Resist the world, but I spread the curse

when!
It was a loud and dull bell, coming from afar, with a rich tone that persisted for a long time, and its source was unknown.

Lao Ba raised his head and looked into the distance, curiously putting down the building blocks he was putting together. Although the building blocks were made up of regular shapes, the patterns Lin Ling pieced together were always random, unruly, and neither neatly matched. There is no trace to be found, it is unexpected, but such a pattern always gives people an indescribable sense of coordination.

Squeak!Boom!

There was a heavy slamming sound in the room next door, and the metal door banged loudly on the door frame. The shock was transmitted from the next door to his room, and even his door made a "crack" sound.

Every time he heard this sound, Lao Ba felt that the door had become brittle, so he flew up in the air, kicked hard on the door panel, and then landed calmly on the ground, feeling the numbness in his feet and muttering to himself. One sentence: "It seems that my feet are more fragile."

The sound of the door being kicked was an alarm clock, a school bell. Immediately after the door was closed, an old man's gloomy voice came from the next door, calling to him: "Lao Ba, Lao Ba, I am Lao Wang. Please answer."

It took Lao Ba eight months to tame Lao Wang next door. As long as he flew up and kicked the door with a muffled sound, the other party would respond in this way.

"Okay Lao Wang, what important secrets have you collected today." Lao Ba could still hear the regular muffled ringing of the bell outside, which made his whole room shake and tremble, and he was the only one who could stabilize the situation. The person who makes the world tremble is his innate talent.

"What a good guy, Lao Ba, don't tell me, I actually found important information in the enemy's library today." Lao Wang said hoarsely with excitement in his gloomy voice, "His grandma, I found out They are actually doing secret research, and this research is quite powerful, and they have developed a civilization that we usually don’t notice.”

"Fuck, that sounds awesome." Lao Ba picked up the mirror with one hand and looked at his shaking image in the mirror, which looked like a mirror image in turbulent water. He showed a shocked expression, his eyes widened, and he pronounced each word with his mouth. The method was clearly done, and people could see it. Even if he didn't make a sound, they could still read what he said from the shape of his mouth, "What is that thing?"

"They are studying magic..." Lao Wang smiled sadly, "Studying the potential energy of the human body and learning to use it!"

"There's more, there's more!?" The person in the mirror looked impatient, with an anxious look on his face.

"And..." Lao Wang continued, "I heard that this magic research has been going on since ancient times. People who have this strange energy in their bodies and know how to use it to do things call themselves mages. The book I read The confidential document records a strange person named Harry Potter among the wizards."

"How strange is that?"

"They said he was under a spell that would kill people on the spot, and guess what, he didn't die!"

"Damn it, Voldemort must have been scared to death by that four-eyed boy."

"That's not true." Lao Wang said matter-of-factly, "He was so anxious that he was always asking people to kill the four-eyed guy, but he failed and ended up risking his own life. "

"This secret is so awesome. When I heard it, I felt that this matter is really serious. If I report this matter to my superiors, hiss...Old Wang, you are not allowed to be promoted to the third level in a row!?"

Lao Wang's proud laughter came from the next door. He said very modestly: "Hey, it's a small matter. Compared with the information about Doraemon I found last time, it is still inferior. The main reason is that the white ghosts dispatched by the enemy this time There are too many, and there are even green piebald horses to help. I have never outrun them, otherwise I will have to look at the confidential documents in their database."

"Yes, that Doraemon is amazing. Harry Potter must have asked it for help." Lao Ba seemed to have remembered something and spoke with emotion.

"Yes, once the four-eyed boy went into the water to save Shizuka, Doraemon helped him, otherwise he would have drowned in the Goblet of Fire." Lao Wang said sadly.

"This cup is really big." Lao Ba sighed with emotion when he heard this.

"Yes, you can also raise fish." "Can you raise that black flounder?" Lao Ba was curious.

Lao Wang responded: "That fish you are talking about? Hahaha, not only that, you can even raise Godzilla."

"Why, there is a nuclear power plant there too?" Lao Ba looked interested. His eyes were staring at the mirror, as if he was talking to the mirror.

"Nuclear power plant?" Lao Wang clicked his tongue and said, "Do you still remember the fat man back then? Yes, he was one of the children born to the blue butt. I remember he was the eldest, right?"

"Why do I remember that the skinny guy is the eldest child in the family?" Lao Ba obviously knew that too. He nodded, "You have a bad memory, so you must have misremembered. I even hugged him. Their family is very enthusiastic."

"Ah, isn't that right? Why is he a thin man?" Lao Wang was surprised.

"The eldest son inherited the family business, and the thin boy is the only one left in the family." Lao Ba explained.

"It seems so." Lao Wang groaned in confusion, "Then the youngest in their family is the little boy. I remember correctly, he was the one who ran away from home first."

"Yes, I am shining brightly overseas." Lao Ba said with a smile, and then sighed, "It's just that stars come from youth and disappear in a flash."

"Well, their family is enthusiastic, but they are also quite rebellious. Of course, it is understandable. No matter how adults in the family don't like their children to get too close to the priest, right?" Lao Wang let out a long sigh.

dong dong dong...

Just when the two wanted to continue chatting in depth, Lao Ba heard someone knocking on the door. He frowned and shouted: "Damn it, you didn't sleep in the middle of the night. Do you have any sense of public morality? Why did you knock on the door!"

Hearing this, Lao Wang next door said seriously: "Don't open the door, old man. Those white ghosts and green-spotted Matt are not qualified. I asked them for my room key before, and they asked why. I told him why should you take my room key?" Yes, of course I keep it myself?

But when I go there, these guys don’t even give it to me!
These second landlords are so unprofessional. I probably rented this house, but they didn't even give me the key. "

"Hey, don't say that, they are in charge of the food after all." Lao Ba comforted, and then smiled, "But it is indeed too much, but don't worry, I told Awu upstairs about this matter, and he said it must be You must teach them a lesson for us, as you know, although Ah Wu has many bad habits, he is still honest."

"No, he always stands up for me." Lao Wang agreed, "Oh, by the way, why haven't I met him recently?"

Lao Ba pushed the bed against the door and said, "He went to play in the escape room. He said he wanted to exercise his temper. Now he should be in the dirt thinking about how to get out."

"His temperament really needs to be polished." Lao Wang suddenly realized.

Bang bang bang!
The knock on the door became louder, and at the same time an angry roar came from outside the house: "No. [-], since you know it's midnight, why don't you go to bed!? The old Wang next door couldn't sleep for several days because of you, and now he can't sleep Hospitalized for myocardial infarction!

Your voice changes all by yourself, why are you talking to yourself! ? "