Please come down when it gets dark

Chapter 293
Hearing the child's voice, the woman frowned like a pimple.

After hesitating for a while, she turned her head to the temple behind her and said:
"This kid is just passing by, don't listen to his nonsense.

If you really have an incredible background, you won’t be taken advantage of by the third child and the others.”

"Didn't I make it clear?"

The voices of the children in the temple became gloomy, and the faces of the old people surrounding the temple showed expressions of horror, and those standing at the back were already looking for a way out
The third child kept gesturing at the woman, signaling her to listen to the gods and send me in quickly.

At this time, the voice sounded again.said:
"Then I'll say it again, bring that man in, I'm going to break his leg."

The woman nodded silently, then beckoned to the third child and the others, and the three old guys pushed and shoved me into the temple.

This place is very different from Luoshen Temple. This temple has no yard, and after entering the gate, it is directly the Daxiong Palace.

It was supposed to be a high platform for worshiping Buddha or Sanqing, but it was empty, except for a small incense burner, with three half-burned incense stuck in it.
After entering the hall, the woman said to the air:

"God, the sinner has already been brought in.

Look—did you break his leg yourself?Or let the third child do it."

When the woman spoke, there was a hint of dissatisfaction in her tone.

"You speak for outsiders again"

A child's voice sounded from the back of the hall, and then a man in his 80s and [-]s, with white hair and beard covered in age spots, came out from the back of the hall.

When the old man came out, I could feel a sense of immortality in him.
It's really a fairy, I thought it was some kind of monk who was a bit of a monk, pretending to be a ghost.

Unexpectedly, he is really a fairy, so it would be even better
When the old man opened his mouth, it was the child's voice he heard just now. After he sighed, he continued to say to the woman:

"You can't rely on your status as my sister and just do this
I am a fairy, and I am protecting so many people in the fairy shop, including you.

Without me, including where are you, sister, you would have died decades ago.”

While speaking, the old man suddenly disappeared in place, and appeared in front of the originally empty worship platform.

He crossed his legs and sat on the high platform, looked at me condescendingly, and said:

"It's because you, an outsider, provoked the relationship between our siblings.

Originally, I broke your leg and let me go smoothly.

It’s not enough now—old three.”

Hearing the old man calling himself, the third child immediately knelt down on the ground, kowtowed respectfully and said:

"God, your old man spoke.
You said to break his leg, I will do it right away.

You said you want this kid's life, I will now."

"What the hell--what the hell.
Third child, I am an immortal, not King Yama. "

The old man looked at the third child helplessly, and then began to look me up and down. When he was about to speak, I said first:
"It looks like you haven't been back to heaven for a long time, god, have you?

It's okay - find a fairy friend in the heaven, and find out who is Shen Lian.

Ask what is the relationship between Shen Lian and the Heavenly Emperor.
Be sure to sit still when inquiring, and go to the toilet when you should go to the toilet in advance.

Don't get really freaked out, just put it in your trouser pocket.
Also, this eldest sister is your fairy prince, right?

I almost died in her hands last night, my ex-wife didn't even dare to poison me to death.
But for the sake of the bowl of beef soup just now, I don't care about her anymore.

That is, the third child, the seventh child, and the eighth child
I have tossed me three times, these three accounts cannot be counted.

You have to give me an explanation."

When I was talking, the old man sitting on the high platform looked at me like a fool.

Listening and listening, the old man laughed again, and he said while laughing:
"I thought it was a fool, but it turned out to be a lunatic
Third child, this grandson has a fever and has burned himself out, so go and remove the fire for him.

Don't drag it out to fight, just fight here, if you don't hit him until he pulls his pants pocket, it won't be finished.
Those who return to the Heavenly Court and the Heavenly Emperor, do they really think that they are the son of the Heavenly Emperor? "

When the old man was talking, the third child had already rushed over, and punched my feet and legs in front of the gods and women.

If it was three years ago, I might have given up.

But now I bear the name of Guangwu Heze and Tiandi Yizi on my back, and I will be ridiculed by other gods if I am beaten until I cry for my father and mother.

Bear with it for a while, and you will cry soon.
At the moment, I hugged my head and shrunk my neck to hide my head, gritted my teeth and endured it.

While being beaten, he said:
"Do you know Yang Jian and Qiu Beidou?
There are also gods like Wu Jun and He Nanxing
And Niu Bog, Ma Shangfeng
They were very polite when they saw me, and even said New Year's greetings.
If you don't believe me, go ask other gods about it.

Now it’s not enough to be demoted to the mortal world, you have to fight for a good attitude as a god.”

I yelled at the fairy while peeking at his reaction.

To my surprise, the gods only reacted somewhat when they heard the name of Yang Jian, a well-known great god.

But when he heard Qiu Beidou, He Nanxing and Wu Jun, there was no reaction on his face, and he was even more or less dazed.
Just as the third child continued to punch and kick, the woman who had been frowning suddenly spoke up and said:
"Alright!

Third, stop first
This person is not from our Shenxianpu, so he doesn't know what's going on here.

If he likes to brag, let him brag, if he fights, let him go."

"Sister, you are here again"

The old man glanced at the woman helplessly, then sighed, and said to the third child:

"Listen to my sister, third child, please stop
The three of you go out first and leave this kid behind.

I'll call you when something happens."

After dismissing the three old guys, the old man continued to say to the woman:

"Okay, the third child and the others are all gone.

Our siblings are free to talk about anything.
I know that the shop is full of old men and women in their 80s and [-]s. I have wronged you.
In this way, I will leave this kid with you.

Sister, if you think he is pleasing to the eye, then he is my brother-in-law.

In two years, the two of you will have a child, and it will be considered as an addition to our fairy shop."

I lay on the ground and was dumbfounded, what do you mean?It’s not enough that I’m the godson of the Emperor of Heaven, but I’m so mixed up that I’ve accepted a fairy brother-in-law?

Also, something is wrong here, this old fairy who can pronounce a child's voice, why does the more you look at it, the more wrong it is
At this time, the woman suddenly shouted at the old man:

"What do you want!
It's not enough to torture me!Do you still want to torture my child!

What kind of fairy shop is this ghost place!

We might as well have died back then."

(End of this chapter)