Ordinary people in the world of Uncle Nine

Chapter 23 People scare ghosts: You are bigger than me!

Jingle bell~
Li Muzhuang rang the bell solemnly, and the clear ringing sounded from near to far.

Now he was going to prepare to negotiate with ghosts. He kept in mind Uncle Jiu's words that people were three percent afraid of ghosts, and ghosts were seven percent afraid of people.

Brother Niu was sitting cross-legged on the ground after Li Mu took off his shirt, because he didn't know which family's grave he dug, and he didn't have time to look for it now, so he simply used the connection between him and the ghost as a guide.

Draw a golden talisman and an exorcism talisman on his back and chest respectively, and then tie a red string to his finger, and the other end was thrown by Li Mu with all his strength, and was thrown out with the wind.

"No matter what you hear later, don't open your eyes and don't respond, do you understand?"

After Li Mu explained to him, he began to practice.

Li Mu picked up three sticks of incense and lit them with a candle, and then turned the incense with his hands together in mudra and inserted it into the incense burner.

"Yan Wang sits in charge, and the little ghost leads the way."

"Yao Yao is dark, the heaven and the earth co-exist, the qi is formed when it is scattered, and the shape is formed when it is gathered. The king of Hades sits in the town, and the little ghost leads the way. Urgent as a law, order!"

I saw Li Mu's face was serious, and his figure was walking quickly in front of the altar.

Stepping on the seven-dou Kuigang step, pinching the lotus seal with the hand.

Recite the mantra of Tongyou, and as the mantra is recited, an invisible air current around Li Mu's body sweeps away the fragrant mist floating on the fever.

And the red rope tied to Niudi's body suddenly tightened, as if someone was crawling along the red rope from the opposite side, and there were many voices whispering in his ear.

Feeling the movement of his fingers, Brother Niu looked flustered, as if he couldn't do it.

"Don't move, the more afraid you are, the more arrogant he will be."

Li Mu sensed his panic and immediately stabilized him.

At this moment, a thin, fleshless male ghost appeared in front of the altar, looking at Li Mu with some horror in his eyes.

He had just died a few days ago, before he came to rush to reincarnate, he was dug up by the cowboy, and he was so angry that he got on the body of the cow brother, but was beaten and flew out by Li Mu, so Li Mu was still a little scared.

"Who is coming?"

"Wang Gui."

The male ghost replied nonuo.

At this time, Li Mu looked like a judge in a case against the backdrop of the altar.

Wang Gui is just a newcomer and doesn't have much ability, so he was naturally bluffed by Li Mu's behavior.

"What grudge do you have with him?"

Speaking of this, Wang Gui looked at Li Mu with grievances.

"He dug my grave, scolded me for being poor, and peed in my grave. I just beat him up and then I was beaten away..."

Li Mu didn't expect it to be this unfolding, this male ghost is not fierce at all, even a little pathetic.

But maybe it's the same as Li Mu's attitude, because you have to be vicious towards ghosts, otherwise the ghosts will see you as a bully and follow you back, and there will be chaos.

"People have their way, ghosts have their way, if you continue to entangle, it's not good for you or him, let him repair the tomb for you, and prepare a table of sacrifices for you, you can use it to reincarnate !"

When negotiating with a ghost, you must not let the ghost raise conditions, as this will make you appear weak.

Ghosts will be greedy and insatiable!

So Li Mu didn't give the ghost more time to think about it.

"You have finished all the words, so what you say is what you say."

"Ok?"

"Just do what the priest says!"

When Wang Gui saw Li Mu's displeasure, he immediately agreed.

With Li Mu's permission, Wang Gui disappeared in a flash.

Li Mu put away the red rope, and said to Brother Niu: "This time the matter is settled, and be careful in the future!"

"Yes, yes, thank you, Daoist!"

With a relieved look on his face, Brother Niu thanked Li Mu repeatedly.

"By the way, you are going to repair the grave tomorrow morning, buy more sacrifices, and burn more paper money. You must be sincere, otherwise people will come to you if they don't receive the money after they go down. When the time comes I can't help you anymore."

Li Mu didn't have a good impression of him, but he still had to tell the matter clearly. A Niu, who had been in the house all the time, saw that it was over, and came out of the house.

"Daoist Li Mu, thank you! You are really amazing, and you are worthy of being Uncle Jiu's apprentice!"

A Niu, who is not good at words, also worked hard for his younger brother, shaking out all the compliments he knew.

"Okay, stop boasting, be optimistic about your brother in the future, and stop causing trouble."

After packing up his things, Li Mu left Shuixi Village. He passed a banana forest on the way and couldn't help but take a second look, but he didn't pay much attention.

Because he remembered that the plot of Banana Girl Ghost was not Mr. Zombie's. Although it was played by Uncle Nine, the characters in it were different, so he didn't think it would be such a coincidence that it was this one.

Back at Yizhuang, Wen Cai, who had been waiting for a long time, greeted him.

"How about it?"

"It's done!"

Li Mu couldn't help smiling proudly. This was the first time he had shot since he practiced. Although the opponent was relatively weak, he wasn't strong either!
Li Mu reckoned that if Uncle Jiu was a first-rate master, then his current level would be low but fast. He felt that the Qi in his body was running very smoothly when he cast the spell today, and he didn't lose the chain.

"You can exorcise evil spirits..."

Seeing Li Mu's relaxed face, Wencai couldn't help feeling a little ashamed when he thought that he had made no progress, but he couldn't help it. Daozang was like a heavenly book in his eyes, and the two didn't know each other!
On the third day, A Niu brought Brother Niu to Yizhuang again and gave Li Mu a small bag.

I opened it and saw that there were a few copper plates inside, and I smiled and didn't refuse.

"Has the grave been repaired?"

"Fixed, thank you!"

"No, you gave me the money!"

Li Mu picked up the money bag and shook it, indicating that the money and goods should be cleared.

After giving the money to Li Mu, the two brothers bid farewell to Li Mu and left Yizhuang.

After the two left Yizhuang, they came to the town. A Niu went to buy some supplies, and when Niu entered Renjia Town, he saw his old friends waving at him, so he told A Niu.

"Brother, I'll go for a while and I'll be back soon. You go shopping first."

"Seldom interact with them, they are not good people,"

A Niu followed Brother Niu's line of sight, and saw two bums squatting in the corner, and couldn't help being a little angry.

But Brother Niu didn't care, and now in broad daylight, he wouldn't do anything, just get together with these friends.

"understood."

Brother Niu left a word and walked up to meet the two bums.

"Hu Peng, Gou You, what are you doing here?"

"Wait for you, I heard that you have fallen into evil, brother, don't you care about you?"

"Go to hell."

As soon as they met, the three became acquainted, and then Gou You said mysteriously.

"By the way, do you know what day it is today?"

Hu Peng and Niu Di looked at each other and shook their heads, then asked curiously.

"What day?"

"I heard people say that today is the eclipse of the moon!"

"and then?"

The two were puzzled, so they saw Gou You laughing.

"I don't understand. I heard people say that on today's day, as long as you dress up as a groom and enter the plantain forest, prepare candles and red strings, find a budding plantain tree and tie it to your toes, and the plantain spirit will come." Have a tryst with you."

"That's okay too?"

Hu Peng asked curiously.

"Of course, I heard that this plantain essence is what you think of her, and she will become what she is. It's enjoyable!"

Brother Niu didn't sound right, it was almost the same as when Li Mu cast a spell on him that night, when he thought of that night, he couldn't help shivering.

"You don't want to do that, do you?"

"Hey, what, are you scared?"

Seeing Brother Niu's expression, Gouyou rolled his eyes and deliberately teased him.

Young people have a good face, especially in front of friends, although Niu was afraid, he still bluffed.

"Afraid? My brother has even seen ghosts, would he be afraid of a plantain spirit?"

"I just think these are just other people's silly stories."

"In that case, shall we make a bet?"

"What are you gambling?"

"Isn't there a plantain grove outside your village? Tonight, you go there. If there is no plantain essence, you will give me a big ocean! Or vice versa, how about it?"

"Of course, if you're scared, you don't have to gamble!"

Seeing Brother Niu hesitated, Gou You added a sentence.

Brother Niu was held back at this time, he didn't want to lose face in front of these people, so he gritted his teeth and agreed.

At night, Wencai sat in the yard looking up at the moon, and suddenly shouted, "Wow, the dog eats the moon!"

Li Mu immediately ran out of the house to look at the moon when he heard it.

"Wen Cai, do you know what is the most common food for Tiangou?"

"what?"

"Ghost! The dog eats the moon, the yin prospers and the yang declines. All the ghosts illuminated by the moonlight tonight will become very fierce..."

　It's a bit embarrassing

　　
　
(End of this chapter)