Please come down when it gets dark

Chapter 71
When I saw the corpses constantly floating on the river, I was a little uneasy.

Although he has seen a little bit of the world with Qiu Beidou and Zhuge Zhengqi in the past few days, he has been to the morgue, and he has also fought with Xie Chong.

But when I saw the dead body across the river so suddenly, I still felt chills on my back, and goosebumps popped out all over my body in an instant.

Being so frightened, the feeling of physical discomfort just now disappeared without a trace.

I leaned close to Zhuge Zhengqi's ear, lowered my voice and said:

"Dude, what do these corpses mean? A ceremony to welcome Erlang God"

"Don't talk nonsense, before Guankou Erlang drives, don't say these useless things"

The ugly Taoist immediately stopped me, and then continued:

"Did you see the clothes on the dead body just now?

They are all robes and mandarin jackets, none of them are modern people's clothes.

The youngest ones are estimated to have died hundreds of years ago.
There have been several waves of gods who have come here to look for the forbidden door.

The bodies would not have been found"

Before the ugly Taoist could finish speaking, Yang Jian turned his head and glanced at him, and then he said:
"These resentful corpses were just brought over from other places,
It’s to scare off the mortals who come here.”

After finishing speaking, Erlang Shen turned to Qiu Beidou and said:
"Old Qiu, you fairy prince is a bit interesting.

Give it to me, and let him practice with Juan Zuo and Juan You for two years.

In a few years, judging left and right will become immortals.

At that time, I will let this little doll manage the temple affairs.

As long as he has some talent, I will give him a chance to become a fairy."

I listened to Yang Jian's words at the side, envious, and then shocked again:
Why is it so casual to become a fairy?
It doesn't mean that you need extremely high talent, you also need to have overwhelming luck, and you have to survive the catastrophe in the end.

Nine to nine deaths, zero to one life chance to become a fairy.

In Zhenjun Erlang's mouth, it was as if he randomly arranged someone to enter the company.

Those who really go through the back door have all entered the Nantianmen.
Qiu Beidou smiled slightly, and said to Yang Jian:

"What Erlang Master said, that is the good fortune of the ugly boy.

But you have to wait, at least until my life is over.

I'm just a mortal fetus now, and I'm still counting on the help of the ugly kid."

Before Qiu Beidou finished speaking, he saw several splashes suddenly appear on the surface of the river.

Then the surface of the river seemed to be boiling hot water, with large and small splashes churning endlessly.

“Kids stuff”

Before Yang Jian could speak this time, the skinny man standing behind him—the Xiaotian dog bared his teeth, then raised his head and let out a wolf howl.
There was a long sound of "Woo", as if dozens of grenades had been thrown into the river.

As a series of explosions sounded, the tumbling splashes also disappeared without a trace.

After the last explosion, the surface of the river regained its calm like a mirror.

At this time, the big man in black, Pan Zuo, took a few steps forward and shouted to the river:

"Eight directions, mandrill, listen up!

Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun came to Fantianhe on behalf of Tianxun, please don't disturb me
Offenders!I will be punished by heaven and my soul will fly away! "

Although Juan Zuo is not yet a god, but when these few words were uttered, the air on the river surface became distorted.

After shouting a few words, there were some ripples on the river.

After seeing Lianyi, Juan Zuo turned to Yang Jian and said:

"True Monarch, the river course has been cleared.

Knowing that it is Lord Erlang, the evil spirit has already fled."

I couldn't hold back, leaned into Zhuge Zhengqi's ear, and whispered:
"I thought Erlangshen would lead us into the river as soon as he arrived.

What kind of demon is evil, and the three-pointed two-edged knife shines out.

Cutting melons and chopping vegetables is usually cleaned up, so why do you pay attention first and then fight?

This problem is not good”

The ugly Taoist wanted to cover my mouth, but he was still slow.

"You really think I can't hear you?"

Yang Jian turned his head and glanced at me. Just as he was about to say something more, Qiu Beidou pleaded for me and said:

"Master Erlang, don't be as knowledgeable as an ordinary person.

This little monkey's mouth is too broken, and he can't keep up with his heart. It seems that he spit out without thinking.

The kid surnamed Shen!what do you know.
This is the rule of heaven, do you think it's the same as fighting with you mortals?
Stand far away!

Shut your mouth."

Yang Jian glanced at Qiu Beidou, and said helplessly:
"Old Qiu, why do you think that I have the same knowledge as ordinary people?
That little doll with a broken mouth, you stay here and wait for us to come back"

I agreed, and then blurted out:
"Then what if you don't come back?"

When I said this sentence, I also knew that I was wrong, so I hurriedly made up for it and said:
"I also know that is unlikely. You are the majestic Erlang God, the Jade Emperor is the biggest, and you are the second child—except for that monkey."

"Shut up! Don't mention monkeys!

Say one more word, and I'll know you as well."

Yang Jian glared at me, but he still hesitated, and then said to the skinny man who was baring his teeth at me:
"Xiaotian, you stay here and watch this kid.
I'm afraid that in addition to his mouth being broken, his hands are also cheap, so don't spoil my big business."

Xiaotiangou quit, pointing to the two big men with big arms and round waists, and said:

"Can't you just let them both watch?
I'm more useful than the two brothers, right?
No, no, I have to follow you down."

"You stay here and watch him."

Yang Jian lowered his face, pointed at me and said something to the skinny man, then turned to Qiu Beidou and said:
"Don't waste any more time, please return to the Forbidden Gate, I will give you the credit.

Lao Qiu, you don't have to wait another lifetime, you can go directly to the Heavenly Court."

After speaking, before Fatty Qiu was polite, he walked towards the river first.

The rest of the people followed behind him and walked directly onto the mirror-like river.

As I was stunned, these gods and people disappeared on the river together.
After watching his master disappear, the skinny man rushed over, bared his teeth, stared at me and said:
"Why do you want me to be punished for the mistakes you made?
You little mortal, want me—who! "

The Xiaotian dog who was baring his teeth at me suddenly noticed something, he jumped back violently, faced the air behind him and barked like a dog, and barked wildly.
These few barks made two warm currents flow out of my ears.

I wiped it with my hand, and it bleeds
I covered my ears and was about to call out to the Screaming Dog.

But he jumped up and ran towards the opposite woods.

No matter how much I shouted, I still didn't call back this human-looking Howling Dog
At this time, in the ears that were still buzzing, there was an unidentifiable male or female voice:

"I came with Guankou Erlang—are you also a god?"

(End of this chapter)