Merry Eunuch Lang

After the meal, the little eunuch took advantage of the wine, looked around and said:

"Brothers, the moon is shining brightly tonight, why don't we go to the backyard to practice together, and by the way, I will also show Brother Fengda how to punch."

The crowd had no reason not to allow it. If you don't spend money to go to the theater for nothing, a fool would not give this empty favor, so they applauded in unison.

As mentioned in the previous document, the backyard is very big. When the old monster teased the Du family to build this manor, it may have been premeditated, wanting to turn it into a small training ground.After all the tricks were exhausted, things backfired in the end. The dove took over the magpie's nest and instead made wedding clothes for others.When the soldiers heard that the commander-in-chief was going to practice martial arts overnight here and teach his apprentices, they immediately burst into joy and rushed to tell each other.

Hua Shixiong saw that the scene was quite big, and he was afraid that the martial arts would be leaked, so he quietly asked:

"Brother, just dance a few times casually, don't use the real thing, if your unique skills are secretly learned, we will suffer a big loss."

The little eunuch smiled and said: "Old Huazi, everyone said that you have clever calculations, but this time you have missed a thousand miles. After I have competed with the Japanese this time, I will find someone to compile the martial arts on how to deal with Japanese pirates. Books and paintings are distributed as images to all soldiers, and each soldier has a copy, so that they can study hard.

Hua Shixiong bowed his head and pondered for a while, and suddenly realized: "The elder brother is wise, but the younger brother is stupid for a while, always thinking things according to the old rules, and almost made a big mistake."

"You are right. My master told me more than once when he taught me that this achievement must not be easily spread, otherwise you will lose your ability to watch the house and you will have more and more opponents in the future. The situation is different now. At this time It was not at that time, but now we must do our best to deal with the pirates, and the whole country must be united externally. Internally, we must be of one heart and one mind, and my family fortune will naturally be donated free of charge."

Hua Shixiong said: "My brother is right, but what is the name of my brother's gong?"

"Lidi Tai Sui Boy Gong!" The little eunuch gave his name without thinking.

"Tongzi Gong?" Hua Shixiong couldn't help opening his mouth.

The little eunuch hurriedly said, "I'll tell you a secret."

"What secret?" Hua Shixiong stretched his neck and turned his head to the side, waiting for the eunuch's next words with great interest.

"Forget it, I won't tell you." The little eunuch hesitated to speak.

"Why?" Hua Shixiong was a little frustrated.

"You haven't married a wife, you are still a virgin, don't teach you badly." The little eunuch hesitated to speak.

"Hey, my brother thinks me a fool. Although I'm not married, why don't I know?" Hua Shixiong shouted unconvinced.

"You know it's useless, that's just talking on paper." The little eunuch teased.

Hu San watched the two people's excitement, and also came over and said: "What are you two arguing about, you blushing and thick neck?"

Hua Shixiong said aggrievedly: "Brother said he practiced boy kung fu, how can a man with a wife practice boy kung fu? I didn't believe him and he didn't tell me, and he said that I don't have a daughter-in-law so I can't inquire about it. Brother Hu San Give us a review."

Before Hu San could open his mouth, the little eunuch explained: "I said that I practiced boy kung fu, but Lao Hua didn't believe me, so he insisted on breaking the casserole and asking the end. He is a young man who has not married a wife. Dare to make it clear, we can't harm people, right? But he insisted on asking, third brother, don't you think I'm in a dilemma?"

Hu San looked at the little eunuch again at this time, how could he look like a general of the three armies?Moreover, he has also experienced countless times of great battles, and now it seems that he is so innocent that he is no different from an ordinary little urchin, so he can't help sighing secretly:

"Even if God gave people the same opportunity, it depends on how you grasp it? The eunuch brother is not only lucky!" Hu San didn't say anything, but deliberately interrupted:

"One of you calls me third brother, and the other calls me third brother. I'm the second in line here! You just forgot when you kowtowed?"

The little eunuch said: "It's called Shunzui, it won't be easy to change in a while."

Hua Shixiong refused, and yelled: "Old Hu, you are really good at turning what people say, but you say that the old monk has a monkey on his head. Ask your elder brother to tell him, what is his secret? What is it?"

The little eunuch couldn't help it, and leaned over Hu San's ear and whispered:

"My solution is to hold back. Otherwise, how could I have dealt with so many of your sister-in-laws? Do you think Lao Huazi, a bachelor, can understand these tasks?"

Hu San laughed out loud after hearing this, but Hua Shixiong was really still confused, and complained:

"I won't talk to you guys anymore, what do you mean by holding back? If you don't tell me, I'll ask someone else."

The brothers talked and laughed to the backyard.

The little eunuch took off his robe, dressed in short clothes, packed himself neatly, with a cat waist, straddled a horse and squatted in the crotch, stood in the middle of the field, and shouted:

"Da Lao Hei (the temporary nickname given to Hei Fengda by the little eunuch), take out your two axes, and you can chop my head with all your might!"

Hei Fengda looked around in embarrassment and said: "Brother, I have no grievances with you, and you have the kindness to accept me as a brother. How can I kill you?"

"If you tell me to chop it off, you can chop it off. It's all your fault if I break a single strand of my hair. I won't trouble you." The little eunuch said seriously.

"Brother, then I'll cut it off."

"Cut it! Move faster."

Hei Fengda slashed three times with the axe according to the little eunuch, but he didn't hit anyone, and he almost lost his waist.The little eunuch signaled Hei Fengda to chop again, and Hei Fengda chopped a few more axes, but he still couldn't find anyone, but he was so tired that he was breathing heavily.The little eunuch changed his posture and said:

"Forget it, don't bother, save some strength. I won't move now, if you can move me, you will win."

Hei Fengda threw down the ax and rubbed his hands, and said with a smile: "Brother, you underestimate me too much. I am not good at martial arts, but we have enough strength. If I can't move you, I will..."

The little eunuch interrupted: "Don't be in a hurry to swear and swear, talk after you finish your work."

Hei Fengda was also unambiguous, once he stood there, he was half taller than the little eunuch, and his body was thick and burly, it's hard to say that one could be divided into two, but one and a half would be more than enough.Hei Fengda bent down, put his hands in his arms, hugged the little eunuch's slender waist, and said, "Brother, are you standing still?" Then he said, "Hey---get up!" Hei Fengda didn't move at all, but fell on his back.Heifengda got up from the ground in embarrassment, and said with a blushing face:

"Master, I have completely convinced you. Even though you are thin, small and quiet, you didn't expect to have such great strength?"

"It was agreed a long time ago that I should call you brother and not master." The little eunuch comforted, "Da Laohei, it's not because of my strength, but because of my kung fu that I've practiced for many years."

The little eunuch broke down the action just now and explained it to Hei Fengda, and then pointed it out to all the soldiers watching:

"Remember it, everyone, go back and practice hard as I said. This is what everyone eats. Whoever practices well will be promoted to be a commander of a thousand or a centurion."

Seeing that the competition period has come, Wang Youfu made some money on his side, and this time he seriously arranged a decent competition arena.

Running a ring can make money, who wouldn't do such a business?He is a local official, a great official in the frontier, and he has a lot of money, with a salary of two thousand dan.There is enough to eat, and it is no problem to maintain a basic life, not to mention his family, it is no problem to feed a hundred or 80 people.The point is that there are other expenses. When he retires and returns home, he will have to prepare a large sum of money.Building a house, repairing courtyards, halls, pavilions, gardens and pavilions in my hometown in Lintao, Gansu Province, how can I do it without several million taels of silver?Who in the world is willing to be an official if you don't make a lot of money as an official?He had made up his mind a long time ago, not to be an upright official like his father.What's the use of being an upright official, no matter how good the official voice is, it's useless!He wants to create a family business that his children and grandchildren can enjoy endlessly.When the emperor ruled the world, he wanted to pass it on to his sons and grandchildren. Officials at his level did not seek a foundation for their children and grandchildren. No one would remember you after death.Therefore, Wang Youfu has always been thinking about money, and dealing with the Japanese is also to make money.The old monster said that if he was asked to take up a post in the Wa country in the future, he would not go!He was born and raised here, and he doesn't go there.

You can't dip your fingers in salt to make money, you have to spend the money that should be spent.Inspector Wang ordered people to build a large stage, which was paved with seven or eight inches thick wooden boards.It was agreed that they would be beaten and kicked, and not a single nail was allowed.Since there are no longer activities such as riding and shooting on the field, the vacant space is just reserved for spectator seats.All entrants are charged, and each person pays a penny, which is another considerable income.At the same time, according to the requirements of Party A, a new couplet was written on both sides of the table. The first couplet is: Wa Guoben is a hero, the second couplet is: Fight the invincible hand all over the world, and the upper couplet is: Yamamoto seeks defeat.Arrogance is a bit arrogant, but there is no big problem with it just from the words. The champion always likes to brag, and Chinese people sometimes make this problem, so there is no need to worry about it.

According to the conditions agreed by the two parties, the Wa people are the defenders of the challenge, and they should be regarded as Party A, the master.The people of this dynasty are the attackers in the challenge, so they are naturally regarded as party B, as the deputy.The official family represented by Wang Youfu and Wang Cishi is the organizer, so he can be regarded as an intermediary!The middleman must be fair in doing things, and he can't favor anyone. The people in the Du's house don't know the details, and they can't place too much hope on them. He said that he is Wang Chengxiang's nephew, and tomorrow someone will say that he is still the prince!Especially since we are Chinese, we should be more magnanimous to our allies.

Party A has only one person named Yamamoto Ichiro.

Party B can choose three people, Zhu Linzong, Hei Fengda, and Tian Shuihe (names made up by the eunuch himself).There is only one bottom line: win or lose depends on the outcome, death or injury is one's own responsibility, and medical expenses, funeral expenses and so on must be taken care of by oneself.The last one is more polite, that is, the losing family is limited to three days from the day of losing, pack up and leave, just leave Haicheng, and don’t care about where to go.