Tattoos are too fierce: Scared and cried at the beginning, pretending to be a school girl

Chapter 12 Only elementary school students make choices, I want them all!

Chapter 12 Only elementary school students make choices, I want them all!
bathroom.

"Nai Naidi, you actually want to shit like this at this time!"

Su Bai crouched in the dimly lit luxury toilet, puffing all the time...

Just after solving it, I was trapped by a problem.

"Oh, I'm going, I forgot to take the toilet paper."

Su Bai frowned, and was speechless for a while while sitting on the toilet.

"If you yell inside, people outside will hear you, so don't be so embarrassing!"

As an invincible hero in their eyes, but in the end he yelled in the toilet because of a few pieces of toilet paper, wouldn't this image disappear! !

"Pick and pick?"

Su Bai: "..."

Just when he was hesitating, a little green will-o'-the-wisp suddenly lit up in the toilet.

Su Bai: "?"

I saw a pair of long haggard hands protruding from the toilet, holding two sets of toilet paper, one red and one green.

An extremely hoarse voice sounded at this moment.

"The red one dies in an hour."

"Green dies in three hours."

Su Bai: "You're hiding in the toilet, don't you feel sick!!"

[Ding dong, trigger scene selection! 】

[1: Choose the red paper, reward: the title of God of War in the toilet, as long as you stand in any toilet, ghosts are forbidden! 】

[2: Choose the green one, reward: play the title of Shit God of War, every time you throw an Ollie, there will be a critical strike~~]

Su Bai: "!!"

My mother, what the hell are these choices.

[3: Primary school students only make choices, and I want both.Reward: Yan Luo Dharma. 】

[Characteristics: Yan Luo's dharma, which changes with the host's strength, is a combat skill, which can drive the dharma to burst out infinite power! 】

Su Bai's eyes lit up when he saw Yan Luo Faxiang.

Unexpectedly, if you come to the toilet to take a shit, there will be unexpected surprises!
"Choose three!"

[Ding dong, Yan Luo's dharma image has been deployed in the flesh. 】

He suddenly let out a cheap laugh: "Wow ha ha ha ha!"

It frightened the ghost below, thinking that this person was crazy.

As a result, the two toilet papers in his hand were lost for a moment, and Su Bai snatched them directly.

"Primary school students only make choices, I want both!!"

Ghost: "..."

You don't have to be so nervous if you want to fucking die! !
Just as it was about to withdraw its hand, it was held back by Su Bai's hand.

Su Bai used up the toilet paper in a hurry, and then said to it with a smile: "Since you have given me a big gift, why don't I give you some in return?"

Ghost: "??"

You are worldly!

But Lao Tzu is a ghost, do I need these people's sophistication? !
Just when the ghost was still immersed in self-denial, a surging electric current shattered his whole body.

"what!!!"

"Wow!!!"

"Oh~~~"

It was paralyzed all over, screamed several times, and was ruthlessly pulled out of the toilet by a big hand.

With the help of the will-o'-the-wisp glowing on the ghost's body, Su Bai could see the ghost's face clearly.

This is a skinny and skinny old ghost with thinning hair and gray hair.

"You ghost is too unscrupulous."

"Don't hide in other places, you have to hide in the toilet and watch people shit!"

"It's unlucky for you to meet me today!"

【Resentment value +100】

It was thinking that he had become a ghost, so he still needed to speak morally? !
And its cursing power is originally to pass on love to human beings who forgot to bring toilet paper in the toilet.

Seeing the melancholy eyes of the ghost, Su Bai couldn't help dragging its thin body to the hall.

As soon as he reached the hall, he threw the ghost in his hand into the living room.

bang...

The two brothers, big and small, who were still immersed in Su Bai being killed by the toilet ghost, were immediately stunned.

The three old women sitting in the living room were also stunned.

The water friends in the live broadcast room just can't fix it.

The atmosphere became unprecedentedly dead silent, and everyone looked at the despair that appeared in the toilet ghost's eyes, and they could know what it had experienced inside.

Su Bai was the first to break the silence: "This ghost is too dishonest."

"Actually peeking at my shit in the toilet!!"

Big Ghost: "..."

Kid: "..."

Its attribute is to hide in the toilet to convey love! !

"Why don't you speak?"

Little Deer: "..."

Li Tianyi: "..."

Sister Wang: "..."

It's not that they don't talk, it's that they don't know how to answer this question at all.

You said that you can meet ghosts when you go to the toilet, who would have thought that wow! !

"ah?"

Su Bai looked at the big ghost, and walked in front of him silently.

"Are you the big brother called down by the kid?"

"Want to help it get back?"

Big Ghost: "..."

Being stared at by Su Bai like this, it was somewhat nervous.

If it was just now, it would definitely yell at Su Bai without hesitation, and then show off its strength as a level four ghost.

But who would have thought that even the peak fourth-level ghost hiding in the toilet would be rubbed by you on the ground.

What else can I say? !

It sneered and said: "Then...you must have misunderstood~"

"My little brother went up to inform me that a group of guests came downstairs, so I came down to greet them."

"Hahaha……"

It smiled awkwardly and said, "It's such a joy to have friends come from afar!"

"Friends from afar, how are you~"

As soon as he opened his mouth, the little devil on the side suddenly became unhappy.

"Big Brother!!"

"Didn't you promise me that you will make this damn human being pay a terrible price!"

"Let me and Lianmei be able to be together well!"

"Why did you change your mind at this time!!"

Big ghost: "!!"

It ruthlessly kicked the little devil away, and said with a smile: "My little brother has hysteria, and he always likes to talk nonsense!!"

As soon as its back got cold, it was almost twitched by the kid's words.

It is very curious, is this kid's IQ completely zero? !How did he survive in this villa until now! !
Su Bai sniffed, and said lightly: "All right, since you're not here to find trouble."

"Shall I find something for you?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room began to get excited.

[The ghost on the second floor seems to be the ghost who killed the most people in the legend, why is it so cowardly now! ! 】

[If you're not looking for trouble, I'm going to be looking for trouble, hahahaha. 】

[Heroes are really fierce, it won't work for anyone who abuses them! 】

[I'm almost dying of laughter now, it's a proper funny live broadcast room. 】

【…】

The big ghost swallowed, and asked nervously, "What do you want to do?"

Su Bai pointed at the messy house and couldn't help complaining: "The environment you live in is too rubbish."

"The electricity and water are still cut off!"

"Hurry up and turn on the switch for me, and then go find something to eat, I'm hungry."

After struggling all night, Su Bai is really hungry, why not eat something here~~
Xiao Lu complained a little speechlessly: "Brother, this is a haunted house, do you think this is your home?!"

"If not, can I order you a takeaway?"

After saying this, everyone looked at the idiot.

Even the four ghosts in the living room thought it was outrageous.

It's been said that this is a haunted house, you still order takeaway?Order for ghosts?

[Delivery boy brother: Listen to me, thank you~~]

[Brother delivery man: The delivery has already been delivered, only to find out that it was me! ! 】

(End of this chapter)

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