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Chapter 83 The price of immortality

After being disturbed by the Yin Division, Bu Liuxian didn't have the mood to continue eating.

After a few polite words with Qiu Beidou and Xiaotiangou, they left the dinner table.

As soon as Bu Liuxian left, Zhuge Zhengqi came back from the mountain.

Although there were only leftovers left, the ugly Taoist didn't dislike it at all.

Sitting in Bu Liuxian's place, he picked up his master's chopsticks and pulled the leftover abalone wings to his side.

I poured tens of thousands of dishes into the soup basin, and then poured a large bowl of rice.

It is also delicious when mixed with rice.

Seeing how delicious he was eating, I gave Zhuge Zhengqi another glass of wine, handed it over and said:
"Brother, eat first, and when you're full, I'll talk about not eating anymore.

After drinking this glass of wine, eating and drinking is called eating."

Zhuge Zhengqi didn't reach out to take the wine, he waved his hand and said:

"I don't drink that stuff, my hot throat delays my meal
What are you not eating?The Yin Division of the Underworld is here? "

After hearing what the ugly Taoist said, I was surprised.

After drinking the glass of wine with his backhand, he said to him:
"Dude, are you eavesdropping at the door?

You didn’t come out until Yinsi and Master Ni left.”

"Is it still eavesdropping? Every time my third uncle comes,

There are yin divisions who come to keep accounts, and the yin divisions are different every time they come.

Some are particularly aggressive, while others are very polite.

Mr. Beidou and Mr. Xiaotian are both here today, no matter how tyrannical Yin Division is, he has to be polite.

Liu Jin, you handed me that bowl of seafood soup, and you were a little choked."

"Every time Yinji comes over? I thought it was the first time today.

Dude, eat slowly, you're rolling your eyes."

I poured another cup of tea and handed it to Zhuge Zhengqi.

Watching him pour the tea down, he let out a long breath before continuing:

"I've been here several times, and your master didn't talk to your third master?
Yes, I have added 30 years to my life, but I don’t know how much I will suffer on the day of my death.”

"Third Master is betting that one day, he will also become a fairy."

While speaking, Zhuge Zhengqi glanced at Qiu Beidou and said:

"Ever since he came to Luoshen Mountain for the first time, he has had this inner demon.

My master originally thought that after a few years of good life, his third brother would let go of this.

But as he lived longer, his inner demons became more and more serious.

For this, he put everything into it for the rest of his life.

Forget it, let's not talk about this, this topic is really not for dinner."

While speaking, Zhuge Zhengqi pushed aside the half bowl of food left over.

He took out a cigarette, lit one and took a puff, then continued:

"My master also involved himself, and helped his third brother revise the Yangshou limit several times.

Now I am also stuck in it. If I can't become a fairy, it will not end well.

Mr. Hokuto"

"How many times have I told you? Bu Liuxian's merits and celestial fate are enough. Whether he can become a fairy in the end depends on his own good luck."

Qiu Beidou also poured himself a glass of wine, and after drinking it down, he continued:

"If you want to protect old man Bu, there are other ways.
Ugly boy, compared to your master, you are more sure of becoming a fairy.

And a few days ago you left your name in front of Zhenjun Erlang,

If there is a chance for him to give you a hand, becoming a fairy is a certainty.

When the time comes, you will become a fairy, even if old man Bu made some mistakes in becoming a fairy.

Protecting yourself from King Yama, you can still do it as a god. "

Originally, I thought it was so difficult to become an immortal and attain the Tao.

That can only be done with the good luck of breaking the sky, as well as the perseverance and the appreciation and promotion of the senior gods in the sky.

But now that he heard Qiu Beidou's words, he suddenly realized that becoming an immortal might not be that difficult.

Year after year of cultivating the Tao, good luck and perseverance are not as easy as the senior gods and masters seeing joy and just grabbing them casually.

Hearing this, I suddenly had an immature idea, and said to Qiu Beidou who was a little drunk:

"Brother, look at me, do I have a chance to become a fairy?
Let's put it this way, if my buddy Zhuge is 90.00% sure of becoming a fairy.

You see how many chances I have?
There must be [-] to [-] percent."

Fatty Qiu turned his face away, gave me a sleepy look, and said:

"Little monkey, your chances of becoming a fairy are negative.
minus [-] percent
You have basically offended all the gods and monkeys you have seen.

Erlangshen and I both suffered greatly because of you.

It's a little god like Doujun Xingguan. Are you saying behind your back that he is a god fooling around in the sky?

Really think he can't hear?That's for my sake, I didn't dare to retaliate against you
Don't talk about gods, you even offended the dog."

Just as Qiu Beidou said this, Xiaotiangou, who had eaten too much and drank too much, suddenly raised his head from the table.

He glanced at a few of us and said:

"Which one of you is so big or small, what kind of dog, dog.
Who is that?you sit still"

While talking, Xiaotiangou actually pulled over two chairs and placed them on both sides of me, and then he actually lay sideways on my lap.

I'm a bit baffled and don't understand what the dog means.

Seeing that I didn't move, Xiaotiangou raised his head, squinted at me, and said:

"Who is that, can you have some good eyesight?
Have you ever had a cat or dog in your home? "

"I"

When I was about to ask him what he meant, Qiu Beidou, who was sitting next to me, couldn't stand it any longer.

Fatty Qiu rubbed his hand on Xiaotiangou's belly, and the skinny man narrowed his eyes in comfort.

Mouth humming:

"That's it, don't stop, scratch
Qiu Beidou, you stinky rascal, don't go down."

I looked straight ahead, who would have thought that this human-looking dog has such a hobby
But no matter what, the matter of Xiaotiangou trying to kill me has finally turned the page.

After sitting and chatting for a while, Qiu Beidou was the first to withdraw from the table and went back to sleep.

Several of us also returned to our respective rooms to rest.

I was still in the room with only one camp bed. After I washed and covered myself with a quilt and lay down,
Xiaotiangou pushed the door and walked in, just when I suspected that he was coming to occupy the room.

This thin, short man actually lay at my feet,

Like a puppy, it circled its body and buried its head under the next door.

Before I could speak, the Xiaotian dog started snoring.
(End of this chapter)