Please come down when it gets dark

Chapter 344
"Is this the restaurant used to entertain gods in the legend - the fairy club?
Look, look, this is Lord Erlang eating, drinking, and having fun with other gods."

Before old Han Kui could finish speaking, Mingyue, whose expression changed, hastily reached out and covered his mouth.

Han Kui knew that he had said something wrong, and waited for Mingyue to let go of his mouth before continuing:

"Who would have thought that I, Han Kui, would have such a day in my life, and it would be worth dying if I could come here for a meal?"

Old Han Kui looked like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, looking around, almost drooling.

Originally thought that the two Taoist priests recognized Wu Jun, but they didn't expect that they both looked at Wu Shenxian with a dazed expression.

It seems that it has been too long, and neither of them have any impression of Wu Jun.
Seeing the faces of Master Bu Liuxian, I stood up and raised my chin towards Wu Jun, and said:

"Let me introduce you, this one is amazing, he used to be a fairy.

Now follow Yang Jian to come down to the mortal world to experience the life of Wu Jun Wu Shenxian"

Before I finished speaking, Han Kui and Ming Yue bowed down to Wu Jun at the same time.

Seeing that the two of them did not salute me, but knelt and kowtowed to him, Wu Jun hurriedly dodged away.

Said:

"You two, His Highness Shen Lian is here, don't care about the small and the big.
I am an ordinary person like the two of you now, please don't be like this.
Your Highness Again, why don't you salute Your Highness? "

Seeing that the two of them were going to toss again, I helped the two Taoist priests up one by one, and said:
"Sit down and eat first, the food is getting cold.
Who the hell, add two sets of tableware"

Together with Wu Jun, I pressed the two Taoist priests who were a bit terrified on the chairs, pointed to a table of dishes, and said:

"Don't say anything, move your chopsticks quickly"

As I said that, I picked up a chopstick of shark fin for each of them and put them on their respective plates.

Hearing the introduction from the little Taoist priest who was waiting for the dinner, the old Han Kui picked up the plate and put the shark fin into his mouth with chopsticks after he had shark's fin on his plate.

"Good stuff, it's like pig cartilage, it makes a crunching sound when you bite it down.

what is that?Grilled crab meat
Please bring some here, let me have a taste.
Whoops, this is so fresh—the eyebrows are going to fall off
I'm not afraid of His Highness making jokes with the witches and immortals, I have eaten crabs a few times before.

The size of a chess piece, the taste is good, but you can't eat meat.

See what people do?

It can pull out the crab meat and make it so delicious.
After this meal, I'm worth dying for.

This life is complete, complete.”

After Old Han Kui ate a few more mouthfuls of dishes, his eyes turned red, and then he lowered his head and began to wipe away his tears.

This time I can't fix it, why did I start crying while eating?

What sad thing does this remind you of?Before the old guy was born, his parents starved to death?
At this time, Mingyue with a face full of collagen smiled bitterly at me and said:

"Your Highness, don't be as knowledgeable as Han Kui.
He's just like this good-for-nothing
Usually he is hard-hearted, but whenever he encounters something easy to say, he will be emotional.

When Han Kui's parents passed away, he went down the mountain to attend the funeral.

From the first to the seventh day, he didn't shed a single tear, but when his parents were buried and had a funeral feast, he cried over a bowl of tofu."

“The tofu is really delicious”

After Han Kui wiped away his tears, he got up and scooped up the bird's nest with a spoon, and continued to say to Mingyue:

"Grandpa, don't you know
The tofu is white, tender and smooth.

For a moment, I wanted to return to vulgarity and live with the lady boss who made tofu.

It's a pity, but later I found out that the tofu was made by her man, so I gave up the idea of ​​returning to vulgarity—what is this!
This is the bird's nest, the traces are so delicious.

Excuse me, have another bowl."

Seeing Han Kui crying again with tears streaming down his face, I regretted calling him over to show embarrassment.

At the moment, when he was about to find an excuse to leave here, he heard Han Kui suddenly say:
"By the way, Your Highness, have you seen that immortal Bu Liuxian?

I haven't seen him since I went up the mountain a few days ago.

If you see him, please give the old man a word.

When will he take back the things he kept with me back then?

If it is still on my side, then I have to talk about it again.

We can no longer keep the same price as before—you have to pay more.”

These two sentences pulled me back to my seat. I looked at Han Kui who was mixing rice with shark fin and pulling it into his mouth, and said:

"Bu Liuxian still has something to store with you?
It's been a long time, he himself forgot.

Thinking about it, it can’t be a valuable treasure, otherwise, that old Taoist would have exchanged it for money.”

While talking, I walked to the bar and picked out two bottles of Moutai.

On the way back, he opened the wine cap and poured a glass of wine for Han Kui and Ming Yue.

After old Han Kui drank the glass of wine with narrowed eyes, there was a gleam of light in his eyes.

"This is Moutai, right?
It stands to reason that I can't drink alcohol, but His Highness personally poured the wine, it would be disrespectful not to drink it.
I'm also worthless, no matter how I drink it into my mouth, I can't pull it out
It seems that there is a small hand in the throat, pulling the throat
Why don't you give me another cup?Let me taste it again."

"One cup is enough, change to a bigger cup."

Before I could finish my sentence, I saw Han Laodao bring over his rice bowl.

I smiled, poured wine for Han Kui, and continued to say to him:
"By the way, what did you just say?

What did Bu Liuxian keep with you?"

Han Kui's eyes were fixed on the flowing wine, and after swallowing, he made a gesture the size of a watermelon with his hand and said:

"Just a small coffin of this size,

It's not a good wood, it's just ordinary willow.

If it was really Jinshen, I would have sold it for money.
There seems to be something in it, shake it and it will sway in it—full, full, full, full."

When old Han Kui was talking, I was distracted and didn't notice the wine in the glass, so I poured it full.

Han Kui lay down on the table anxiously, sipping the wine on the table with his mouth.

Mingyue pulled him away helplessly, and said:
"A bit of a break.
There is plenty of wine, so don't get drunk.

Your Highness asked you a question, where did you put that small coffin? "

It can be seen that Han Kui doesn't usually have the opportunity to drink, he just took a few sips of wine, his face was as red as a piece of red cloth.

He said drunkenly:
"It's in my house.
In such a big coffin, there is a little fairy lying in it.”

(End of this chapter)