Ordinary people in the world of Uncle Nine

Chapter 271

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"So nice to talk about?"

Mao Shanming looked at the ghost in front of him in surprise, his attitude towards her was somewhat unpredictable.

"People live in Yang's house, and ghosts live in Yin Cao. Miss, why do you want to mess with Yin and Yang in Yang's house?"

Feeling that this ghost is not unreasonable, Mao Shanming tentatively asked him questions, holding the bell with one hand behind his back for emergencies.

"I messed up yin and yang? They messed up the latitude and longitude first. He built his house on top of our cemetery and was pressed by them every day. Do you think he would feel comfortable?"

The female ghost was a little angry when she heard Mao Shanming's words, and stepped forward to question him with displeasure.

"Miss, if you are uncomfortable alone, you can't make the whole family feel uncomfortable. This is a bit too much!"

Seeing the female ghost's movements, Mao Shanming's heart skipped a beat, and he took a few steps back before he dared to speak.

"It's not just me who feels uncomfortable, but also my grandpa, grandma, my father, my mother, my younger brother, and..."

"Enough is enough, don't say any more!!!"

As the female ghost's words fell, the ghost gradually appearing beside her made Mao Shanming's scalp tingle suddenly. Sensing that there was still a relationship to be mentioned behind her, Mao Shanming quickly stopped.

Then I counted the ghosts around the female ghost, and she counted all the ghosts, and she was only four, and two were missing, so I turned my eyes to look around the room, and then felt a slight chill behind me, and I couldn't help but turn my head to look, The ghosts of the female ghost's parents stood silently behind him.

"Kang Dang!" "Oh my god!"

Mao Shanming was so frightened by the two ghosts behind him that the rattle he was holding loosened and fell to the ground, and then he was kicked by his feet until it made a very uncomfortable sound for the ghosts.

"Ahhhh!!!"

"Sorry, sorry! I didn't mean to!"

Mao Shanming was a little at a loss by the situation in front of him. If there was only one female ghost, he might not be so flustered, but now with the female ghost, there are six ghosts, two fists are hard to beat four hands, not to mention there are more than one With four hands, he apologized to the ghosts and picked up the rattle. Who would have thought that because he was flustered and his hands were shaking, the rattle would keep ringing when he held it in his hand, and the ghosts would be shocked by the ringing of the bell? Tortured, covering his head and screaming.

Seeing this, Mao Shanming quickly threw the rattle back, and spread his hands to them to show that he had no malice.

But at this time, the balance between him and the ghosts has been tilted, even if he apologizes humbly, it will not help.

The ghosts of this family immediately showed their original shape, clawing at him with claws and claws, Mao Shanming dodged from side to side and struggled to avoid their attacks.

"It's really unreasonable. Human beings are good enough to be bullied by ghosts. If a tiger doesn't show its threat, it will treat me as a sick cat?"

Mao Shanming broke free from the grip of the female ghost's father, jumped to the side, opened the distance, looked at the ghosts and said indignantly, and reached into his satchel and took out a gossip mirror, concentratedly squeezed his sword fingers to draw a few times on it, and then Shoot at the ghost that is swooping towards him.

"Screw you!"

I saw that the gossip mirror shone on the ghost and immediately gave off a red light, which sent the ghost flying back.

"I block, I block, I block left and right, block up and down, hehe, I like to see how you are not convinced and have nothing to do with me."

Mao Shanming held the left, right, up and down bars of the gossip mirror in front of him, and these ghosts were all blocked by him. Seeing this situation, he proudly sang songs and danced in front of them.

As the saying goes, a proud soldier is bound to be defeated, and a proud soldier is bound to forget his form. He doesn't know if the gossip mirror in Mao Shanming's hand has not been maintained at ordinary times, and it has become unglued under his large shaking.

The mirror body continued to fly out in a parabola, but Mao Shanming didn't notice it and twisted his buttocks with his back to the female ghost's family.

"ah!!!"

He didn't see that the degumming of the gossip mirror didn't mean the female ghost and they couldn't see it, so he took this opportunity and the female ghost's family rushed towards Mao Shanming with all their teeth and claws. Ghost, it's just that the picture he expected didn't appear this time, so he looked at the gossip mirror in his hand in astonishment, only to find that there was no gossip mirror on it, only a bare supporting board was left.

"Mom!"

Seeing the ghosts approaching immediately, Mao Shanming was so frightened that he threw the pallet in his hand towards the ghosts, and then tried to escape, but at this time he was surrounded by a crowd and had no way to escape, so he was caught by the female ghost. The ghost's father grabbed his neck and shook it.

With a bang, Mao Shanming was thrown flying and hit a chair, which was instantly torn apart.

"Hiss~ wow, it hurts!"

The pain in his body made Mao Shanming sit up with a grim expression. Seeing that the female ghost's family was about to rush up again, he quickly opened Dabao's oiled paper umbrella.

"Come out and help!"

As soon as the words fell, Dabao appeared from under the paper umbrella, and because of Dabao's appearance, the female ghost's family stopped and forced to come forward.

"Hello miss!"

Dabao greeted the female ghost, and the female ghost also returned the salute to him, and then he continued to greet the female ghost's grandparents, who also returned the salute to him.

"It's so good to talk!"

"one left!"

Following the direction Mao Shanming pointed, Dabao saw the female ghost's father striding towards them.

"Hello, Uncle!"

Seeing this, Dabao went up to greet him again, but this time it was different from before, Xiaobao was immediately sent flying back by him.

What Mao Shanming didn't know was that the rattle he threw away just now happened to hit the female ghost's father on the head, so among the ghosts of this family, he was the one who hated Mao Shanming the most.

But now even with the addition of Dabao, Mao Shanming is no match for these ghosts, and he has no time to rummage for magical artifacts, and the ones who are kicked out run around in the hall.

"Ahhhh!!!"

It's just that he was caught by the ghost father without paying attention, and was thrown again and flew towards the closed door. With a loud bang, the door was smashed open by him and fell to the ground.

Immediately afterwards, Dabao was also thrown out by them like trash, and the Tan family who were still waiting in the courtyard outside the door for Mao Shanming to exorcise evil spirits saw this situation, and immediately retreated from the courtyard in fright.

"Run!"

Seeing that the ghost in the house was about to speak out, Mao Shanming hurriedly picked up the paper umbrella on the ground, and quickly left under the push of Dabao. Before leaving, he did not forget to shout to Boss Tan's family.

"Boss Tan, I've run out of good things to say, your family is really ignorant, I can't help you!"

Mao Shanming's figure disappeared without a trace in an instant when the Tan family was tense, leaving only a messy courtyard and the Tan family in a daze.

"Ho ho ho~ I'm exhausted!"

In a small pavilion in the village, Mao Shanming, who was pushed here by Dabao, suddenly sat on the ground panting.

"Uncle Ming, what should we do now?"

Dabao looked at Mao Shanming, who had just recovered from his breath, and asked, the first job he just took was like this, and it might be difficult to take the next job.

"We can't stay in this village anymore. Fortunately, we have gained a lot this time... Eh... where's the banknote?"

Mao Shanming wiped off his sweat, thinking that today's job was ruined, and it must soon spread to the whole village. They don't even want to work here, but it's okay, they used Xiaobao to cheat five hundred oceans. , It’s enough for them to use it for a long time, but when Mao Shanming touched the bag where the bank notes were placed, the smile on his face froze suddenly, and he quickly opened the bag to check. trace.

(End of this chapter)