Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier.

Chapter 174: Crying Grave×2
"Go outside? Isn't it impossible to get out?"

"There is a way to go out, but it just takes some time. Just now, because of the emergency of Xiao Xi, we have a lot of time now."

Hearing this, He Nian grinned suddenly, and threw the village head in his hand almost into a round face.

"Come on, what are we going to do?"

Duan Ming raised his eyes and glanced around the room, and said lightly: "I have inquired, the existence of the illusion is not perfect, there will always be a gap in it, find it, and you can get out."

"Gap? What the hell? A space crack in a novel?"

"No, the gap is just an expression. You can understand it as the core, the formation eye, etc. It exists in various forms, and different illusions have different gaps."

blah~

Click!

The village chief's body, which was quickly turning into a circle, was stopped urgently, and his legs smashed on the side cabinet. Hearing the sound, his legs were obviously broken. He shook his body instinctively, and two thick black air gathered over him.

He Nian stared: "There are all kinds of styles?"

"Ah."

"In the entire Mad Wen Village?"

"In the entire Mad Wen Village."

"I ~ go ~ how do I look for it? I'm afraid I won't be able to find the dungeon until the end of the time, right?"

At this time, Qiu Yu on the side walked forward with a confident smile on his face: "Hey? Professional things should always be left to professional people, right? Have you forgotten? That time in Fengxian High School."

"Oh~~~~~~~" He Nian slapped his forehead.

Then the three looked at Wang Tao in unison, and the latter's expression changed suddenly.

"Do what?"

"Oh, nothing, please go out."

"Impossible! I have a share in this task, don't try to leave me alone!"

"Huh?" ×3
"Hey, if you dare to fart that kind of black again, don't blame us for being rude."

Seeing that Duan Ming and He Nian took out a large handful of disposable rubber gloves with dark faces and were about to put them on, Wang Tao tightened them urgently, and the abnormality in his lower body disappeared completely.

He dare not refuse.

The big sniper was taken out again, hey!
Does such a trivial matter need to use heavy firepower weapons! ! !

He smiled mischievously, shrunk his shoulders while retreating to the door, and said, "You can do whatever you want, I'll just go out."

"Close the door!"

"okay!"

click~
As soon as the door was closed, there was a miserable cry from inside.

Wang Tao curled his lips, and secretly slandered: "Damn! Is it so touching to drive me out? Are you still crying?"

"No, don't think about leaving me, I have to eavesdrop outside the window."

Wang Tao started to act, and the house was also full of movements.

Can you imagine the horror of being summoned to a strange place when you spend a lot of money to find a ghost girl and prepare to be happy?
Chen Yongren is.

After taking off his clothes, he said, "Here I come, little beauty", with a pounce, the scene in his eyes changed rapidly, and in the next second, the scene that had just made his throat dry turned into a hard wooden wall. cabinet door.

"Lying on the grass!!!"

The naked figure immediately knelt down covering his nose, tears were about to flow out.

Duan Ming: "!!!"

"Hurry up, don't let him cry, I won't waste 5000 million ghost coins after crying!"

He Nian had to act quickly, and it would be a big fight if he stepped forward immediately.

Hey, it really works.

I really cried.

Chen Yongren's figure quickly faded and disappeared.

Duan Ming stared blankly at the 5000 million cashback ghost coins that suddenly appeared in his hand.

() You old six.

"Damn it, you owe me 5000 million! Remember to pay me back!"

He Nian was aggrieved and dared not speak.

Putting away the ghost coins distressedly, Duan Ming took a deep breath, knelt down on the ground again and cried for his father and mother.

In the next second, Chen Yongren's figure reappeared.

This time it's not the sexy look just now, it just happens to be fully dressed.

He blinked vigorously, and when his sight recovered, he focused directly on Duan Ming.

"Ha! Officer Duan is indeed you! I said that the bastard who beat me up just now looks familiar."

He enthusiastically trotted over, and according to the usual practice, saluted an extremely non-standard salute.

"Report to the police officer, the informant Chen Yongren is on standby! Please instruct."

Duan Ming was actually a little embarrassed. In the situation just now, this guy was basically looking for happiness and didn't run away. He was pulled over at a critical moment to shorten his life.

He smiled mischievously: "Well, are you okay?"

"Of course it's okay! To be an informant, you must have the awareness to be an informant. No matter what the situation is, as long as there is a need, I, Chen Yongren, will definitely go through fire and water!"

Duan Ming: "(;`)"

This Nima.
So moved.

Ani
Tears flowed out again without disappointment.

Then Chen Yongren moved from the side in an instant.

Teleported a full twenty centimeters.

???

This is so special.
Out of feeling, it is also judged that I cried the grave once! ! !
Duan Ming immediately stopped crying, for fear of losing another small goal.

He patted Chen Yongren's small shoulder and said seriously: "Ah Ren, I have to trouble you again."

"No trouble, no trouble, the police officer is always thinking about the safety of the strange world, and it is my greatest honor to be able to help the police officer. What is the police officer looking for this time?"

Yo, sensible.

"There's nothing special about it this time. Take a look at this village to see if there's anything suspicious. If you think something's wrong, bring it to me."

"Yes Sir!"

It was another extremely non-standard ceremony, and Xun Baoren started to move immediately.

The three of them immediately relaxed a lot.

Chen Yongren's professional ability is trustworthy.

Duan Mingyouyou opened the door of the utility room and went out.

"Huh? Where's Wang Tao?"

He Nian crossed over carelessly: "Why do you care? He ran away and let him run. I don't want to take him with me yet."

"No, Wang Tao's contract ghost is still useful, we still have to find him." Qiu Yu said.

Duan Ming looked around and shook his head: "Forget it, take your time, this time the scope is too big, Chen Yongren probably will spend a lot of time, don't worry."

"Oh, by the way, it's so late, are you all hungry? It happens that there are a lot of valuable ingredients in this village, so I'll make you something to eat."

∑(O_O;)×2
"No, no, no, no!" ×2
He Nian: "Actually, when you left in the afternoon, Qiu Yu and I had eaten quite a lot, and my stomach is still full."

Duan Ming: "But you obviously haven't increased the progress of the task."

"It's crazy, it's all crazy, it's a pity that they all went crazy before the settlement is successful, ha, ha, ha." Qiu Yu said in a hurry.

Duan Ming squinted his eyes and glanced at the two of them, the latter was sweating coldly and dared not look at each other.

"Now I have to wonder if the reason why I went crazy when I entered those villagers' houses is because of you two."

"You two losers."

"Forget it, you don't eat me."

"Officer! Officer! Can you see if this is what you want?"

"???"×3
Outside the door, Chen Yongren rushed in with a large mirror on his back.

How long has it been?

found it!
Surprises are nothing but surprises, everyone has no doubts about the professionalism of the treasure hunter.

The gap in the illusion of Mad Wen Village must be this mirror.

Duan Ming broke the idea of ​​going to cook and went forward.

But there was a figure that was faster, and quickly cut off Hu from the door.

"Wang Tao, what are you doing!" He Nian shouted.

Wang Tao looked at the mirror in the hand of the wretched ghost, and smiled evilly: "Heh, you want to enjoy the results of the hidden mission exclusively without me? Do you think I would be so stupid?"

At this time, the figure of the wretched ghost gradually faded, turning into a puff of black smoke and slipping back into Wang Tao's ass.

"Hey hey hey? What do you want to do? If you dare to move around again, I will smash this mirror right now, and no one will be able to complete the task." Wang Tao said braggingly while supporting the mirror and raising his fist with the other hand.

He Nian and Qiu Yu stopped immediately.

At this moment, Ming suddenly said: "Are you sick? I never said I would not take you with me. Didn't I show it clearly enough before? I wanted you two to join the game, but I've lost my mind and pushed you away?"

It's different when the master speaks. With sufficient momentum, Wang Tao's self-confidence just pretended to be replaced by helplessness in an instant.

Speech also began to stutter: "But. But he said"

"Your husband said to use this to take more initiative, right? Did he also say that he would be the first to step out of this illusion? I'm cowardly. I want you to go out first. Give me the mirror."

"Don't worry, Duan Ming's words are hard to follow, and I never lie."

Wang Tao hugged the mirror tightly like a little girl, wanting to give it but not wanting to give it, hesitating for a long time.

"Oh, that's all, that's all, all right, I'm afraid of you, put the mirror at your place, we only have the right to use it, okay?"

"Row!"

The answer is called a flat.

The three of them gathered around and tapped in front of the mirror.

He Nian frowned, propped his nostrils and began to pluck his nose hairs in front of the mirror, saying, "What? Isn't this an ordinary mirror? Could it be that the switch needs to be triggered by some special means? "

Duan Ming has nothing to do with this.

His reminder function can only work on ghosts, and there is no way to start with this kind of object.

The old woman, Wang Tao, held the mirror tightly, and glanced at the three of them in doubt: "Do you think this mirror is a passage to escape from this so-called illusion? Could it be a mistake?"

"Impossible!" ×3
Chen Yongren on the side burst into tears instantly due to the sudden trust.

Then cried himself back.

Duan Ming: "The gap must be the mirror. I firmly believe this. We just haven't found the right way."

Wang Tao opened his mouth, but stopped talking.

"Just say what you want." Duan Ming was a little irritable, and his tone was not much better.

Wang Tao was shocked for a moment: "Actually, it's nothing. I remember my grandma told me when I was a child, don't splash black dog blood on the mirror, otherwise, it will open a door leading to the underworld."

"Ah, I'm just talking about it, it's just a legend, just listen to it."

"Black dog blood?" Duan Ming murmured.

"Want to give it a try?"

He Nian is worthy of being a kind-hearted boy, he immediately stood up, held the village chief's duster in disgust and began to coax people.

"Get up, get up, clear up, clear up."

"Come again!"

"Yes! Come again! Can you go?"

Wang Tao looked at Duan Ming for help, and hugged the mirror in his arms even tighter.

Duan Ming waved his hand impatiently: "Take the mirror away, go go go go go~"

"Close the door!"

"okay!"

Was kicked out of the room again.

There was another familiar cry.

Wang Tao was even more confused.

He looked at the mirror in his hand.

It seems that it is really a key prop, are you crying with distress?

Not long after, there was a dog barking in the room.

"Wang!"

"Boss!"

The black fan frantically wagged his tail, almost turning into a phantom, with his whole mouth exaggerated to the ears, enjoying Duan Ming's crazily rubbing his little head.

got used to it.

Compared to Xiaobao who would turn himself into a bald man when he had nothing to do, such a violent rubbing would not be a problem at all.

"Boss, why did you call me over all of a sudden? Was there a fight?"

Duan Ming replied: "What are you thinking, kid? Do I have to fight to shake you? I can't miss you anymore?"

"Yes, yes, of course, I also miss the boss."

"However, in fact, there is really something that needs your help now."

"Hey, what's the matter with me, as long as it doesn't make me pee like last time, I'll do anything else, boss, just tell me!"

Duan Ming gently stroked the dog's head, and took off a large lock of dog hair, revealing the clean Mediterranean Sea.

Good guy, Xiaobao has squeezed him so that he can't heal naturally through ghost energy?It's too much!

However, the black fans didn't seem to notice this, and Duan Ming put his hand behind his back and sprinkled it secretly.

"Don't worry, I won't let you pee this time."

"Okay, what do you want me to do this time?"

"I want some blood from you."

"Goodbye."

The black figure turned into a sharp sword and rushed towards the door at high speed, but was pulled back by its hind legs.

"Ahh!!!!!!"

"Ahh!!!!!!"

"When is your uncle! Let go of me! Ah Wang!"

The black fan made a gesture to turn around and bite the big hand that grabbed her, but Duan Ming "closely" hugged her neck.

"Oh, come on, don't worry, I won't put too much, just a little, really just a little, just paint the surface of a gadget."

The struggle calmed down a little bit, and the black fans doubted: "Crotch true?"

"Don't worry, Duan Ming's words are hard to follow, and I will never lie."

"Okay, then I'll help you with this." The black fan said helplessly.

Neither can he.

You can't escape, you can't fight, what else can you do?

Only accept fate.

Until seeing the door open, Wang Tao walked in with a floor-to-ceiling mirror as tall as a person.

I control my own life!
The struggle started violently again.

Undoubtedly suppressed.

Hei Fan couldn't move her body, watched the mirror getting closer and closer, just about to shed tears of grievance from the corners of her eyes, good guy, was pushed back by Duan Mingyuan.

"Duan Ming, you lied to people to get hemorrhoids! You call this a gadget? You can't even smear all the blood in my body?"

"It's okay, you're a ghost, ghost energy can make blood, it's okay."

"Is there anything you need to remind me! I'm not Chen Haolan, I specialize in this field!"

"Oh, don't worry, so, I promise you, when I go back to the Guancai community, I will cook you two meals myself. No, I will cook three meals for you as a reward. I told you that most people can't eat my food if they want to eat it." Yes, you are definitely not at a loss."

"Hiss~ oops~"

At the same time, He Nian Qiuyu covered his face with a slap.

After all, the black fan couldn't escape the fate of being bloodletted. At first, Duan Ming felt a little distressed. He only scratched the dog's leg and wiped it. In the end, he thought it was too inefficient, so he wiped his neck and started spray painting.

a long time.

"Oh~~~~~"

The black fan lay dying on the ground, the tear that had been held back could finally be released, Gouzi was finally liberated and returned to the Guancai community.

After putting away the returned ghost coins, Duan Ming is now extremely satisfied.

Originally, I just wanted to try Wang Tao's method, but I didn't expect it to be really effective.

I saw that the mirror that was smeared with dog blood no longer reflected the scene, but on the other side, it was the desolate version of Mad Wen Village that I entered at the beginning.

He breathed a sigh of relief.

Black fan, I will keep this kindness in my heart forever.

Wait for me to go back.

I'll cook ten meals for you!
(End of this chapter)