Merry Eunuch Lang

Dongyang old monster is a murderous monster. He and Du's father and son used to take advantage of each other. Old Du blocked his way, so killing him was inevitable.Besides, which of the nominal Zhuang Ding of the Du family and the actual thugs were not the disciples taught by the old monsters, and which ones were not the only ones the old monsters followed?If Du Xiaoguan was obedient when he came back alive, let him live two more days, if he was nagging like his father, he would naturally end up like his father.The old monster had long thought that if he killed Du's father and son, Xiao Du's wives and concubines would all become his sexual partners.Those who do to death blame her short life, and those who do not die are considered lucky.Now with this slender, blond and blue-eyed beauty, those second-hand goods used by Xiao Du have become inferior rags, and whether they are used or not is the next thing!

"Could you tell me how you forged enmity with their family?" the old monster asked as he untied the rope, his tone softened a lot.

"My father is a Persian businessman," Xue Lihong turned her head to stare at the old monster while speaking, and asked, "Have you ever heard of a Persian businessman?"

"Oh, I've heard of it, I've heard of it." Dongyang old monster replied incoherently, "They are all very rich people."

"Yes, my father is very rich!" Xue Lihong justified herself. She was also confused about what a Persian businessman looked like, but she was afraid of showing her feet, so she had no choice but to say, "My father is rich! That's right. Because my father did not agree with this old man's marriage between his son and me, he actually sent someone to kill my father."

"This is enough to trigger a diplomatic war!" said the old monster who was old in accidents.

"Who said it wasn't?" Xue Lihong deliberately changed the subject, "Sir, can you pour me a glass of water? I'm thirsty."

"Okay, I'll go, I'll go." The old monster said that he still didn't dare to move, he was afraid that Xue Lihong would really run away because of the loophole.

"You go, I told you that I won't run away. You avenged the murder of my father for me, and I haven't repaid you yet, how could you run away?" Xue Lihong prevaricated.

The old monster is dubious, but he can't be too stingy, looking forward and backward, making him look too unhusband.In fact, as long as he secures the door, even a girl won't be able to escape his grasp.So he left Xue Lihong and went to the door alone, kicked Lao Du's body to the corner, and yelled at the door for someone to bring boiled water.

Xue Lihong picked up the teacup, drank it slowly, and sipped it carefully, as if she had never drunk tea in several lifetimes.

The old monster was anxious, his lower body was always tense, waiting to be fed, but fortunately he was sitting with his body bent and cross-legged, if he was standing, he would definitely hold up a small umbrella.Sitting opposite, he stared at Xue Lihong's pretty face without blinking, couldn't help salivating, and forced himself to swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva several times, wishing to take off his clothes immediately and do that.He didn't know each other just now, but he was able to force his bow on the king. Now that he has talked for a while and is familiar with it, he feels a little embarrassed and embarrassed to be rough again.

"My husband, since I'm already yours, are you going to let me into the bridal chamber like this?" Xue Lihong put down her teacup, and said with a charming smile.

"Of course." The old monster smiled awkwardly, he was almost incoherent.But he soon felt his embarrassment, and his upright steel gun couldn't help shrinking back in a timely manner. There was no battle ahead, and it seemed that it had to temporarily die down.The old monster hastily picked up Xue Lihong's topic and asked, "Madam, you can ask for any conditions, I have the final say here."

The old monster lived in a small oriental-style hut, the room was square, except for the door on the front, the other three sides faced windows.The house is in the backyard, which is still some distance from the main house in the front yard. The hut is a combination of earth and foreign, elegant and spacious, with almost no distinction between inside and outside. There is a small compartment after entering the door, and then there are tatami mats. There is a small coffee table on the floor of the house. People tend to sit on the ground (kneeling).Old man Du's body was in the small cubicle in front of the tatami mats. It is said that what is out of sight is clear. Although he knew that there was a dead person in the house, he was out of sight, so he didn't feel very scary.

At this moment, Xue Lihong's mood had completely stabilized. She knew that it was impossible for Pan Lang to know her whereabouts so quickly, and of course it was impossible to find this ghostly place.She is very clear that if she wants God to help her, she must first help herself, and to protect herself, she must find a way to charm the old monster, but she can't act too hastily, otherwise the old thief will become suspicious and all previous efforts will be wasted.

"What do I need? I don't need anything, sir, I'm hungry." Xue Lihong pretended to say without thinking, she deliberately changed her husband into a gentleman, she concluded that this small change would definitely make the old thief flattered.

Sure enough, the old monster saw the blond woman being obedient and affectionate to him, and his own natural animal nature suddenly subsided a lot. He wanted to talk about doing things first and then talking about eating, but he was ashamed to say it. In front of him, he had to pretend to be more gentle.Thinking so, secretly feeling itchy, couldn't help but say in a discussing tone:

"Mother, lady, should we do that first, I'm really a bit..."

Unexpectedly, Xue Lihong smiled and said: "How many sheep are there and I'm afraid I won't be able to catch them in the pen? I'm afraid there will be no firewood for the green hills. The days are long! Besides, you have to wash at least, see. Your clothes are dirty, how do you go to bed?"

The old monster couldn't help but look down, he was still wearing the night clothes he wore when he went out!He blushed slightly, thinking that what Qiao Nvwa said was not unreasonable, since it is a long-term life, and it is not possible to make men and women happy for a while, so why make the relationship so tense, he said after thinking about it:

"My lady, it's all up to you. I'll call someone to prepare a banquet."

Not long after the banquet was ready, the old monster was afraid that the new couple would be suspicious, so he didn't dare to ask for raw fish and raw meat.The old monster courteously persuaded him to drink and add food while saying:

"Miss, can you drink red wine if I drink white wine?"

Xue Lihong said: "On such a beautiful day, why do you drink red wine, what do you drink and what do I drink?"

The old monster is overjoyed: This daughter-in-law is good, she is both a wife and a drinking buddy, I did not expect to snatch a good drinker, and drinking will not be lonely in the future!Then he said:

"Okay, I'll have a drink with my wife, and I'll rest when I'm drunk!"

It's a common language on the wine table to get drunk, and it's only fools who get drunk!

Xue Lihong held a large glass of wine with both hands, leaned up, and said with a smile:

"Lang Jun, from today onwards, my wish has come true. We have become a family. This is a perfect match. I will drink this cup with you."

The old monster is usually addicted to alcohol, and drinking is like drinking cold water, so he doesn't care about this one or two glasses.Unexpectedly, the old monster only picked up two cups, and Xue Lihong had already drank three cups, the old monster was not willing to be defeated, so he hurriedly brought a cup to make up for it.The two exchanged cups and cups, and within an hour, before the food had gone down much, a big wine jar was empty.The old monster was still sober at the beginning, and while drinking, he forgot who he was today, and who was the person opposite him?He originally thought that no matter how bad a big man is, he won't be able to drink a little girl, let alone he is still a wine fairy?So gradually lost vigilance.The old monster was drinking with a comfortable woman, and he was happy, but before he knew it, he became dazed.But the woman clinked glasses with him while drinking by herself. The old monster knew that there was nothing wrong with the wine. He sent someone to bring his own wine. How could the woman have a chance to play tricks?And it's fair to drink one drink per person, and the woman didn't drink one less than him, so he didn't take it seriously, he didn't refuse anyone, he drank to his heart's content, and even yelled loudly, let's see who gets drunk first?

When the second jar of wine was about to run out, the old monster was already lying down on the spot, with half a foot of snoring liquid hanging from the corner of his mouth, he had long been unconscious.

Katemova concluded that the old thief was not just pretending, and immediately got up and pulled out the bundle of thin leather ropes that had bound her from the corner of the room, and tied the old thief firmly upside down.The old monster was in pain, woke up suddenly, and shouted:

"My lady, why is this?"

Xue Lihong smiled and said: "You dog thief, open your eyes and see, who is your wife? You have the guts to rob people's daughters, it should be a death penalty!"

The old monster was mostly drunk, and begged: "Miss, spare my life, you go as soon as you go, and I won't pester you anymore."

Xue Lihong said: "A villain like you is full of evil, I will not spare you."

"What do you want?" the old monster asked with round eyes.

The woman said: "When the head came, you didn't ask indiscriminately. If you pulled my pants, you would forcibly disrespect me, and at the same time, you would show your thing. You don't know, there is a principle between China and foreign countries, and such things should not be easily shown to others. Yes, since you let me see it, you can’t let others see it again.”

"You, you are not an ordinary woman, you must be..." The old monster was desperate, and opened his mouth to call out.

Xue Lihong's eyes were quick and quick, and before he could utter the first roar, he had already stuffed a torn sock into the old monster's mouth.Then he picked up the sharp knife that the old monster killed just now from the corner, raised the knife with his hand and dropped it, with a click, he cut off the whole thing of the old monster through his pants.Xue Lihong did not rush, picked up the wine jar, and poured all the remaining wine into the old monster's crotch, which relieved the pain and inflammation.