Merry Eunuch Lang

Zhao Xiaogao lost Fang Tian's painted halberd, just now he thought that he could kill the eunuch with a sword swing, and he was looking for a backup when he was dying. Now, seeing the little eunuch took a female general's spear in his hand and wanted to slap him hard, he threw at him The chest socket is stabbed here.Zhao Xiaogao jumped over the wall in a hurry, and had an idea, he threw away the sword in his hand and shouted tremblingly:

"General Pan, this is unfair! Do you think you are a hero for killing an unarmed man? I think you are worse than shit!"

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"Zhao Xiaogao, your life is at stake, what else do you want to say?"

"General, General!" Brother Zhao Xiaogao stopped shouting, and said in a business-like tone, "I just want to have a fair fight with the general. If I am not as good as others, I will die in peace."

The little eunuch pondered for a while, and said: "Okay, it's up to you to meet this moderate condition before you die, how do you say it?"

Zhao Xiaogao had an idea, and said: "Just now I was entangled with weapons, and I didn't have a good time to learn martial arts with the general. To tell you the truth, I still have three moves and two styles that I haven't used! To say this is not a compliment, the boy has always envied the general Kung fu, unfortunately there has never been a chance to fight, and today we finally met. We don't need a single helper, we fight alone, fight hard, even if I, Zhao Xiaogao, die at the hands of the general, it will be considered a one-off A matter of heart."

The little eunuch sneered, and said, "Okay, get off your horse and pick up your painting halberd, and I'll play with you for a while if I do it!"

"No, no." Zhao Xiaogao shook his head and said.

"Why not?" the little eunuch wondered.

"I got off the horse and picked up the halberd, and you stabbed me in the back in a daze. How could I have a chance to fight back? Wouldn't I be a wronged ghost?" Zhao Xiaogao said in a mysterious way.

"Bastard! I want to kill you. It's as easy as touching a dick in your crotch. Why do you need to put a black gun in your back? Who do you think I am, Pan?" The little eunuch said angrily.

"General Pan, I'm still not at ease, so let your people pick it up for me." Zhao Xiaogao begged.

A pawn in casual clothes happened to pass by, and the eunuch ordered him to pick up Zhao Xiaogao's painting halberd and hand it to him.Xiaobing untied the tangled red tassels, and with great effort, he handed the Fang Tian painted halberd to Zhao Xiaogao's hand.Holding the halberd in his hand, Zhao Xiaogao immediately showed his original shape, shouted like crazy:

"The dog eunuch surnamed Pan, take your life, I will fight to the death with you today!"

Zhao Xiaogao thought, he has got his weapon, but the little eunuch's spear is still in the ground!As the saying goes, if you change your gun before the battle, you will feel flustered.It must have been difficult for the little eunuch to borrow a gun to go into battle. Besides, it was a gun used by a woman, and it couldn't weigh as much, so he dared to challenge it boldly.

In fact, Zhao Xiaogao didn't know that Yin Tianxue was a brave general, the length, thickness and weight of the steel spear were exactly the same as that of the little eunuch, but there was no hook.

Besides, Zhao Xiaogao helped the dog to eat, and he knew a lot about foreign countries, so his heart was half timid. Even if he tried his best, he would be a tomb thief digging holes and singing ditties—it was just for his own courage.In normal times, everyone would compete calmly and peacefully, but it would be a wonderful game.Now let alone the appearance of the little eunuch, even if the woman behind him pulls out at random, it is enough to kill him. At the beginning, he had a fierce fight with the female bandit named Cao Huazhi for the matter of fighting for the admiral of the Nine Sects , What was the result?

Before the little eunuch could speak, Zhao Xiaogao suddenly stabbed him with a halberd.With a sneer on the corner of the little eunuch's mouth, he inadvertently pushed away Zhao Xiaogao's painting halberd.Not afraid of ignorance, but afraid of double goods, Zhao Xiaogao, who was behind the door, deeply felt that the little eunuch's spear skills were so superb that no one in the world could match him. How good would it have been if he had known that he had served under this person in the first place?Not to mention today's difficulties, but in the future, we will have a great journey!It's good right now, I can't fight and I can't escape, I can't escape, God is unfair!

The two of you come and go, fighting together.There were no spectators around, and Zhao Xiaogao's cheerleading team had already been dealt with in advance. There were only three women who were staring at them, and it was self-evident who favored whom.Zhao Xiaogao was startled and frightened, he was sweating profusely all over his body, his mouth was dry and his eyes were dizzy, not to mention taking advantage of the little eunuch, he couldn't even hurt a single hair of him.A few girls who were pulling sideways beside them reminded me from time to time:

"Pan Lang, big things are important, don't play with him!"

The little eunuch cheered up, let out a long cry, and lifted Zhao Xiaogao off the horse with one shot, followed by pointing the gun down, fixed Zhao Xiaogao's throat, and stabbed with a sharp shot, Zhao Xiaogao closed his eyes tightly and didn't send a single word Word.

The little eunuch hurriedly stopped, and shouted: "You dog thief, use all your tricks!"

Zhao Xiaogao was so frightened that he was dumbfounded, but he didn't speak.

The three husbands urged: "Husband, kill him quickly, you didn't see a large number of Japanese soldiers arriving behind!"

The little eunuch's spear point was on Zhao Xiaogao's throat, and he scolded: "You dog thief, you will die if you die. Although you and I are both fake eunuchs who sneaked into the harem, I have the backing of the queen mother, and you have the courage of the prime minister. Backstage They are all considered hard. However, your mind is not right, it is just that you are not greedy enough, and you are trying to change the world with the old thief. The world is the world of the world, and only the virtuous live. Is it? You are a thief, you can be a slave or a dog, but you have never thought about it, and then you recognize the thief as your father, start a traitor business, and harm the people on the border. Your death has come, needless to say, you died on the road of traitors, killed You are eliminating harm for the people, and you are to blame yourself!"

After finishing speaking, the little eunuch exerted all his strength, and the tip of the gun pierced his throat, and a stream of purple blood spurted out.Zhao Xiaogao didn't say a word until his death, which can be regarded as a heroic death. Second, he knew that the crime was serious and he deserved to die.What is the face of a traitor? When he sees his hometown and old people, he goes west when he dies, and he goes east. A trace of wandering soul goes to the Dongyangtou devils. I heard that there is a shrine dedicated to people like him.

Suddenly, the sound of killing was loud, and a team of about two to three thousand people came overwhelmingly. The leader carried a huge Japanese sword on his shoulder, sat on a lame horse, and rushed over with a limp.Seeing the little eunuch, he looked at the dead body on the ground and asked in surprise:

"Who are you, why did you kill General Zhao and many of my men?"

The little eunuch gave a "bah" and reprimanded: "What kind of bullshit general? At best, he is a traitor, your lackey. If you want to collect his body, just take it away, after all, he has worked for you."

Wu Gong was furious, raised his big knife and chopped off his head.The little eunuch didn't pay attention to this person at all, brandished a long spear to meet him, and gently pushed aside the big knife. He wanted to confirm the identity of this person, so he asked contemptuously:

"The pirate, you haven't left your name yet, grandpa doesn't kill the unknown!"

"Hey, you little skinny monkey, the one who told you that I am the ambassador of the East, Takemiya Nakahito, who are you, dare to despise me so boldly?" Takemiya shook his head, frowned and said, he is also in China It was the first time I saw someone looking down on him like this, and I was very angry in my chest.

The little eunuch retaliated and scolded: "I said, you Japanese thief fat pig head, you are running around for the ambassador and not for the restoration of the Chinese Japanese, but here you wield knives and guns, burn people with charcoal, murder and set fire, what is your intention?"

"Blindly messing around, who are you, who can manage so much? I killed a few more people to help you reduce your population and save food. Do you understand? Who made you have so many children? You have filled up the space!" Wu Gong said nonsense in a teaching tone.

"Fuck your mother, your father is too old to work anymore. Instead of killing your father to save food, you went to China to kill people? We want you to take care of our family affairs, who invited you?" the little eunuch said. rebuttal.

Wu Gong said angrily: "I see that you are young, and I want to give you a way to survive. I didn't expect that if you don't go to heaven, there is no way to hell. If you force yourself to enter, I will send you to hell right away. The place is very spacious!"

After all, Wu Gong didn't wait for the little eunuch to speak, and swung his knife to chop off at the head.Wu Gong's saber was heavy, and the little eunuch's spear was fast. At the beginning, Wu Gong still had a chance to attack, but after a while, he gradually lost the wind, almost unable to fight back.Wu Gong was shocked, he didn't want the Chinese people to have such first-class kung fu, so he hurriedly stopped, waved his hands and said:

"Heroes, don't do it!"

The little eunuch returned with his gun, and said seriously, "What's the matter?"

Wu Gong used a tactic to delay the attack, making excuses and said: "Just now you asked my name, I have answered truthfully. But you haven't reported your name yet? This is also inappropriate in etiquette and incomprehensible in morals!"

The little eunuch laughed and said: "What kind of benevolence and morality do you talk about with you beasts? Well, I promise you, if you beat my gun, you will be famous, if you can't beat my gun, you will be famous. Come on!" Old pig, let's move on."

Wu Gong was deeply aware of the tricks of the little eunuch, so he didn't dare to use force with him again, so he waved back and shouted loudly:

"Boys, let's go together, take down this little boy, even if he is dead, there will be a lot of rewards when he goes back!"

In an instant, a team of tens of hundreds of people surrounded the young eunuch and three female generals in Gaixin, shouting and screaming.The Japanese are all desperadoes. I heard that the Lord will reward you a lot, and there are many who do well with the flower girl!People die for money, birds die for food, if you don't work hard at this time, when will you wait?

However, it is useless to drive sheep and tigers away.The little eunuch and his three wives had no fear on their faces, sneered a few times, cheered up and divided into four directions, each holding a door. The four sharp spears were like four angry dragon snakes, swarming like ants and ants with bared teeth and claws. And the Japanese soldiers who came just now had a good time killing them!

Suddenly, a Japanese soldier reported to Wu Gong in Japanese: "The commander is not good, we are in an ambush. Our team is all surrounded and working!"