Ordinary people in the world of Uncle Nine
Chapter 105
Chapter 105
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drink!
The four-eyed Daoist took a big step to catch up with the shooting star, jumped up and grabbed the walking corpse's feet and pulled it down. At the same time, he reached out and pulled out the sword he had been carrying all along. There was a sound of the sword, and the four eyes rolled up the sword and tied it. The strips of silk cloth on the corpse were cut off.
"You dare to steal my body, see if I don't turn you into an idiot!"
After retrieving the corpse, the four-eyed Taoist adjusted his glasses and looked at the woman on the tree and said.
He has chased corpses for so many years, and he has never seen anyone who dares to steal his four-eyed Taoist's corpse. If it gets out, won't people laugh out loud?
"ah!!!"
Seeing that the body was taken back by Taoist Master Four Eyes, the woman in white tried to steal it instead, and saw her waving the remaining two knots of silk cloth from the tree and attacking Taoist Four Eyes.
The four-eyed Taoist priest threw away the corpse and fell back, dodging her attack, and then a carp stood up and came forward to wrestle with her, waving a sword.
The two figures turned and moved in the forest, the cloth strip in the woman's hand was cut off by the sword in his hand, and the sword light forced the figure of the woman in white back again and again, and then the four-eyed Taoist kicked the woman's chest in the air Kicked her flying and hit a branch before falling to the ground.
When the four eyes took the opportunity to flick the sword and prepared to continue going up, they saw the woman suddenly soaring into the air, and the clothes burst into the air, and a moment later, a body in rags fell down from above.
This sudden change caused the footsteps of the four-eyed priest to stop, and when he fixed his eyes, he saw that the woman in white was only wearing a thin gauze skirt, and the snow-white skin on her legs was looming under the gauze skirt. Leaning on the ground, he blinked seductively at the four-eyed Taoist Priest Bulling Bulling.
"Wow, you want to seduce me, so you can't watch it!"
The four-eyed Taoist priest held a sword in one hand, and was about to rear his legs while covering his face with the other hand. At this time, the woman who was posing provocatively spit out a breath of smoke from her mouth and floated towards the four-eyed Taoist priest.
I saw that the four-eyed Taoist shuddered all over his body, and then looked at her with blurred eyes, and couldn't help walking towards her. Looking at the four-eyed priest, a smug flash of pride flashed across the woman's face.
"No, no, I can't mess up!"
When he was still a few steps away from the woman, the four-eyed Taoist priest suddenly woke up, shook his head and backed away, and then sat cross-legged on the ground with one hand pinching three clear fingers to resist luck.
"Come on! Mmm!"
Seeing that the four-eyed Taoist priest was able to wake up under her charm, the woman's eyes were a little astonished, and then she saw her increase her strength, and a voice full of seductive hints softly shouted at the four-eyed Taoist priest from her mouth .
There was a slit in the eyes of the four-eyed Taoist priest, just in time to see her blowing kisses towards him, and her heart beat faster, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump. The four-eyed Taoist priest's eyes followed her uncontrollably, and watched her fingers go deeper and deeper, and the four-eyed Taoist priest suddenly swallowed his saliva.
"Baby, here I come!"
He threw away the sword in his hand and hurriedly crawled towards the woman in white.
The words that the four-eyed Taoist priest lost his mind kept being uttered indiscriminately. The woman smiled and caressed his back. Suddenly, the woman's face turned cold, and her jade fingers turned into a furry claw, and then her white and flawless face shrank. Stretching, I saw that her mouth and nose suddenly became longer and sharper, and thick hair appeared on her face. Looking at it at this time, what kind of seductive woman is this, she is simply a vixen!
But the four-eyed Taoist priest did not respond to these things that happened. He was obviously still immersed in the charm performed by the vixen just now. There was a fierce gleam in the vixen's eyes, and the furry claws shone with cold light, and they were about to grab everyone around. When the eyes are long.
Suddenly one hand froze and grasped the falling paw tightly, and saw the four-eyed priest raised his head and looked at the vixen with a smile.
"I only played with you for a while because I saw you were beautiful, but you actually showed your original shape! Bah, bah, bah!"
As he spoke, he flicked her two paws vigorously with both hands, and then tapped his eyes with two fingers, and saw two rays of light on his pair of glasses shooting at the vixen from them.
boom!
Face to face at such a close distance, the vixen didn't even have time to dodge, the light shot at her and knocked her whole body away.
Ah!
The vixen let out a scream, and his body was sent flying and hit the tree trunk before falling to the ground.
Seeing that the four-eyed Taoist priest was going to continue to kill, now that he had exhausted all his housekeeping skills, the vixen knew that he was invincible, so he grabbed the tree trunk with his paws, and quickly fled along the tree trunk.
And the four-eyed Taoist priest unhurriedly hooked the toe, picked up the sword that was thrown on the ground just now, took it in his hand, wiped his finger on the sword, and then threw it vigorously into the air.
Then there was a scream and the sound of a sharp weapon entering her body. The vixen's body fell from the air and hit the ground. There was a bang on her body, and a fox was stuck in the sword of the four-eyed priest.
"So it's a vixen, no wonder it's so coquettish!"
The four-eyed Taoist priest looked at the terribly dead fox, pulled out his big sword, put it back into its sheath, and left it alone. He re-cast the corpse that was stolen here by the vixen to make it walk.
"Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid it!"
.........
Tuk Tuk Tuk…
Not to mention how hard it was for the four-eyed priest to drive away the corpse, Li Mu who was in the room was also looking at the next room with a dazed and hopeless expression.
Master Yixiu started doing his homework at night, knocking on the wooden fish, and reciting Buddhist scriptures, and he never stopped.
This reminded him that the reason why the four-eyed Taoist priest fought with Master Yixiu in the movie at that time was because the monk didn't sleep at night and knocked, and the four-eyed Taoist priest carried a box of small goldfish to kill him and threatened to buy Yixiu. The master's house ended up being defeated, and this led to a fight between the two.
He just thought it was funny when he watched that part in the movie, but after experiencing it himself, he couldn't laugh anymore.
Getting up and walking out of the room, I saw Jia Le leaning on a recliner, and opened my eyes when I heard him coming out.
"Brother, can't you sleep?"
"How can I fall asleep here! Master Xiu won't just read until dawn, right?"
Li Mu was originally a light sleeper, so he couldn't close his eyes at all due to the noise from the next door.
"Hurry up! Master usually ends around this time!"
Jia Le's face was a little embarrassed, he had a good relationship with Master Yixiu, and he seemed to be immune to it from listening to him since he was a child, so he didn't feel the noise, but Li Mu couldn't even sleep well when he came here as a guest , making him a little embarrassed.
Clang, clang...
While talking, there were several deafening chimes from the next door again, which shocked the two of them at the same time!
"ended!"
Both of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. If they continued to read like this next door, Li Mu reckoned that he might put the letter down and run away overnight.
These few chapters are lame, and I know it, but they are not in a good state. I originally wrote a version from the perspective of a vixen, and I deleted it when I thought it was not right.
(End of this chapter)
...
drink!
The four-eyed Daoist took a big step to catch up with the shooting star, jumped up and grabbed the walking corpse's feet and pulled it down. At the same time, he reached out and pulled out the sword he had been carrying all along. There was a sound of the sword, and the four eyes rolled up the sword and tied it. The strips of silk cloth on the corpse were cut off.
"You dare to steal my body, see if I don't turn you into an idiot!"
After retrieving the corpse, the four-eyed Taoist adjusted his glasses and looked at the woman on the tree and said.
He has chased corpses for so many years, and he has never seen anyone who dares to steal his four-eyed Taoist's corpse. If it gets out, won't people laugh out loud?
"ah!!!"
Seeing that the body was taken back by Taoist Master Four Eyes, the woman in white tried to steal it instead, and saw her waving the remaining two knots of silk cloth from the tree and attacking Taoist Four Eyes.
The four-eyed Taoist priest threw away the corpse and fell back, dodging her attack, and then a carp stood up and came forward to wrestle with her, waving a sword.
The two figures turned and moved in the forest, the cloth strip in the woman's hand was cut off by the sword in his hand, and the sword light forced the figure of the woman in white back again and again, and then the four-eyed Taoist kicked the woman's chest in the air Kicked her flying and hit a branch before falling to the ground.
When the four eyes took the opportunity to flick the sword and prepared to continue going up, they saw the woman suddenly soaring into the air, and the clothes burst into the air, and a moment later, a body in rags fell down from above.
This sudden change caused the footsteps of the four-eyed priest to stop, and when he fixed his eyes, he saw that the woman in white was only wearing a thin gauze skirt, and the snow-white skin on her legs was looming under the gauze skirt. Leaning on the ground, he blinked seductively at the four-eyed Taoist Priest Bulling Bulling.
"Wow, you want to seduce me, so you can't watch it!"
The four-eyed Taoist priest held a sword in one hand, and was about to rear his legs while covering his face with the other hand. At this time, the woman who was posing provocatively spit out a breath of smoke from her mouth and floated towards the four-eyed Taoist priest.
I saw that the four-eyed Taoist shuddered all over his body, and then looked at her with blurred eyes, and couldn't help walking towards her. Looking at the four-eyed priest, a smug flash of pride flashed across the woman's face.
"No, no, I can't mess up!"
When he was still a few steps away from the woman, the four-eyed Taoist priest suddenly woke up, shook his head and backed away, and then sat cross-legged on the ground with one hand pinching three clear fingers to resist luck.
"Come on! Mmm!"
Seeing that the four-eyed Taoist priest was able to wake up under her charm, the woman's eyes were a little astonished, and then she saw her increase her strength, and a voice full of seductive hints softly shouted at the four-eyed Taoist priest from her mouth .
There was a slit in the eyes of the four-eyed Taoist priest, just in time to see her blowing kisses towards him, and her heart beat faster, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump. The four-eyed Taoist priest's eyes followed her uncontrollably, and watched her fingers go deeper and deeper, and the four-eyed Taoist priest suddenly swallowed his saliva.
"Baby, here I come!"
He threw away the sword in his hand and hurriedly crawled towards the woman in white.
The words that the four-eyed Taoist priest lost his mind kept being uttered indiscriminately. The woman smiled and caressed his back. Suddenly, the woman's face turned cold, and her jade fingers turned into a furry claw, and then her white and flawless face shrank. Stretching, I saw that her mouth and nose suddenly became longer and sharper, and thick hair appeared on her face. Looking at it at this time, what kind of seductive woman is this, she is simply a vixen!
But the four-eyed Taoist priest did not respond to these things that happened. He was obviously still immersed in the charm performed by the vixen just now. There was a fierce gleam in the vixen's eyes, and the furry claws shone with cold light, and they were about to grab everyone around. When the eyes are long.
Suddenly one hand froze and grasped the falling paw tightly, and saw the four-eyed priest raised his head and looked at the vixen with a smile.
"I only played with you for a while because I saw you were beautiful, but you actually showed your original shape! Bah, bah, bah!"
As he spoke, he flicked her two paws vigorously with both hands, and then tapped his eyes with two fingers, and saw two rays of light on his pair of glasses shooting at the vixen from them.
boom!
Face to face at such a close distance, the vixen didn't even have time to dodge, the light shot at her and knocked her whole body away.
Ah!
The vixen let out a scream, and his body was sent flying and hit the tree trunk before falling to the ground.
Seeing that the four-eyed Taoist priest was going to continue to kill, now that he had exhausted all his housekeeping skills, the vixen knew that he was invincible, so he grabbed the tree trunk with his paws, and quickly fled along the tree trunk.
And the four-eyed Taoist priest unhurriedly hooked the toe, picked up the sword that was thrown on the ground just now, took it in his hand, wiped his finger on the sword, and then threw it vigorously into the air.
Then there was a scream and the sound of a sharp weapon entering her body. The vixen's body fell from the air and hit the ground. There was a bang on her body, and a fox was stuck in the sword of the four-eyed priest.
"So it's a vixen, no wonder it's so coquettish!"
The four-eyed Taoist priest looked at the terribly dead fox, pulled out his big sword, put it back into its sheath, and left it alone. He re-cast the corpse that was stolen here by the vixen to make it walk.
"Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid it!"
.........
Tuk Tuk Tuk…
Not to mention how hard it was for the four-eyed priest to drive away the corpse, Li Mu who was in the room was also looking at the next room with a dazed and hopeless expression.
Master Yixiu started doing his homework at night, knocking on the wooden fish, and reciting Buddhist scriptures, and he never stopped.
This reminded him that the reason why the four-eyed Taoist priest fought with Master Yixiu in the movie at that time was because the monk didn't sleep at night and knocked, and the four-eyed Taoist priest carried a box of small goldfish to kill him and threatened to buy Yixiu. The master's house ended up being defeated, and this led to a fight between the two.
He just thought it was funny when he watched that part in the movie, but after experiencing it himself, he couldn't laugh anymore.
Getting up and walking out of the room, I saw Jia Le leaning on a recliner, and opened my eyes when I heard him coming out.
"Brother, can't you sleep?"
"How can I fall asleep here! Master Xiu won't just read until dawn, right?"
Li Mu was originally a light sleeper, so he couldn't close his eyes at all due to the noise from the next door.
"Hurry up! Master usually ends around this time!"
Jia Le's face was a little embarrassed, he had a good relationship with Master Yixiu, and he seemed to be immune to it from listening to him since he was a child, so he didn't feel the noise, but Li Mu couldn't even sleep well when he came here as a guest , making him a little embarrassed.
Clang, clang...
While talking, there were several deafening chimes from the next door again, which shocked the two of them at the same time!
"ended!"
Both of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. If they continued to read like this next door, Li Mu reckoned that he might put the letter down and run away overnight.
These few chapters are lame, and I know it, but they are not in a good state. I originally wrote a version from the perspective of a vixen, and I deleted it when I thought it was not right.
(End of this chapter)
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