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Chapter 249 What should come is here
I originally thought it was time for Bu Liuxian to arrive, so I wanted to lure him out.

Unexpectedly, the person who came in was actually Wu Jun who ran away before the plane was about to crash.

Less than 24 hours later, this grandson still dares to appear in front of me?

I don’t know how long I’ve been watching the excitement. Seeing that I was about to jump off the building, I was worried that he would be responsible for something wrong with me, so I hurried out to show my face.
Wu Jun grabbed the back of the strange man's neck in an instant, and the strange man turned around hastily, and the outdated Wu Shenxian turned around simultaneously with the strange man.

The two of them maintained the same rhythm, and the weirdo turned back and forth several times quickly, but he didn't 'see' Wu Jun who was pinching the back of his neck.

Wu Jun was trying to show off in front of me on purpose, he kept the same frequency and turned around with the weirdo.

He turned to me and said:
"Your Highness, Wu Jun has come to apologize to you
There is also a reason for the incident, I figured out that the Heavenly Emperor will definitely send an immortal to protect His Highness.
If I'm by your side, it's not easy for that fairy to make a move, so I'll take a step first.

It’s convenient for that fairy to make a move.”

"fart!"

I directly interrupted Wu Jun's words, and then continued:
"It's as if it's for me, do you really think I can't see what's going on?

Grandson, you have just lost your immortality status. If you die with me on the plane, your memory will be erased by King Yama.

Then the next life will really start all over again
Even if you are really going to die, you have to hide the memory of being a fairy, the cheats of cultivation, as well as the magic weapons and artifacts around you before you die.

It's convenient for the next life, so you dared to throw me on the plane and slip away by yourself.

The surname is Wu, which word did I say wrong? "

This is what I thought of in Dong Ma's car after getting off the plane.

Otherwise, there is really no second reason for Wu Jun to leave the adopted son of the Emperor of Heaven and slip away first.
Wu Jun was taken into consideration by what I said, he continued to follow the strange man back and forth, while explaining embarrassingly:
"Your Majesty, you are right.
But I really counted that there is a god to rescue you, Your Highness. Anyway, I was also a god a day ago.

In terms of immortality, it is only under Yang Jian.

I can still figure out this little thing, and I can still figure out that it was the Giant Spirit God who rescued you.

The giant spirit god is also my friend in heaven."

At this time, the monsters circling back and forth were really in a hurry.

He went back and forth a few times but couldn't see the person behind him grabbing the back of his neck, so the hole on his face was washed away.

With a whistle-like sound, the security director beside him turned around suddenly.

rushed towards Wu Jun
After all, Wu Jun was once a fairy. When he saw the head of security rushing towards him, he pinched a formula with his free hand, pointed at the rushing man, and said three words:
"Stay still!"

Before the words fell, the body of the head of security froze instantly, and then fell to the ground maintaining this posture.

Then continue to stand behind the weirdo like an old man playing a urchin, and accompany him in circles.
Seeing Wu Jun still showing off his skills, I snorted, slapped my hands a few times, and said:
"Sorcerer God, you have great supernatural powers.
I know that the people sitting here are all big bosses, and I am going to sell my goods to the bosses to make a good impression on the bosses, and I am going to look after the home for the bosses in the future."

"Then Your Highness, you look down on Wu Jun too much. Anyway, I have been a fairy for a few days."

While speaking, Wu Jun suddenly exerted strength in his hands, and with the sound of "Gaba", the strange man's head drooped strangely, and then the strange man seemed to have drunk too much wine. After shaking a few times, "plop!" "Fell to the ground with a sound.

After knocking down the strange man, Wu Jun raised his foot and stepped on the strange man's head, then flipped his wrist, and an antique long sword appeared in his palm like a magic trick.

Wu Jun cut open the strange man's stomach in front of us.

What comes out of the stomach is not internal organs such as heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidney, but poisonous substances such as countless scorpions, centipedes, and black snakes
Seeing the poison running out of the monster's body, Ma Dong, Da Li and their subordinates backed away in fright, for fear of being bitten by the poison.

After Wu Jun released the poison, he opened his mouth suddenly, and sprayed fire at the poison that was scurrying around on the ground.

The poisonous substances scurrying on the ground were immediately burned to fly ash when they encountered the fire.

After Wu Jun boiled all the poisons to death, he turned around, saluted me, and said:

"Your Highness, for the sake of my ability to rescue you this time, please give me another chance.
If I can stay by your side this time, you won't be frightened like this."

I ignored Wu Jun, turned to the open door, and said:
"Man, when do you still want to watch the excitement?
I was wondering, how much benefit did Wu Jun give you to give him such a good opportunity?

What you did today hurt the fate between us men."

Before I finished speaking, a smell of urine wafted from the direction of the gate.

Then, Bu Liuxian's voice sounded outside the door:

"I just said that I can't hide it from you, the benefactor, and I have to reveal it sooner or later."

While speaking, the smiling Bu Liuxian was already standing at the door.

He was still wearing the Taoist robe that smelled of urine, with his hands in the sleeves, looked at me with a smile, and continued:

"Mr. Wu was once a fairy, and he usually takes care of our Luoshen Temple.
He opened his mouth, and I can’t say nothing at all.”

While talking, Bu Liuxian strolled towards us.

As the old guy got closer, the smell of urine on his body became stronger and stronger.

The people on Ma Dong's side are okay, but Da Li and the people he brought are a little bit unbearable.

Knowing that the person who came in was also an expert, Da Li and the others still wanted to bear it and passed.

But the smell on Bu Liuxian's body was too strong. When he walked to the dining table, Da Li's tears were streaming down from the smoke, and he sneezed one after another endlessly.

Da Li's secretary explained on the side, and said to Bu Liuxian:
"I'm so sorry
Li Sheng has absolutely no intention of disrespecting you, Li Sheng is a little allergic, the season changes."

After hearing the secretary's explanation, I smiled and explained to Bu Liuxian, saying:
"Grandpa, did you hear that?
Allergic to urine smell
But that's not right, we haven't seen each other for a few days, the smell on your body is comparable to last time.

Whoops, let me go, did you fall into the piss bucket today? "

Bu Liuxian bared his teeth and said with a smile:
"My lord, what you said
The benefactor is right, this is not a season change.

It smells a bit heavier on me.
After a few days, the smell will fade away, there is no way, it was given by my parents.
Even if it’s not good, you have to suffer”

I laughed, turned around and opened the window to let in the wind, then turned my head and raised my chin at the open monster on the ground, and said to Wu Jun and Bu Liuxian:

"Since you two are here, let's talk about what is going on with this monster.
Speaking out will increase the knowledge of the two bosses and me.”

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