Merry Eunuch Lang

The Gai family and the Luo family were originally related, but due to reasons such as property or territory, the two families have not been in touch for a long time.The Luo family occupied Qinglongzhai, and the ancestors of the Gai family took over Huanglongzhai.Qinglongzhai is a large village, while Huanglongzhai is a small village with a population of less than 1.After the death of the three mules, Huanglongzhai took advantage of the momentum and prospered, and seized part of the villages and population of Qinglongzhai, gradually getting carried away.In addition, the boss of the Gai family was also in the last Shangguan Xue competition to recruit relatives and snatch the groom. Later, the young eunuch took the lead inexplicably, and he was very unconvinced at the time.In terms of ranking, he was No.9, and the little eunuch was No.[-]. In the end, the lady snatched the little eunuch away.

Later, he found out that the little eunuch had killed the three brothers of the Luo family, and the Shangguan family suddenly expanded their territory and power.A good dream always wakes up, and a good show always ends. The third son-in-law turned out to be a tailless donkey who traveled all over the world. He couldn't bear his temper and ran away within a few days.Seeing that the opportunity had come, the Gai brothers dispatched all their troops to attack the village, and wanted to fight against Shuanglong Dazhai.

The eldest of the three Gai brothers is called Gai Tianli, the second is called Gai Dili, and the third is called Gai Renren. Like walking on flat ground, horseback riding and archery can hit a hundred shots.

The day before the battle, Shangguanxue, the leader of the great village, led the whole army to meet the enemy bravely. The three brothers used the wheel tactics, killing the pretty girl, sweating and panting.In the end, he was defeated by the brothers of the Gai family, leaving dozens of corpses behind, and returned to the village in a hurry.From then on, Shangguanxue closed the village and let the Gai brothers scold him.

The old Shangguan thought it would be a long-term plan to go on like this, and suddenly lost his mind, and discussed with his daughter in private, whether to send someone to invite the eldest and second son-in-law to fight against the Gai brothers.The lady shook her head and said:

"The two brothers-in-law's martial arts are ordinary, they are far from being the opponents of the Gai brothers, and they will die for nothing. Now it seems that only one of them can defeat these three traitors."

The old Shangguan asked who it was, and the lady said: "Only Pan Lang can save my cottage, otherwise the consequences will be unpredictable."

The old Shangguan sighed and said: "Daughter said all the useless things. The third uncle went back to work in the court. Not long after he left, he sent a boy who was neither male nor female, saying that he was on business in the south, and there was no news after that. As far away as today , where to find him?"

Shangguan Xue said: "Since this is the case, we have no choice but to give the cottage to these fellows, and we will run for our lives."

The face of the old Shangguan changed color: "Impossible, absolutely impossible! The cottage is an ancestral inheritance, how can I give it away so easily?"

Shangguan Xuedao: "Then what should we do? The condition they put forward was to either hand over Pan Lang to them, or accept me as their wife, or donate the cottage. Now that Pan Lang is not here, if they want to forgive them, they dare not come If they want me to be their wife, they will swear to heaven, unless my dead body is carried into the bridal chamber, the only feasible option among the three is to sacrifice the village."

The old Shangguan hesitated and said: "Let's see in a few days, the stronghold is strong, and they won't be able to break in for a while."

There were two stalemates, one couldn't make a strong attack, and the other couldn't hold on, so it took more than half a month.There is no shortage of food and grass in the village, but drinking water is in jeopardy.People cannot go without drinking for a day, and horses cannot go without drinking for a day. The little water stored in the village can't last for a few days, and the pots and pans will be turned upside down.Coincidentally, God has not dropped a drop of water these few days, and the whole village has fallen into anxiety and despair.

The old Shangguan was helpless, and wanted to slow down his strategy, so he lay down on the arrow crenel on the wall of the cottage and shouted to the three Gai brothers:

"Three heroes, let the old man say a word, you retreat for now, let us father and daughter discuss and discuss, how about I personally send the little girl to your village in a few days?"

When the boss Gai Tianli heard this, he was secretly happy. Seeing that a beautiful woman like a flower was about to get his hands, he felt happy and wanted to agree.The second child, Gai Dili, and the third child, Gai Lili, said from the sidelines:

"Brother, don't be fooled by this little old man. He is trying to slow down the army. As soon as we retreat, they will cover up and run away. Where can we find them? Or even bring rescue soldiers from there. If you use a bamboo basket to fetch water, wouldn’t you end up with nothing but money and people?”

Gai Tianli sounded reasonable, and shouted to the old Shangguan on the crenel of the city wall:

"Uncle, if this is not the case, you release Xue'er and let me sleep for a night, and I will retreat immediately. Xue'er is already a ruined flower and a willow tree anyway. I don't dislike things that others have used. Whoever uses it does not use it." , Uncle, what do you think?"

The old Shangguan was so angry that he almost didn't let go of his anger. Thinking about how powerful he was when he was the head of Shuanglongzhai, who would dare to fart in front of him?Now that people are old and weak, they have to suffer such insults.

Shangguan Xue's face was blushing, her almond eyes were wide open, she glared angrily, she quietly pulled out an arrow from behind, bent her bow and put it on the arrow, and shot it out with a sound of "嗖".However, the distance was too far, and the arrow landed five or six feet away from the team of bandits.Gai Tianli laughed loudly and said:

"Why should a good wife get angry, you will sleep on my bedside in a few days, our husband and wife love each other once, it will definitely be no less than that fake eunuch's."

Shangguan Xue was furious, and reprimanded: "You bastard, don't bully others too much. If Pan Lang is here, how can you wait here to enjoy yourself? I have gone to see the King of Hades eight lifetimes ago!"

Gai Tianli giggled and said: "Xue'er, Xue'er, I have a good heart, don't scare me with that shit Pan Lang. He is still sleeping with the empress in his arms, and you are still talking about him all the time." ? Wouldn’t it be better for the two of us to achieve good things for a hundred years and stay together every day, wouldn’t it be happier than being with that eunuch?”

Shangguan Xue had never been subjected to such a great humiliation, she angrily walked down the wall of the village, and ordered the small army to take the gun.

The old Shangguan also hurriedly followed, with tears streaming down his face, he urged in a mournful voice:

"Daughter, you must not go. How can these three brothers who are like wolves and tigers let you go? You calm down this anger, and after another three or five days, let's find a better plan. Maybe the emperor will bless you!" , send a nobleman down to earth to help me, and destroy this gang of thieves."

Shangguan Xue didn't listen, and said: "Father, don't stop me, it's a death anyway, I'll go out of the village and fight with them for another three hundred days, let them kill them. If I die, they will definitely retreat, and the siege under the village will naturally be relieved. Hiding in a turtle shell and being bullied!"

The old Shangguan hugged her and persuaded: "Daughter, don't go, if you make a mistake, Daddy will die."

The lady said: "If I don't go out, everyone will not survive."

While talking, the soldier had already prepared the horse, Shangguanxue tidied up neatly, with a gun in hand, ordered people to put down the suspension bridge, shouted, and rushed out alone.