Military: Let you report, you can easily catch the wanted criminal
Chapter 1531: Playing dumb is fun
Chapter 1531: Playing dumb is fun
The next morning, Jiang Fan and his companions finally finished their three-day field training.
When they came back, the expressions on everyone's faces were extremely wonderful.
My clothes were dirty and I felt like I had lost weight.
The old leader frowned and said, "You have become so thin here. If Wenyuan saw you, he would definitely blame me."
Jiang Fan smiled and said, "He doesn't dare to look for you. If he does, you can say that we are asking for trouble. He knows our personalities, so what else can he say about you?"
At this moment, someone from a military region in another province came to deliver a batch of supplies.
A leader from a military region in another province also took the opportunity to inspect the military region of his old leader in a serious manner.
Along the way, I couldn't help shaking my head.
"I thought this was a cradle for training special forces, but I didn't expect the basic settings to be at this level?"
He took advantage of the absence of the old leader to check on Jiang Fan and several soldiers of low rank.
I couldn't help but complain with a look of disgust.
Jiang Fan couldn't bear to see it.
After taking a quick look, he half-jokingly said, "I thought everyone in other military regions was highly qualified. They have such a good base, and so many talented people are sent there every year, but in the end, there are even fewer special forces than we have here."
"What's the phrase? Oh, yeah. Occupying the toilet without taking any shit."
The reason why Jiang Fan dared to say this was because he saw that the other party's military rank was not as high as his.
He had just taken a shower and his clothes were hanging in the laundry room. There was a captain's badge pinned on the clothes he was wearing.
He saw the other person's face change.
"How dare you talk to me like that? Do you know who I am? How dare you talk to me like that?"
Jiang Fan said with a half-smile: "Oh, sorry, I didn't say you, I just said other regions, what, did I offend you? If you think so, I can't help it."
The heads of other military regions wanted to show off their power in front of the younger generation, but they didn't expect to run into a tough guy like Jiang Fan.
I was instantly deflated.
He could only accuse Jiang Fan of insubordination.
But Jiang Fan knew it very well, but he refused to expose it and even insisted on arguing with the other party.
"There shouldn't be anything wrong with what I just said, right? Is there something wrong?"
"Since you think I was talking about you just now, let me say a few more words. The special forces trained every year are just for show. They are all tall and look good, but when it comes to strength, there are problems everywhere."
"Is this a feng shui problem or a problem of ability?"
The other leader was furious.
Just grab the soldier following closely behind him.
This man has a handsome appearance, is tall and strong, with sword-like eyebrows and bright eyes.
Even if he didn't join the army, with his looks, he could become a star or internet celebrity, and there would definitely be a lot of people who like him.
"Who do you think you are? This is our special forces soldier. How do you think you can win against him? You're just good at talking."
Li Sen and Wang Lao Hu had already retreated to the side and were enjoying the show in peace.
But Jiang Fan said: "You are really wrong. My mouth is my least outstanding advantage. I am the best in any other aspect."
But what he got in return was the other party's disdain and ridicule.
"The best? How good can it be?"
"Didn't you say you were awesome? Are you a special forces soldier?"
Unexpectedly, I kicked the horse's hoof.
Jiang Fan nodded seriously and said with some embarrassment: "I guess so."
Isn’t it a bit bullying for this ace special forces soldier to pretend to be a special forces soldier?
But never mind, who made the person in front of me more pretentious?
Jiang Fan reluctantly played with the other party.
"Haha, you're considered a special forces soldier. What the hell is that? Since you agreed, I'll treat you as a special forces soldier. Do you dare to spar with him?"
Jiang Fan looked at the other person and took a closer look.
I used the radar scanning skill to identify the opponent's body index first. His lung capacity was not good. If he were swimming, he would definitely not be able to hold his breath for more than three minutes.
Without the explosive power of the lower limbs, there is absolutely no chance of winning in a short-distance race, and without the endurance for long-distance running.
The stomach is a bit delicate. If you are performing a mission in the field, you may collapse first.
Of course, all of Jiang Fan’s standards are based on the ace special forces soldier, that is, his own basic situation.
Then there is absolutely no possibility for the other party to win.
Jiang Fan looked a little embarrassed, but in the eyes of the other party, it was actually Jiang Fan who was stage fright!
The other party said happily: "What's wrong? Don't you dare?"
"Weren't you so awesome just now? You turned into the Iron-Tongued Ji Xiaolan? Why are you silent now?"
Jiang Fan suddenly couldn't help laughing: "Dare? Why not?"
Wang Lao Hu and Li Sen behind him shook their heads helplessly.
The expression is hard to describe.
What the two of them were thinking was: These two people on the opposite side are a bit unlucky. It would be bad enough if they just met Jiang Fan, but they even had to compete with Jiang Fan.
Jiang Fan is a man of action, he will definitely make the other party pay for it!
The two felt sorry for each other.
But to the leader of the opposing team, this expression meant: It’s over, it’s over, my teammates are going to lose, it’s hard to describe.
Jiang Fan looked at the vase opposite him.
"Compared to what?"
Hua Ping said with disdain: "You tell me."
The voice was arrogant, and he didn't take Jiang Fan seriously at all.
Jiang Fan shook his head: "I am just being a good host and respecting your habits. I will definitely try my best to cooperate."
When the other party heard the word "effort", he became even more disdainful.
In his eyes, Jiang Fan was just a spent force.
He might have also been thinking that if everything went his way, even if he lost, he wouldn't lose too much face.
This person is really scheming.
He said lazily, "How about three competitions? It would be fairer. Arm wrestling, fighting, and shooting?"
"Cough cough."
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Sen and the other man started coughing violently.
The two of them coughed until their faces turned red and they were gasping for breath.
Hua Ping complained in his heart: "Country bumpkin, your own brothers all look down on you and think you have no chance of winning."
But in fact, the two people at the back were just trying to hold back their laughter.
"Tell me how these men are chosen? How come every one of them is chosen at the peak of Jiang Fan's strength?"
Li Sen responded to Wang Lao Hu with his eyes: "Sometimes, when I'm on the back, even drinking cold water can cause a toothache."
Jiang Fan suddenly grinned: "Of course, you make the rules and I will cooperate."
Hua Ping curled her lips at her leader, seemingly not taking the competition seriously at all.
It was just to play with Jiang Fan.
But Jiang Fan is quite serious and plays dumb when necessary.
It’s so exciting that the little Aries fights back in the end.
Jiang Fan smiled.
Several people went to the training room.
It's lunch time now, and there are only a few people practicing in the training room.
Someone had seen Jiang Fan and was about to say hello.
Then he saw Li Sen with a serious expression and waved at him.
Several people nodded immediately and left tactfully.
"What shall we compete in first?" Jiang Fan asked, relaxing his limbs.
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