Merry Eunuch Lang

When he got up the next morning, the little eunuch went out to see that the shepherd had already gone to the palace to inquire about the news.The shepherd's wife prepared breakfast for them, steamed buns in mutton soup.After dinner, everyone had nothing to do, and they were afraid of accidents when they went out for a walk. Someone suggested that the little eunuch tell a story.The little eunuch smiled and said:

"I don't know how to tell stories. Anyway, I'm free and I'll tell you a historical allusion!"

It is said that during the period of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, two martial arts students went to the mountains to learn art.The master gave each of them a task. One was to put the ladle into a tank full of water. Every day, the two hands took turns to grab the ladle. When they could grasp it with both hands, they could count.The other is to pinch the small bugs flying around with both hands every day when I get up, put the left hand pinch on the left side, and the right hand pinch the right side.The two repeated this work every day for five years in a flash.In the end, no one got what they wanted. The one who grabbed the ladle broke countless ladles, but none of them could catch it.The one who squeezed the flying insects could squeeze more than 800 insects a day at most, and there was always a difference of one or two hundred from the number of one thousand.The two of them were discouraged, and they asked their master to say goodbye, saying: "Master, we are not suitable for martial arts training at all. We haven't practiced the trivial matter you mentioned for five years. What serious martial arts are we going to learn?" Master He smiled and said: "Go, this is enough for the two of you to eat and drink for a lifetime, just don't cause trouble after you go out."

The two went down the mountain dejectedly, and when they arrived at a market, they saw someone fighting, and there were many people watching.The two of them squeezed in to have a look, and saw two burly men twisting into a ball, fighting like a bullfight, neither of them willing to give in, they were fighting fiercely.The one who grabbed the ladle became angry when he saw it, and complained that there were so many people and there was no one to stand up for it. He walked up and couldn't help but gently pinched the heads of the two with both hands, and said:

"Brother, forget it and stop fighting!"

It didn't matter if he pinched it, five blood holes were opened in each of their heads, and five colorful fountains spewed out from each of them immediately.The fighters fell to the ground and died in an instant, and the spectators dispersed in a rush.Seeing that they had caused trouble, the two ran away as fast as they could.

Someone reported the crime, and the officers and soldiers came after him.They have short legs, and the officers and soldiers are fast, and they can be seen from a distance after a while.The officers and soldiers did not dare to get too close. Someone offered a plan and said:

"The martial arts of these two people are unrivaled in the world, they are not as good as shooting with arrows."

Twenty people shot arrows at the same time, and the arrows rushed like locusts.The one who had pinched worms in front of his head for five years saw so many flying objects in the sky and just got addicted to his hands, so he hurriedly pinched them with his hands.There are five rows of arrows from the officers and soldiers, and the two are still standing straight and straight, waiting to catch insects.The officers and soldiers knew that they had met a master, so if they didn't leave, wouldn't they be waiting to die?Shout out, turn your horse's head around, and they all slip away! (Author's Note: One of these two people is called Shengshou Quwu Xiao Birang, and the other is called Ten Finger Steel Bar Tie Lingfeng. They are both famous generals under the command of Emperor Shizong Chai Rong of the Northern Zhou Dynasty. See you, don't mention it)

Everyone was stunned when they heard it, and they all said: "The commander-in-chief is right at all. If you grind an iron pestle into a needle, it will come naturally!"

The little eunuch was displeased, and corrected him: "Don't call each other handsome, it makes me feel very uncomfortable, so I might as well call them brothers. Some of you are older than me, and some of you are younger. Let's stick to the old rules. First come, first served, I am the eldest brother, how about going down the line like this?"

Everyone was overjoyed, and they all fell to their knees and said, "Listen to your elder brother's orders!"

The little eunuch said: "I've suffered this time, and I won't kneel and kowtow when I'm in the mood. It's too troublesome."

Huang Ren and Zhang Facun went to the shopkeeper's wife to ask for incense and offerings, etc., taking the world as a mirror, they don't want to live together but die together, and those who sell their friends and seek glory should die violently.

Below the little eunuch, the elder brother Pan You'an, the second brother Zhang Facun, the third brother Huang Ren, the fourth brother Zhu Linzong, the fifth brother He Laowu, the sixth brother Xiao Tianlei, and the seventh brother Chi Fatang, who are known as the Seven Brothers of Fancheng in history.

Everyone was happy, but Xiao Zhu was unhappy, pouted and muttered: "Master has become a big brother, why teach me martial arts in the future?"

The little eunuch explained: "The master is still the master, and the martial arts are not wrong according to the teaching, but the title has changed."

Only then did Zhu Linzong turn his worries into joy.

The brothers chatted and laughed. Seeing that it was noon, the shepherd came back and gave them a general introduction to the situation in the palace, saying:

"I heard from my brother that Queen Shanyu is in custody in the mansion. The new king wanted to kill her several times, but he didn't find a golden steel sword, so he didn't do it for a long time. The walls of the palace are not very high. According to you The problem is that there are too many dogs in the palace, the dogs are big and ferocious, and they are released at night, and when they see strangers, they will drag them to death. You should prepare early for this."

Zhang Facun said: "Dogs are not afraid, I have a unique way to treat dogs."

The shepherd said: "That's great. Most of the night watchmen sleep at night, and they only get up and patrol when the dog moves. Since this brother can cure the dog, half of the work is done."

The little eunuch asked the shepherd to draw a general picture of the palace, the shepherd hurriedly took out something from his arms, unfolded it and found out that it was a picture drawn on a sheepskin.Shepherd said:

"My brother gave it to me. It's easy to talk about it if you have money! Not to mention cousins, even brothers who don't have money can't do things well. I gave my brother 100 taels of gold, and he gave me this picture. He also said that if he wants to know which princess the prince is sleeping with tonight, he can tell me."

Zhang Facun took the picture and looked at it, and said happily: "Okay, with this treasure map in hand, entering the palace is like a fish entering the sea, searching for something."

The little eunuch said: "Brother, what's your brother's name, you have to thank him well in the future."

"My brother's name is Nathan, and I'm Sriguleng. I forgot to say my name for a long time!" said the shepherd.

The little eunuch grinned, and said: "Nathan is easy to remember, Sizhi Guleng is too stingy, I'd better call you four big brothers!"

Siriguleng said: "OK, lord, you can call me whatever you want, I'm happy."

The little eunuch stopped him and said, "Fourth, you can't call me prince in the future, or I will get angry."

"Then what shall I call you?"

"Call me Anzi!" the little eunuch said without thinking.

"Well, the name is easy to remember. When I was herding sheep, I sat on the saddle every day."

In the afternoon, everyone had a good night's sleep and got ready for action at night.

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