Please come down when it gets dark

After hearing what I said, the third child's mouth grew wide in surprise.

He stopped immediately, turned to me and said:
"Boy, don't talk nonsense!
My old aunt is the elder sister of the fairy, how can she marry a wild boy like you?

If you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will take you back and ask the gods to tear you apart."

"Old man, you still don't believe me when I tell you"

After I smiled lightly, I continued:

"Do you know why you were driven away just now?

That is to discuss marriage with me
Don't you believe me, do I dare to joke about such a thing?
Your god doesn't want his sister to be an old girl anymore, and thinks I'm not bad.

You need to have a good appearance, you need to have a good character, and you need a backstage to have a backstage.

That's what your aunt told me
Should I say it or not, you gods are really good.

It's so frustrating for you old guys.
Do you know what the bride price for your aunt is?

Prepare a large set of generators, and your fairy shop will have electricity in the future.

Then I will give each of you a big color TV
Look, it's all for you old guys. "

After hearing what I said, the third child began to believe it more or less.

He sighed and said:

"It's not easy for a god. If it weren't for his old man, we would have died a long time ago.
They brother and sister brought us all out and kept us alive here.

Although it is a bit poor, but I can finally live.”

When I said this, the third child gave me a strange look, and then continued:

"Old uncle, when you come back with a dowry next time, can you bring me two cigarettes?

It doesn’t have to be too good, just wrestlers and forts.
I haven’t smoked in decades, when I was dreaming two days ago, I also dreamed that when I was young, I went to Suiguan to offer incense, and secretly smoked with the gods outside the temple.”

Take a look back.
I vaguely guessed something in my heart, but I still said calmly:
"Take a look, you gods have mentioned that too.

He said it had been deserted for many years, so he asked me to stop by and have a look.
Let me take a few photos of the original site of Suyiguan when I come back.

Third child, we will be a family from now on.

Waiting for the old uncle to come back - don't worry about wrestlers or forts.

I will give you a whole box of Huazi, and I will give you a whole box of Maotai regardless of tobacco and alcohol.

After smoking and drinking, tell my old uncle, and I will get it for you.

Didn't I tell you?Your old uncle and I are also people in the fairy circle.

Those ordinary rich people out there treat me with respect
What old kings and old sects, big horses and small horses, everyone is friends."

After hearing my words, the youngest immediately beamed with joy, changed his attitude towards me several times, and said respectfully:
"Uncle, you are right,
We will be a family in the future, you can't ignore the poor relatives at home.
If you need me in the future, old uncle, just ask.

I just can't get out, but as long as it's about Shenxian's shop, there's not much I, Zhang Laosan, can't do."

"When you remind me like this, there is just one thing."

Hearing that the third child was relieved, I immediately got off the donkey and said:
"Third son, isn't that right? Although I promised your gods to marry your old aunt
But I don't know much about your old aunt. You have also been there, and you know that a marriage without feelings is not happy.
You told me about your old aunt, saving me from asking around after I went out. "

After hearing my words, the third child began to hesitate.

He hesitated and said:

"Old uncle, it's inappropriate for me, a junior, to say this.
Besides, there are many things that I can't explain clearly, why don't you ask someone else?
You wait, I'll call the old seven and the eighth over here. "

Seeing the third child playing tricks, I chuckled and said:

"Forget it, I will inquire after I go out.
But you also understand that so many years have passed, and many people who knew your old aunt have left.

Those who are alive may have some conflicts with your old aunt, and they may say something unpleasant when they touch their lips.

Of course I won't believe it
But it is always necessary to prove that what they said is false, and it will take a long time to go back and forth.

It seems that three to five years is enough to find out.
If you wait a few more years, I will come back with a bride price in about ten or eight years."

"Don't be ten or eight years old. If you are unlucky, then old uncle, come and visit my grave with cigarettes and alcohol."

After the third child smiled wryly, he lowered his voice and continued:
"Uncle, you can't say I told you.
Speaking of which, my old aunt was also a well-known beauty back then.

When the Immortal was still in Suyiguan as an old Taoist, my old aunt often went to Suyiguan to help.

The person who saw her back then had an old nose.
It's a pity that her vision is too high, even our township chief's son can't see her.

It's a pity that such a big thing happened later, and the gods and old aunts took us all the way here.

For so many years, my old aunt has been staying here, it is really her duty, there is nothing evil about it."

Immortals used to be Taoists in Suyiguan, and a major event happened in Suyiguan back then, which was related to the lives and deaths of these people.

Fairies and women brought these people here.
Following the words of the third child, I summed up the key points in my heart.

Just as he was about to continue his tentative questioning, a man in his 70s suddenly walked out of an adobe room in front.

After seeing this man, the third child immediately waved to him and said:

"Second brother, come over and say hello to our old uncle.
Hurry up, the old uncle has gone to fix the generator for us.

When he comes back, we can also watch big color TV. "

The old man froze for a moment, looked me up and down, and said:

"Isn't this the kid you rescued yesterday?
Why did you become an old uncle again?

Whose old aunt—you mean our old aunt, right? "

Seeing that the third child kept nodding at him, the second elder brother frowned.

After looking at me again, the second brother sneered, and said to the third child:

"Third brother, you are usually a delicate person, how can you let people play like monkeys?
Who is that old lady?Is this person worthy? "

While talking, the second brother suddenly pinched a formula.

Following this movement, a familiar aura of immortality emerged from his body.

This fairy method is so familiar that I can't be more familiar with it. Isn't this the fairy method I cheated from the two immortals Niu and Ma?
How did it get to him?
Also, how could he be able to cast immortal spells?
This man is not a fairy
When the last thought flashed out, a voice came from my mind:

"Why did you get into trouble again?"