Please come down when it gets dark

After this series of episodes, Master and apprentice Bu Liuxian and I returned to the commercial vehicle again.

Zhuge Zhengqi started the car and followed the business car of the Feng family siblings to continue driving.

Taking advantage of this moment, I said to Bu Liuxian:
"Man, you heard what the dragon species said just now.

What exactly is going on?

But there are still people who still don't give up, and use Guangwu Heze's skin to test me.

Or was that dragon not catching up with Sun Wanhou, deliberately making up nonsense? "

Bu Liuxian took out a pack of jerky from his body, pulled out a piece of jerky and handed it to me.

This beef jerky has already smelled like urea, how dare I pick it up?

Immediately shrank his neck, smiled dryly and said:
"I have bad teeth and I can't stand this.
Besides, man, you have to save some stomachs, and when you get to the place, the woman surnamed Feng will probably take care of her well. "

Bu Liuxian chuckled, broke off a piece of jerky and stuffed it into his mouth.

While chewing, he said to me:
"Benefactor, if I were you, the one surnamed Feng would also accept it.

If you go back a hundred years or so, with your net worth, marrying his wife of three hundred and five hundred would not violate the king's law.

It's the heart of this little girl, benefactor, you have to put it aside.

Don't be sold by her, and help others count the money."

"Don't talk about these useless things, man, why do I feel like you're changing the subject?"

I interrupted Bu Liuxian, and after glancing at him, I continued:

"Or you already know something.
You didn't guess the two things I said just now, did you?

It's not trying to test me with Guangwu Heze's skin, nor is it a story made up by Long Gun."

When I said this, my brain turned.

But obviously he wanted to uncover the matter of 'Guangwu Heze', but for some reason Feng Chengcheng's fox-like smile appeared in his mind
Damn, I don't really think anything of this bitch
However, this weird idea was quickly replaced by another idea - there is a third party force
Not God, nor my 'friends' from previous lives.

It was the Emperor Xuan and the Yellow Emperor that Feng Chengcheng mentioned before, who were equal to the Emperor of Heaven in the Heavenly Court
The uncle's background of the two sisters seems to have something to do with Xuan and Huang.

The old Taoist seemed to have seen my thoughts. While chewing beef jerky, he said to me with a smile:
"Sir, what do you say?
Many things in this world, there is not only one answer.

It seems that there is not only the Emperor of Heaven who is in charge of the sky.
If there is really a god who is unwilling to give up and wants to test you, then this method is too stupid.

But no matter who plays this trick, you can do it.

Just as Long Gun said, this matter was reported to the Heavenly Court.

Let God be the master."

I knew this old Taoist knew everything in his heart
I looked at Bu Liuxian disapprovingly, and said:

"How to tell God?

Just write what Long Gun said on a small note and burn it? "

"Almost, but it's a little more troublesome than you imagined, benefactor"

When he said this, Bu Liuxian stuffed the whole piece of beef jerky into his mouth.

Then he reached out and groped around himself, but after groping for a while, he didn't seem to find what the old Taoist was looking for.
At that moment, the old Taoist scratched his scalp, patted the back of Zhuge Zhengqi who was driving, and said to his ugly disciple:

"Ugly, I remember bringing a wide talisman and a cinnabar pen
Why can't I find it? "

After hearing what his master said, Zhuge Zhengqi took a look at us both in the rearview mirror.

Afterwards, the ugly Taoist freed one hand, and took out a yellow notebook and a black signature pen from his inner pocket.

While handing it to his master, he said:
"You forgot?

When you were in Erlang Temple, you drank and reconciled with Uncle Han Kui, and you used it as an account book.
I also carry a talisman with me, you use mine first. "

"Chou Er, you said that, old Taoist priest, I seem to remember a little bit.

It seems that old Han Kui has refused to accept the debt, and I, the old Taoist priest, have clearly listed all the debts he owes us to Luoshen Temple."

Bu Liuxian took the 'notebook' and drew a twisted spell on it while muttering.

After drawing the spell, he handed me the pen and the notebook and said:
"Benefactor, write down everything Long Gun told you on the back of the rune.
Don't write too carefully, the general meaning is enough. "

After receiving the pen and notebook, I followed what Bu Liuxian said, and wrote down the meaning of Long Gun's words in a few words.

When I was writing, I realized that Zhuge Zhengqi's signature pen turned out to be red cinnabar.

The special talisman, and the special cinnabar signature pen, it seems that Luoshenguan is not as poor as I saw
After finishing writing, I just returned the notebook and cinnabar pen to Bu Liuxian.

After the old Taoist glanced at what I wrote, he glanced at me with a smile and said:

"That's about it.
But I still have to borrow a drop of blood from you, the benefactor. It is not impossible to use mine from the old Taoist priest.

It’s just that your current backstage is hard, and the gods who accepted the burnt watch in the heavenly court saw it, and they can join a team and send it to the heavenly emperor as soon as possible.”

While speaking, Bu Liuxian had already grabbed my hand.

Before I could react, his fingernails covered in black mud had already scratched my thumb.

"Man! You have urea in your nails!

Can't you find a needle or something?

Dude, you should find the nearest hospital first.

I have to get rabies and tetanus shots."

The latter sentence was directed at Zhuge Zhengqi, the ugly Taoist smiled and said:

"Benefactor, my benefactor just smells a little bit hot.

If you want to find some disease from him, it is not so easy."

When Zhuge Zhengqi was speaking, Bu Liuxian had already tore off the talisman paper full of spells and words with a smile.

After pressing on his bloody thumb, he shook the fingers holding the talisman paper, and the talisman paper immediately burned.
Bu Liuxian held the burning talisman, waited until it was almost burnt, then lowered the car window, and threw the nearly burnt talisman down the window
At this time, I took the paper towel handed over by Zhuge Zhengqi.

Wiping the wound on his thumb, he said to Bu Liuxian:
"Grandpa, is this the end?
Who told me last time?Burning watches to sacrifice to heaven has to wait until the 15th day of the lunar month.

You have to fast and take a bath before you can burn the watch.”

"That's someone else, are you someone else?"

Bu Liuxian narrowed his eyes, smiled at me, and continued:

"Wait, then.
It's going to mess up again
Let’s be chaotic, the more chaotic you are, the safer you will be.”