They know the truth of the matter.

And these pork, its efficacy and taste, they are all experienced.

But now, they can't say anything else at all.

What His Majesty did today must have his deep meaning, more or less, Changsun Wuji and the others can also guess a little bit of his purpose.

This morning, His Majesty said that, except to take the opportunity to promote pork, it seems that there is no other purpose.

With the help of hundreds of officials, let the name of pork resound throughout Chang'an.

but…….
Whether it is true or not, the four of them are still not sure.

(End of this chapter)