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Chapter 46 The Forbidden Door
Chapter 46 The Forbidden Door
The two of them didn't see each other at all, and they had already walked into the carriage without waiting for anyone to invite them.
The tall man even sat down on my bunk, squeezed me with his butt, bared his teeth, and said with a smile:
"Brother, move inside, we know each other.
Why don't you sit in our carriage?
We are in the ninth car, the first row."
While talking, the tall one took out the tickets for the two of them and handed them to me.
I didn't reach out to pick it up. After glancing at the handwriting on the ticket, I curled my lips and said:
"Hard seat
Dude, you exchange the hard seat for my soft sleeper?
I'm sorry, my parents didn't give me a butt that was born to sit on a hard seat. "
When I was talking, I turned my face to look at Zhuge Zhengqi who was giggling, and said:
"Zhuge, your friend
Your friend runs an abacus factory at home, right?
Changing the hard seat to the soft sleeper——I could hear the ringing of the abacus beads. "
Only then did the tall man come to his senses, he glanced at me and the star officer in surprise, and said:
"You and my little brother Zhuge, Senior Qiu are together?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I thought you guys were in the same car, how do you say this—this one is also in the top position? "
Halfway through the conversation, the tall man took a careful look at Doujun Xingguan, and said with a look of surprise:
"Two superiors? You also met on the road, or are you going down to earth together?"
Before the tall man could finish speaking, the short man beside him finally couldn't bear it anymore, frowned and said to him:
"Gao Tianci, if I hadn't handed back the magic to you, I really want to sew your upper and lower lips together now."
After finishing speaking, the short man bowed to Fatty Qiu and said:
"Deputy Marshal Qiu, have you also gone down to earth to run an errand?
I stayed in the mortal world for half a year, and finally finished my errands, and I can finally go back to the errands."
After finishing speaking, the short man didn't wait for Qiu Beidou's answer, he turned his head and smiled at Doujun Xingguan again, and said:
"This fairy brother looks very kind, but he just can't remember where he met him.
I don't know where Brother Xian works?
In Xiabei Guangxiao Festival, Venerable He Yunshang, after returning to the Heavenly Court, I will definitely visit the Immortal Mansion"
Dou Jun Xingguan nodded a little flattered, and said:
"I am Dou Jun Xing Guan Chu Huai."
Hearing that the other party was just a small star official, the expression on the face of the venerable He Yunshang of Beiguang Filial Piety had already changed subtly.
He ignored the star officer, turned his head and said to Qiu Beidou with a smile on his face:
"What's the big deal, you want the star official to accompany Deputy Marshal Qiu on business?
Things are going well."
Fatty Qiu glanced at He Yunshang and said:
"Why do you accompany me on an errand? This time it's my master Zeng Xingguan's errand.
I have been demoted to the mortal world.
You have been doing errands in the mortal world, and you will know when you return to the heaven.
It’s not a joke, if you don’t believe me, you can ask the star officer.”
He Yunshang, the venerable of the Beiguang Filial Piety Festival, immediately frowned after confirming from Doujun Xingguan that Qiu Beidou was really demoted to the mortal world.
After coughing, he said:
"To be honest, Qiu Beidou, don't be unwilling to listen. I'm not surprised that you were demoted to the world.
When you were the deputy commander-in-chief of the Fengtian Shenwu Army, how did you become overbearing?
The last time I celebrated the birthday of the Queen Mother of Fushou, Han Wu, the real turtle and snake, drank a few more glasses, let's see how you scolded him.
It's the first time I've seen a god being scolded and crying.
And when you were the commander of the Heavenly Emperor's Guards, I was the deputy commander, but it was only a quarter late.
In the end, in front of all the god guards, you stripped your pants and beat me with thirty god-like sticks."
Hearing that his superior was talking endlessly, the tall man immediately smiled and came over to smooth things over, saying:
"How do you say that
In the morning, sir, you also said that you missed your old officer Qiu Shang.
Had I known this earlier, I wouldn’t have allowed you to drink so much just now.
What you say is wrong, Mr. Qiu, don't be as knowledgeable as our superiors.
Isn't that right, the errand that I have been doing for half a year is finally done today.
When our boss was happy, we drank a few more glasses.
The wine has not sobered up yet, all the words are drunk.
Just now he scolded me for being an idiot, pretending to be crazy and fooling him.
You wait, our boss will wake up later, maybe he will still scold me, scold me for not stopping him.
Then I have to cry and apologize to you.
But you said, I am an ordinary person, can I stop the superior?
After you are dusted, you will return to the Heavenly Court and be your deputy commander of the Fengtian Shenwu Army, General Fengtian Dashengtian"
When he said the last sentence, the tall man emphasized his tone, and even gave the short man a wink.
The short fairy blinked his eyes before he realized that he had passed.
Qiu Beidou was demoted to the world, why is that little star official still working so hard to curry favor?
It was clear that after being demoted, the Heavenly Emperor left something to say.
Eighty percent of being demoted to the mortal world is only temporary, maybe they will stay in the mortal world for one life or two, and when the time comes, they will return to heaven to be their own boss
Hearing that Qiu Beidou was demoted to the mortal world just now, he cared about enjoying himself, but didn't think about the meaning behind it.
If it wasn't for a tall man to see clearly today, it would be the root of a catastrophe in the future.
He Yunshang, the Venerable Beiguang Filial Piety Festival who wanted to understand, also really slapped his face. After he understood, he suddenly hugged Qiu Beidou and burst into tears.
Weeping and saying:
"Deputy Commander, I'm not worth it for you.
When I was so upset, I didn't know what to say.
I also drank too much wine, how could I say such things
The real turtle and snake, Han Wu, is nothing!I have long since disliked him.
That time, if you hadn't scolded him first, I would have just turned the wine table over, and rushed over to give them a mouthful first.
There is also the matter of you beating me with a military stick. I know in my heart that you are doing it for my own good.
How about drinking and delaying things, Gao Tianci!You remember it for me, I will quit drinking when I go down to earth to do business in the future.”
The tall mortal named Gao Tianci said with a smile:
"The main reason is that today's wine is not right.
I told you that if you want to drink, you can drink something good, such as Maozi, Wuliangye, I can honor two bottles of it for you.
You must save money for me and drink the local donkey.
That thing has too much stamina."
At this time, Zhuge Zhengqi also came to smooth things over and said:
"Brother Godsent, we've all had the celebration wine
This must be a beautiful errand, tell me, what kind of errand?
If you can’t say it, don’t force it, just pretend I didn’t ask.”
The tall old man laughed, met his eyes with his superior, and then said:
"There's nothing that can't be said, sooner or later we will spread the word to those of us who have lost our minds.
My superiors have found the forbidden door."
(End of this chapter)
The two of them didn't see each other at all, and they had already walked into the carriage without waiting for anyone to invite them.
The tall man even sat down on my bunk, squeezed me with his butt, bared his teeth, and said with a smile:
"Brother, move inside, we know each other.
Why don't you sit in our carriage?
We are in the ninth car, the first row."
While talking, the tall one took out the tickets for the two of them and handed them to me.
I didn't reach out to pick it up. After glancing at the handwriting on the ticket, I curled my lips and said:
"Hard seat
Dude, you exchange the hard seat for my soft sleeper?
I'm sorry, my parents didn't give me a butt that was born to sit on a hard seat. "
When I was talking, I turned my face to look at Zhuge Zhengqi who was giggling, and said:
"Zhuge, your friend
Your friend runs an abacus factory at home, right?
Changing the hard seat to the soft sleeper——I could hear the ringing of the abacus beads. "
Only then did the tall man come to his senses, he glanced at me and the star officer in surprise, and said:
"You and my little brother Zhuge, Senior Qiu are together?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I thought you guys were in the same car, how do you say this—this one is also in the top position? "
Halfway through the conversation, the tall man took a careful look at Doujun Xingguan, and said with a look of surprise:
"Two superiors? You also met on the road, or are you going down to earth together?"
Before the tall man could finish speaking, the short man beside him finally couldn't bear it anymore, frowned and said to him:
"Gao Tianci, if I hadn't handed back the magic to you, I really want to sew your upper and lower lips together now."
After finishing speaking, the short man bowed to Fatty Qiu and said:
"Deputy Marshal Qiu, have you also gone down to earth to run an errand?
I stayed in the mortal world for half a year, and finally finished my errands, and I can finally go back to the errands."
After finishing speaking, the short man didn't wait for Qiu Beidou's answer, he turned his head and smiled at Doujun Xingguan again, and said:
"This fairy brother looks very kind, but he just can't remember where he met him.
I don't know where Brother Xian works?
In Xiabei Guangxiao Festival, Venerable He Yunshang, after returning to the Heavenly Court, I will definitely visit the Immortal Mansion"
Dou Jun Xingguan nodded a little flattered, and said:
"I am Dou Jun Xing Guan Chu Huai."
Hearing that the other party was just a small star official, the expression on the face of the venerable He Yunshang of Beiguang Filial Piety had already changed subtly.
He ignored the star officer, turned his head and said to Qiu Beidou with a smile on his face:
"What's the big deal, you want the star official to accompany Deputy Marshal Qiu on business?
Things are going well."
Fatty Qiu glanced at He Yunshang and said:
"Why do you accompany me on an errand? This time it's my master Zeng Xingguan's errand.
I have been demoted to the mortal world.
You have been doing errands in the mortal world, and you will know when you return to the heaven.
It’s not a joke, if you don’t believe me, you can ask the star officer.”
He Yunshang, the venerable of the Beiguang Filial Piety Festival, immediately frowned after confirming from Doujun Xingguan that Qiu Beidou was really demoted to the mortal world.
After coughing, he said:
"To be honest, Qiu Beidou, don't be unwilling to listen. I'm not surprised that you were demoted to the world.
When you were the deputy commander-in-chief of the Fengtian Shenwu Army, how did you become overbearing?
The last time I celebrated the birthday of the Queen Mother of Fushou, Han Wu, the real turtle and snake, drank a few more glasses, let's see how you scolded him.
It's the first time I've seen a god being scolded and crying.
And when you were the commander of the Heavenly Emperor's Guards, I was the deputy commander, but it was only a quarter late.
In the end, in front of all the god guards, you stripped your pants and beat me with thirty god-like sticks."
Hearing that his superior was talking endlessly, the tall man immediately smiled and came over to smooth things over, saying:
"How do you say that
In the morning, sir, you also said that you missed your old officer Qiu Shang.
Had I known this earlier, I wouldn’t have allowed you to drink so much just now.
What you say is wrong, Mr. Qiu, don't be as knowledgeable as our superiors.
Isn't that right, the errand that I have been doing for half a year is finally done today.
When our boss was happy, we drank a few more glasses.
The wine has not sobered up yet, all the words are drunk.
Just now he scolded me for being an idiot, pretending to be crazy and fooling him.
You wait, our boss will wake up later, maybe he will still scold me, scold me for not stopping him.
Then I have to cry and apologize to you.
But you said, I am an ordinary person, can I stop the superior?
After you are dusted, you will return to the Heavenly Court and be your deputy commander of the Fengtian Shenwu Army, General Fengtian Dashengtian"
When he said the last sentence, the tall man emphasized his tone, and even gave the short man a wink.
The short fairy blinked his eyes before he realized that he had passed.
Qiu Beidou was demoted to the world, why is that little star official still working so hard to curry favor?
It was clear that after being demoted, the Heavenly Emperor left something to say.
Eighty percent of being demoted to the mortal world is only temporary, maybe they will stay in the mortal world for one life or two, and when the time comes, they will return to heaven to be their own boss
Hearing that Qiu Beidou was demoted to the mortal world just now, he cared about enjoying himself, but didn't think about the meaning behind it.
If it wasn't for a tall man to see clearly today, it would be the root of a catastrophe in the future.
He Yunshang, the Venerable Beiguang Filial Piety Festival who wanted to understand, also really slapped his face. After he understood, he suddenly hugged Qiu Beidou and burst into tears.
Weeping and saying:
"Deputy Commander, I'm not worth it for you.
When I was so upset, I didn't know what to say.
I also drank too much wine, how could I say such things
The real turtle and snake, Han Wu, is nothing!I have long since disliked him.
That time, if you hadn't scolded him first, I would have just turned the wine table over, and rushed over to give them a mouthful first.
There is also the matter of you beating me with a military stick. I know in my heart that you are doing it for my own good.
How about drinking and delaying things, Gao Tianci!You remember it for me, I will quit drinking when I go down to earth to do business in the future.”
The tall mortal named Gao Tianci said with a smile:
"The main reason is that today's wine is not right.
I told you that if you want to drink, you can drink something good, such as Maozi, Wuliangye, I can honor two bottles of it for you.
You must save money for me and drink the local donkey.
That thing has too much stamina."
At this time, Zhuge Zhengqi also came to smooth things over and said:
"Brother Godsent, we've all had the celebration wine
This must be a beautiful errand, tell me, what kind of errand?
If you can’t say it, don’t force it, just pretend I didn’t ask.”
The tall old man laughed, met his eyes with his superior, and then said:
"There's nothing that can't be said, sooner or later we will spread the word to those of us who have lost our minds.
My superiors have found the forbidden door."
(End of this chapter)
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