Merry Eunuch Lang

Above the court hall, the ministers discuss matters.As soon as His Majesty the Emperor opened his golden mouth, the jade words came out, saying like a cat or a tiger:

"My dear friends, there is my little brother Pan You'an. Everyone knows that the little prince works. He has been doing things by the mother's side. He has been busy before and after, and he has served the mother comfortably. His contribution is not small. Now I According to my mother's order, I recommend it to everyone. I want to find a job in the court. I don't know which Qing's family is talking. See where there are idle positions. Regardless of the size of the official, let him do it? The queen mother is happy, and I have relieved the burden, otherwise I will return. Empress dowagers are not easy to do business with. "

This is the line taught by the empress dowager in advance, the little emperor has recited it for several hours and there are still many mistakes. If it is compiled and performed now, I don't know what the result will be?

Civil servants, military generals, hundreds of people, etc., all looked at each other, thinking that an eunuch who has no handles is only serving women in the harem, and if he comes out to do things, people will laugh at me that there is no one in the heaven!But frightened by the queen mother's majesty, the emperor spoke like this, so everyone remained silent. See if the little emperor has any coups, which department should he force his way into?Nowadays, there is a radish and a hole, and the treasury is empty. How can there be spare money to support idlers?

The little emperor waited for a while, but no one spoke. He just wanted to say: "If there is something to play, the court will be dismissed if there is nothing to do." Last night, because I memorized the lines given by my mother, I was delayed, and I ate too much at the empress's place at night. A few peas, lack of sleep, I am feeling drowsy right now!I can't wait to say goodbye to the court so that I can go back to the inner palace to drink tea and rest.If the queen mother wants to ask, he will push it to these nasty ministers. When things come to an end, they will play tricks, and all of them will stare and refuse to speak. He can't pry their mouths open!Although he also likes this brother, but because both of them are the sons of the queen mother, sometimes he is afraid that he will become the second emperor one day, so he will not speak very well.So he didn't want this little eunuch to come out to work in the court.But when his mother spoke, he had to listen.All the ministers remained silent, which was exactly what he wanted.Before the emperor could say "yes", the Huangmen eunuch who heard the report hurriedly ran into the court hall and shouted loudly:

"Urgent report, the urgent document is eight hundred miles away from the border!"

"Read!" The words the emperor said are all inherent patterns, and generally there will be no mistakes.

The deacon and eunuch took over the official document and read aloud with a squeeze of his throat: "The border affairs are urgent, and the enemy is coming, I implore Your Majesty to send rescue troops quickly!"

"Who is going?" the emperor asked.

The ministers were speechless.Just now they looked at each other in blank dismay, but this time they lowered their heads, for fear that the emperor would see his face and call his name.

"Damn it," the emperor scolded, "I feed you for nothing!"

After finishing speaking, the emperor felt that the words he used were inappropriate, so he hastily corrected him, "In that sentence just now, it's Zhen behind mother, not Lao Tzu."

The hall was buzzing, some people wanted to laugh, but they were afraid of making a sound, so they hurriedly covered their mouths with their hands.

Just at this time, a Minister of the Ministry of War came out to play and said: "Long live my emperor, I heard that the little prince Pan You is extraordinary in his literature and military strategy. Just now the emperor is looking for a job for him. According to the humble opinion of the old minister, it is better to send him to ask for a job. Thieves will surely win."

General Tong is not a fool, how can he make fun of national affairs?Because the last time his daughter was pregnant and came home, he was very angry and annoyed. After many calculations, there must be a fake eunuch in the palace, and this person must be Biyu's personal eunuch.In the future, if it is accidentally reported, his old General Tong's reputation will be ruined, what will be the face of his ancestors?It's better to take the opportunity to kill the traitor with a sword, and send this young fake eunuch to fight on the battlefield. It's his fate to come back alive. If he dies in battle, he will be wiped clean.Otherwise, at that time, he will take his second son in command, lead the troops out, and destroy the Fankou.Having accomplished such great feats, keeping the country safe, winning applause from all the halls, and invisibly supporting her daughter, the empress dowager's position in the harem became even more solid.

The little emperor was thirsty and anxious to go back to the palace to rest. Hearing what the old country head said about sending his little brother to lead the army, he was overjoyed.Whether the younger brother's errand is good or not is her father's idea, even though he is the emperor, he can't refute grandpa's face.One arrow hits two eagles, one catches two rabbits, where can such a good thing be found?Thinking of this, he said:

"Tong Aiqing's words were justified, so I ordered my younger brother, General Pan You'anpan, to lead the army to hunt down the thieves. On the day of triumph, I will reward him for his meritorious deeds and make him a greater general."

The emperor is incompetent, and the little eunuch Pan You'an is not an idiot. In the past few years, he has read a few books and studied martial arts with Master Ding.But after all, he is still a teenager, his strength has not yet matured, his knowledge needs to be enriched, and his martial arts still needs to be honed.However, when the little eunuch went to court for the first time, he chose a general to lead the army to fight, what a majesty it is!Feeling joy and fear in his heart, he hid behind the buttocks of the ministers, and was terrified when he was slapped by his two "big uncles" (the queen mother's elder brother) and said:

"What are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up and receive the order!"

The little eunuch hurriedly prostrated himself on the ground, and shouted loudly: "Long live my emperor, the minister receives the decree!" (this is also the etiquette that has been trained in advance).

The civil servants and military generals in the court were very dissatisfied with the emperor's ruling, but they dared not speak out to persuade them.I'm afraid that if the emperor puts the burden on his shoulders, wouldn't he be looking for trouble for nothing.Besides, the emperor's word is the holy order, and once the emperor's order comes out, it is like being overwhelmed and hard to take back.Who dares to ask the emperor to change the imperial decree, isn't that a joke with his head?

After the court, the silly emperor got off the chariot, beamed and went straight to the Bixia Palace, and when he saw the Queen Mother, he shouted loudly:

"Mother and stepmother, the matter is settled!"

"How is it settled?"

"Little brother has been appointed by me as a border general, and he will go out to take command some day."

"Nonsense," the queen mother was so angry that she almost couldn't hold back her anger, and reprimanded, "He is young, and he has just left the palace, so it is enough to give him a civil post. Let him go to the frontier, isn't it forcing him to die? Who is this? If you make a bad move, catch it and give it to your mother to kill!"

"Mother, to tell you the truth, this is the plan of the old father-in-law and my grandfather, and I have no choice but to follow it." The little emperor knew that he had done something wrong, so he pushed aside the responsibility first, and then stood on one side in an orderly manner.

Empress Dowager Tong Biyu was startled: Why did my father make such a poisonous move?Could it be that he was dissatisfied with his daughter and took the opportunity to avenge his personal revenge?Then he changed his mind, the matter had come to this point, the imperial decree could not be changed, and he had to rely on the support of his two elder brothers, so he passed on the decree and invited the two major generals to the harem for discussion.

Empress Dowager Tong said: "Brother, you two are the heart and soul of Aijia, and now I can only work with you two. The little eunuch is my flesh and blood, and I don't know the relationship. This expedition , you two must go to assist in person, no matter the victory or defeat, you must let Xiao Anzi come back alive, if one arm is lost and one leg is broken, Aijia will die, let you father and son go to the hall!"

Although the two major generals were born in Wu Bian, they still understand their strong relationship.Back then, it wasn't my nephew who took the throne, but my younger sister naturally ascended to the throne of queen mother. Now, their father and son may still be listening to the wind and watching the snow outside the Great Wall!Now that I heard my sister's harsh words, I just realized the status of this little eunuch in my sister's heart, so I kowtowed to the ground and said:

"My Majesty, please don't worry, if we are here, the little prince will be there. Even if we are gone, the little prince will be there!"

Empress Dowager Tong dropped a stone to the ground and said with a smile, "That's the best, let's go!"