Merry Eunuch Lang

When old man Di saw his grandson doing such a rebellious thing, smoke came out of his seven orifices, his insides burst into flames, and he said angrily:

"Ya Lei, come on and drag a cart of ashes to Gou Nan Donkey (Cantonese: Come on, let me pull these two men and women out and chop them up)!"

Or Di Chaotian will come, he panicked and climbed off the bed with bare buttocks, prostrated himself on the ground and begged:

"Grandpa, please forgive me this time, and I won't dare to do it again next time! And there is a reason for my son to be like this."

Di Shiji was startled, and asked, "You've violated the rules of heaven and ruined my grandfather's reputation. Are you still going to take care of you?"

"The boy is unreasonable, but there are some things that need to be explained." Di Chaotian knew in his heart that the old man would never take his life, and killing him would undoubtedly end his own future, so he didn't panic too much.

"Say it!" Old man Di was still trembling.

"Grandpa, let me ask you, what are you doing with so many wives?" Di Chaotian raised his head and straightened his neck and asked.

"What's the mission?" The old man hesitated for a while, and asked in surprise, "What's the mission you said?"

"Sleep, ancient and modern, all over the world, everyone who married a wife sleeps. Isn't it a waste for a wife to not use it?" Di Chaotian plausibly said.

"What you said is not unreasonable." The old eunuch said silently.

"But how many wives have you slept with?" Mr. Di saw the opportunity and started to counterattack.

"I, I'm not..." The old eunuch was tongue-tied.

"Yeah, it's a pity if you don't sleep and let others sleep!"

"Bastard, but, these people are your grandma! Aren't you incest, boy, if you give birth to a boy and a half girl, what do you think you should call it?" Don't be chaotic, don't panic in times of danger.

"That's easy, my name is uncle or aunt." Xiao Di retorted cheekily.

"You bastard, aren't you afraid that I'll kill you?"

"Don't be afraid! If grandpa killed me, it will be truly unprecedented. Who will inherit your huge wealth?"

The old man thought about it, then shook his head, sighed, and said: "Get up, boy, put on your clothes quickly."

Only then did Di Chaotian look for clothes slowly, the old man squinted at the huddled peaches, and said harshly:

"I'm going to kill you bitch!"

"Grandma Peach must not be killed!" Xiaodi called out to Qu.

"Why not kill?" The old eunuch became less angry.

"The responsibility is not with grandma but with me. If you didn't kill me, why did you kill Grandma Shui?" Xiao Di argued.

"Damn your grandma, you little bastard!" The old eunuch scolded an inappropriate sentence, and then said, "Damn, I married a wife and became a bitch for you two! But this time, the old man forgives you , You fucking want to promise me one thing."

"Grandpa, please tell me."

"Tomorrow you will personally lead someone to the battle, and kill that young imperial eunuch for me."

"What's so difficult about this?" Xiaodi said disapprovingly, "Even if he relies on the little influence of the Nan family, he is undoubtedly hitting a stone with an egg, and he is not just touching him in his crotch."

Di Chaotian didn't dare to tell the real thing, which one did he touch?Because he knew that grandpa didn't have that thing, and he was cast off by the royal family when he was very young, so it was a big taboo for grandpa.

There are two reasons why the eunuch in the old residence did not kill the adulterer. One is that he has only one grandson, so what hope is there for killing him?Of course, with his tens of thousands of family resources, he can choose another one from his family.But he couldn't accept it emotionally, this bastard yamen made him pour too much effort into it.The second is that it is not a glorious act to spread the news, and it is tantamount to an anecdote through the ages to be a grandson after sleeping with a grandma.The old man thought about it for a while, and finally endured the tone.

However, no matter what, this juicy peach can no longer stay in the mansion. She is a disaster, and maybe one day she will hook up with one of his capable generals again. Zhou Gongjin and Zhu Gaoliang are outstanding talents, and they are both in their prime. If it is broken, isn't it another big loss for him.Thinking about it this way, the old eunuch sent an order to negotiate a good price for the peaches and send them to the brothel overnight.

The people sent out came back one after another and said that the gate of Nan's house was locked, and no suspicious person came in or out all day.The old eunuch had no choice but to call Zhou, Zhu and others to have a meeting to discuss countermeasures.

Zhou Gongjin said: "My lord, according to the young general's opinion, it is better to gather all the troops, fight hard, drive into Nan's house, search thoroughly, catch them if they are found, and forget them if they are not. What are you afraid of him?"

Zhu Gaoliang waved his hand to stop him and said: "Brother Gongjin's plan is wrong. Although Nanfu is small and there are not many people, but the father and son of the Nan family are all tigers and wolves. We will search hard. They are inside and we are outside. The soldiers and horses can't be used, once we fight, we will definitely lose a lot. If we can't find the royal convicts, we lose and lose, how will the two families get along in the future? Moreover, although the woman from the Nan family has not allowed the residence Young Master's marriage, but after all, he has not betrothed to someone else, there are still chances in the future, so I said it's best not to break the skin for the time being."

Zhou Gongjin said disapprovingly: "Brother Gao Liang's opinion, can we just wait like this? If they take a chance and secretly let the prisoner go, wouldn't we lose our wife and lose our army?"

Zhu Gaoliang smiled slightly, and said: "Tomorrow, let the lord write a note, saying that the three prisoners have gone away, and ask the Nan family to assist in the search. If there is no movement in three to five days, we will send troops to force us to say that someone has reported Nan. The family hid the imperial convicts, told them to hand over the imperial convicts, everything will be suspended, if they do not hand over, they will break through the gate of the house, and all will be destroyed.

The old eunuch nodded and said: "Mr. Zhu's plan is very clever. Marshal Zhou should not get restless when he is safe, so he will act according to the plan of the military master."

Besides, as soon as the guy who sent Juicy Tao to Goulanyuan left the door of the brothel, Di Yanei slipped in through the back door and told the old bustard:

"Smelly woman, listen to me clearly, Miss Shui is only kept here with you, if you let that client ruin his body, be careful that I don't kill you alive!"

The lady proprietress was so frightened that the flower branches trembled wildly. Who knows who in the famous mansion Chaotian Mansion Yamen, all the tortoise towns don't know, and the people behind him call him the King of Hades!Apart from how many women the old bustard has and has accumulated some loose silver, how dare she compare herself with others?The old bitch said in surprise:

"Young master, don't worry, Miss Shui is at home here, and no one dares to touch her."

"I still want to move my hair, but I can't even take a look!" Di Chaotian said angrily.

"Yes, don't move your hair, don't let me see."

Besides, Zhou Gongjin in the mansion of the mansion was originally a lustful person, and he had long coveted the beauty of the juicy peach, but there was a difference between inside and outside, and the old man kept a tight watch on him, so he never got a chance.This time when he heard that he was sold to the Goulan Courtyard, he was immediately overjoyed. As soon as he came out of the meeting hall, he took a large amount of silver and weighed it, which was almost 50 taels, and went straight to Yuexiang Tower overnight.

When the old bustard heard Zhou Gongjin explaining his intentions, he panicked and said anxiously: "Zhou Lang is a frequent visitor, you can choose all the girls in my family, but this peach is not enough!"

"Why?" Zhou Gongjin squinted his eyes, and said with a strong voice, "I think the silver is too little, this is 50 taels, if it is not enough, I will send some more tomorrow."

"It's not about money," the proprietress said, leaning into Zhou Gongjin's ear and repeating what the mansion had told him.

"Bullshit, what am I supposed to be?" Old Zhou said disapprovingly, "The lady boss can just rest assured, I am the Zhengyin general in the house, and I have won the trust of the old man, so you can rest assured that I will be responsible for any accidents."

"Zhou Lang, you'd better bear with it, the mansion is not easy to mess with, and you and I don't look good when something happens." The proprietress looked at Zhou Gongjin's Bai Huahua's silver on the table, secretly still worried.

Zhou Gongjin said impatiently: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I can't wait for the proprietress, so you can let Xiaosheng go to meet that water girl!"

"Zhou Lang, if you want to know Miss Shui, you have to agree to one condition first." The proprietress said.

"All right, don't say one, ten or eight will do!" Zhou Gong had no choice but to shoot.

The proprietress lowered her voice and said, "First, this matter must be done in secret, without anyone noticing it. Second, 50 taels of silver is too little, so you must send another 100 taels tomorrow. Miss Shui spent a lot of money on her." .”

"Okay, it's all up to you. Then I'll go, tell me which room Miss Shui is in?" Zhou Gongjin said impatiently.

"Don't worry, don't worry, there's no need to panic about this kind of thing. There are so many people right now, so you're afraid of being exposed. Go out and hide for a while, find a place to cat for a while, and come in through the back door when the night is quiet."

"How can there be so many broken rules?" Zhou Gongjin had to suppress his desire. Although he has all the skills, he can't be rough in this kind of place, and it's not very honorable to do this kind of thing. No one was good, so he had no choice but to swallow his mouth, and quietly left the brothel door.

Zhou Gongjin didn't go anywhere else, he kept kicking at the back gate of Goulan Courtyard.After an unknown amount of time, the back door opened with a creak, and he "suddenly" jumped up and couldn't wait to squeeze in.

Juicy Tao, who was imprisoned in Yuexiang Building, was thinking of her sweetheart, Di Chaotian, with tears in her eyes. When she suddenly saw this one who came in, she jumped up from the chair immediately, and said in surprise:

"General, why are you? Are you here to rescue me?"

"Let's talk about saving you after the incident. It's important to deal with our affairs first." Zhou Gong said panting.

"It's our business, what can we do?" Juicy Tao didn't understand.

"My dear, after all these years you followed that half-dead old lottery and you haven't suffered enough from the cold bed, don't you want a real man?"

"I have a man! I'm not lonely!" Juicy Tao said softly.

"You're talking about that little boy in Xiaodi! What's the point of being with him? Do you know how many wives he has? He will treat you sincerely? I'm still a bachelor until now. I'm done tonight and tomorrow I will find a way to get you out and be a long-term husband and wife with you."

"You don't want to do it at Di's house anymore, aren't you afraid that Mr. Di will kill you?"

"He killed me? It's not sure who will kill who? Come on, kiss me, don't talk about that, I think you are going crazy, I really can't wait."

Juicy Tao still wanted to talk, but Zhou Gongjin hugged her tightly with both hands, like an eagle catching a chick, turned around and fell on the big bed.