Merry Eunuch Lang

The little eunuch was escorted into the palace for the second time, and the supervisor was afraid of obeying his mother's order and violating the order of the emperor, so he had no choice but to put a rope around his neck again symbolically.

As soon as the concubine saw her son-in-law, she immediately got up and wanted to help him, but then she thought about not being too hasty, let's see the old man tried the case, maybe he would use a knife and a gun to kill someone?It's not too late to fight him hard until then.

"Who is your Highness kneeling on?" King Dayue stroked his sparse yellow beard with his right hand, and said with a downcast face.

"I've already said it before, so I won't repeat it." The little eunuch changed his face and replied.

"Ask you?" King Dayue raised his voice.

"It doesn't matter if you don't say it, but you will kill me again." With the support of his mother-in-law, the little eunuch became more arrogant.

"Okay, tell the truth, the lonely king will not kill you. Let me ask you, since you are a son-in-law, the princess must have told about her father, so tell me, what are the two things growing on the soles of the lonely king's feet? "Da Yue King's attitude is much better.

"Meier didn't tell my son-in-law that there was something in her father's feet, but she did say that there was a strange bone on the back of his head." The little eunuch said in an orderly manner.

"What, what, there is a bone or a strange bone, isn't that the rebellion of Wei Yan, the famous general of the Three Kingdoms?" King Dayue blushed suddenly, and his yellow face turned into black.I wondered where Miss Shimei found such a silly son-in-law, wouldn't this make my father-in-law ugly on the spot?

"Father is missing!" the little eunuch shook his head and said.

"Don't ask for tea. If you don't know how to explain and make up rumors to disturb people's hearts, the lonely king will still kill you." King Dayue prevaricated. He also wanted to find a way for the little eunuch to think about what he just said. Take it back.

The little eunuch explained: "Father doesn't know that, the bones on your head are not ordinary bones, but divine bones, which are called 'unicorn beasts' in ancient books."

The color on King Dayue's face became better, but his anger still remained unabated, and he retorted: "The unicorn is also a beast!"

"No!" The little eunuch said eloquently, "The one-horned beast is a kind of dragon, and the bone on the father's head is a dragon horn!"

When the king of Dayue heard this, his face immediately rejoiced, and he said happily: "Ah, let me tell you, why do I have something on my head that no one else has? It turned out to be a dragon's horn! Hearing what my son-in-law said, It's clear that it's Princess Shimei's son-in-law, get up and speak quickly."

"Wait a minute, my lord, don't listen to this northern boy's gossip to confuse the crowd!" Finally someone in the generals spoke.

Looking at it from the Dayue Dynasty, it turned out that it was Qin Huisheng, the deputy commander of the army and horses and the servant of the Ministry of War. This Qin was nine feet long, his head was as big as a bucket, and his face was as yellow as dirt. He was nicknamed Sai Shubao. With two big axes and a horse with a yellow mane, he is the most powerful general in the country of Dayue.The former Zhang brothers controlled the government, and although Lao Qin was the second-in-command in the Ministry of War, he dared not speak out.This morning, I heard that a boy from the north killed San Shangshu without any effort, and after inquiring, I found out that it was their brothers who killed each other, so he sneered, knowing that his chance had come.When is the head if you don't make a move at this time?With a well-thought-out plan, he did not make a sound after going to court, just to see how the King of Dayue would handle this matter.Seeing that the prince wanted to close the case hastily just now, he was dissatisfied, so he kowtowed to the ground and shouted:

"My lord, you can't do this, you can't take advantage of this kid for nothing!"

The prince was displeased, but because of his extraordinary martial arts, it was inconvenient to get angry. After San Zhang died, he would be the boss, so he suppressed his anger and asked coldly:

"How to deal with it according to the general's wishes?"

Uncle Sai lay on the ground and said: "Your Majesty is a thousand years old, don't trust this person. He doesn't have any evidence in his hand. He just relies on a witty mouth to say that he is a son-in-law or a son-in-law? What if Princess Shimei brings another son-in-law in the future?" When you come back, where do you put the prince's old face? Since he was the commander-in-chief of the soldiers and horses of the Northern Dynasty, he must have some skills, why don't you compare the young general with him to see what kind of guy he is?"

The little eunuch stood beside him, and after listening to this person's nondescript remarks, he couldn't help laughing to himself: This person's lifespan is probably coming to an end soon.Then he thought again: Why did my father-in-law use such people around him? The King of Dayue himself doesn't count for what he says, but a relative from the Wang family still wants the subordinates to make irresponsible remarks?Fortunately, Zhang Gaoshou died first, otherwise he would never have left this hall alive.

Lao Wang was undecided: if he were allowed to compete in martial arts, seeing that his son-in-law was no match, he would not be of the same class just because of his size.If it is not allowed, he is afraid of causing commotion among civil and military officials. When hesitating, the little eunuch seemed to say to himself:

"Comparison, who is afraid of whom?"

The old prince turned his head and asked his son-in-law, and said, "Ah Zi, if you dare to compete with him, it is a matter of life and death! Look at his head, and General Qin is capable of lifting a tripod, and his martial arts are world-class. You don't want to!" Do you regret it?"

"I don't regret it! If I die, I'm afraid of a bird!" The little eunuch said without raising his head.

The old prince also wanted to try his son-in-law's true skills, so he said:

"Since that's the case, tomorrow's martial arts competition, except for General Qin, will report to everyone who wants to compete with the son-in-law. Then it will be done in order. If the son-in-law is killed, it's because he's poor and short-lived. No wonder which one!"

Concubine Xian was stunned at the side, seeing that her son-in-law was thin and weak, how could he be the opponent of Sai Shubao?I wanted to talk again, but the old king had delivered the decree, so I had to secretly take care of the funeral for the son-in-law.

Early the next morning, the area around the martial arts arena was overcrowded.The king of Dayue, his wife, and all civil and military officials were the last to arrive, but they took the best seats.There are warriors guarding all around, and there is a small tea table in front of each senior official's seat, which is filled with fruits, side dishes, drinks and the like.As the lord of a country, King Dayue was naturally treated better. In addition to drinking tea and wine, he was also served by court ladies.The only one who suffered was the concubine. She didn't want to come to see it, but she was worried, so she had to bite the bullet and come to witness the tragic death of her son-in-law, so that she could give her daughter an explanation.

The little eunuch is handsome and handsome, riding a white horse with a white helmet and white armor, with a silver gun in hand, imposing and majestic, just like Xiao Luocheng is alive and Zhao Zilong is reborn.Although Qin Huisheng was majestic, with a head as big as a bear and a body as clumsy as an ox, holding two axes in his hands, he looked like a fat woodcutter chopping wood.Comparing the two, the little eunuch already has the absolute upper hand in terms of character.

Uncle Sai was impatient, wishing he could swallow the little eunuch in one gulp, and he was on his own ground, showing off his might, and without waiting for the prince's order, he urged the yellow-maned horse under his seat, swung his double axes and yelled at the little eunuch Come face to face.

The little eunuch has experienced many battles, how can he put this idiot in his eyes?But the battlefield is a battlefield after all, and a little carelessness will be a lifelong regret, so I secretly added some caution.

Qin Huisheng threw three sharp axes into the air, losing half of his strength and more than half of his momentum.I wondered in my heart: This kid is quite clever, no wonder he was the general of the three armies in the Northern Dynasty, it seems that he didn't buy it with money.

Uncle Sai chopped off the ax three times, and the concubine's heart fluttered three times. She was afraid that any ax would cut off the head of her son-in-law. Who should her daughter rely on in her life?Although she doesn't understand martial arts, she can't help but secretly complain to her son-in-law. As the saying goes, the one who strikes first is the strongest, why not do it? Old Qin is not bad for his length and strength, and his ax is heavy. Isn't Apan waiting to die?

The little eunuch already knew Qin Huisheng's kung fu very well at this time, and the reason why he didn't kill him immediately was because he wanted to take this opportunity to show off his peerless martial arts in the martial arts arena of the Dayue Kingdom. Yelang is an arrogant and arrogant guy who knows what it means to be tall and thick, and there is a sky beyond the sky.It was also because of the young eunuch's late attack that the old mother-in-law was relieved.

Qin Huisheng didn't know the severity, he thought it was the little eunuch who had stage fright!Then he turned two big axes, one on the left and the other on the right, and played a total of 36 axes.Then look at the two people: one is sweating profusely and panting like a cow, and the other is not changing his face, ready to go.The little eunuch smiled slightly and said:

"Son, this is not rushing to a temple fair. Why are you in a hurry? Go ahead and find a place to rest for a while before coming back. I'm waiting for you."

Qin Huisheng had never been so angry before, his yellow face immediately turned into a black face, and he yelled:

"I'm fighting with you!"

The little eunuch didn't give him another chance, he flicked the spear, pushed aside the double axes, and then stabbed three times in a row.

Uncle Sai turned into a straw bag, covering left and right, looking at his head and tail, throwing away his helmet and armor, just like a big bear swinging on a horse.

Concubine Xian let out a long breath in the stands, and secretly praised: This is it, my daughter really has good eyesight!

The little eunuch suddenly changed his mind: killing people is not necessarily the best strategy, if you can tame it, you can tame it, and this reckless general may be a useful person in the future.Thinking about it this way, the spear in his hand danced in the air, like a boa constrictor turning over and a giant dragon wagging its tail.The white dragon horse helped others, neighing "咴咴", Pan You'an's horsepower, the tip of the gun went straight to Qin Huisheng's face again and again with the sound of the wind, and the dragonfly retracted in an instant like a splash of water.

In this way, Qin Huisheng finally couldn't help but let out an "Ah!", threw away the two axes, fell off the horse with a flutter, quickly got up, clasped his fists in both hands, blushed, and said to the little eunuch ashamedly:

"My son-in-law is a man of gods, the young general has surrendered!"

Everyone cheered, General Qin is like this, who would dare to go up again?The king of Dayue sent an order to end the contest.

In the early morning of the next day, a deacon and eunuch issued an edict, saying:

"Prime Minister Zhang Gaoshou passed away accidentally due to shock, and his vacancy was replaced by Huang Guanguo, a sage from the Great Yue Kingdom. Qin Yuesheng (originally Huisheng, Qin Yuhui was inappropriate, and the little eunuch persuaded him to change his name) was promoted to Minister of the Ministry of War , Hong Hewan was appointed Minister of the Ministry of Officials, and Lan Shuiqing was appointed Minister of the Ministry of Punishments. The following officials were rewarded...

An additional [-] troops were dispatched, with Qin Yuesheng, minister of the Ministry of War, as the vanguard, Hong Hewan, minister of official affairs, and Lan Shuiqing, minister of punishment, as deputy vanguards. "

The little eunuch bid farewell to his father-in-law and mother-in-law, and sent troops on an auspicious day.Passing through Wugui Town to replenish food and pay, and Yueliantang Town to increase soldiers and horses, this day I saw Haizhou City, and the little eunuch ordered Zhang Baobao and Wang Hengheng to inquire about the news.