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Chapter 600 Pig

When Lu Sheng spoke, the man had already run out for more than a hundred meters.

It can be seen that he really can't cast immortal magic. In addition, he has just changed into this fake body, and he is still a little uncomfortable with it.

Just after running a hundred or so meters, the god who was number one in refining weapons in heaven began to cough.

He was coughing and wheezing, and finally it seemed like he couldn't breathe, and his face turned red.

Hearing the roar of the monster behind me getting closer and closer, I had no choice but to carry Lu Sheng on my back and use the speed method to run towards the distance.

But no matter how I ran, I couldn't escape the roar of the monster behind me.

Listening to the roaring sound getting closer and closer, Lu Sheng, who was lying on top of me, coughed and said to me:
"Ahem, running like this is not an option. Ahem, you can't outrun them.
Find a place to hide. Ahem, if those monster beasts can’t be found, they will naturally—ahem, cough—just leave.”

I looked around and found that I was already halfway up a high mountain. The trees in front of me were short and there were no huge rocks. How could there be any hiding place?

At that moment, I shook the Lu Sheng I was carrying and said:

"I said, God, weren't you the one who made this with your own hands?
You should know if there is a place where you can hide people, right? "

Lu Sheng smiled bitterly and replied:
"This world is so big, even if I were a god, I wouldn't be able to remember every detail - cough cough.
It’s okay for you to pull me in. At least let me prepare, right?

Ahem - at least I'll change into a fake body that can cast immortal magic, and bring the artifact I refined in heaven in my early years.
Okay, now I just have the weakest body and come in with my paws empty.
You said that I am considered a god after all, and I died here inexplicably. Isn’t it unjust to me?”

"Don't complain to me, be careful if I keep you here and let the monster eat you to buy me some time."

Before I finished speaking, the corner of my eye suddenly glanced at the small hill not far away. There seemed to be the entrance of a cave inside a pile of dead branches and leaves.

At that moment, I turned back with Lu Sheng on my back.

Pulling away the dead branches and leaves, there was indeed a dark hole inside.

I took a cursory glance inside, and found that it was a huge space, and I couldn't even see the end of it.
At this time, the monster's roar was already several hundred meters away.

There was no time to hesitate, so I carried Lu Sheng into the cave. Then I turned around and rearranged the dead branches and leaves outside to block the entrance of the cave.
The entrance to the cave had just been blocked here, and through the gaps between dead branches and leaves, two black whirlwind-like shadows were seen arriving at the entrance of the cave.

The two black figures stopped and revealed their ferocious faces.

From the neck down, both of them have the appearance of human beings with big shoulders and round waists. They are almost two meters shorter in height. They are all covered in shiny black muscles with sharp edges. If placed among the pile of mortals, they would be exactly what Arnold looked like when he was young.

But the appearance from the neck up makes my heart beat faster.
The heads of the two wild boars had four tusks extending across their mouths, and saliva was flowing down the corners of their mouths.
Is this the monster causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace?
How come everything in Journey to the West is false? It wasn't Sun Houhou who caused the commotion in the Heavenly Palace - it was Zhu Bajie?
Just when I was hoping that these two wild boar spirits would leave quickly, another unexpected thing happened.

The two wild boar spirits actually spoke in human language, and the bigger one said first:
"Where has it gone?
Where have those two monkeys gone?
I saw two monkeys running up just now, but they were gone in the blink of an eye.

Uncle Six, let me just say that monkeys are hard to catch.
Isn't it different if we catch two silly roe deers?

You have to say that monkeys are delicious, but they are so delicious that they are hard to catch."

Before the wild boar spirit could finish speaking, the backhand of Uncle Six in its mouth was just a mouth.

With a sound of "Pa!", the tall wild boar spirit was knocked three feet off the ground.

The sixth uncle was not willing to give in, so he added a few more kicks to his nephew who landed on the ground.

He kicked and cursed:
“You pig!
Who is your sixth uncle! Have you forgotten again - I am your uncle! It's your sixth uncle!
Uncle and uncle can't tell the difference, you pig
and also!

Those two are not monkeys! Who is he?"

After kicking a few times, Uncle Zhu Liu stopped, spat at his nephew who was still wailing on the ground, then put up a awning and looked around.

While watching, he said to himself:
"I really let them both run away.
His grandma's - just a little bit off.

It can be said that if someone comes in, they must catch it and send it over.

Whoever brings people there will be the king of this area.
It's a pity, it's just a little bit worse.
Pig, don't pretend to be dead, get up quickly.
Don't tell your mother what happened just now. If you dare, I'll roast you and eat you. "

Although the pig nephew was half a head taller than his sixth uncle, it was obvious that he still nodded timidly.

While grinning and touching his injuries, he said with a smile:

"I still followed what you taught me, except that I missed the mark and fell into a mountain stream.
Uncle Six, can you please stop slapping me in the face next time?
I am also a pig with a wife and children, so it would not look good to go back like this.

Our piggy said it last time, uncle, did you get beaten again?
Can you admit it in front of Piggy?

I just gave it a try and told Piggy to stop talking nonsense."

"Is your piggy thirty-six years old? You still can't tell the difference between your father and your uncle."

Uncle Zhu Liu glanced at his nephew. He no longer had to worry about Uncle Liu or Uncle Liu.

After sighing, he said:
"Try your best, I'll try not to slap your pig face
When you go back, you should also check your neighbors. Maybe you are really his uncle, and you may not know."

Just when Uncle Zhu Liu said this, a sound of bells suddenly sounded in the distance.

After hearing the bell, the faces of the two boar spirits became nervous.

The pig nephew broke out in a cold sweat. He turned his head to look in the direction of the bell and said to his sixth uncle:

"Uncle Six, what terrible thing happened?
How many years have I not rung the bell?
Couldn't it be the one who died?
Uncle Liu, do you think that when setting up the banquet, we will be asked to hand over two pigs to our family?

It was your turn last time, but you ran away and let my father go.
He is half braised and half braised."

When he said this, the pig nephew could not help but swallow his saliva.

Uncle Zhu Liu glanced at his nephew with a guilty conscience and said:

"Don't talk about this.
By the way, I remembered that I had something to do.

Pig, you go and take a look first. If you really want to hand over pigs again, you can go to Nanshan Circle, I will handle things there.

Tell me about it."

With that said, Uncle Zhu Liu turned around and turned into a black whirlwind again, galloping towards the south.

After watching his 'sixth uncle' disappear, the pig nephew turned around and transformed into a black whirlwind, speeding away in the direction of the bell.

After watching the two wild boar spirits disappear, I whispered to Lu Sheng lying beside me:
"Lao Lu, is this the monster causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace?
Tell me, how much did you throw in at the beginning?

Not to mention throwing them according to the twelve zodiac signs."

(End of this chapter)