The cold noodle emperor and the pretty princess

She always thought that the old bald Master Siku was a bit weird, but it turned out that she guessed right.

In the meditation room, she opened the jade box and picked up a fragrant, pure white jade ball, "The master gave such a treasure to me? I don't get paid for nothing, how can I take it on?"

"My lady, please don't refuse." Master Siku looked up sincerely, and when he looked up, he was taken aback by a certain lady's small face that suddenly stretched out in front of him, and he couldn't tell whether to laugh or cry at the child's behavior, "My lady, I don't have any malicious intentions." .It is just to give this unique Jade Muscle Shengxiang Pill to the empress, in case the empress needs it from time to time."

A certain empress closed the lid of the box, and stuffed the palm-sized thing into her waist embroidered bag, "Master, tell me the truth, do you think something will happen to me in the days to come?"

Master Siku but smiled and said nothing.

"Master, don't look like this, okay? You smile so fake!"

Master Siku looked at her dumbfoundedly, "Amitabha."

"It's alright, alright, alright. Don't talk to me about Buddhist gatha, I'm a layman, you just need to talk to me in plain language!" She raised her hand and patted him on the shoulder, causing a few young novice monks beside her Laughing cough.

A certain empress sat cross-legged on the kang, tickled her little finger at the master, "Master, let me tell you something, okay?"

"You step back."

"It's the abbot."

"Your Majesty, please forgive me for talking too much. In fact, since Your Majesty has been living happily for so many years, there is no need to get to the bottom of the past."

Yun Qin stared at her big Shuishui eyes, scanned the master up and down, and hooked his index finger at him, "Master! Do you know where I come from?"

She grabbed his long beard and caught him off guard, dumbfounding.

"Master! You must know something! Last time I saw that you looked at me wrongly, like a god who knows everything! Master! You are the omnipotent person I am looking for. Yes or no?"

"Cough, cough, cough!" Master Siku grabbed his long beard speechlessly, "My lady, my lady, please be calm and don't be impatient."

"I'm so calm, I'm so excited, how can I still get up quietly!" She snapped, and looked at him in surprise and joy, "Master, master, tell me quickly, how did I get here, Is there any way to go back? Can you come back after you go back? Master, master, tell me, you keep laughing, tell me quickly!"

"Your Majesty, you have so many questions, how do you want this old man to answer you? It's destiny to be born and die. You'd better go with the situation..."

"You mean, I can't go back?" She glanced at him suspiciously, "Impossible. You are not fooling me, are you? Master, let me figure it out, the child in my belly , can you give birth safely?"

Master Siku gave her a speechless look, "Madam, I'm not a fortune-teller..."

"What's the matter? Since you know everything, you can figure out that I'm in danger in the near future. What else can't be figured out? Hurry up and hurry up. At most, this palace won't tell others, and neither will the emperor. Master, master~~" Little sister Qin'er grabbed Master Siku's sleeve and shook it back and forth.

Master Siku's brows, eyes and lips twitched uncomfortably.

He coughed lightly and said, "Actually, there are some things, as long as you don't force them. You can't escape what should be yours, and you can't do anything if you don't deserve it. Even... the empress's dragon veins, it's the same."

"Nonsense." Qin'er's face changed slightly, and she stretched out her hand to caress her belly, "Since he's here, it means that he is destined for me. If there is no destiny, there is no need to come, right? Come and go, wouldn't it make people sad .”

"It's God's will to end fate, manpower can't be forced." The master said with a pun, "Besides, it's hard to calculate the gains and losses. After losing some, you won't get more in the future. ?”

"Master, you must be able to resolve this crisis, right?"

"Amitabha."

The old bald man asked him how to solve it, and he just said "Amitabha", and he didn't know whether it was true or not.

Sitting in the phoenix chariot, he took out the jade box and carefully studied the jade muscle raw fragrance pill.

The old guy will speak some Buddhist verses about unpredictable fortune and misfortune, who can understand.

The car stopped at Xiangfu.

Qin'er was helped out of the carriage, and as soon as she entered, she heard the noise in the garden.

"What's the matter." She asked, maybe someone would come to trouble the eldest sister again.

"My servant has seen your mother." The maidservant of Xiangfu came up to greet her, and said cleverly, "My servant will report now."

"Who is arguing in the garden? Could it be that the second room in Lu Wengong's mansion has come to trouble the eldest lady again?"

"It's not that it's not your mother, the eldest lady has already moved back to Lu Wengong's mansion, and she is not in the Prime Minister's mansion at the moment."

"Oh, what's the noise?"

"Oh, it's by the pond in Nanyuan. Dabao and the others found a strange bag this morning, and they are arguing and researching it. The servant girl will go and tell them not to make a noise, so as not to startle the empress."

"Oh, it's okay." Qin'er smiled and waved her little hand, "I'll go and have a look at the bag too. What's so strange about the bag."

"No, ma'am. That bag is really weird. It's not tied with hemp rope, but a very weird little button that pulls back and forth. And ah, I don't know how long the bag has been soaked in water. There was a heavy rain yesterday, which raised the pond, and the bag appeared by chance. Everything in this bag is strange, and none of them got wet.”

"No way." Yunqin muttered to herself, it sounded like her waterproof backpack, "What color is it?" She walked all the way and asked.

"Black, ma'am."

Uh……

"Elongated?"

"Miss Ye, how do you know?"

Yun Qin's eyes almost widened, and he quickened his pace towards the pond.

It was still far away from the pond, and as soon as I got under the tree, I saw a group of servants and maidservants surrounding there. One of them held a retractable military knife, trying to study how to use it, and the other held the latest silencer pistol. Looking back and forth at his chest.There is another one that is even more outrageous, holding a grenade in his hand, throwing it up and down like a toy, and smiling happily.

Yunqin was about to faint, so he yelled, "Everyone stop and don't move!!"

Her mother is a god!

He rushed forward in three steps at a time, snatched the knife, pistol and grenade from the hands of the stunned servants, carefully stuffed them back into the backpack, and put some communication equipment scattered on the ground, parts for firearm assembly, The black tight-fitting all-purpose battle suit I replaced, and other trivial things were integrated into the bag one by one, and they belonged to everyone. The speed of the wind and clouds was jaw-dropping.

She breathed a deep sigh of relief, raised her eyes, and faced everyone with a bright smile, "Does this palace treat you well?"

"Okay." All the family servants and maidservants nodded in unison.Being a servant of the prime minister's mansion not only gives you more rewards and vacations, but also a lot of money. When the empress usually comes back, it is indispensable to reward them. The life with the empress is not to mention how easy it is.

Yun Qin nodded with a smile, "That's good, that's good. You didn't see anything today. I took this bag away. You can't tell anyone."

"Yes."

"Yes, very good." A certain lady turned her head, "Lamei Lamei, throw this baby into my car, remember, don't tell anyone."

"Yes." Lamei hurriedly took the bag and took the order.

Yun Qin was elated and in a great mood, "Haha, ha!" He couldn't help but want to laugh.

"You are all very good. I will never treat you badly. Today's bag will disappear from everyone's mind. You have never seen this bag before, do you understand?"

"It's the lady."

"Yeah." Qin'er nodded her head vigorously, then turned to Tian'er who was puzzled and said, "Tian'er, go and distribute the rewards brought by the Palace to everyone."

"Yes."

"Thank you, Ma'am, for your kindness!" Everyone laughed happily.

She took easy steps and was supported by the little bun towards the inner garden.

Although, I don't know how this backpack appeared in the pond so inexplicably after so many years.However, she was still very happy, so happy that she didn't want to delve into other things.

She stepped into the hall, looked at Bai Xiaodie and Luo Shi Taoniang who were drinking tea with a smile, "Mother, Erniang, I'm back."

"Pfft—" Erniang sprayed her tea so far away. .

Couldn't it be that seeing such an obedient Qin'er reminds me of that disgusting cockroach!Hate.Qin'er is not a cockroach girl~

That night.

Qin'er was alone and couldn't sleep. She tossed and turned all night without falling asleep. She wanted to roll over several times but couldn't touch her warm body. She was extremely wronged.

The emperor will spend the night with nobleman Ming tonight.

Suspiciously, she sat up, stooped to pick up the black backpack hidden under the bed, and dragged it onto the bed.

The little hand unzipped the zipper and took out a handful of parts. Ten seconds later, a well-assembled military long-range sniper rifle appeared in her hand.

She played with it like a toy, closing her eyes to aim at the range.

Hara put down the gun, smiled and said to himself: I don't know if blowing Sima Yanlang's head will end everything.

She sighed, then disassembled the gun into its parts and put them back in her bag.

Her intuition told her that it is better not to use modern weapons to change the history of this era. Once she intervenes, I am afraid... the consequences will be disastrous.

She lay down, held up the palm-sized electronic photo album, clicked it, and the screen jumped.

A sweet photo appeared.

The two beautiful girls hooked up together, smiling brightly under the strong sunlight.

She reached out to caress the photo.

"Isn't it much easier to do business without the little trouble of me, a road idiot? But remember, you have to fight hard, don't be like me, knowing that the building is about to explode in ten seconds, you still want to fight for it." Fight, to unlock the fifth combination lock, unfortunately, it still failed." She pouted, "It's a pity that the national treasure Nine Dragons Spit Beads top-grade inkstone just exploded like this!"

She thumped her little head in frustration, "Not being able to bring it back to China in its entirety will be a regret in my life..."