Merry Eunuch Lang

Guo Yanzhang accepted Zhuge Ming's lesson last time, fearing that there was a fraud, he first ordered the troops to split up and search everywhere. After tossing around until dawn, Mao didn't even see a single one.The old general sighed, shook his head and said to himself:

"The little eunuch really lives up to his reputation. He doesn't follow the path others have taken, and he doesn't use the tricks others have used. It's hard to deal with people who adapt to the situation and don't play cards according to the routine!"

Although it was a waste of life and money, the team did not suffer any losses in the end, and Lao Guo was at ease.Back at the camp and told the prime minister about the situation of the failure to steal the camp, the old man said:

"It's nothing. Fortunately, the little eunuch heard the general's name and didn't dare to directly confront him, so he slipped away quietly!"

After Guo Yanzhang became a famous general, he had read several books on military strategy and formation, so he didn't believe that the little eunuch was scared away.However, after this tossing, he also had more thoughts in his heart. He must be cautious when fighting with such an unreasonable and unruly person as the little eunuch, otherwise he will lose his head when the time comes, thinking that the wind has blown it away!Guo Yanzhang thought for a while and said:

"Prime Minister, according to the general's analysis, Pan You'an's tactic is called 'Escape from the Ground and Breathing Shadow Technique', and we won't be able to find them in the future."

"He's still scared." Wang Xiang said with a smile.

"It may be a little bit scary, but the most important thing is that he doesn't want to fight us face to face, but takes advantage of the opportunity to bite us behind the back. This kind of tactics is very hateful and sinister." Guo Yanzhang said solemnly.

"How many people does he have? Hehe, at best, he gathers chicken feathers to make a duster, how many drops of blood can he get from crushing a bedbug?" Wang Xiang disagreed.

"Master Xiang, don't underestimate these thieves, in my opinion there must be a master among them." Guo Yanzhang turned a corner, changed the subject, and said with a stern expression, "Master Xiang, I have heard that there is a kind of animal in the mountains They are called wolves and jackals, and some are also called jackals. They are small in size, a little bigger than a fox, but much smarter and thinner than a fox. Although it is small, this little guy can sneak up on bears and tigers, even thousands of times. A heavy buffalo."

"General Guo, aren't you an idiot talking about dreams? I've read thousands of volumes, and I've been an official and minister, and I've experienced countless things. I've never heard of such a miracle in the world like you said!" Wang Shugui shook his head and said teasingly.

"The last general never meant to underestimate you, Master Xiang. Confucius said that three people must have my teacher. It must not be that the person who talks too much is the teacher of Confucius. It's just that there is one more person who knows and hears more. That's all, I hope the old man will finish this story after listening to it."

Wang Shugui said patiently: "Okay, tell me, I'm listening!"

"The main targets of such jackal attacks are generally not dexterous tigers and leopards, but mostly larger animals, even elephants..."

"Elephants dare to mess with them?" Wang Shugui exclaimed.

"The taller the animal, the more cumbersome and slow it moves, so it is easier to get."

"How did they do it?" Wang Shugui became interested.

"Pick your ass!"

"Interesting! Could it be that you want to eat shit?" Wang Shugui yelled.

"No way! Don't talk about feces, they won't eat the meat if it's not fresh."

"So you're still a very picky guy, so tell me how they act?" Wang Xiang asked.

"Whenever a large animal is encountered, the wolf and jackal move extremely fast, and its claws are extremely sharp. It aims at the anus of the prey, pulls out the large intestine and wraps it around a big tree. The prey is in pain, struggling or chasing desperately. The murderer, the result is that the intestine can only be pulled longer and longer until he dies."

"High!" Prime Minister Wang shouted.

"The little eunuch used exactly this strategy!" Guo Yanzhang ended his judgment.

"No way?" Wang Shugui hesitated, "His surname is Pan is not a jackal, and we are not stupid cows."

Guo Yanzhang said sincerely: "Master Xiang can verify it in the future."

Wang Shugui panicked, he was afraid that his ass would be pulled out and his intestines would be pulled out, so he begged: "General, save me, I am willing to share the world with the general."

Guo Yanzhang laughed and said: "Master Xiang doesn't have to be like this, the end general is not a villain who seeks profit and forgets righteousness, and he dare not have the ambition to be called king or prince. Following Lord Xiang and being loyal to the country is the duty of a general. "

"Quickly tell me, general, what should we do next?" Wang Shugui asked anxiously.

"Pass down the order, one hundred thousand is a team, and quickly split up to find the main force of the little eunuch."

Wang Shugui ordered Wen Shichang to command and mobilize the army as planned. The 83 troops had been busy for a day, and the little eunuch and his men and horses were not seen. It was getting late, and the leaders of the camps and villages set up pots to cook rice.Before a mouthful of food was filled into the mouth, suddenly firecrackers, gongs and drums, pots, pots, etc. were all blared, dust was flying, and shouts were everywhere.Wen Shichang hurriedly ordered the army to assemble, divide the troops to attack, and searched for midnight, but still found nothing.Just after settling down, the old tricks were repeated again and again, and it took three days to toss.Wang Shugui jumped up against the case and said angrily:

"Order each battalion and village to allow the enemy to harass and remain unmoved. After dinner tonight, all soldiers of the three armies sleep with their heads covered. Anyone who moves out without permission will be beheaded!"

It was night, the eunuch fifty thousand elite soldiers rushed into the camp, killing and hacking.The officers and soldiers did not dare to attack because of the words of the prime minister, but were killed by the eunuchs, and even lost several generals.Finally, count the troops, those who escaped, those who disappeared, those who were killed, captured and injured, etc., lost [-] soldiers overnight.

Prime Minister Wang was so remorseful that he called all the generals to discuss.Wang Shugui turned his eyes to Guo Yanzhang, and the resourceful old Guo had no choice but to shake his head and sigh.When the old king saw that none of the generals spoke, he said angrily:

"As the saying goes, soldiers are raised for a thousand days, and they are used for a short time. When the country is in crisis, you don't even let a fart go. Before the battle, you all roll up your arms and sleeves, pat your chest to confess your love and brag, saying that this is the queen of the general, and that is the crown. The three armies, how invincible and heroic, why are they silent at this time?"

Wu Shamao, the general soldier of Shanhaiguan, came out and said: "Prime Minister calm down, it's not because I'm not willing to contribute, but because I don't know how to exert it? The little eunuch Shenlong can't see the head but sees the end, disappearing like a ghost. Our fists hit the cotton buns. , This is called being powerful but having nowhere to use it!"

When the generals saw that someone came forward, they boldly joined in and said: "Yes, yes, it is right for the Prime Minister to think of a perfect plan, otherwise this battle will not be able to be fought."

Prime Minister Wang had a sullen expression on his face, and he said calmly: "I asked you to make up your mind, but you joined me in the army. So, starting tomorrow, we will send a troop to patrol in turn, and the rest of the troops will rest and sleep. His little eunuch dared to come to rob the camp, everyone thinks how many troops should be sent to patrol? Otherwise, there should be 10 people in one group, and there will be seven groups in total, don't let the little eunuch have an advantage in numbers."

Suddenly a female general strode forward, bowed slightly to Wang Shugui who was blowing his hair, clasped her fists with both hands and said in a loud voice:

"The Prime Minister will send me out to patrol the police tomorrow, 2000 people are enough! Let's see who dares to harass me?"

Wang Shugui looked down and couldn't help being surprised: there is such a beautiful woman in the world?

I don't know how the female general will win or lose, we will talk about it next time.