Merry Eunuch Lang

After the little eunuch sent Nanqiao Maple Leaf away, he always felt uneasy, thinking that he, a big man, would support the old lady to go out into the world with peace of mind.

But before Nanqiao Fengye left, he was urged not to act rashly, so as not to cause any more trouble.Miss Nan is afraid that something will happen to him, so he is not afraid that something will happen to Miss Nan?If a weak woman broke into the tiger's lair alone, if she was captured or killed by those villains, how could he have the nerve to just walk away like this?

Pan couldn't sit still anymore.He decided to go into the courtyard to find out what happened, and he must not stay here to avoid leisure.But how to get in?He doesn't know light work, and he doesn't know how to climb walls. The door is locked, can he call it open?Even if he called it off, what would he say?I'm here to ask for weapons and horses, please return them to me, it's strange if people don't treat him as a fool and crazy.Besides, people can't catch him, so he sent him to his door, which is really cheap for this gang of thieves.While the little eunuch was hesitating, an opportunity came. A person came from a distance, staggered to the gate of the mansion, knocked on the door, and shouted:

"Open the door, open the door, I am Zhou Gongjin, General Zhou!"

"Zhou Gongjin?" A very familiar word came into the ears of the little eunuch. After thinking about it, it turned out that Zhou Lang of the Three Kingdoms was called Zhou Gongjin.But he knows this history, Zhou Lang made Zhuge Liang angry, and now this person is definitely not the Zhou Lang who burned the Red Cliff. Zhou Lang has been dead for hundreds of years, where does such a counterfeit come out?He said he was Zhou Yu and Zhou Gongjin, and I was Sun Quan and Sun Zhongmou!This person is the same, so many names are not easy to call, but he is arty, what is his name Zhou Gongjin?

It turned out that this person was the general Zhou Gongjin who visited the brothel last night.Zhou Gongjin had been fond of Juicy Peach for a long time, and today he finally got what he wanted and did what he wanted, he got into the hot quilt of Juicy Peach and had a good time for most of the night, finally he settled his mind.When Tianjiao was faster and fifth, he hurriedly woke up from the gentle village, got up from the bed, and said while pulling up his pants:

"Tao'er, thank you for being a couple for one night. You wait patiently. I will come again in the evening. I want to make things clear first, so I don't dare to pick up another guest!"

"What if you don't come?" Shui Mi Tao pursed her lips and said with a smile.

It is said that it was a one-night couple with a hundred days of grace, this night made Juicy Tao taste the beauty of being a woman: the old man is not close to women, so she thought that Master Di was a real man!In fact, compared with Zhou Lang and Zhou Gongjin, the quality is far behind.General Zhou lived up to his reputation and was incomparably mighty. Don't spend your whole life with such a person, even if you sleep a few times, it's not in vain. It's worth it!

"If I don't come, I'll be the bastard of the turtle town!" Zhou Gongjin vowed.

"Zhou Lang doesn't dare to lie." Juicao smiled sweetly, showing two dimples on her face.

Zhou Gongjin slipped his trousers in one hand, put his other arm around Juicao's neck, and kissed two hard, one on each side of the two dimples.

"Don't be ashamed, you can't eat enough chicken! You didn't get into someone's body last night, and now you still want to do something bad." Juicy Tao said with a smile.

"I'm not alone, men all over the world are the same." Zhou Gongjin said brazenly.

"When will you redeem me?" Shui Mitao remembered Zhou Gongjin's promise to her.

"Don't panic, don't panic, wait until the work is over for a while." Lao Zhou was ready to go out.

Xiao Shui reprimanded: "Men are like this, what they say doesn't count, and when they put on their pants, they don't admit it."

Zhou Gongjin hastily argued: "Dear, where is it? You don't know that the house has caused a lot of chaos recently because of the emperor's crime, and it's not over yet! Wait until I take down the little eunuch with my own hands and bring it to me. A large reward, and I will take you far away."

"Words count!"

"sure!"

When Zhou Gong went out, the old bust grabbed him from behind and told him:

"General, 100 taels of silver will be delivered tonight. I'm still waiting to use the money! The girls have lost all their money to buy cosmetics and lipstick. You know, business is not good recently, you can't make ends meet, and money is tight... ..."

Zhou Gongjin said again: "Definitely!"

Lao Zhou has important matters to attend to, and he dare not delay for too long.It is agreed that we will act today, and go to Nanfu to arrest the prisoner.This is a minor matter of losing one's job, but a major matter of losing one's life.The old eunuch was not easy to speak, and the little yamen was even more unreasonable.Doing business with these people is like going to the dog market with your head in your hands. There is a danger of being bitten at any time, so it's better to be careful.What is wrong in the world, drinking other people's porridge and letting others make changes, people are poor and short-sighted!According to me, Duke Zhou, I am longer than people when I lie down, taller than people when I am standing, strong and strong, and full of martial arts, what is worse than people?So it's not because of money's face to send someone under the fence.

There is another floor on the top of the gate tower of the Prince's Mansion, on which there are guards standing guard.This time, everyone was afraid that they were lazy and went to sleep, and they didn't even notice that their general had arrived at the door.Zhou Gongjin yelled three times, but there was no movement inside.Zhou Gongjin was wondering, when suddenly the courtyard of the palace was full of gongs and drums, the lights were brightly lit, and the voices of people were noisy, shouting and yelling meant that some kind of spies had sprung out!

Suddenly, the sentinel standing on the tall building seemed to wake up from a dream, found the person at the gate, and boldly asked:

"Hey, who are you, are you a spy?"

Zhou Gongjin was furious and shouted: "Bastard, you can't even hear my voice, I am Zhou Gongjin General Zhou!"

The little eunuch hiding in the dark saw this clearly and clearly.He judged that the uproar in the compound must be related to Miss Nanqiao, and if he didn't help her at this time, he would definitely be murdered.But he couldn't go in, he was in a hurry, it just happened that the general was going to enter the hospital last week, how could he miss this golden opportunity?

The sentinel upstairs yelled: "General, why did you come back at this time? Where did you go drinking last night? There may be an accident in the compound, and there is a lot of noise! ​​Please wait a moment Ah, I'll come down and open the door for you."

The gate had just opened a crack, the little eunuch was eager to catch up with a few steps, stepped forward and killed the gatekeeper first with a knife, and when he was about to chop Zhou Gong in, Zhou Lang asked urgently:

"who are you?"

"I'm your grandfather!" After saying that, the little eunuch swung his knife again.

Zhou Gongjin escaped.It is said that he can fight well with his ability, but let's not talk about it, at least he still has the ability to deal with the last few rounds.However, firstly, he didn't bring a weapon, and secondly, he was tired after a night of hard work on Juicy Peach's bed, so how could he be the opponent of the little eunuch?A good man doesn’t suffer from immediate disadvantages, 36 tricks are the best, he dodged the little eunuch’s knife, and ran to the door, shouting as he ran:

"Come and catch the spy, the spy is at the gate!"