Merry Eunuch Lang

Qi and Lin Erjiang listened to Xue's brief explanation of the situation, and immediately exploded their lungs. How capable is an old coffin with hair loss, and by doing some credit for the old emperor, he set off in the countryside. Domineering, none of the eight sons has a fuel-efficient lamp.Relying on Lao Tzu's large amount of money, he ran wild in the countryside, bullying men and women.The younger sister-in-law is obviously a married woman, but she was also married by the elder brother of his family. Is there really no justice in the world, and there is no law in the world?Qi and Lin were about to assemble their teams when they heard the sound of firecrackers and gongs and drums outside the village. It was estimated that the wedding team had already arrived at the village.Without further ado, Qi Guangyuan yelled, stepped on his big green mule, and rushed out of the yard wielding a pair of hammers.

Lin Rugui didn't dare to be negligent, he was afraid that if Lao Qi made a mistake, he would not be able to explain it to the general, so he left ten small soldiers guarding the courtyard to protect the general's wife, and he himself led two hundred elite soldiers to follow him quickly.

Zhang Tianlu is wearing red and hanging green, riding a tall red horse. He is triumphant on the horse, dreaming of entering the bridal chamber at night.Suddenly he heard a cry of "Wah Ya Ya Ya Ya Yah!" A big black man riding a green mule and wielding a pair of hammers rushed towards him.

The big man rushed forward and didn't talk to him, so he beat him with a hammer.

Zhang Tianlu's bride didn't bring any family clothes, and was hit by a black man on the horse's buttocks. The horse was in pain and neighed several times, and Zhang Laoba was almost knocked off the horse.Seeing that it was not the head, Zhang Tianlu turned his horse's head around, whipped him, and ran away.

When the welcoming team saw the groom running away, they were thrown into disarray, throwing down gongs, drums, coppers, cymbals, sedan chairs, flags, etc., and scattered like birds and beasts.

Although Qi Guangyuan is rude, he knows that there is an injustice and a debt, and the innocent should not be hurt.Most of the people welcoming relatives were villagers, and there were also many people who watched the excitement mixed among them.As for the villainous servants and thugs of the Zhang family brothers, it is not easy to distinguish them one by one, so we have to let them slip by.

As mentioned earlier, Shanyin and Taiping are adjacent, but Zhangjiabao and Panjiawa are only separated by a mountain. The name of the mountain is Qilin Mountain, and the distance is only more than ten miles.Although Zhang Tianlu's horse was hammered by Qi Guangyuan, it was fine. After a gust of wind ran home, the eldest brother, second brother and other elder brothers came out to meet them. Seeing the appearance of the brothers, they all laughed and said:

"What's wrong with the eighth man? He happily went to get married, why did he come back in disgrace? Did he run into a ghost?"

The old eighth said angrily: "I can't say it, I can't say it, I really ran into a ghost! As soon as the wedding team arrived at the entrance of Panjiawa Village, I saw a big black man rushing over. He didn't care about injustice, and he swung a sledgehammer and smashed him on the head. It wasn't me. Hid quickly, I was already dead, the ass of the horse was hammered by that brute, at least it finally brought me back."

When the elder brothers heard this, they were furious, gearing up, and said one after another: "It's the opposite, where are the thieves who dare to spoil my brother's good deeds? Forget it, I'll wait for the brothers to pack up their clothes and go to meet this together." Thief!"

Zhang Tianlu stopped and said: "It doesn't take so many people, just one or two older brothers can accompany the younger brother. I saw a team of about 200 people from a distance, and we can also gather a team of 200 people. Don't let them say We bully the few with the more."

After assembling the team for a while, Zhang Tianlu ordered the fourth brother Zhang Tianbao and the sixth brother Zhang Tianfu who were the best in martial arts.The three brothers ordered the soldiers and horses of the two hundred township men, and went straight to panjiawa with a huff.

The two generals Qi and Lin here knew that Zhang Tianlu would not be reconciled and would definitely come to take revenge, so they set up a formation at the entrance of the village, waiting for the villains of the Zhang family to come to fight.

Ordinarily, the ancients said that it is difficult for a strong dragon to overwhelm a local snake, and Qi and Lin made a big mistake of knowing themselves and not knowing each other.They thought that with those few village sticks, it was nothing more than a lot of money and some strength. I have seen a lot of them. With their little ability, let's give it for nothing!The second general was self righteous, thinking that after all they are generals appointed by the emperor, they have followed the generalissimo's cronies for many years, they have fought more than a hundred battles, how could they capsize a big ship in a small ditch?With their courage and force, they scared this group of peasants and thieves to death. By the time Marshal Pan came, their battlefield had already been cleaned up.

Not long after, dust was flying on the official road in front of the village, and a team of 200 people rushed over.

Qi Guangyuan didn't dare to be negligent, and ordered Lin Rugui to hold down the corners of the formation, and he swung two sledgehammers to meet them.

"If you know the business, quickly turn the horse's head around and let me go back. My grandfather has the virtue of living well, and luckily he will spare you to wait. Otherwise, I am easy to talk, and the two sledgehammers in my hand will not be easy to talk about." Qi Guangyuan stood in the center of the circle and shouted loudly.

Zhang Tianlu hesitated for a while, pointed to his fourth and sixth brothers and said, "It was this black man who smashed my horse just now."

After all, Zhang Tianbao is a few years older and calmer.He urged the horse forward, put the knife on the saddle bridge, clasped his fists in both hands, and said:

"A good man invites you."

"Grandpa is not a hero!" Qi Guangyuan knew what Zhang Tianbao meant, but he couldn't choose the right words, so he had to change his words, "Grandpa is not a hero, who is a hero?"

Zhang Tianbao smiled slightly and said: "Since you are a good man, you should abide by the rules of the world. If you want money, please ask the good man to make an amount. If you want something, please ask the good man to tell the name of the thing. Only after you make a list and the price can we return it on the spot. Money!"

"Damn, you think I'm a bandit? To tell you the truth, when I was a bandit, you didn't know where to pee!"

"After all, the hero is really an old bandit! I have admired him for a long time!"

Qi Guangyuan saw that he was trapped in, and he said angrily: "I used to be a bandit, but now I am not. I have already recruited and returned to the court, and now I am the official army of the celestial dynasty, under Marshal Pan, Qi Guangyuan and Lin Rugui who are officially named Xiaoqilang Two generals, boy, do you know?"

"Two idiots and a pair of idiots, so what if they know, so what if they don't know?" Zhang Tianbao still used the aggressive method.

"Wow ____ hey! I'm so mad. I won't kill you, you bastard today. I swear I won't be a human being! But before you die, I have something to explain, so that you don't go to the king of hell after you die. Make three and four complaints."

"Speak if you have something to say, and fart if you have something to say!" Zhang Tianbao teased.

"Old Lin and I are unknown generals, you gang of thieves don't care if you don't know about it, do you know whose subordinate we are?"

"Whose subordinate?"

"You still don't believe me when you say that you are a big toad in Jingshen, and you are a little boy in Chiqian. You are safe, kid. Don't be scared when I say you are famous. You fall off your horse and die and say that I set you up."

"Well, I'm sitting still."

"Do you know that the word "emperor's seal" stands alongside the king?"

"unknown."

"Do you know that there is a Grand Marshal who is famous in China and abroad?"

"unknown."

"Do you know Pan You'an?"

"I've heard of this Pan You'an, isn't he just a fake eunuch who hasn't been cut clean?"

"Wow! You bastard, you live in a poor country, you don't know how high the sky is, how thick the land is, how deep the river is and how wide the sea is? You have the ability to wait for a while, and Marshal Pan will arrive later. If you have something to say, you and him Say it."

"Pan You'an is a bird? If you want to say that you are the king with one word, it is my father. I only hate the old emperor for not keeping promises. He demoted my father back to his hometown when he conquered the country. He only has the false name of Shanyinhou. It is really forever. Turn around, wait for Pan to be unable to come, and think that Pan will not be able to, but today he came to the door to die. But there is a condition before Eunuch Pan comes..."

"What conditions?"

"First take your dog's head and give it to the little eunuch as a meeting gift!"

"Wow! Aren't you afraid that the wind will flash your tongue? Come on, I will play a few tricks with you. If you don't give you something powerful, you still don't know about the three eyes of Lord Ma."

After all, Qi Guangyuan picked up the double hammer and hit it with his head in his pocket. It’s really not good. Lao Qi then changed the paper hammer into a wooden hammer. This wooden hammer is remade from the root of a thousand-year-old tree. There are many fangs on the hammer head, and it’s hard to hit it once).

Zhang Tianbao didn't rush, he raised his machete and went up to him.

Before the end of the battle, Qi Guangyuan was sweating profusely, panting like a cow.Seeing this, Lin Rugui hurriedly asked the donkey to come forward with a water and fire stick to help.Zhang Tianbao smiled slightly, seeing that the two were getting close, he roared, and the machete slashed across, and the two heads fell to the ground.Poor generals Qi and Lin, heroes for half a lifetime, who have gone through hundreds of battles, died unexpectedly in an unknown place. At the end of their lives, they were considered to be helping their friends, and their deaths were in vain.

When Zhang Tianfu and Zhang Tianlu saw that the fourth brother had succeeded, they waved their hands, and two hundred township and Zhuang Ding rushed up with swords and guns and loud shouts.

Most of the [-] elite soldiers led by Qi and Lin were from the old troops of Langdang Mountain, who were used to climbing over walls and ridges, climbing high and low.Seeing that the main general died in battle, he knew that it would be useless to resist, so he simply shouted, retreated to the village, hid in the farmyard, and defended against danger.

The Zhang brothers only know how to take people immediately, and they don't understand this kind of guerrilla tactics at all.Zhang Tianbao was helpless, and ordered the soldiers to yell at the village:

"Son of a bitch, come out if you have the ability!"

"Pan You'an's people are so virtuous! They are still defending the frontiers and eradicating the Japanese, or they should get into the hot bed and be a tortoise!"

"If you don't come out again, it will be set on fire! At that time, Panjiawa will be burnt to the ground without distinguishing between weeds and weeds. Where can you hide?"

The folks in Panjiawa raised their hands, complained, and cried: "What a crime, Xiao Anzi was the one who caused trouble for us in Panjiawa! When he came back last time, he was set on fire by his aunt. Disaster to the village, but this time it is a disaster!"

The three brothers heard the soldiers shouting for a long time, but there was no movement inside.The sixth child shook his head and said:

"Fourth brother, eighth brother, I don't think it's an option to go on like this for a long time. It will be terrible if someone surnamed Pan comes later, it's a tiger!"

"I'm afraid he's a bird!" Zhang Tianlu gritted his teeth, "I'm waiting to meet him!"

Among the three, Zhang Tianbao is the oldest and the most scheming, he thought for a while and said:

"In my opinion, 200 people attack the village, and if you can't take it down in a hurry, it's better to go back. Discuss with my father and see what countermeasures the old man has?"

"No, no, you slapped your ass and left. Where is my wife? I am still waiting to sleep with her tonight. I have been holding back for several days waiting for this day!"

"Old eight, don't lose the big because of small things." The fourth child persuaded.

"Don't listen, don't listen!" Zhang Tianlu covered his ears and said, "Anyway, I won't get Miss Xue tonight, so I swear I won't go home!"

The sixth child also persuaded: "I can't do it, I'm a bitch..."

"Your mother is the wife, don't slander my wife!" Zhang Tianlu got angry.

Among the brothers, the eighth brother is the most difficult to deal with. Everyone knows this, and no one can do anything to him except his father.While hesitating, a soldier suddenly shouted:

"Look, there's a lot of people over there!"