Merry Eunuch Lang

On the way, the little eunuch gave a general account of what happened during this period, and Zhang Facun, Huang Ren and others made some appropriate additions.

Hu San said: "Brother, every time you are in distress, there are always beauties to help you, there are always adventures, and there is always a wonderful story. Why do you think this is?"

Everyone also asked: "Why?"

The little eunuch smiled and said, "Why? It's because I'm afraid of death. After I die, no one will support my wife."

Hu San shook his head and said, "Brother, you didn't tell the truth. Your explanation is too far-fetched and too general. Anyone would think so."

The little eunuch said: "Brother Hu, how do you want me to explain? Every time I don't know if I can go home alive, but in the end I come back alive. My guiding principle is that people respect me one foot, and I respect others." One foot, people hurt me one foot, I give back nine feet, my idea is not to do things too extreme, just enough is enough."

Hu Sandao: "Brother, sometimes you kill people without blinking an eye, you are very vicious, and I am terrified when I look at it."

The little eunuch gritted his teeth and said: "Those who deserve to be killed must be killed! Keeping those wicked people in the world will always cause endless harm."

"Can you finish killing the bad guys?" Hu San asked again.

"It can't be killed." The little eunuch shook his head and said with a wry smile, "But killing one counts as one, as long as he touches my hand, his life span will be counted."

Cao Huazhi, Shangguanxue and others approached and interjected: "You men always like to talk about secretive and profound issues when you are together. Brother Hu, have you noticed that we, Pan Lang, never kill women. "

The little eunuch counted, and sure enough, he had never killed a woman in his life.Then he smiled and said:

"Why kill a woman? Women are weak and weak, why put a knife on a woman's neck?" the little eunuch said without thinking.

Cao Huazhi reprimanded: "Pan Lang is not ashamed, you just fought with Sister Yin Tianxue for three hundred rounds, how could you not kill her?"

The little eunuch justified his grievances, thought for a while and said, "I can't fight her because I don't know whether she is an enemy or a friend. You can't kill innocent people, can you?"

Shangguan Xue also said angrily to him, "What if she kills you?"

"She won't kill me!" The little eunuch couldn't find a better word.

"Why?" The four female generals asked in unison.

"Because she is my wife!" The little eunuch smiled cheekily.

"Pan Lang got cheap and acted like a good boy. Someday we sisters will join hands to tie you up and beat you up so that you can talk again?"

"Can't I surrender?" The little eunuch raised his hands exaggeratedly.

The clever Hu San couldn't help thinking to himself: Brother eunuch has gotten to this point, life is nothing like this.Thinking about it carefully, although he has some elements of luck, the key is human effort, a righteous spirit, and a bright heart.Zhao Xiaogao's luck is also good, why did he end up like that?Isn't greed, selfishness, short-sightedness, viciousness, and misfortune all self-inflicted!

Lei Xubin, who was following behind, also thought to himself: A man stands between heaven and earth, and he should take people like General Pan as a model, occupy a high position, not be arrogant, not discriminate against the people, and be the pillar of the country at the top. rain.Next, you can associate with the scholars, the common people, and call them brothers and sisters.It is enough to meet such an expert in this life!

Talking and laughing, I saw the city gate opened early.The little eunuch led the generals Haohao into the city. Although he did not achieve an inch of success when he attacked the city, it was his subordinates and all his wives who did it.The little eunuch raised the amount with his hands, and said to himself comfortingly:

"I am Pan You'an, He De, how can I, God has given me so much wealth and glory? The generals love brothers and sisters, and their wives are beautiful and virtuous. Such and such, what can a husband ask for, so what if he is worthy of the emperor? Poor people Insufficient, Wang Shugui is under one person and above ten thousand people. He is the grand governor of the dynasty. He is rich enough to rival a country, but many things happen. Year, what's the trouble?"

As soon as the little eunuch entered the temporary official residence arranged for him, he hurriedly called Hu San, Wang Xiaowu, Hua Shixiong and others to discuss: Is it appropriate to marry Miss Yin now that the enemy is at hand?

Hua Shixiong said: "It's not impossible."

Wang Xiaowu nodded and agreed, "I think it will work."

Hu San thought for a while, and knew where the little eunuch's illness was, and then said: "Recruiting yourself before the battle has been a taboo for military strategists since ancient times. What you fear is that the army's morale will be shaken and morale will be unstable. Have you ever thought about it, if you marry Yin Tianxue as your wife, you will have an extra arm invisibly. Miss Yin Tianxue has high martial arts skills, and she looks like a fairy. If the elder brother does not marry, there will be many men in the army, and someone will covet him. If this continues, it will be called disturbance The army is in high spirits. The eldest brother Natianxue is his wife, the generals are called sisters-in-law, and the soldiers are his wives, who dares to think otherwise?"

Both Hua and Wang clapped their hands and applauded, "It's still the second brother who can speak well, after all, he is the official minister of Dali Temple!"

The little eunuch laughed again: "As you know, I still wear a eunuch hat on my head now? Is it appropriate for a eunuch to marry a wife publicly?"

Wang Xiaowu said disdainfully: "Brother, why not worry too much? The eunuchs who have been famous since ancient times have three wives, four concubines, seven wives and eight roommates in order to decorate their facades or take care of their lives. Don't you remember, big brother? The Eunuch Yang who we entered the palace went back to his hometown and married the third concubine!"

The little eunuch knew better than anyone else about Eunuch Yang's marriage.After the little eunuch was successful, he gave Eunuch Yang a lot of money, and happily sent him home to take care of him and put it on someone else. Eunuch Yang had ten heads moved.

Since everyone thought so, the little eunuch dispelled his worries and decided to marry a wife in public. Even if the matter spread to the palace, there is no need to make a fuss: the little eunuch Pan Marshal Pan married a wife, and I don’t know what to do?The little eunuch understood: How many people inside and outside the palace knew that he was a fake eunuch?So it might be a joke that the eunuch marshal married a wife!The little eunuch immediately decided that the whole army would have a three-day holiday, advance some silver taels from Zhao Xiaogao, who was in charge of grain and grass, and prepare more wine and meat. The little eunuch is determined to arrange the marriage with vigor and bustle, and marry the beautiful Miss Yin into the bridal chamber in a dignified way.

After the husband ordered, Cao Huazhi and the others began to get busy, and they carefully dressed up the bride.The wives don't know which one, Pan Lang has always married his wife secretly, and often sells cats in his pocket.When she married Shangguanxue, she was in the cottage, and she married Hu Fenxian and Huang Qiuchan in a hurry, let alone other things.This time it's different, what's wrong with the eunuch, isn't the eunuch a human?The wives secretly made up their minds to hold a unique and luxurious wedding for their Pan Lang, and also let the eunuch have a good time.

This day coincides with the Mid-Autumn Festival on August [-]th, and it is also a full moon.