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Chapter 105 Fortune Telling
Chapter 105 Fortune Telling
"appearance?"
Fatty Qiu narrowed his eyes, glanced at me, and continued:
"Didn't you ask this before? Little monkey, you have something to hide from me."
I'm hiding more things from you
Naturally, I didn't dare to tell this outdated god what was in my heart, and I had to pretend to be wronged, and said:
"Senior brother, if you talk like this, it will somewhat hurt my heart.
You said, if it weren't for you, would I be a wife and child now?
If it weren't for you, would my poor son have been beaten?Now you can make soy sauce.
If it weren't for you, maybe our second child would be born, and we will have both sons and daughters by then, and now we won't even have a fart.
I'm sorry for my parents. They bought all the clothes for their children. I disappeared for three years. They thought I was dead.
I'm sorry for our ancestors, I passed it on for nine generations, but when it comes to mine, it will be broken."
When I said this, I still tried to squeeze out a few tears
Sometimes, I even admire my mouth. It was because of my broken mouth that I was chosen by the boss for sales.
Sure enough, even the gods couldn't hold back my mouth, Qiu Beidou patted my shoulder awkwardly, and said:
"Why are you saying this.
Besides, when you were in school, didn't you learn that it's a good thing?
Blessed and misfortune never heard of it?
Although you seem to be separated from your wife and children now, maybe, it won't be long before you start shaking, little monkey.
When you meet a fairy fate, you will become a fairy,
At that time, when I return to the Heavenly Court and become the deputy commander of the Fengtian Shenwu Army, I can give you a heavenly general if I just give you a hand.
When the opportunity comes again, with your good mouth, maybe the immortal position will still be higher than me in the end.
When the banquet is held in the heavenly court, you have to eat at the same table with the emperor and queen of heaven."
I wiped away my tears, smiled and said:
"Then I dare not even think about it. One day, it would be good to be a heavenly soldier under your command, brother."
Seeing me smile, Qiu Beidou also smiled, but he immediately changed his appearance again.
He stared at me with a half-smile and said:
"Then continue chatting now, what are you doing asking about Guangwu Heze's appearance?
I told you about his appearance before, why did you think of him today?
It must be because of something, right?
That time in the hospital, you can tell, your eyes were covered with tears, and you couldn't see the appearance of the man in the blue shirt clearly."
Those two sentences baffled me.
This fat man is unreasonable to play cards
It has been sold out just now, once that trick is disconnected, it cannot be continued.
After being stunned for a moment, I went through all the tricks I could think of in my mind, then sighed, and said to Qiu Beidou:
"Brother, let me tell the truth
The last time I saw the man in the blue shirt outside the hospital morgue,
I don't know if I was confused by his magic,
This is a dream almost every night, dreaming of the scene at the door of the morgue that day.
It's just that in the dream, the appearance of the man in the blue shirt became more and more clear.
But looks are not alone.
At first it looked like you, Senior Brother, and then suddenly it became me. Last night the Howling Dog appeared, and the man in the blue shirt became his appearance again.
I can dream of him almost every day, brother, if you are me, do you panic?
Are you looking for a knowledgeable person to ask? "
Originally, it was just a few words of foolishness, but Qiu Beidou didn't expect that he would take it seriously.
He was silent for a moment, then found a pen and paper in the room, and said to me:
"What is your birth date?
Say it again, and I'll do the math for you."
Seeing Fatty Qiu suddenly become serious, I also felt a little guilty, and said to him:
"Don't be so troublesome, right?
It was just a dream, and I asked a few more questions."
This time, Fatty Qiu didn't even say a word, and directly handed me the pen and paper, and motioned for me to write the birthday horoscope myself.
Why did you put yourself in it?
I don't have the guts to write a fake horoscope, this thing can't be hidden, if it is found out that I have something to do with Guangwu Heze in my previous life.
Seeing Qiu Beidou's face darken, I wish I could give myself a mouthful.
At this time, I can only comfort myself in my heart:
It's okay, Heavenly Court has already investigated my past and present lives, and Fatty Qiu should not be able to find anything.
At that moment, I shyly wrote my birthday horoscope on the paper, and then handed the pen and paper back to Fatty Qiu.
After seeing my birthday horoscope, Qiu Beidou's complexion improved a little.
Then he pinched his fingers and counted my fate
While Fatty Qiu was calculating, he used a pen to record information that I couldn't understand on the paper.
After about 5 minutes, Fatty Qiu let out a sigh of relief, looked at me and said:
"Let the little monkey boy scare me, I thought Guangwu Heze really went to reincarnation, and became you in this life
You have no major problems except that you have a little bit of luck in your life.
At the end of life at 86, you will have both children and wealth, this is your life, please be satisfied.
Remember, drink plenty of water."
I also wiped off my cold sweat. It seems that the man in the blue shirt who looks very similar to me really recognized the wrong person.
At this time, Qiu Beidou continued:
"However, you are not destined to be a fairy, and you have met many gods, and no one can help you become a fairy.
When I return to Heaven and resume my job, your life will be over, little monkey boy.
That's enough, I can live to 86, have both children and return the family wealth, that's fine.
If there is a destiny, we will see you in the next life."
"No matter how rich you are, it's better to be by your side, brother."
I pretended to sigh, then looked at a dog that was sleeping like a dead dog, and continued to Fatty Qiu:
"Then it should be relieved, wait for the Xiaotian dog to wake up, please talk to it.
Even if you still want to stay by my side, it’s okay, don’t go to my bed at night, there is a man-like dog lying under your feet at night, who wouldn’t be scared when he sees it? "
After knowing that I was not suspected, Qiu Beidou was also relieved. He smiled and said:
"Then you talk to Three Eyes.
Their old Yang is suspicious by nature, do you think he hasn't checked your horoscope?
Knowing that you are fine, I want to keep this dog by your side.
Forget it, it’s not good for you to know too much about the affairs of Heavenly Court.
Go to sleep and go back early tomorrow.
This day has tossed me, you don't know, the Xiaotian dog went crazy as soon as it entered the dog market.
I keep turning around the little bitch, she's fine, I'm ashamed to see anyone
Then I ran after a group of little bitches, and I was afraid of accidents, so I followed behind—huh.”
Halfway through the talk, Fatty Qiu fell on the bed and fell asleep
I was a little speechless and looked at the two gods on the two beds. You two share a bed, where should I sleep?
Just when I was wondering whether to endure the night on the ground, I saw a small pink card stuck in the crack of the door
Brothers and sisters, you are all kind people, please give me some recommendation tickets and monthly tickets
(End of this chapter)
"appearance?"
Fatty Qiu narrowed his eyes, glanced at me, and continued:
"Didn't you ask this before? Little monkey, you have something to hide from me."
I'm hiding more things from you
Naturally, I didn't dare to tell this outdated god what was in my heart, and I had to pretend to be wronged, and said:
"Senior brother, if you talk like this, it will somewhat hurt my heart.
You said, if it weren't for you, would I be a wife and child now?
If it weren't for you, would my poor son have been beaten?Now you can make soy sauce.
If it weren't for you, maybe our second child would be born, and we will have both sons and daughters by then, and now we won't even have a fart.
I'm sorry for my parents. They bought all the clothes for their children. I disappeared for three years. They thought I was dead.
I'm sorry for our ancestors, I passed it on for nine generations, but when it comes to mine, it will be broken."
When I said this, I still tried to squeeze out a few tears
Sometimes, I even admire my mouth. It was because of my broken mouth that I was chosen by the boss for sales.
Sure enough, even the gods couldn't hold back my mouth, Qiu Beidou patted my shoulder awkwardly, and said:
"Why are you saying this.
Besides, when you were in school, didn't you learn that it's a good thing?
Blessed and misfortune never heard of it?
Although you seem to be separated from your wife and children now, maybe, it won't be long before you start shaking, little monkey.
When you meet a fairy fate, you will become a fairy,
At that time, when I return to the Heavenly Court and become the deputy commander of the Fengtian Shenwu Army, I can give you a heavenly general if I just give you a hand.
When the opportunity comes again, with your good mouth, maybe the immortal position will still be higher than me in the end.
When the banquet is held in the heavenly court, you have to eat at the same table with the emperor and queen of heaven."
I wiped away my tears, smiled and said:
"Then I dare not even think about it. One day, it would be good to be a heavenly soldier under your command, brother."
Seeing me smile, Qiu Beidou also smiled, but he immediately changed his appearance again.
He stared at me with a half-smile and said:
"Then continue chatting now, what are you doing asking about Guangwu Heze's appearance?
I told you about his appearance before, why did you think of him today?
It must be because of something, right?
That time in the hospital, you can tell, your eyes were covered with tears, and you couldn't see the appearance of the man in the blue shirt clearly."
Those two sentences baffled me.
This fat man is unreasonable to play cards
It has been sold out just now, once that trick is disconnected, it cannot be continued.
After being stunned for a moment, I went through all the tricks I could think of in my mind, then sighed, and said to Qiu Beidou:
"Brother, let me tell the truth
The last time I saw the man in the blue shirt outside the hospital morgue,
I don't know if I was confused by his magic,
This is a dream almost every night, dreaming of the scene at the door of the morgue that day.
It's just that in the dream, the appearance of the man in the blue shirt became more and more clear.
But looks are not alone.
At first it looked like you, Senior Brother, and then suddenly it became me. Last night the Howling Dog appeared, and the man in the blue shirt became his appearance again.
I can dream of him almost every day, brother, if you are me, do you panic?
Are you looking for a knowledgeable person to ask? "
Originally, it was just a few words of foolishness, but Qiu Beidou didn't expect that he would take it seriously.
He was silent for a moment, then found a pen and paper in the room, and said to me:
"What is your birth date?
Say it again, and I'll do the math for you."
Seeing Fatty Qiu suddenly become serious, I also felt a little guilty, and said to him:
"Don't be so troublesome, right?
It was just a dream, and I asked a few more questions."
This time, Fatty Qiu didn't even say a word, and directly handed me the pen and paper, and motioned for me to write the birthday horoscope myself.
Why did you put yourself in it?
I don't have the guts to write a fake horoscope, this thing can't be hidden, if it is found out that I have something to do with Guangwu Heze in my previous life.
Seeing Qiu Beidou's face darken, I wish I could give myself a mouthful.
At this time, I can only comfort myself in my heart:
It's okay, Heavenly Court has already investigated my past and present lives, and Fatty Qiu should not be able to find anything.
At that moment, I shyly wrote my birthday horoscope on the paper, and then handed the pen and paper back to Fatty Qiu.
After seeing my birthday horoscope, Qiu Beidou's complexion improved a little.
Then he pinched his fingers and counted my fate
While Fatty Qiu was calculating, he used a pen to record information that I couldn't understand on the paper.
After about 5 minutes, Fatty Qiu let out a sigh of relief, looked at me and said:
"Let the little monkey boy scare me, I thought Guangwu Heze really went to reincarnation, and became you in this life
You have no major problems except that you have a little bit of luck in your life.
At the end of life at 86, you will have both children and wealth, this is your life, please be satisfied.
Remember, drink plenty of water."
I also wiped off my cold sweat. It seems that the man in the blue shirt who looks very similar to me really recognized the wrong person.
At this time, Qiu Beidou continued:
"However, you are not destined to be a fairy, and you have met many gods, and no one can help you become a fairy.
When I return to Heaven and resume my job, your life will be over, little monkey boy.
That's enough, I can live to 86, have both children and return the family wealth, that's fine.
If there is a destiny, we will see you in the next life."
"No matter how rich you are, it's better to be by your side, brother."
I pretended to sigh, then looked at a dog that was sleeping like a dead dog, and continued to Fatty Qiu:
"Then it should be relieved, wait for the Xiaotian dog to wake up, please talk to it.
Even if you still want to stay by my side, it’s okay, don’t go to my bed at night, there is a man-like dog lying under your feet at night, who wouldn’t be scared when he sees it? "
After knowing that I was not suspected, Qiu Beidou was also relieved. He smiled and said:
"Then you talk to Three Eyes.
Their old Yang is suspicious by nature, do you think he hasn't checked your horoscope?
Knowing that you are fine, I want to keep this dog by your side.
Forget it, it’s not good for you to know too much about the affairs of Heavenly Court.
Go to sleep and go back early tomorrow.
This day has tossed me, you don't know, the Xiaotian dog went crazy as soon as it entered the dog market.
I keep turning around the little bitch, she's fine, I'm ashamed to see anyone
Then I ran after a group of little bitches, and I was afraid of accidents, so I followed behind—huh.”
Halfway through the talk, Fatty Qiu fell on the bed and fell asleep
I was a little speechless and looked at the two gods on the two beds. You two share a bed, where should I sleep?
Just when I was wondering whether to endure the night on the ground, I saw a small pink card stuck in the crack of the door
Brothers and sisters, you are all kind people, please give me some recommendation tickets and monthly tickets
(End of this chapter)
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