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Chapter 427 Immortal Pet
Glancing at Bu Liuxian who was also staring at the rabbit with wide eyes, I said to the old Taoist priest:
"It's my ears that have a problem, is it really a problem with my history?
Man, have you heard of this rabbit that changed 5000 years of history? "

Bu Liuxian gritted his teeth, tilted his head and thought for a while, then shook his head and said:

"History has been tampered with?

It’s not the nine-tailed fox Daji who is with King Yin Zhou, but this dead rabbit.”

"Old slut, you use one mouth to eat, drink, and scatter, right?
You are the dead rabbit, and your whole family is a dead rabbit!

Could it be that the magic of bullying our rabbits was taken away by Cui Sheng'e, the god of killing, so you dare to bully our rabbits like this?"

The rabbit was not happy, and yelled at Bu Liuxian a few times, then turned his face and said to me:
"Your Highness, I am doing this to save face.

Or based on the words of this old slut, his head and body are now separated.

He snapped his head off himself."

"Are you being sucked away from the fairy magic, or are you giving me face?"

I looked at the rabbit helplessly, and then continued:

"Rabbit, tell me first that you have changed history in this way?

Did you participate in the Conferred God War and beat the leader of Tongtian Cult to death, or did you set fire to Lutai and burn King Yin Zhou to death?"

"Our rabbit helped Sanqing to scold the street!"

The woman with the afro said something proudly, and after a pause, she continued to explain:
"Back then in the battle of Ten Thousand Immortals Valley, tens of thousands of immortals (not gods) were gathered to explain the teachings and cut the teachings.

However, under the Sanqing, there are too many rules for elaborating teachings, and they have to quote scriptures when they scold the street.

Unlike those who cut and teach animals to become immortals, they don't have any worries about cursing in the street, and they can go down three ways with one mouth.
Where did the male and female immortals who explained the teachings at that time hear such meat and vegetables?
Those who were scolded blushed, and their heads were so low that they wanted to get stuck in their crotches.

We rabbits really can't stand it anymore. If we are scolded like this and don't dare to fight back, then we don't need to beat the people behind. We just find a cesspit and jump into it to drown.

At that time, our rabbits ran directly to the high platform of the scolding formation.

Just one sentence, just one sentence - the mountain spirits and wild monsters on the opposite side, you bastards are raised by our rabbits.
Just this one sentence silenced the immortals who were intercepting the teaching.

Later, we rabbits continued to scold, if we had known that you turtles would not learn well after giving birth, our rabbits should have been born, so we made dumplings for you (don't mention that there are no dumplings in the list of gods)."

Afterwards, the afro-haired woman began to tell how in the Great Conferred God War, she managed to distract the troops who were scolded by thousands of disciples on the opposite side by herself.

The spitting stars that the rabbit talked about, and the details that made her famous back then, made me, an outsider thousands of years later, blushed.

Just when the rabbit said that she pointed at the nose of the leader of Tongtian from a distance, and scolded him for taking so many mountain spirits and wild monsters, and when he took a fancy to some mother, I couldn't help but said to the rabbit:

"Miss Rabbit, wait a minute
I'm speaking in layman's terms. From what you said just now, it seems that only Jiejiao accepts mountain spirits and wild monsters as disciples.

So what's the matter with you?

Are you a rabbit?Rabbits are spirit wild monsters, right?

Shouldn't you scold them face to face?
Why do you still have the face to scold the other party?"

"You are the mountain spirit—you ask why our rabbits don't go to the opposite side, right?"

When Rabbit scolded half a sentence, he suddenly realized that the object of his scolding was the godson of the Emperor of Heaven.
She held back the cursing words that followed, and patiently explained:
"Theoretically, we rabbits are not teaching, nor are we intercepting teaching.

Generally speaking, who we rabbits help depends on the mood
It's like the last time in the Conferred God War, it was because the mountain spirits and wild monsters on the Jiejiao side were not pleasing to the eye."

Before the rabbit finished speaking, Zhuge Zhengqi who was driving suddenly said:
"Did I remember wrong?"

After glancing at the rabbit in the rearview mirror, he continued:
"A few years ago, Zhao Gongming, God of Martial Wealth, went down to earth to retrieve the last sealed Fengshenzhi, and I was the one who served him all the way.

That time when I heard Gongming God of Wealth talk about the Conferred God War, a fairy pet was a rabbit.
Later, the immortal was promoted to the rank of immortals, and the chicken and dog ascended to heaven alone, and the immortal pet rabbit followed him to the heaven.

In addition, it seems that during the Conferred God War, no rabbits appeared again."

While speaking, the ugly Taoist raised his hand and tapped on his head a few times, and then continued:
"Later, that immortal followed in the footsteps of Guangwu Heze and went down to heaven.
His fairy pet rabbit has become an ownerless thing, because it is related to the jade rabbit in Guanghan Palace and the medicine-making rabbit in Beihan Wuji Palace Huanglong Zhenren.

Looking at this level of relationship, none of the gods in the heavens will embarrass her.
Recently, I heard from Fengtian Shousheng Zhenjun—Zhao Jianghe that this rabbit stole the fairy grass from Guangfu Wuji Land and secretly descended to the earth."

"Ugly, you know a lot."

Before Zhuge Zhengqi could finish speaking, the rabbit suddenly interrupted him, and then continued:

"We rabbits just annoy you, the fun of bragging is gone.

This is the magic of bullying our rabbits has been taken away, otherwise, let you know that some rabbits are not vegetarian.

Okay, we rabbits admit to bragging again.
We rabbits scolded the street during the Conferred God War, but we scolded in our hearts."

At this time, I felt that the rabbit was a little uneasy. She seemed to be very shy about talking about the former owner.

But the more this woman with the afro wants to talk about it, Zhuge Zhengqi seems to be doing it on purpose, but he brought up this topic again, and he said:

"By the way, what is the name of your master who went down to earth and defected to heaven?

Master Xuanyuan, Sun Wanhou, is right."

"Shut up, ugly ghost!"

Mentioning the name of Sun Wanhou, the rabbit seemed to touch the switch, and the hair that was originally a head of explosion exploded instantly
Then the rabbit pointed at the back of Zhuge Zhengqi's head and said:
"Don't mention this man's name.
If it weren't for this person, our rabbits wouldn't be in the current situation.

Back then when he was doing well, we rabbits ate the grass jelly from Guangfu Promise.

No god would dare to take care of him, why didn't he learn well now, and ran away with the one who suffered a thousand knives from Guangwu Heze.

We rabbits will not be able to smoke.
No one dares to come over and take a bite in our face.

Isn't that just stealing a fairy grass?What's the big deal.

Is it necessary for the God of Killing Cui Sheng to come down to earth to torment our rabbits?"

When it came to this, the rabbit seemed to realize something.

She suddenly shrank her neck and said to herself:
"wrong.
It doesn't taste right”

(End of this chapter)