Merry Eunuch Lang

It has been five years since Xian Ailian's husband left, so how come there is no news from Pan Lang?She looks at each other from door to door every day, waiting eagerly, how can her Pan Lang be safe?Will it arrive on time?

In the year of the accident, Xian Ailian's elder brother Xian Shibao was arrested by the government and locked up in a death row prison, waiting to be executed in the autumn.Unexpectedly, the thief conspired with the prisoner in the same room, killed the prison officer and others, and escaped.At this time, Xian Shibao's only way out is to go up the mountain and become a bandit. He and his inmate, a guy named Zhuan Tianhou, made friends with each other. The act of killing and extorting goods.

In the first few years, Xian Shibao was afraid of revealing his identity, so he did not return to Ziwu Village to harm his fellow villagers, mother and sister.Later, a little mountain bandit revealed that there was a great beauty named Xian Ailian in Ziwu Village.Xian Shibao naturally knew who the rumorer was talking about. First, he was ashamed to see his mother and younger sister. Second, he still had some sense of shame. reprimanded:

"Don't talk nonsense, Ziwu Village is my hometown, why didn't I know about this? Anyone who talks nonsense about this in the future will have his tongue cut off."

Hearing what the second shopkeeper said, Xiao Luo stuck out his tongue and made a grimace, and didn't make a sound.

The chief shopkeeper, Zhuantian Monkey, is named Yu Zhanshan. He was originally a thief in the sea.Yu Zhanshan murdered and set fire, raped women, robbed and robbed all kinds of crimes.This time, he was not taken into prison by the county government for major crimes such as murder, so the guard was not very strict, and he escaped.His fellow inmate Xian Shibao told him that there is a place to go in Yingchou Rock, which is called Broken Arm Cliff, which can be defended when retreating and attacked when advancing. In the first few years, several green forest heroes occupied this mountain. If you are careful to be assassinated by someone, if you occupy the mountain and the tiger can't die, you will never lose.Diamond Monkey was overjoyed when he heard this, and the two of them got together for a while, then used the silver they had stolen to renovate the cottage, and gathered a group of desperadoes, like fish in water, like wolves entering a mountain, with the wind and the water, it really came true. Several big deals were made.

Yu Zhanshan, the Monkey King, had been at Broken Arm Cliff for a long time, and he was tired of eating meat and drinking in large bowls every day, so he began to miss women.Some of the girls Xiao Luo found for him in the village at the foot of the mountain were not in good shape, with thick waists and strong legs, or ugly faces with red faces and rough skin.Or dull, unsightly.It's not like their southern women who are fair and beautiful, and can get water when squeezed, and it's satisfying to sleep for a night.

There is a beauty named Xian Ailian in Ziwu Village, and finally Diamond Monkey gets the news.He beat around the bush and tricked the second treasurer, Xian Shibao, to go down the mountain and get this woman for him. The money doesn't count, even if a few brothers die.Xian Shibao was inferior to the boss in terms of martial arts, scheming, and ruthlessness, so he couldn't resist, so he had to tell the truth that Xian Ailian was his direct sister.

Old Yu Wen said that he was overjoyed and said: "This is even better! Our brothers were originally sworn brothers, I am a brother and you are a brother, and now we are getting closer. You have become my brother-in-law, and I have become your brother-in-law. Wouldn’t it be a perfect match, a great thing to have the best of both worlds.”

"A good thing is a good thing, there is a reason..." Xian Shibao told Diamond Monkey exactly what happened back then.

"I'm afraid he's a ball!" Yu Zhanshan slapped his thigh and shouted, "That kid killed seven of our Green Forest Brothers by himself, it was because he was lucky that he didn't meet a master..."

"Brother, as far as my younger brother knows, those seven are all possessing special skills, and they are by no means ordinary people." Xian Shibao recalled that scene at that time, and now he can't help trembling in his calves, with a look of fear on his face.

"Okay, okay, don't make other people's aspirations, and destroy your own prestige. Didn't you say that the eunuch-looking kid hasn't shown up for a few years? It's not sure whether he will live or die, and it scares you into such a ball Tomorrow you go down the mountain and say more good things to your sister, if you agree, just go up the mountain, I will treat her well, it is better to have a man by her side than to be a widow at home alone." The monkey said half to discuss and half to threaten.

Upon hearing this, Xian Shibao shook his head and brain, his face changed color and said:

"Brother can't be in a hurry, you have to let me think of a way?"

Diamond Monkey has always said the same thing, and he said immediately when he saw it: "I'm not in a hurry, I wish I could sleep with your sister tonight, that's what it's called! People live in this world, and they live happily for a while, but who knows that today they will be happy?" Bowl to eat, can I put on my shoes tomorrow? It won’t last that long!”

Xian Shibao didn't dare to be strong, so he had to bite the bullet and agree to go down the mountain the next day to discuss with his sister.

Diamond Monkey was so happy, he got very drunk, and told his little boy to randomly drag a kidnapped woman to accompany him in the back room of the cottage, turn off the lights and do men and women's affairs, caring that she was ugly, handsome, fat and thin.

Xian Shibao took the two young men down the mountain to the entrance of Ziwu Village. He didn't dare to show up in broad daylight, so the young men pretended to be beggars and tried to lure the girl out to do things.

Xian Ailian’s son, Pan Yuanlang (At first, Xian Ailian named her son Pan Langlai, but was teased and said: “You can’t even hide, how can anyone expect the wolf to come? Helplessly, she added the word “Yuan” in front of Lang) Following his mother's order, he had to wait for his father to come back at the door every day. Lang Lang was still playing outside the door today. Suddenly, he saw two beggars. The children were curious and went to watch the fun. One of the beggars asked Lang Lang, saying:

"Little brother, do you know which door the Xian family lives in?"

Lang Lang said, "Our family is the Xian family."

"Then what about your father?" The beggar dressed as a minion went straight in.

"My father is working outside, and my mother said that my father is coming back soon, and asked me to wait in front of the door every day!" The little baby didn't know how to guard against, and answered truthfully.

"I am your father..."

"Bah, nonsense! My mother said that my father is a big man with a good appearance. How can he be like you, with mouse eyes and monkey cheeks, like a thief."

"No, little brother, you misheard. How could I be your father? The two of us are sent by your father."

"Where is my father?"

"Your father is sick, and he is recuperating at a family in Qiancun! He asked us to report a letter and ask your mother to take care of him."

"Then why are you two pretending to be Hanako?"

"Little brother, you don't understand. Your father is a high-ranking official. He was afraid that the target would be too conspicuous, so he told us to pretend to be fake."

Xiao Lang heard the words of Daguan, and what his mother said was not bad, so he believed it to be true, and said cheerfully:

"Okay, you guys wait here first, I'll go and tell my mother."

Xian Ailian looked forward to her husband's eagerness, and didn't distinguish between the real and the fake. After a little preparation, she followed the two Huazi and hurried on the road.Before leaving, he told his son:

"Lang Lang, take a good look at the house with grandma. I'll pick up your father and I'll be back soon."

As soon as Xian Ailian followed the two bandits, Pan You'an arrived on the back.