Chapter 106 I really want to eat fish

After squatting in the grass with no vision for a full 20 seconds, there was no movement. Cang Chen seemed to be very patient, and she was really not in a hurry. She just watched jk and mark press the line near the grass.

"Isn't it possible for this person to be able to see through the stealth jump from the Dragon Pit? And Brother Cang has turned on the scan, so jakey love can't find it anyway, right? And the current jakey love and mark don't have vision and anti-gank at all, There is no retreat at all.”

Guan Zeyuan was quite curious. He watched Cang Chen squatting in the grass of the lower road river for 20 seconds, doing nothing, just wasting time.

According to the speed of the clown, 20 seconds is enough to clear two groups of wild monsters, why not waste time in this bot lane?

"How do you say? Do you want to catch it?"

Tong Xi's rank is not high, she really doesn't understand why she doesn't seize this wave of excellent opportunities.

Not only Hitomi, but many people in this wave feel that if they want to be caught, they should be caught quickly, don't hesitate.

"It's a good opportunity. I don't know what you are hesitating about? If you don't catch the opponent, you will react. Once Kasa comes, he will fight three times."

Malaxiangguo doesn't quite understand.

Doinb couldn't figure it out either.

"Don't catch this wave? Hurry up, oh my god, I'm so anxious. What is Brother Cang waiting for? Waiting for the jungler? Hey, why is this map black? Why is it like this, only IG's vision? Hey? Hey? Did the director do this on purpose or something?"

Suddenly noticed something that others didn't notice, and Doinb was stunned.

The small map of this game only has the field of vision of the IG team, as if it was deliberately called out by the director, and the current perspective is locked on Cang Chen.

It's just that Uzi didn't realize it. It wasn't that he didn't look at the mini-map, but that he had already substituted himself into the character in the game. It's normal for a map to have some places black and some places white.

As everyone knows, it is impossible to watch the battle without the fog of war.

"I'm hesitating, Brother Cang, are you going to squat against Brother Ka at this time? I feel like I have no chance...I don't know where Brother Ka is now. Anyway, squatting for 20 seconds is a bit too outrageous. Jungle Time is precious."

Uzi sharply commented that it does feel a bit delayed.

Xiaohu also felt that the rhythm dragged on a little too long:

"If you have time, it's better to grab the middle lane quickly, and you can also grab the knight, otherwise, when the knight is six, you can only watch him swim away."

"It's just a waste of time, brother Cang, what the hell are you doing this wave, you stole wild monsters from Casa, and they must be eating your wild area now, you have to wait a long time to squat here, why don't you catch them quickly Then go brush wild monsters."

Zizi still has something to say, he thinks this wave of arrangements is wrong, so he must make it clear.

"Is it possible, I mean, Brother Cang is actually fishing." Brother Crystal said, "Now the director cuts the map to IG's perspective. We don't know the location of Casa, so assuming Brother Cang is on the third floor, Then Kasa, who squatted on the second floor with one hand, just squatted here, counterattacking, waiting for Brother Dada to be deceived by his own consciousness, and come over early to get knifed, is it possible?"

"What you mean is that Kasa's wave will definitely come, and the people Cang Chen wants to kill in this wave are actually Kasa, not jk and mark?"

Letme understood, and directly repeated Brother Crystal's meaning.

"Understand? Understand the applause."

Brother Crystal is very determined.

"If I didn't want to eat Casa in this wave, I would be the one to blame." Brother Crystal swore, "I didn't want to eat Casa, I just ate the computer. It's so iron."

He is so confident that the fans in the live broadcast room are dubious, wondering whether it is the live broadcast effect or the real idea.

AJ focuses on the whole work, so he does not hold negative opinions on this part, and directly brags about Cang Chen.

"Yes, I thought so too. Cangshen's wave must have some unexpected connection. As far as I can tell, the clown has planned this wave very carefully. He must be waiting for an unusual opportunity. At least he can't let the other party give him Grab that handle and create an opportunity to resist. You just watch it, brother Cang must have arrangements for this wave, I'll bet five yuan."

As he spoke, he opened WeChat, found someone at random, and transferred five yuan, with a serious expression on his face.

As a result, the hand slipped an extra zero, and sent 0.5 yuan to Gesture.

"Good guy, according to what you said, Brother Cang is waiting to find a proof of the murder?"

"How do you feel like a habitual offender from your kid's tone?"

"Ah Lei, my Cangshen is worth fifty cents, right?"

"As expected of an A-cone, I don't even want to bet on eight dollars."

"Tam is out of money 23333"

"Secretly order a future market, right?"

The water friends laughed.

Ding dong.

Gesture picked up the phone for a second.

0.5 seconds to put down.

"I'm throwing up, silly A Cone gave me a red envelope of fifty cents."

Gestures cursing cursing cursing can not help but want to laugh.

"Hahahahahahaha..." Brother Crystal was about to die laughing, "This person is really stingy, he must be a black fan of my god, deliberately disgusting, I suggest holding it directly."

"Hold it!"

letme fanned the flames.

Huya's professional four gentlemen's live broadcast effect is full.

On the other hand, Douyu has no wind and no water, only one Doinb is still guessing Cangchen's thoughts.

When Cang Chen finally made a move, the director also began to switch his perspective to TES.

Suddenly, the originally invisible TES angle of view was immediately illuminated, and everyone saw the one hidden in the grass——Xin Zhao!
This is……

Casa? !
It's him again! !

There was a completely unexpected exclamation from the audience.

"You press first, I'll see if I can catch the clown."

Da Da Ge Casa had ambushed in jk's lower roadside grass half a minute ago, in order to fish for law enforcement, lure the clown out, and at the same time kill him by surprise.

The radar is on.

"It turned out that the director made a joke with us. He hid Brother Ka in the bushes while we weren't paying attention! This wave of cooperation with the director is really great. Xin Zhao came out and people didn't expect it at all!"

Guan Zeyuan's scalp tingled with surprise, it was the first time he saw such a good director in LPL!
"Fuck! This anti-squatting consciousness is absolutely amazing! It's really Kasa!"

Everyone in Doinb was dumbfounded, what kind of ghost-level anti-squatting is this.

"So Cang Chen waited so long that it was really Kasa? Did Brother Da Da's anti-squat prediction also predict this wave?"

Uzi shook his head in admiration.

"Beautiful! Casa!!"

The posture involuntarily stretched out a thumb.

"What did I say."

Brother Crystal said directly, let the applause be more enthusiastic.

This wave of anti-squatting is absolutely perfect.

Although Cang Chen was prepared, she finally went up.

Wink's titan has already hooked it up, and it has hooked the Mark Japanese girl who deliberately sold her flaws.

This wave, no matter what.

Otherwise, the Titan must die!
"Come on! Fight!"

Although Kasa has seen the clown of the morning, this is also in his incomparable hypothetical principles.

He is fully prepared for this wave, even if Cang Chen can come, he has enough confidence to fight three times.

So the key is how to use Aphelios' red and white sword, can it deal enough damage?
"Go, brother Cang!!"

"Come on! Ah Shui!!"

Extreme fans and peach fans have already killed red eyes.

This wave of three hits three, whoever coaxes who is the grandson.

The six of them, except for the Japanese woman who wandered around at some point and missed experience level [-], and Xin Zhao who was fucked by a clown once and missed two sets of wild monsters, the others are all level [-].

Cang Chen directly came to jk in stealth with Q, and at the same time cooperated with Titan's flash to level A and imprison and chase Aphelios.

The purification was solved quite quickly, and Aphelios put a [Resurrection Garrison] under his feet, while backing away, using the active effect of the broken soul and the garrison, to collect a large amount of flying blades and blood sucking amount.

At the same time, switch the weapon folding mirror, and send all the flying blades in the surrounding circle to the clown in the morning.

"Ah! Ha!"

Kasa's Xin Zhao poked Puff's Samira, followed directly and cut the back row.

Puff pressed w and was still thrust into the face, tasting Xin Zhao's chrysanthemum blow.

It's just a pity that Xin Zhao needs the third hit to be knocked into the air, so he has no way to provoke Samira quickly in this wave, he can only watch her lick the Japanese woman's face, and go after Aphelios .

"going up."

Cang Chen's order was short and effective, and the ADC and support obediently followed his footsteps, leading Aphelios with the red and white sword to it.

At this time, the clown also walked up, but he had been ground to the brim by jk's flying blade, almost dying!
"It's broken! Brother Cang seems to be going down!!"

Guan Zeyuan's voice was full of regret.

In this wave, no one can blame Cang Chen for not grasping well, only that Kasa's anti-squatting is really awesome.

"Oh, what a pity."

Uzi had seen the end of things.

Although he can't play Aphelios, judging from the current offensive state of Aphelios, it seems that jk is about to finish killing.

"Run? Where are you going?"

JK gets angry when he sees Cang Chen, playing a clown and not paying attention to others at all.

It was the same when he was playing top laner in TES. If he didn’t know anything, he knew he was stubborn. He made a fool of Jess to stop on the top road, took two heads, and no one knew him?

"Do you want to be the captain?"

At this time, jk is a bit against the character design, even Mark didn't expect that Ah Shui, who used to be kind and lovely, would be so fanatical now.

But in fact jk is just on top.

When playing games, Ah Shui is completely different from his usual self.

Generally, it is mild blue water.

But as soon as the game came up, it immediately turned into red water.

This is precisely because he feels that Cang Chen is very pretentious, so he desperately wants to defeat him.

After leaving TES, the speed of light got a pentakill, with whom should I show off?
At that time, it didn't really matter whether I was the captain or not. Anyway, I didn't want to command.

This captain, I can give it to anyone, Casa, Knight, even if it is 369, I don't care at all.

It's just that they didn't want it at all. After fighting for so long, no one proposed to change the command.

Only you say you want it, so I just won't give it to you.

The more you want it, the more I won't give it to you.

I can offer to give it to you first, but you can't ask that I want this captain.

Otherwise, it would appear that I am an incapable person and lose face.

I can't tell what the emotion is.

Probably every young person will have such a moment of being deliberately stingy.

Just like when there was no leader, a group of people had the most honor, but you didn't want to lead anyone, and you became the boss. After a few years, you found that the team didn't improve. What should the people below do? For display, even you suspect that you may really have a problem, and it may be better to change someone.

As a result, at this time, a newcomer suddenly came and said that there is indeed a problem with your leadership, so the team must only grow if you are removed.

Would you like to?

No one would be so magnanimous, right?
When Confucius came, he had to stop talking and scolding.

jk never cared about the ups and downs of TES, the death of this team has nothing to do with him personally.

If it wasn't for the fact that the team was too weak and would slow down his second championship, he wouldn't waste his time on these people who were holding back.

After signing a long-term contract, he couldn't run even if he wanted to. He could only wait for the management to change players one after another to test the waters for him.

If the top laner fails, then switch to the top laner, if the support fails, then switch to the support laner, if the jungler fails, then switch to the jungler, and in the end, even if the mid laner fails, you can also switch to the mid laner.

He is confident that he can play better and better, so he will always flash forward, throw his teammates behind his ass, kidnap everyone on the dangerous single-plank bridge, and make jokes about five careers.

bet!
bet!
bet!
Just ask you if I hurt the most!
When the audience's cheers reached their peak, jk's heart was beating like a viking drum.

"Death to Laozi!"

Suddenly flashing forward, Aphelios did not know when he raised his big move!Ah Shui calculated this moment accurately, and immediately made a decisive move!
"Jakey killed Wink hard! Cooperate with the Japanese woman's Q skill! The titan died in battle, and he just went up to six!"

A flash followed by Qinghui Yening, he got into the grass of blind vision, showing an absolutely confident smile.

Clowns must die!

After killing Cangchen, the ADC is also doomed!
"Ugh!"

Aphelios floats in mid-air, embracing the bright starry night, releasing a charming moonlight all over the sky.

Everyone's mood seemed to be aroused by something at this moment, and they all became excited.

"Flash forward again! Another flash forward with a career at stake! Jakey, he..."

It came to an abrupt end with Guan Zeyuan's exclamation.

Ah Shui's fans said "A", and before they even had time to shout "Shui", they saw jakey love flash forward and drive forward, and bumped into the clown box, terrified on the spot, and then shot to death.

"Hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ↑"

The clown let out a disgusting laugh,
Cang Chen stepped on Ah Shui's body and slipped back!

Cooperating with the ADC to kill the stunted Xin Zhao, he was forced to let go of the Japanese girl who showed up.

"Ah this..."

Everyone was dumbfounded by this wave of operations.

What the hell is this?

Ah Shui, why do you flash forward, looking into the grass?
Why don't you increase your ADC first after you have been promoted to level [-] in advance?

"You are growing your sow, Ah Shui!!!"

Gesture yelled.

At first he saw Ah Shui flashing forward and thought he was safe, but he was educated by the clown's box with his backhand.

The barrage suddenly burst into laughter, and they all began to laugh at Ah Shui's outrageous actions.

But after laughing for a while, a lot of 0-level numbers suddenly poured in, angrily insulting the professional players, and their faces turned pale in fright.

"Download it first, brothers, I'm scared, I apologize."

He bowed directly, and then went offline urgently.

This wave cannot be rhythmic, otherwise, it will really not end well later.

"Hey! Hey!"

Brother Crystal dropped the line immediately when he saw Gesture, and he stopped talking on the spot.

Rubbing his hair, his face changed a lot.

After a while, he smiled again, like a mockery.

"I'm scared of this person." He deliberately mocked his posture, "You are fine, just scold God K casually, God K can bear it."

"No way, the broadcast will be turned off after being rushed for a second, the sense of posture is really good."

Letme admired it.

AJ scratched his head, said nothing, and seemed to have said everything.

The four Huya brothers immediately lost their fun without the eldest brother.

Now it's Doinb's turn to take the rhythm.

"Ah Shui!! Ah Shui!!!"

He stood up, holding his puppy and crying.

Everyone knows he's playing with rhythm, but there's no evidence.

What's more, if they are both champions, it doesn't matter who has more fans.

At this juncture, only Uzi dared to beat Ah Shui sharply, but he was facing Ah Shui.

"Although I don't play Aphelios, I will definitely flash to the past for other heroes, the clown. If the clown is not dead, this ADC cannot die, so it must be killed."

Uzi said, feeling very sorry.

At this time, Heizi left first, and a sentence was posted on the bullet screen: "So you will never be Aphelios".

At this time, on the hero Aphelios, only Viper can make a sharp comment on Ah Shui.

But Viper doesn't watch the live broadcast of the game, he only watches the replays of al-Qaeda, so he is currently ranking in the Korean server.

No Korean player can rank harder than Viper.

His score has been kept within the top dozens of Hanbok kings all year round.

In life, apart from rank, that is, rank, there is no other rest time at all, a power leveling brother in a standard profession.

Easily take off one of Ah Shui's heads.

Cang Chen helped push the thread and pressed t at the same time.

Little penguin hat off.

At this time, the director shot to him.

But he was looking directly at the camera, as if he knew that the director would shoot him at this time.

Stretching out her thumb slowly, Cang Chen seemed to want to do something.

Doinb was stunned for a moment, and ran over to check what happened while holding the computer.

"Fuck, God Cang, what is this going to do, it can't be..."

"not--"

"That weak gesture?"

"Ah! Don't! The gesture of warning!"

Doinb yelled.

Everyone was quite surprised.

What the hell!

God!

What do you want? ? ?

"ohhhhhhh!!!"

There were fierce exclamations at the scene, and everyone seemed to know what gesture Cang Chen wanted to make next.

At this time, even yyds Uzi was dumbfounded and sat forward.

"No way, CANG, are you going to be the first man to be warned by the LPL after being carried? That kind of gesture is really not allowed."

He was absolutely sure.

At the same time, Mala Xiangguo didn't think there was anything wrong with this gesture, on the contrary, he also felt that if Cang Chen did it, then he really had a personality.

"It's interesting, man."

He laughed.

"A thief."

Brother Crystal didn't know what to say, at this moment he could only look forward to it silently, watching Cang Chen make history.

The craziest top laner in the LPL, turned to the jungler for the first explosive kill, but was warned and punished for making prohibited gestures.

"It doesn't matter, maybe pay a fine at most. It's okay, the other side can't see now."

letme said, he really thinks it's okay.

At this moment, even Guan Zeyuan was frightened by Cang Chen.

"No way, God Cang, do you really want to do this?"

He looked forward to it and felt that it was too inappropriate.

It must be a big-paced event, and it will be on the hot search tomorrow.

Cang Chen smiled at the camera.

At the same time, the right hand is slowly stretched out, the thumb is stretched out, and slowly turned over.

Everyone's heartbeat is accelerating.

And at the second when the director's personal shot ended, he really showed the same gesture that Silas weakly exploded.

Thumbs down.

Rubbish!

It's just that the angle is a little tilted. If you look closely, it seems that the thumb is pointing at yourself.

Can it also be interpreted as a gesture meaning "I can"?
If it is specifically described, it is probably similar to the classic signature gesture "ko no dio da" made by the villain Dio after kissing the sweetheart of the protagonist JOJO in JOJO's Bizarre Adventure comics.

There is no special meaning, just sticking out a thumb and pointing at yourself.

It's simple, no pejorative.

But it seems that it is not feasible to insist on explaining it as "weak explosion".

After all, the angle at which brother Cang's thumb is pointing is indeed somewhat ambiguous.

"Damn! Fuck! Fuck!!"

"Revenge and revenge!!"

"Weak explosion! Garbage!!"

"What are you pretending to be here with me?!"

"I will always be your Cangshen Brother!"

"Garbage Ah Shui Garbage Ah Shui Garbage Ah Shui!"

The barrage completely exploded, the live broadcast room was covered with barrage, everyone was posting 6, and there were a lot of Ah Shui fans who were set on fire.

"Where's the crazy girl! Stinky bastard! Catch someone thinking you're great?!"

"You idiot, get out of LPL!"

"Damn it, it's a personal attack."

"Pretend."

"It's a silly dog, scold him to death!"

"Submitted, what kind of champion are you?"

"What kind of champion dares to pretend here?"

"It's becoming more and more unbearable, IG just accept such a loser, right?"

"Our Shuibao doesn't want to place an order."

Seeing Cang Chen suddenly become so arrogant from the side, Rookie wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with some fear.

"Why is Brother Cang suddenly so violent?"

He was a little puzzled, originally he thought that Cang Chen was a very gentle person, but now suddenly the real person is bright and weak.

"I don't know, maybe it was indeed a bit miserable back then."

Wink didn't know what to say.

"Fear."

Brother Shy suddenly made a joke, which entertained the others.

At the same time, after killing Ah Shui, Cang Chen returned to her usual state.

At this time, he blinked his eyes and canceled the omniscient and omnipotent ending view in front of his eyes—Ah Shui would flash forward every time there were hundreds of endings.

"It's horrible, clown!"

Puff, who usually doesn't like to talk, is a little scared now.

At this time, Cang Chen regained her usual calm appearance, as stable as the clown played by Joaquin Phoenix, when he did not have the strange symptom of "laughing when nervous".

At this very moment, in a dark hut in a residential building in Seoul, South Korea, a clown anchor wearing a mask was crying and telling the water friends that he had indecent thoughts about martin fish the day before yesterday.

He was unkempt, and the surroundings of the house were dark and damp, with the faint sound of pipes bursting and a strong fishy smell.

But the operation of LOL on the computer is not delayed at all. His clown Three Ways kills people and sets fire to do all kinds of evil, and the operation is perfect and wonderful.

"Hee hee hee hee hee... I had no choice but to kill that fish, and buried it in the flower pot of the neighbor's house to hide it from others. Huh, two days later, the neighbor knocked on my door and told me to do this again. I called the police for something stupid, but I pushed him away without hesitation."

"because I……"

"I really……"

"Woooo."

"Love that fish..."

"You should understand that too, right?"

Having said that, he took off the mask, and the two scratches were quite abrupt on his cheeks.

The popularity of the live broadcast reached its climax, and everyone was praising his acting skills.

But no one knows...

Is he real or not,

JOKER.
(End of this chapter)

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