Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier.

Chapter 180 Two live treasures, Chen Yongan with a big head

The real Fengwen Village is not as lively as in the illusion. Before nightfall, every household has extinguished the candles, and the whole village is dead silent, just like it was at the beginning.

The red moon rose into the sky.

It was cold, and night fell.

On the top of the mountain, the figure of Evergreen Mountain is gradually revealed at night.

He walked slowly towards the front of the mountain, looking at the darkness below, with a complicated expression.

At this time, he suddenly turned in one direction, and asked suspiciously, "Huh? Didn't you say that you can't wait until I show up? Why haven't you left yet? Where are your two companions?"

Following the voice, a figure slowly walked out of the bushes.

It's really Duan Ming.

The life of the second body.

The main body is subject to the entry rules of the boundary stone, but the second body is not. It is only limited by the ghost skill itself. If it exists for 72 hours, it will definitely be 72 hours, and it will not disappear with the departure of the main body.

Duan Ming nodded slightly towards Chang Qingshan and walked over.

"Well, hello village chief, there are some things I want to discuss with you. I'm sorry to talk to you in this way. I don't want to involve the two of them for the time being."

The village chief was dumbfounded.

this way?

In what way?
Isn't this person actually standing in front of you?
Not knowing why, he said in a daze, "You tell me."

Duan Ming smiled slightly: "I can help change the status quo of Mad Wen Village."

"Impossible!" Chang Qingshan immediately responded, "I have merged with another self, and I know a lot of things back then. He used to find ways to help the village, but the village is too remote. Help Mad Wen In a poor place like the village, it is clear that there will be no good rewards, and no one will want to help, otherwise he would not have taken that extreme road."

Speaking of this, he paused: "Wait, didn't you mean?"

Duan Ming smiled again.

"I got it?"

"I said before that I am the head of Mingcheng. Although it sounds weird, if nothing else happens, the whole Mingcheng will act according to my will, let alone help a small Fengwen Village. .”

Chang Qingshan immediately showed ecstasy when he heard the words, but quickly became vigilant.

"Why? Or what are you planning?"

Duan Ming shook his head and said seriously: "I know you won't agree to this matter easily, so I will first show my sincerity."

"At least until I bring about substantial changes in the village, I won't ask you or everyone else."

"Didn't you ask me what I wanted?"

"Pictures of you, pictures of you, pictures of the entire Mad Wen Village."

"I need everyone to be my sword when I need it."

"I need Fengwen Village to be my power."

"A power that belongs exclusively to me."

Duan Ming's words were actually very sincere to Sima Zhao, but it was this undisguised confession that made Chang Qingshan hesitate.

The village really needs to develop. This is not only a problem that has plagued the two Evergreen Hills for a long time, but also the urgent desire of all villagers.

A long time, he said.

"I need everyone's opinions."

"No problem, you can collect slowly, and I will show my sincerity in advance."

"Hmm~"

There was silence for a while.

Seeing Duan Ming just standing there blankly, Chang Qingshan finally couldn't help reminding: "Uh, what else do you have to do? Aren't you going out to the strange world?"

No one answered.

Looking closely, the agility on Duan Ming's face just now has completely disappeared. At this moment, he seems to have lost his soul.

Chang Qingshan couldn't help but stepped forward and poked it.

Duan Ming's voice sounded again.

"I'm Duan Ming, the number one handsome guy in the Paradise World, welcome to tease me."

"I'm Duan Ming, the number one handsome guy in the Paradise World, welcome to tease me."

"I'm Duan Ming, the number one handsome guy in the Paradise World, welcome to tease me."

Sentence after sentence is like a repeater.

Chang Qingshan really wanted to chop off his hand.

Why do you push others if you have nothing to do?

Have you activated the repeat function?
Up to now, he understood that the thing in front of him must be something like a doppelganger, and it was only kept as a microphone.

But this made him even more frightened.

The conversation just now was so smooth that it couldn't be seen that it was a preset scene at all. It could be said that the other party had completely calculated his own reaction.

Combined with his performance in the village.

If it is such a leader who is very wise and close to a monster, maybe it is not impossible to take him as the leader.

The villagers of Fengwen Village lack more than just living supplies.

He looked at the tranquility at the foot of the mountain, and secretly made a decision in his heart.

"I'm Duan Ming, the number one handsome guy in the Paradise World, welcome to tease me."

Depend on!Can you not repeat it on such a serious occasion! ! !

At the same time, Duan Ming and the three of Ontology have already entered the settlement space.

Two worlds are involved, and Duan Ming naturally cannot control the second body by changing his consciousness, so he has to pre-set the behavior plan for the second Duan Ming in advance to escape.

Right now, he was sitting cross-legged on the ground bored, waiting for the unshakeable 10-minute settlement time to pass.

In front of you is the settlement information of this dungeon.

[Dungeon Name: Crazy Text Village]

[Dungeon Difficulty: C Grade]

[Dungeon task: The villagers of Fengwen Village are very hospitable, satisfying the hospitality of at least ten villagers. 】

[Completion of the task: terminated, and will be settled separately. 】

【Name: Duan Ming】

[Satisfy Villager Hospitality: 5/10]

[Complete the final hidden task of the dungeon of Crazy Text Village: False and Real Crazy Text Village]

[Comprehensive evaluation: C-] (Hidden tasks are not included in the score)
[Reward: Ghost Qi +444]

No expectations.

The entire C-level dungeon was almost perfectly solved, but it was only classified as C- by the rigid boundary stone, and even the rewards were only a few hundred ghostly.

Perhaps these several hundred are quite considerable for normal entrants, but for Duan Ming who has completed the final hidden mission, it can only be said to be dispensable.

In addition, he is currently at an important threshold of crossing the evil level, even if he gets a lot of ghost energy, it will not be reflected, and he will only maintain the external performance of 99999, which makes the regular income of this copy even more tasteless.

Finally after 10 minutes, the figures of the three gradually solidified in a room. In the middle of the room, there was a phantom of a greenish stone floating and turning slowly.

He Nian scratched his head and looked around.

"Huh? Where's Wang Tao's idiot?"

Duan Ming: "Why do you care about him? He's greedy for life and afraid of death. He came out a day earlier than us. Who knows how long it's been outside. He's really an idiot. He doesn't want any hidden missions given away for nothing."

"Hey, that's not right. I heard that his contract ghost wanted to attack Qiu Yu at that time. He deserved it! I wouldn't be happy if he really got the reward for the hidden mission."

The big man smiled and swayed towards the window, the smile on his face gradually froze.

He subconsciously rubbed his belly and muttered, "Why did you come out in the middle of the night this time?"

Duan Ming's wisdom is not only reflected in the layout, he is also very gentle, considerate and observant.

He shook his head with a kind smile, and patted He Nian's big head: "Are you hungry? Silly boy, go, go to my house."

He Nian: "Σ(゜゜)"

Taking a big step back in an instant, even Qiu Yu who was beside him retreated slightly.

"I'm not hungry!!!"

Goo~~~~~~~~~

He Nian looked embarrassed, but quickly gained wisdom.

"Look at what time it is, where do you go to buy vegetables? It's hard for a smart woman to cook without rice, but I have a good idea."

"There is a cafeteria in the sub-bureau, and it provides dining service in the middle of the night. Let's just go there and save you trouble, right?"

Duan Ming heard the words and thought for a while, then nodded seriously: "That's fine, actually, I'm a little hungry too, let's go, lead the way."

He Nian was overjoyed in an instant, and put Duan Ming's shoulders on his shoulders and took it out, and Qiu Yu was also relaxed.

But in the next second, he narrowed his eyes.

"Hey, where are you going?"

"Go find something to eat."

"But the cafeteria is over there."

"Hey, the food in the cafeteria is really good, but I can tell you, I found out last time, the back kitchen hides some better things for the people above, I know where they are, follow me, Let you have a good meal."

Qiu Yu: "!!!"

"You mean, want to steal something to eat?"

"What are you talking about so badly? What is stealing? Who would be there in the middle of the night? As long as no one sees it, it's just that you accidentally walked into the wrong room. Don't worry, I've checked the surveillance location to ensure safety."

Duan Mingqiu Yu Qiqi was silent and narrowed his eyes.

Good guy, have you been coveting it for a long time?
But the next mood of the two was completely opposite.

Duan Ming is excited.

He and He Nian did a lot of things like this when they were young, including stealing eggs.

Qiu Yu was horrified.

As the real second generation of Weird, he knows the rules of the Weird Investigation Bureau better than anyone else, stealing food is a small matter, but if he is charged with theft, it is no joke.

However, when Xiucai met soldiers, two rogue soldiers, the effect of verbal dissuasion was minimized. Seeing the two old rogues hooking each other up and moving forward excitedly, Qiu Yu gritted his teeth and chose to keep up.

After turning several turns in a row, He Nian took the lead and instantly entered the stealth state.

Stealing food is similar in nature to stealing eggs. His amazing talent can be transplanted almost perfectly, and his alertness to the crisis is so strong that it is scary. Even Qiu Yu, a regular customer of the branch, has never noticed the hidden camera. Seeing through, he led the two of them across various surveillance blind spots in a smooth manner.

After all, it was just the back kitchen, a not so important department, and under the various tricks and tricks, He Nian really found a way to enter safely.

Duan He and the two became even more excited, as if they had found their youthful memories when they were young.

The process was also very smooth, and the door of the so-called secret warehouse was opened. If this was a cartoon, what should be shown at this time is a ray of golden light slowly spilling from the inside, reflecting on the faces of the two people who are gradually becoming abnormal.

They are indeed good things, and they are not much worse than those in the illusion of Mad Wen Village.

In the last day, what good food can everyone eat in the real Mad Wen Village?At this moment, He Nian's nostrils are stretched to the maximum.

Looking around cautiously, the two rushed in immediately and began to feast.

Qiu Yu did not enter.

Good tutoring made him disdain to do this kind of stealing. Well, he didn't dare.

Can only be reduced to a guard.

But how could a few people know that the times are different now? Even Qiu Yu has never realized that the monitoring methods of the sub-bureau are not limited to technology.

There is also the aspect of ghost skills.

Not long ago, in the monitoring room, a group of security guards stared dumbfounded at He Nian, who kept making all kinds of unimaginable evasive movements with his big butt pouted.

Professionalism is real.

Ugly is also true.

The other two behind him were also led astray.

"What are they doing?" A security guard asked blankly, holding the water glass to his mouth for a long time.

"I don't know, is it a new type of performance art?"

"No! They're going to sneak into the back kitchen! I'll go! They're going to steal it!"

"What!!! There are so many delicious things hidden in that place!"

"Let's go! Don't be inked! Catch someone for me!"

Ten minutes later, He Nian Duan Ming was caught.

The two fierce ghosts had just killed all directions in the strange world with their front feet, but they were carried by the back of their necks by the security team and brought them pitifully to the back office.

Chen Yongan was very hurt.

Not only was the avatar who was classified into the Paradoxical Realm by the Boundary Stone directly killed in an accident, but the main body was also greatly affected. Even if he was ill, he still had to be scolded by the president of the Guild Wardens Association.

"You said that you are also a veteran of the world of confusion, and your sensitivity to information is still so low! Although the boundary stone has a protection mechanism to prevent high-level entrants from forcibly bringing low-level entrants to collect rewards, it will enter you as a low-strength clone. Isn't it also your life-saving talisman? Knowing that something happened behind him, even if you are going to die, at least you have to see who made the shot, right?"

"You let me down, Yongan."

On the other end of the phone was the president's disappointed tone.

Chen Yongan held up his mobile phone, sat upright with his upper body, hesitated for a long time before saying: "I'm sorry, President, I was careless."

"However, even if it's just a clone, my understanding of the rules can still overwhelm the average disaster-level peak. Since the other party can kill me in an instant, and I can't even see his appearance clearly, the strength is at least It also has to be at the destruction level, or even higher, or, the one guessed by the president?"

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while: "It's pointless. You miscalculated at the most critical moment. Even if you know the other party's strength, you can't prove anything."

"What year? I asked you to observe him. Did you have any special performance?"

Thanks to the phone call now, otherwise the chairman would have noticed something wrong soon when he saw the sweat dripping down from Chen Yongan's forehead.

Although this was the president's request, he didn't explain too much at the time. In Chen Yong'an's view, what else could a low-level investigator with ghost-level strength make a fuss about?All you need to do is to look at the results, and you can see a lot of things.

Unexpectedly, these guys actually dug out the ultimate person in Fengwen Village, and even appeared to kill him in seconds, which he never expected.

However, as the vice-chairman of the Guild Masters Association, Chen Yong'an could still distinguish the priorities of the matter, and replied truthfully: "He Nian talked to Wang Tao when I came out, and He Nian didn't seem to have any special performance during this period. Everything is following that Duan Ming."

President: "Duan Ming? Is it the one who closed the ghost gate of Dongshi with a special item last time?"

"Yes."

"Well, you go on."

"There is no follow-up for the time being. They didn't come out immediately after Wang Tao and I came out, but the boundary stone terminal shows that there are still three people alive in this instance. After calculation, it should be almost out. I will talk to them again, and then I will talk to the president. report."

"Okay, that's it."

"Dududu~"

After hanging up the phone, Chen Yongan fell on the back of the back like a deflated ball.

Fortunately, I didn't find out that I was lazy halfway.

Damn it, I still have to trust the judgment of the president in the future, and I must not take it lightly.

After wiping off his sweat, the constant sense of weakness in his body reminded him to rest all the time. He continued to sit and comb for a while. He stood up with difficulty and was about to return to the temporary lounge to lie down for a while.

knock knock knock
There was a knock on the door.

And a little hasty.

Huh?It's so late and someone will come to see me?
Chen Yong'an opened the door suspiciously. Outside the door were Chen Feng and members of Team 157.

Chen Yongan: "Chen Feng? What happened?"

Chen Feng showed embarrassment: "Report to President Chen, that."

"If you have something to say, don't talk to mother-in-law."

"Yes, that, Duan Ming and the others were detained by the logistics, saying that they were stealing food. This kind of thing can be big or small. If they really want to be serious, it will be troublesome."

Chen Yongan was overjoyed when he heard the words, but veins popped out of his forehead immediately.

"They came out! Shit! They caused trouble for me when they came out? Didn't you say they are heroes?"

Chen Feng: "I said it, but they didn't believe it. Duan Ming, they were brought into the Paradise just after they were awarded the title. Except for the people who attended the meeting at that time, most of the sub-bureau still only knew that there were four new heroes. I don't know which four."

"They don't dare to act rashly at this moment. I think it's so late, and everyone except the few on duty has gone home to rest. It doesn't happen that you are in the bureau. I will see if I can ask you for help."

"Go, go, what are you still doing?"

Chen Yong'an immediately passed Chen Feng and the others, and hurriedly walked outside.

It never occurred to him that the first thing he did when he came out was to catch people, or a few petty thieves.

(End of this chapter)