Merry Eunuch Lang

As mentioned in the previous document, Zhao Xiaogao was castrated by Qiu Youcai assigned by Qi Guangyuan and Lin Rugui in Langdang Mountain.However, the rough people are not meticulous in their work, and there is always something wrong. They only did superficial work. Zhao Xiaogao's ammunition depot and other equipment are intact, except that the launch machine is missing.Every time Zhao Xiaogao thought about it, he would scold the thieves in Langdang Mountain more than once, and vowed that he would not take revenge for this in his life, that he was not raised by his parents, but was fucked by a whore, a whore, a king, or a donkey.Zhao Xiaogao had such a deep hatred for Langdang Mountain, he touched his chest and asked his heart, compared his heart to his heart, and discussed the matter based on the facts. Even if we scolded each other a hundred times, it would not be too much.Poor Zhao Xiaogao is guarding a lot of beauties in the palace, salivating and drooling, not because he doesn't want to, nor because other girls are disobedient, but because he is missing that crucial thing!Zhao Xiaogao's large stockpile of ammunition cannot be fired, so he can only wait for the fruit to fall into place.Zhao Xiaogao is still young, strong and full of vigor, how can he not show his forbearance?Most of his good deeds are usually in his dreams and unconsciousness. When he wakes up in the morning and sees the speckled spots flowing down from the bed sheets, he is so annoyed and depressed that he almost jumps into the river to commit suicide!Immediately afterwards, he yelled at Langdang bandits.

Zhao Xiaogao did not know where to find out a folk prescription called Gouwei Xudian. Both Gouwei and mink are easy to deal with, but the key is that he can't find someone to continue?So he let out the word that if anyone could continue the "sable" for him, he would rather pay 1 taels of silver.If the money is not enough, he can be a godfather and a godmother, and he will serve his father for the rest of his life, beating, scolding and scolding as he pleases, and it is his duty to provide for the elderly.The conditions were very favorable, but the applicant never showed up, and Zhao Xiaogao had to endure it for an unknown number of days.

Can a living person be suffocated by urine?Zhao Xiaogao gained true knowledge through practice, and he himself realized a method, which is obscenity, or obscenity.This was not imagined by Zhao Xiaogao out of thin air, the cause was that he accidentally saw the pairing of two chickens.Like him, the rooster has no utensils, but it can act very freely and freely every time, and the white liquid is injected into the hen's ass accurately, without any errors.Zhao Xiaogao was inspired and immediately became ecstatic. He decided to do an experiment himself.Of course, this kind of indecent work is absolutely unacceptable to the queen, even ordinary concubines are impossible. He chose a woman with the lowest status in the palace, who had once made eye contact with him, and looked like a woman. Fair maid.He explained the reason, the maid shook her head and smiled:

"Brother, you don't have that kind of thing now. It makes people feel itchy and doesn't solve practical problems. What's the point? I won't do it!"

"I'll give you money, as much as you want." Zhao Xiaogao courted for a thousand dollars, and he didn't spare any money.

"It's useless if you give me a carriage of silver, I can't spend it." The maid said truthfully.

"Tell me what you want most, if I don't have it, I can get it for you!"

"You can't do it!" The maid looked down on him a little bit.

"I can do it! Is there anything in this palace that I can't do?" Zhao Xiaogao patted his chest and said.

"I want a man to sleep with me, can you do it?" The maid showed her hole card.

"I'm a man, I just want to sleep with you?" Zhao Xiaogao was puzzled.

"What kind of man are you? If you were really a man, I would rather give you money, but unfortunately you are not." It wasn't that the palace maid was well informed, the accident that Zhao Xiaogao encountered in Langdang Mountain spread all over the harem within three days.

"I can do it. I'm a man. I'm different from other eunuchs. I have, I have... I miss women every day, and I don't sleep well every night. If you don't believe me, try..." Zhao Xiaogao explained incoherently, and the more he The more I want to explain, the more I can't understand.

"Okay, take out something like yours to open my eyes, even if it's an inch long." The maid sneered.

Zhao Xiaogao smiled awkwardly, and begged, "Grandma, please save me once, just once, I think women are going crazy!"

The palace maid had no choice but to see him pitifully, and reluctantly agreed to have sex with him.Zhao Xiaogao picked up a gold ingot like a dumb man, and was so happy that he couldn't speak for a long time.Following the procedure he had planned during the day, he tried his best to make a fuss about the maid's body, biting, gnawing, and sparing no effort in rubbing that place, exhausting all his efforts, but in the end he failed to achieve his wish. Things can't come out.The palace lady was teased by him like crazy, seeing that he was weak, she turned around and rode on him to do things.However, in the end, everyone broke up unhappy.When the maid was about to leave, she gave him a vicious look and said:

"Zhao Xiaogao, even if you call me grandma a hundred times from now on, I won't sleep with you anymore, so you should die!"

In desperation, Zhao Xiaogao thought of visiting brothels.The prostitutes didn't take it seriously at first, regardless of whether he had the goods or not, anyway, just pay the money.It was later discovered that this man was very difficult to deal with.When the opportunity was good, he quickly entered a good place, and the logistics came out. Although he didn't get to the place, it was a successful transaction after all.It's a pity that there are not many such good things. Zhao Xiaogao often makes people unable to sleep at night, and the reason is naturally that his purpose cannot be achieved.Over time, the bitches also began to bother him and be afraid of him.When they heard that he was going, everyone scrambled to say that it was inconvenient and that he was on his period, even if he paid double the money, no one would do it.

Nothing is unachievable.The smart Zhao Xiaogao quickly summed up a set of lovemaking plans: There are generally three inevitable factors when it is successful: first, the daughter must be beautiful and have a strong attraction.I'd rather eat a bite of fairy peach than gnaw half a basket of rotten apricots!The second is to delay the time for a long time, not too frequently, so that the supply of goods is sufficient.The third is to think more, pay attention to details, just like a little doll studying homework, every time a person is lying on the bed, he starts to think about the whole process of a successful sex.Over time, a pattern has been formed, and there are these three rules, which can be hit every time, tried and tested, and foolproof.

Under the strong recommendation of the old prime minister, Zhao Xiaogao was granted by the emperor's order, and he was ordered to go out with the army and serve as a food security officer.Before leaving, the old prime minister took him into the dark room and quietly told him to take a chance, so...

God-given opportunity, without the slightest effort on his part, God has already designed and arranged it for him.The little eunuch is trapped in Wushao Ridge, and he can only go down the mountain after the next year.In the coming year, what do you want for the coming year? Is there a coming year for people with the surname Pan?Even if Pan You'an was assisted by a god and man, and he went down the mountain whole body, what about his 10 horses?How could he have the face to meet the emperor with his butt naked?He didn't need to be killed, he solved it himself.After Pan You'an died, he would be the boss, Wang Shugui didn't have a few days to play, and the emperor was careless, who has the final say in this court?All the women in the harem belonged to him, and all Pan Youan's wives belonged to him.He first set fire to the thieves in Langdang Mountain, and then asked the emperor to make him a side-by-side king, and the emperor also set up a seat for him in the hall when he came to court.After the court was over, he went straight back to the inner palace, lay on the dragon bed with his legs stretched out, took off his pants and let that bitch Wang Shimei lead a group of maids to stretch out their tongues to lick...

After dinner, he asked people to invite Ginkgo Dundup, and told them to go on like this.Thinking of that Yugu girl, Zhao Xiaogao's spirit immediately lifted, and his lower body became hot as well.He has already made a preliminary plan, let Ginkgo Dunzhu dance for him first, and then sing a toast for him.When going to bed, you don't need to spend so much trouble at all. Who is it? How attractive is Ginkgo?Before he could get his bearings, there was a fine liquid spraying out immediately, isn't that the case with all old roosters?