Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch rectified the soldiers and horses, and the number of people checked was not too many and the total was [-].Some old, weak, sick and disabled were also eliminated, and a total of [-] was collected, which was barely considered a strong brigade.From nowhere, Liu Jianxun brought in an old man and a young man. The old man was called Zhu Kaihong, who was forty to five years old, and was an uncle.The younger one is Zhu Linzong, who is nineteen years old and is a nephew.The father and the son are capable of lifting a tripod, and both have the courage that is unworthy of husbands.My ancestors were originally born in martial arts, but now the country employs people, and they just want to come out to make a living.The little eunuch was overjoyed, and took it under his account as the deputy general.Yang Guangya, Xu Huanzhang, Niu Songshan, Lu Jitai from Lingnan, Xiao Tianlei from southern Fujian, He Laowu from Xiangxi, Chi Fatang from southern Jiangxi, Mao Xingwang from Ezhou, etc. all came to join us. Treat him as a lieutenant general, and he will be promoted if he has meritorious service in the future.

The little eunuch is a good soldier, full of ambition, and will go to battle in the coming day, and he will fight against all the rebellious kings.One day when I was talking in the camp, suddenly Hu Sanyan said:

"Brother sends troops, you need to choose a vanguard."

The little eunuch nodded and said yes, he wanted Liu Jianxun to be the vanguard, but after Hu San's reminder, he realized that there is an unwritten law in the army, if you want to obey people, you must first obey military force.No matter how high your position is, if you are good at martial arts, if you are not good at it, you will not be able to convince others. Since you cannot convince others, you will naturally not be able to lead troops to fight.

It was Marshal Yuan who promoted the account and ordered the generals to propose the selection of vanguards. Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay. They felt that they were not humble when they reported themselves, and they felt unconvinced when they reported to others, and they froze all of a sudden.The little eunuch laughed and said:

"Don't make trouble, I have a perfect way, let's compete in martial arts in the future! Who is the hero and who is the hero, male or female, let's see you on the school field. There is only one thing, this is a martial arts competition, not a fight. Let's stop here. Don’t force it, your own people can’t hurt your own people, it’s just a joke if it spreads.”

The generals were ordered to choose a day to compete.

In the first round, lifting the tripod is a laborious task, and it doesn't require full brute force from everyone. In addition, the tripod is not very heavy, so all the generals can easily pass.In the second round, archery, it is customary to practice arrows first when practicing martial arts, and practicing arrows is equivalent to having an extra hand.After the three arrows, there were advantages and disadvantages, and the last two were eliminated.The third round is the real kung fu. In the martial arts competition, the real knives and guns are played. If there is a little carelessness, it is not uncommon to accidentally injure people's lives.But Marshal Pan had his orders first, and no one dared to use deceitful tricks or make petty tricks.

The young general Zhu Linzong, showing off his strength, won three battles in a row, and he saw that he had obtained the pioneer seal.Unexpectedly, there were still people who refused to accept, Mao Xingwang urged the horse to go forward, and the two fought together.After one hundred rounds, there was still no victory or defeat. At this moment, thunder suddenly broke out, clouds were dense, dust was flying, and it looked like the mountain rain was about to come. Marshal Pan ordered the contest to stop.

All the generals whispered behind their backs: "Today, when we show up on the school field, everyone has different skills, some are high and some are low, but it's no problem to go into battle."There was only one person who didn't show his skills, and that person was Marshal Pan You'an.It stands to reason that it is difficult for a general to be in command without special skills.The marshal didn't take action, so he didn't know his true face in Lushan.I heard that Marshal was once a eunuch, and although he had some hairy beards on his mouth, he was not a real man after all, even if he had some skills, he might not be much stronger.

The words of the generals reached the ears of the little eunuch, who smiled slightly and ignored them.

In the early morning of the next day, the little eunuch wore a helmet and armor, and was fully armed, with a quiver on his back and a bow, a Vajra sword on his waist, a long spear in his hand, and a white horse.The little eunuch hit the horse like flying, fired ten arrows in a row, and the arrow hit the bull's-eye, everyone cheered.Someone erected ten wooden stakes in the field, all of which were as thick as the mouth of a bowl.The little eunuch unleashed his supernatural power, and the vajra sword struck, and the ten wooden stakes were chopped off at the waist with a swipe, and everyone cheered again.The little eunuch put the sword back into its sheath and took out the long spear, the horse's hooves clicked, and everyone held their breath. In the blink of an eye, ten wooden stakes were hooked away one by one, and everyone cheered again.

The little eunuch didn't change his face, didn't take a long breath, and smiled slightly: "Which general wants to go with me?"

Zhu Linzong came out in response, originally it was agreed that today was the day of the martial arts competition, so his outfit had already been prepared.Zhu Linzong clasped his hammers between his elbows, clasped his fists together, and said:

"The Marshal invites you!"

The little eunuch said: "A martial arts field is like a battlefield. You must not be polite. General Zhu, please make moves."

Zhu Linzong is powerful and the hammer is heavy. He also wants to find some advantages from the Marshal, so that the Marshal can't be underestimated in the future.Zhu Linzong swung the sledgehammer, and hit the little eunuch three times. The little eunuch calmly tapped lightly, and the hammer went empty.But all generals who rely on their strength to eat are always not sensitive enough.The same is true for Zhu Linzong, the double hammer was too strong, and was pushed away by the little eunuch. Before Zhu Linzong could take back the hammer, the little eunuch's spear head had already penetrated into his belly, and the hook hooked Zhu Linzong's belt, and with a light tug, Zhu Linzong Zong Gun fell off his horse.

Someone counted the number of people, but the whole process was not as good as the two.

The crowd burst into cheers again.

Zhu Linzong's face was flushed, he got up from the ground angrily, and shouted, "Marshal is quick, I didn't see clearly, this time it doesn't count!"

The little eunuch waved and said, "General Zhu, get up and mount your horse to fight again."

Zhu Linzong got on the horse, this time he had a long memory, and he didn't give the little eunuch any space.The two hammers whirled to generate wind, one hammer forward and one hammer behind, hitting the head of a person upward and the head of a horse downward.The little eunuch seemed to be strolling in the courtyard, allowing Zhu Linzong to fight with the bullfight instead of fighting him seriously.Either push it away gently, or dodge and dodge.After Shihe, Zhu Linzong was already sweating profusely and panting like a cow.Zhu Linzong knew that the Marshal used the strategy of exhausting his troops, if he continued to fight like this, he would die of exhaustion.Marshal Fang used [-]% of his power, but he used [-]% of it.Zhu Linzong's brave general is not a reckless general. When he has to admit defeat, he will admit defeat, so he threw the double hammer, got off his horse and kowtowed to the ground and said:

"The marshal is a heavenly man, the young general is not as good as the marshal, I am ashamed, I am amazed."

The little eunuch also got off his horse, put his hands up and said: "The general is not a general talent, it's just that there are some places that are not as good as he needs to be."

Afterwards, Zhu Linzong asked for advice, and the little eunuch said: "Contestants must not be impatient, and keep a calm mind. Of course it is better to swallow it in one gulp. If you can't swallow it in one gulp, you can slowly find the opponent's flaws. The battlefield is not necessarily all about martial arts. Sometimes brains are more important than martial arts."

Zhu Linzong suddenly realized, and since then his martial arts have improved day by day.This is something to say later, I will not mention it.

The little eunuch flew on the horse again, and Lang called out: "Which general is here to teach you?"

All the generals knew that they were not opponents, and who wanted to humiliate themselves, so they said one after another:

"Marshal is comparable to Zhao Zilong, I dare not look back."

The little eunuch announced on the spot: Liu Jianxun was the front vanguard, Zhu Linzong and Mao Xingwang were the deputy vanguards.