Please come down when it gets dark

Chapter 13 A Little Spell

By the time I woke up again, it was completely dark again.

I was lying on the big warm bed at home. Although everything was pitch black in front of me, I could still tell that this was the house where I had been married for more than a year.

It was a dream
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it was all a dream. My wife didn't get married with others, and the child wasn't killed. We can still live as a family of three.

Just when I breathed a sigh of relief, I realized that I was the only one on the bed, and my wife went there for some reason.

At that moment, I got out of bed and put on my clothes. After I walked out of the bedroom, I found that my wife was making dumplings with my father-in-law and mother-in-law.

Seeing that I woke up, my wife smiled at me and said:

"My mother also said to let you sleep again,
After you wake up, the dumplings are almost finished.

Stuffed with radish and fennel, my mother learned it on TV.

You have eaten too much fish and meat these days, eat some vegetarian food to clear your stomach."

Looking at the emerald green stuffing pot, I smiled wryly, pretending to be happy, and said:

"That's really bothering my father and mother, and even specifically asking the second elder to come over and make dumplings.

This dumpling stuffing lowers blood pressure at first glance.

It happened to be a nightmare just now, and I will eat some dumplings later to calm my shock."

While talking, I went to the basket containing onions, ginger and garlic, and took out a head of garlic from it.

While chopping garlic, he continued:
"In the dream, Fatty Wang and I went to a weird small county town to collect bills, but in the end, I disappeared for three years in a daze.

I didn't know that you canceled my account until I was able to contact you.

He even beat our child, and went to be happy with others.”

I don't know why, but the three of my wives seemed to have not heard me, talking to themselves while making dumplings.

Before I could finish my sentence, another man suddenly came out from behind me.

This man looks like he is in his thirties and has a popular face. I have never seen him before.

Why would a stranger show up at my house?still in my pajamas
The man swaggered and sat across from me, took the garlic from my hand, and said to my wife and her parents while peeling the garlic:
"Yes, it's stuffed with radish and fennel, don't put any oil in it.

Daughter-in-law, when we were young, our family made this kind of dumplings during Chinese New Year. I can eat a curtain in one meal.

At that time, the family was poor, and they waited until later to earn money. Nowadays, there are big fish and meat and fresh seafood every day, and good people can't stand it like this every day.

Just take a bite, Mom, it's best not to put MSG, that's what it tastes like when I was a child. "

Seeing this strange man talking and laughing with my wife, I quit immediately, reached out to grab his collar, and said:
"Grandson, you were born on the back of a chicken in your previous life, so you're used to eating chicken food, right?
Who are you?What are you doing at my house?Who do you call daughter-in-law?
Who is this grandson?You made it clear to me."

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I desperately grabbed the strange man's collar, but he didn't seem to feel it.

The expression still said to my wife:

"Daughter-in-law, when my parents leave, go to my car and get two bottles of Moutai.

Didn't the fur coat I bought for you mean that it was too big?

Don't rush to retreat, let our mother try it, and let my mother wear it if it suits you.

I'll buy you a new one later."

The three of my wives were all smiles after saying a few words, and my unlucky bitch didn't care about the flour in her hand, so she ran over and kissed the man hard on the face.

I was watching from the side, no matter how much I yelled, the adulterer and whore in front of me seemed to have not heard it, and continued to groan
The last sliver of reason was exhausted, I picked up the kitchen knife for chopping stuffing, and chopped it at the head of the strange man.
With a scream, the man fell into a pool of blood.

The two women fainted from the shock, and finally my ex-father-in-law tremblingly called the police.

At this time, my mind was blank, as if I had lost my three souls and seven souls.

I don't even think about why there is an extra man in the family, and why these people couldn't see me just now.

I can't even remember that mysterious Taoist temple, as well as the three old Taoists and the fat man who was demoted.

Later, I was arrested, and after half a year of suffering, my life finally came to an end.

On the execution ground, I knelt on the ground. After checking the firearms, the executioner put the muzzle of the gun on the back of my head, and waited for an order from behind to shoot to end my life.

Just as I was crying, snot, and waiting to die with my eyes closed, a familiar voice came from behind, saying:
"Give you one last chance, do you believe in gods now?"

This sentence is like a light that appeared in the endless darkness, and I remembered everything in an instant
I turned around abruptly, and it was the ugly Taoist Zhuge Zhengqi who was holding a rifle behind me against the back of my head.
The supervisors are the old Taoist priest Bu Liuxian, and the fat fairy Qiu Beidou who was demoted to the mortal world.

While recognizing these few people, everything in front of him changed drastically.

The execution ground became the little house where I slept, and I was kneeling on the camp bed, with tears and snot running all over the floor.
As if reborn, I wiped away my tears and said:
"I really believe in gods, long live the gods."

Zhuge Zhengqi pulled me up with a smile and said:
"I have no choice but to cast a little spell to let the benefactor feel it.

Speaking of it, this is not a fairy method, it is just a little bit of superficiality.

Let the real gods see it, and they will laugh out loud.

right?Mr. Beidou."

"That is."

Fatty Qiu Beidou on one side curled his lips, nodded, and continued:
"In the eyes of a real fairy, just now is just a child's trick.

But it's enough for this little monkey to drink a pot.
How about you stop being stubborn now?

If you still dare to say that we are doing buckle design, first tell me what do you mean by our design?

It's also your luck. If you catch up with me when I am still a god, you will commit a blasphemy if you strangle me.

In his next life, he will be an animal.

Of course, if you still don't believe me, little monkey, then Grandpa and I have other means.

Give you some excitement."

Just when the fat man wanted to continue talking, that handsome gilt man rushed in from outside.

Seeing Liu Jin's flustered look, the old Taoist frowned, and said to his disciple:
"What are you panicking about?
Let Mr. Hokuto see what it looks like?
How many times have I told you?
As long as you don’t receive an oracle, it’s nothing to worry about.”

Liu Jin looked at the fat man Qiu Beidou with a smiling face, and then said to the old Taoist priest:
"I just received the oracle. After an hour, a superior will come down."

(End of this chapter)