Merry Eunuch Lang

Qi Guangyuan and Lin Rugui, two beggars who made revolutions, became rich overnight, and they became generals from chief executives and centurions. This was something they never dreamed of.They just saved a big old black, and they just caught a senior brother Gao. From their point of view, it's nothing but a good thing, as long as they play comfortably and lively.Although these two experts who set fires in high winds and murdered people in the dark of the moon rely on the support of their eunuch brother-in-law, it depends on who they are. In front of Mr. Hu Sanhu, they still obey the rules and dare not become big.It's not just because of Hu San's high official status. If nothing else, they admire Master Hu's ability to direct and plan affairs like a god. Of course, the close relationship between Hu San and their eunuch brother-in-law is not to mention.

After the two were promoted, Hu San assigned them another important task, which was to sneak into the enemy's camp and set fire to it when the two armies were at war.When Qi and Lin saw this, they immediately raised their eyebrows with joy, laughed heartily and said:

"Brother, you are the right person this time. The two of us can't do anything else, neither is it inherited from our ancestors, nor is it passed down from our teachers. The heat is not strong or the fire is not strong enough to burn thoroughly, Brother Hu, cut off our heads and cook them in the pot."

Hu San smiled and said: "What's the use of cooking it in the pot, and you can't drink. Well, don't gossip, you two, go, no matter how big the fire is, as long as it burns up. Another point, to prevent someone from going to put out the fire, you two If the person who put out the fire is also killed or captured, then the credit will be unrivaled."

The two were overjoyed, patted their chests and said, "Brother, don't worry, we'll take care of these two things!"

It is said that the work of setting fire is actually the easiest, but it depends on who does it.When Qi and Lin were in Langdang Mountain, they had done a lot of this work, so they knew the way and did it with ease.It is also a match made in heaven, Wang Xiang listened to Guo Yanzhang's plan, and the whole army came out, leaving only a few cleaning veterans and some cooking cooks in the camp, looking at it from afar, it looks like the old soldiers in the Three Kingdoms period. In Xicheng (now Xiheli County, Gansu Province), the two reckless men don't care whether he is an empty city plan or not!With a team of more than ten thousand, they picked up a few handymen, and You Ru went into the melon field with an axe, chopping each one happily.Then it was set on fire. Fire starters such as oilcloth and sulfur were prepared in advance. When the fire became too big, there was no way to save it.When the two saw the fire, they danced for joy, when suddenly a soldier reminded them:

"Two generals, before leaving, the military adviser ordered to prevent someone from coming to put out the fire!"

Only then did the two regain their senses, and immediately tied a few buckles on the main road, the kind that hunters in the mountains used to tie wild boars, bears and even lions and tigers.Just as he was ready, the unlucky Guo Yanzhang rushed to put out the fire with a small number of people.Because he was the one who came up with the all-out plan, he was more anxious than anyone else when the house caught fire.

What kind of person is Guo Yanzhang? His ancestor Guo Ziyi will not talk about it. It is him himself.Old Guo Wan didn't expect that a hero like him would fall into the hands of two reckless men.The general's death without a name can only be explained by God's will.After Lao Guo got into the trap, the soldiers guarding in the dark swarmed up and bound him tightly like a pig.Then push and shove, and hand it over to the two generals.

Qi Guangyuan was in a hurry. It seemed that he had arrested an official, and he didn't care about indiscriminateness. He swung his sledgehammer and went down on the head. The hammer was light and hard, and Lao Guo's head was instantly opened.Lao Qi's hammer is no good, but compared with a human head, its fineness is many times stronger.Therefore, a dignified figure who was described by Wang Cheng as Guan Yunchang was settled in this way.If Guo Yanzhang knew who killed him at that time, let alone being killed, he would be very angry.

Lin Rugui felt a little regretful, clicked his tongue, and said, "Why did you kill him?"

Qi Guangyuan said: "If you don't kill him, and let the eunuch brother-in-law release you when you go back, isn't it that we have been busy for a long time?"

Lin Rugui thought about it too, and told the soldiers: "Okay, now that you've killed him, cut off this guy's head, and go to Mr. Hu for a reward, maybe you can exchange for a few jars of good wine!"

Xiaobing looked at the dead body and hesitated to strike. Lin Rugui was about to explode, Qi Guangyuan said with a smile:

"Brother, don't embarrass these brothers. I smashed the head of this guy into the chest. Where can I cut it?"

Lin Rugui shook his head and said, "Forget it, forget it. You can't even figure out the name of a general after killing him. It doesn't matter if you repay the merit or not. It's just that a few jars of good wine were delayed."

Immediately, Lin Qi and Lin Qi ordered their [-] brothers to quickly withdraw from the charred enemy camp.

The camp was on fire, the morale of the army was slackened, the generals had no fighting spirit, and the soldiers had no fighting spirit. The small eunuch's brigade took advantage of the situation to cover up and kill them, and the rebel army was defeated in an instant.The little eunuch shouted around again: "The rebels have listened. The empress dowager has passed down a decree to eliminate the traitor Wang Shugui and the rebellious Wen Shichang. The rest will be left alone and will not be questioned. Those who surrender will not die. General Hou Bai", the rebel army was in chaos in an instant, countless people threw weapons and raised their hands on the spot, and a large number of rebel generals turned and fought back, turning around and killing the rebels.

Prime Minister Wang was escorted by a few generals and fled in a hurry. Now that the camp is burned, there is no place to eat or sleep. What should we do?The current plan is to cross the river as soon as possible and return to the north to reorganize a team and then compete with the little eunuch.

As we were walking, a high mountain ahead blocked the way, and at the intersection was a huge boulder with the words "Huarong Road" written on it, Lao Wang was terrified.Suddenly a rush of people and horses ahead blocked the way, the first two generals were riding a donkey and the other was riding a mule. The rider on the donkey was holding a water and fire stick, while the rider on the mule was holding two huge hammers (the color is not very clear, the color and weight seem to be made of iron) ).Prime Minister Wang thought they looked familiar. Why did they seem to have met somewhere? Could it be the ambush under the little eunuch?The big man riding the mule couldn't hold his breath any longer, and shouted out loudly:

"Hey, listen carefully, I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, save money to buy roads!"

When Wang Shugui heard about it, he put his heart into his stomach. It turned out to be a group of bandits!He looked back at his poor manpower. Now there are less than 83 people left out of 83. Only God knows what went wrong.

Qi Guangyuan and Lin Rugui led the team without any rules. They were greedy for the scenery on the roadside, and took a chance to drink a few sips of yellow soup in the village barbeque. As a result, the troops traveled a long way, and the brigade had already returned to the camp first. Right now, there are at most a hundred and eighty to less than 200 people following around.Prime Minister Wang was surrounded by powerful generals such as Wu Shamao, Sha Jiuke, Yao Songshan, Yang Gongzhen, and any one of them was several times stronger than the two bandit leaders.One is that the general of the defeated army dared not speak bravely, and the other was that he didn't know what to do and thought it was an ambush set up by the little eunuch here, so he didn't dare to act rashly.Besides, the man riding the mule with two big hammers is also talking about hundreds of catties. Who would dare to play the game of hitting an egg with a stone?

Wang Shugui stabilized his mood, with a bright smile on his face, he pushed the car forward a few steps, and said in a pleasant voice:

"Hero, I am a merchant passing by. I accidentally ran into bandits on the way and was robbed penniless. Otherwise, I will issue an IOU first. You are waiting here, and I will collect a large sum of money when I go back." The silver is brought to you, how about it?"

"Damn it, are you treating us like monkeys?" Who were Qi Guangyuan and Lin Rugui?It's a pity that I didn't see the truth in the battle that day, so I said sloppily, "If you have money, you stay and leave, and if you don't have money, you leave the horse and hit it. Didn't you see that I don't even have a decent mount now? I see yours. The small car is good, how about borrowing me for two days?"

Prime Minister Wang was furious and shouted: "Bold and strong thief, this old man is the first-rank prime minister of the court. I have something important to pass by here. If you gang of thieves are wise, get out of the way quickly and let me wait. If you say no, If you spoil my big business, go back to Bingming today, and you will definitely let everyone wait for you to copy and chop!"

Qi Guangyuan was overjoyed, it really was a big fish, caught Wang Shugui, and the eunuch brother-in-law died unhappy.But he also knows his own abilities, Old Wangtou must have some masters under his command, his wooden hammer will make a big hole if he pokes it, will he not reveal his true intentions by then?But they couldn't restrain these people without giving them a little more power, so the emergency chief Qi Guangyuan yelled without thinking:

"I was originally a bandit from Langdang Mountain. The emperor pardoned me. What can you do to me, a bad old man?"

Wang Shugui was shocked when he heard this, it turned out that this gang of bandits was very famous, and he regretted that they couldn't eliminate the evil at that time, which is why they are in trouble today.What to do, the generals under his command dare not approach, and he has no strength to restrain the chicken, let alone start.At this moment, suddenly a single horse ran from behind, came to Wang Shugui, and comforted him:

"Prime Minister, don't be alarmed, these two people are idiots, wait for me to kill these thieves and open the way for the Prime Minister."

Seeing that Wang Shugui was overjoyed, the old habit of making a wish for an official relapsed again, and said: "There is nothing higher than Xima, and nothing higher than saving me. General Gao rescued me, and there will be a great reward."

The person who came was Gao Shidi, whose life was at stake the day before yesterday, so he pretended to vote for the young eunuch.He saw the prime minister's defeat just now before the battle, and knew that it was time for him to show his face. If he saved the prime minister at this time, he would at least have to be named a marshal of soldiers and horses when he returned to the court. up.

When Wu Shamao and the others heard that the two people they blocked were idiots, they suddenly realized it, and they immediately cheered up, and together with Gao Shidi, five people surrounded Ding Qi and Lin, fighting with swords and guns.How could these two be the opponents of the five tiger generals, all of them lost their souls in an instant, danced and yelled:

"Brother-in-law eunuch, come and save us! A little later, I'm afraid we will meet again in the next life!"

Before the words were finished, five goddesses, each holding a spear and riding a five-colored horse, each led a thousand elite soldiers, came rushing from five directions, shouting from afar:

"If you are sensible, don't be embarrassed, Qi, Second General Lin, if not, I will let you wait for each of you to poke a hundred or ten gun holes!"