Merry Eunuch Lang

"No, no, my lord, you must not do this! I am the order of the court, and I must not be tried on the same stage as a low-level Niu Er." Wang Youfu shook his head like a windmill.

"Why not? You don't want to pay if you have money. Since money is more important than your life, then you want money and don't shame yourself." Hu San teased.

"I doubt the identities of you guys!" Wang Youfu was still trying to find a suitable word.

"This is easy to handle. I happen to have the imperial decree issued by the emperor with me." After finishing speaking, Hu San took out a pair of paper scrolls from his arms, unfolded them, and read in a loud voice, "The imperial brother Pan You'an was ordered to march for the Japanese army." Commander, governor of Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Fujian and other matters. Putting up horses to manage the army and dismounting to manage the people. If there are corrupt officials, corrupt officials, officials who do nothing, or dismiss them on the spot, they can be dealt with cheaply. If there are officials collaborating with the enemy, they must be interrogated strictly. Those who are punished will be severely punished, and the Fa-rectification on the spot will be beheaded first and then played as an owl to show the public..."

While Hu San was reading out the imperial decree, Wang Youfu took a peek at the jade seal the size of a dog's head that was signed.Although he has never seen the jade seal, he has seen the imperial decree, and his letter of appointment is still in his study!The fabric of that imperial decree is exactly the same as this one, so it seems that it is not forged.Besides, which one of the Chinese people is full enough to make a fake imperial decree and bring a bunch of people to fight with the Japanese?As he thought about it, beads of sweat rolled down his head like raindrops. He knew that his official luck had come to an end, and his bad luck was about to begin.In fact, before this, he also vaguely felt that this group was absolutely extraordinary. The reason why he insisted on going his own way and favoring the foreign bandits was because he had benefited from the Japanese, and it was not because he wanted to be a traitor. The Japanese were too powerful. Da, since he can't eradicate the Japanese plague, he can only live in peace, and everyone doesn't disturb each other.As for the people, he can't control that much.What he ate was imperial food, and the people did not give him a tael of silver.He also enjoyed a salary from the Japanese. Although he did not have a formal position, he had to do things for others when he was paid, which was common sense.He thought that no one would find out about his affairs for the rest of his life, and who would have thought that a fake eunuch would be killed in the middle of the road, his life would be miserable!

"Since that's the case, Mr. Hu," Wang Youfu didn't give up, and wanted to make a dying struggle. He said, "I will obey the order. I can't afford so much silver. If you enter the cage, you can enter the cage. But there is one thing, we We have to put the villain first and then the gentleman.”

"Speak!" Hu San didn't lift his eyelids.

"What kind of equipment is there in the cage, such as the size, whether it is strong or not, how to solve the water and fire problems, etc.? You should always consider these things carefully?" Wang Youfu racked his brains to think of questions and conditions.

Hu San waved his hand and said: "General Wang ordered that the cages are ready-made. They are the two sets of iron cages that your General Wang ordered. It is said that there were four sets, and two sets were corroded. It is vacant in front of your mansion. Of course, since the wood is done and the rice is ready, we can't change the size of the iron cage. You can just use it once. General Wang must be very familiar with the structure of the two cages. "

"No, no, no, that's the tiger's cage! The cage is too small to stand upright, sit upright, or stretch out. How can it work? Aren't you trying to kill me?" Wang Youfu growled.

"What are you shouting, you can wait until now if you want to die? Have you ever kept a tiger in a cage?"

"The tiger has never been imprisoned."

"Shut down what?"

"Those who break the law, those who resist donations and taxes, those who are thieves, etc."

"Are they human?"

"They are human beings, how can they compare with me, I am the official of the court."

"Have they ever betrayed the country? Is there a worse scandal than betraying the country?"

Wang Youfu was speechless.

In front of the Governor's Mansion in Haicheng, it is a small square. Usually, there is no sound here, and passers-by are hurrying to and fro, so they never dare to make loud noises.A dozen or so soldiers lined up in front of the gate of the mansion, armed with knives and guns, watching eagles and kites, all of them looked like tigers and wolves. Who would dare to provoke these sons of Lord Hades?What is different is that there is no mascot such as a lion in front of the mansion, but two pairs of iron cages are erected on the left and right, which are the treasures of Wang Cishi's governance.In the past, all those who caught robbers or those who refused to pay the food were all locked in cages. The robbers were not released until they were beheaded, and the tax refusals were not released until they had collected all the grain and rice.Later, a clause was added, that if a Chinese offended the Japanese, and the Japanese filed a complaint, they would also be put in a cage.

Now something strange happened, but the person who built the cage was locked in an iron cage?Almost everyone in Haicheng knows what Niu Er is.Who is Mr. Wang, who in Haicheng doesn't know?When the child was about to cry, the adults threatened and said, "Don't cry, the governor is coming!" The cry of the child stopped abruptly.It is true that the two are celebrities, but their identities are quite different. One is the seed of a prince and general, and the other is the root of a local ruffian. How could they be together?

Wang Youfu was the leader and was escorted to the cage on the left, while Niu Er was imprisoned in the cage on the right.There used to be a certain distance between the cages, but now they are simply put together for the convenience of management, so that they can be companions if there is nothing to do.There are three warning signs in front of the cage, with the words "Danger" written on them, and the rest of the items are:

"One, don't get close to the iron cage, in case you are scratched, bitten or have dirt sprayed on you from the prisoner's mouth, which will spoil your good mood. Two, don't throw stones, clods, bricks Don’t irritate the prisoner and make everyone unhappy. Third, don’t put food, drinking water, tea and wine, etc., so as not to cause indigestion in the prisoner, otherwise you will need to spend money on medical medicine.”

The font is between the willow style and the Wei style, the writing is strong and vigorous, the writing is sharp, the words are appropriate, and the grammar is rigorous. It is needless to say that this work must be written by Mr. Hu Sanhu.

The two tigers in Haicheng were locked in a cage, and immediately caused a sensation in the whole city.Immediately, every house was closed, and the alleys were empty, and people crowded shoulder to shoulder in front of the governor's mansion.Mr. Hu had foreseen this long ago, and sent powerful soldiers to maintain order. Everyone lined up to enter the arena, and they were only allowed to watch and were not allowed to stay.In this way, the order was in order, and at least one person from every household in the whole Haicheng city had to pay their respects to the dignity of these two celebrities.

After the sun went down and the evacuated visitors cleaned up the venue, someone cleaned up the dirt and filth under the cages.

Niu Er is a street hooligan who doesn't stick to trifles, urinating anywhere is a common occurrence.Regardless of the number of people, he took off his pants at any time to make things easier.Wang Youfu is different. He is a fourth-rank official. Although the phoenix is ​​off the shelf, he is still different from the chicken. The tiger falls in Pingyang and must not be with dogs, so he cannot do what Niu Er did anyway.I can't hold back my stools, I can't hold back my urination, as the saying goes, a living person cannot be suffocated by urine, so Wang Cishi's pants are unlucky.This day, I didn't know how many times I urinated, the water was slippery, and the smell was unstoppable.When no one was around, he hurriedly took off his trousers and turned his face to squeeze the water out with both hands. Niu Er teased at the side:

"Brother, what's the trouble? At that step, if you take out the things and scatter them, it's over. It's really a shame!"

"Bah! Who is your elder brother? Shut up, I'm an orderly officer!" Across the cage, Wang Youfu yelled angrily.

As the saying goes, one moment and another moment, how can Niu Er at this moment see Wang Youfu with a broken spine?He scolded disdainfully:

"Dog's ball! You are the official of the court, and I am the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor! I call you brother, which is a big face for you. Who do you think you are now? As an official, you eat the emperor's food. What you did was a shady business, who in Haicheng didn’t know about the things you did, cheating on others and colluding with Japanese people?"

"Don't dare to talk nonsense!" Hearing Niu Er's words, Wang Youfu's face turned green with fright, and he whispered, "Brother, the mountains don't turn around and the water doesn't turn around. For the sake of sharing the same river, it's okay to eat inside and outside." If you dare to spread the word, the imperial envoy is looking for trouble for me!"

"It's not too bad, why don't you call me bro! Let's get even." No matter what kind of man Niu Er is, if he catches a flea, he will suck half a drop of blood.

"Why should I call you brother? Look at your virtue!" Wang Youfu forgot what time it was.

"Then I'll shout, Wang is a traitor, everyone in Haicheng knows it, come and see!" Niu Er let go of his voice and threatened.

"Don't, don't, can't I call you brother?" Wang Youfu hurriedly waved his hands to stop him in a low voice. When he met such a rascal, he had to compromise if he didn't compromise.

In the next room, the brothers were drinking, the little eunuch didn't take Hu San's way seriously, and said:

"Brother, do you think that Wang Youfu will really explain to him the important issue of defecting to the enemy and treason, and even revealing the old den of the Japanese?"

Hu San picked up a glass of wine and said with a smile: "Brother, the former whose surname is Wang can't let go of his tens of thousands of wealth. Now let us drain it and become a pauper. What else can he not let go? He was born in the rank of a general. He has no worries about food and clothing since he was a child. How has he ever received such inhuman treatment? In addition, there are people coming and going in front of the house, people pointing and pointing, some he knows and some he doesn't know. Now that he has become a caged object, can he afford to lose this person? If you don’t believe me, just listen to the good news. It’s only been a day, and within three days, Wang Youfu will definitely respond.”