Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch returned to the city with a sad face. The capture of the two Mrs. Xueer was the biggest blow he had suffered in his life.Nothing in his memory had troubled him yet?But this time, it was really hard to break a little eunuch with great powers.People are not things, and there are two women, two young women who are as beautiful as flowers and loved by everyone.In Fanbang, there are a bunch of guys who are not as good as pigs and dogs.They often violate our borders, not only to plunder money, food and utensils, but also to covet my Chinese daughters who are delicate and graceful, gentle and elegant, unlike those rough-handed Hun women, who have no femininity at all.In the past, there were Cai Wenji, Wang Zhaojun, etc., who made peace in the frontier fortresses for decades.Today, my two wives were captured on the battlefield and fell into the mouth of tigers and wolves. Could it be considered as a marriage ceremony?Take care of your own private affairs, the little eunuch summoned Cao Huazhi, Huang Qiuchan, Ruan Shimei and Ginkgo Dunzhu, and everyone figured out how to rescue the two captured sisters?

Cao Huazhi said: "Husband, it's not that we underestimate ourselves. Women's affairs must always be handled by men. You should discuss it with Brother Hu and the others! I'm in a mess right now, and I really can't come up with anything good." Got an idea."

Ruan Shimei said: "Didn't we also capture a fan girl? I heard that she is some kind of princess! She is also a woman of some status and status. Wouldn't you exchange this one for our two sisters?"

The little eunuch nodded and said: "Meier's words make some sense, since ancient times there have been things like switching horses and changing generals."

Huang Qiuchan suddenly came up with a calculation, and said: "Husband, in order to prevent accidents, it is better to send Zhang Facun and Huang Ren to Fanying overnight. If there is something wrong, maybe I can help a little."

The little eunuch clapped his hands and said, "Yeah, why did I forget these two master brothers? Come here, send General Zhang and General Huang to the commander's mansion to talk!"

After a while, Zhang and Huang arrived.The two saluted their elder brother and sister-in-law, and the little eunuch ordered them to sit down and talk.Zhang Facun said:

"Brother called us here, he must have something important to ask, why are you and my brother so polite? Just speak up if you have something to say."

Only then did the little eunuch say that he wanted to bother the two of them to enter the camp at night to inquire about the news of the two wives.Zhang Facun said:

"Brother, why is this so difficult? If you can enter the Prince Fan's Mansion, why can't you enter the Fan Barracks? Let's pack up our things and get ready to go. We will ensure that we will have accurate information tomorrow morning."

The little eunuch smiled and said: "With your words, I feel relieved. Go, go back early, and pay attention to safety."

"Brother, you're a layman again. If you are in our industry, you can't be too early or too late. You have to step up to that point." Huang Ren pointed out.

The little eunuch said: "Okay, you guys go to prepare first! When you can set off, set off on your own, don't say hello to me."

Just after seeing off Zhang and Huang, someone came to report:

"Marshal, the newly captured fan girl is crying and making noise, won't eat or drink, and even threatens to see you directly, saying that she has something important to talk to you face to face, Marshal, will you see me or not?"

The little eunuch thought for a while and said, "I'll go see her right away."

Xue Lihong was imprisoned in the dungeon of the original town hall. The cell was poorly equipped, ventilated on all sides, and the doors, windows, and walls were not very strong. Therefore, to prevent accidents, the Princess of Fanbang is still being cut backwards with iron chains. With both hands and feet, Soso lay trembling in the straw pile.The little eunuch signaled the jailer to open the cell door, and walked in quietly by himself.

"I won't talk to you, let your commander come, that is, the man who rides a white horse and holds a spear in the battle during the day, I have something important to talk to him." Lifted said.

"I am." The little eunuch remained calm.

"What? You, you are?" Xue Lihong struggled to sit up, staring at the person who came, when she confirmed that this person was that person, her eyes lit up with excitement, and even some tears overflowed .

"My name is Pan You'an, and I'm also the coach of this team. If you have anything to say, you can tell me." The little eunuch sat on a small square stool brought by the soldiers, crossing Erlang's legs.

"General Pan, you shouldn't treat me like this!" Xue Lihong shouted.

"How should I treat you?" the little eunuch asked.

"It's closed, and it's tied with such a heavy iron chain. Can people bear it? I won't run away." Xue Lihong complained.

The little eunuch couldn't help sighing secretly: Although the light in the cell is not very ideal, and the female prisoner is not dressed up, she looks a little unkempt, but this alone is enough to tell that this foreign girl is very good-looking.What is different is that her thick hair is like silk, light yellow is not like light yellow, dark yellow is not like deep yellow, turmeric is not like turmeric, the little eunuch has never seen this kind of yellow, so it is hard to describe.It's about like gold, it seems to be more vivid than gold.She is tall and slender, with white skin like snow, big eyes, straight nose and wide mouth, but her lips are very thin, revealing two rows of broken white teeth the size of corn grains when she opened her mouth.The little eunuch waved back, and the two soldiers opened Xue Lihong's shackles.

Xue Lihong stretched her hands and feet, and then sat on the pile of straw opposite the little eunuch.

"Are you the commander-in-chief of the three armies here?"

The little eunuch nodded.

"How did you take on such an important position at such a young age? Have you ever studied, do you know martial arts? Have you ever killed someone? Are you married?..."

Facing this continuous questioning, the little eunuch hurriedly waved his hand to stop it:

"Miss, I don't have time to chat with you here. Please get to the point. If you can't say anything important, I have to leave."

"No, please wait a moment, General Pan, I really have important military information to report." Xueli blushed, leaned up and argued, "But before that, I need to ask some questions, you Chinese wrote Doesn’t the article still talk about the opening remarks?”

"You can tell, but you have to hurry up and try to be as concise as possible. I don't have that much time." The little eunuch replaced his left leg with his right leg.

The little eunuch couldn't help admiring this foreign girl, a foreign woman who joined the Fanbang team, her Chinese proficiency was second to none.

"Excuse me, General Pan, I captured your man and killed your man, do you hate me?" Xue Lihong went straight to the point.

"I don't hate it, the two armies are at war, and each is the master!" the little eunuch said generously.

"Are the two women captured by me important to you?" Xue Lihong switched to a devious tactic again.

"Important, very important!" The little eunuch said in an emphatic tone without concealing it.

"Who are they to you?"

"Wife."

"Oh, my God! You have two wives?"

"Much more than two."

"How many wives do you have in total?"

"About a dozen or so!"

"Will this number change in the future? For example, increase or decrease?"

"There will definitely be changes, but they will definitely not decrease, except for birth, old age, sickness and death. My wife is more important than my life, and I can't lose any of them!" The little eunuch fell into the circle unknowingly.

"If I save your two wives back, will you want me to be your No. 11 wives?" Xue Lihong's expression didn't change when she said this, her two long haired eyes were full of smiles. Eyes with blue lashes filled with anticipation.

"Miss," the little eunuch waved his hand again to stop it, and he even stood up.Say, "Don't you think it's absurd or even ridiculous for us to talk about such issues at this time and in this place?"

"No no," Xue Lihong also stood up, and stubbornly finished speaking, "General Pan doesn't know that love has no time or place, and it is not affected by age, ethnicity, nationality, skin color, etc. Limitation, wherever there are men and women, there will be love."

"I don't understand what you're talking about. No one has ever taught me what love is." The little eunuch shook his head and shook his hand, and he said, "I don't want to argue with you about these issues, okay, let's grind with you." It's been a long time, I should go!"

After the little eunuch finished speaking, he turned around to leave, but Xue Lihong grabbed her from behind and shouted loudly:

"General, get to the point right now!"