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Chapter 602 Big Gun
Chapter 602 Big Gun
After opening its eyes, the wild boar spirit began to howl crazily, which sounded like the shrill scream of the New Year pig when it was killed before the Chinese New Year.
It screamed and twisted its body wildly, trying to break free from the belt that bound its hands and feet.
As the boar spirit struggled, its waistband began to tighten.
In just a moment, the wild boar spirit's limbs were buckled backwards, and his body fell to the ground tightly, leaving no room for movement.
It seems that if it makes any violent movements again, its limbs will be broken immediately.
This wild boar spirit was not stupid. He immediately stopped struggling when he sensed something was wrong.
While it was breathing heavily, it looked at me and Lu Sheng with some horror, and said:
"My nephew was outside the cave. When he saw that I was not coming out, he immediately called the demon to come over.
By then you two won’t be able to run away even if you want to.
In this way, as long as you two don't hurt me, I will show you a clear path.
Eh? What are you doing?
Monsters can be killed but not humiliated. You can't do this.
I don't like your words."
Before the boar spirit could finish speaking, I was already rummaging around on it.
Hearing the wild boar spirit talk nonsense, I gave it a mouthful with my backhand and said:
"You deserve it too!
My only hobby for pigs is braised in soy sauce.
I just said you are still hiding something."
While I was talking, I had already found an extremely sharp short knife behind the wild boar's waist.
After testing the edge of the dagger, I used the dagger to gently scrape the body of the boar spirit.
The matted pig hair on its body was scraped off, revealing the snow-white pig skin inside.
"It's still a white-striped pig."
While I continued shaving the pig hair, I said to Lu Sheng who was watching the fun beside me:
"Lao Lu, you run a noodle shop.
How to make big meat noodles? There are also fried noodles with diced pork and noodles with pork ribs.”
Lu Sheng squatted beside me with a smile, patted the wild boar's swollen belly, and said:
"The ones you mentioned are just fake, and they are all eaten after a great effort to satisfy the craving.
Those who know how to eat will eat water.
Have you ever eaten kidney flower skin belly noodles?
Add some braised large intestine, fried liver tips and stir-fried pork heart.
Don't use a knife to scrape. You are an amateur. The hair on this pig is too deep. The roots of the hair are stuck in the pig's skin.
Burn with fire.
A higher fire can burn all the hair roots in the hair follicles, then wash them with hot water and then scrape them with a knife. "
After hearing what Lu Sheng and I said, the wild boar spirit had cold sweat on his face.
However, it still pretended not to be afraid of death and didn't care. It stared at the two of us and said:
"You don't have to scare me
Pigs are born to be eaten by humans, so it’s no big deal.
I no longer want to be a pig, do you have the guts to commit suicide?
It just so happens that you two have fulfilled me. I will be a human being in my next life, so don't let me do anything wrong.
What about the kidney belly noodles, stewed large intestine, and fried liver tips? Who are you trying to scare?
You, you don’t have a pot”
When it came to the last half of the sentence, the boar spirit's voice softened.
"I just like pigs with seeds."
I patted the wild boar spirit's pig face with a short knife, and then continued:
"We don't have it, you have it.
What did you say just now? All your wealth is in this cave.
Let me guess
This is your hiding place, and the cave contains the necessities of your life.
There is not only a pot inside, but also oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, right?
Even if you don’t have a pot, I’ll roast you.
Wasn’t your brother-in-law just roasted?
Lao Lu, do you think roasting a live pig will make the bones crispy? "
Lu Sheng chatted beside him with a smile and said: "When you roast a live pig, the skin must be crispy.
Don't let the pig's blood flow. When the pig struggles, the blood will flow faster.
The pig blood will seep into the pig skin and it will be crispy - where does the smell come from?
The pig peed."
Thinking that he was about to be put on the fire, the boar spirit couldn't bear it anymore.
A packet of yellow soup flowed out of his crotch, and he started to cry loudly.
While crying he said:
"Don't eat me
There are more than 300 sows above me, and below me there are sons, grandsons and a bunch of piglets.
There are old people above me and young people below me. If you eat them, you are lacking in great virtue.
No, that's not what I meant.
correct!
Am I sick? I'm a sick pig.
I didn't study well and got a heart disease.
Anyone who eats me will be infected. If word spreads, it will be criticized or not.
Don't eat me - I'll redeem myself! I redeem myself”
When I heard the wild boar talking about self-redemption, Lu Sheng and I looked at each other.
Then Lu Sheng smiled and said to the wild boar spirit:
"You're the only one who has three melons and two dates, and you redeem yourself.
Do you think I haven’t seen it on the market?
I know exactly what is in this world.
There are really good things out there.”
When he said this, Lu Sheng suddenly thought of something.
He was stunned for a moment, then blinked his eyes and continued to say to the boar spirit:
"Tell me first, what kind of treasure can I redeem you from?"
Hearing that there was still hope, the wild boar spirit immediately said:
"A big gun.
A large spear over one foot long, with a dragon's mouth vomiting at the tip, and a red sapling, with twelve anti-hooks hidden inside.
The body of the gun was colorful and had words engraved on it that I couldn't understand.
It was given to me by a Taoist priest from outside when I was a child.
He said that one day, someone would come to pick it up, and he asked me to just give it to him directly.
Later, the Taoist priest disappeared somewhere, and I couldn't use the gun, so I kept hiding here."
When the wild boar spirit mentioned the appearance of a spear, Saint Lu's breathing became a little rapid.
The wild boar spirit finally heard what it said, but couldn't help but interrupt it and said:
“Isn’t the person with the gun here?
Take us there quickly."
While talking, the waistband of the boar spirit's legs suddenly loosened.
However, its hands were still tied tightly behind its back. The wild boar spirit twisted its body and stood up with its head on the ground.
At this time, the wild boar spirit was focused on saving his life and had no other thoughts.
It raised its chin towards the depth of the cave and said:
"My belongings are in there.
I have lived on tenterhooks these past few years, fearing that one day I would be caught and eaten by them.
I just hide my wealth here. Whenever there is any trouble, I will hide here.
Waiting for other pigs to be eaten before I dare to go out
This is really not the life of a pig."
Listening to the chattering of the wild boar spirit, I became curious and said to it:
"Tell me what's going on here?
Didn't we let in twenty-four monsters back then?
How come there are so many?
What kind of family, the pig demon eats whatever it wants."
The wild boar spirit looked at me in surprise and said:
"Sir, you really know everything.
I heard this from the pigs of the elder generation. We monsters were all brought to this world by gods.
There were only twenty or thirty demons at first, but they were really busy if they couldn't be stopped.
When they come, they give birth. I give birth to sons, and sons give birth to grandsons.
There are at least seven or eight nests in a brood, and some monsters have two or three broods in a year.
Later, when there were more demons, they were divided into three, six or nine levels.
We pigs have a bad life, we are the ones doing the work, and we are the food for them."
(End of this chapter)
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