Merry Eunuch Lang

When Pan You'an and Xian Ailian met each other, they first cried in their arms, and then they each expressed their hearts, needless to say.

After getting on their horses, they arrived at Ziwu Village. After hearing the news, the villagers slaughtered chickens, pigs, cooked sheep, and prepared all kinds of mountain vegetables and pasta. Reward Mr. Pan, the old hero who killed six gangsters alone five years ago, and admire the little hero Nanqiao Maple Leaf who has eliminated the bandits and set fire to the cliff.Celebrating the reunion of Pan Gongzi, husband and wife, father and son, everyone chatted happily, and the scene was so lively.

Three days later, Pan Youan set off for Beijing with his wife, children, and the old lady. The villagers sent them ten miles away.

Arriving in Beijing in a few days, there was news reported to Prince Pan's Mansion, all the wives waited to welcome them out of the mansion, Xian Ailian and all the sisters and sisters asked questions and made out with each other.

Cao Huazhi was in charge, and in the hall of the palace, several tables were arranged according to the heads of the people waiting for the banquet.No outsiders are invited, the guests are Pan Lang and his wives, they are Cao Huazhi (in order of first come first served), Xian Ailian, Shangguanxue, Xue Biqing, Huang Qiuchan, Hu Fenxian, Ruan Shimei, Ginkgo Dundup , Yin Tianxue, Xuelihong (Katerina), Tianshanxue (Hulunbei), Nanqiao Maple Leaf, Lu Lianxin (not yet), Zhu Linlang, Wei Xinmei, etc. plus Uer Sultan, a total of 16 people.

Pan You'an counted them hastily, besides Lu Lianxin, the only one who is not in the mansion is the elder sister Wu'er Sudan.Pan You'an also thought about taking the female single Yu to meet him in Obao, but he was the lord of a country, how could she leave the throne and live a peaceful life with him, so she stopped thinking about it.I sent a letter earlier, explaining the reason to her, and promised to visit her in the desert again if I had the opportunity.

Pan You'an and all the wives had just raised their wine glasses when they suddenly heard the noise of people outside the gate of the mansion. The gate official said that a distinguished guest had arrived.Pan You'an and the others greeted him out the door, and they were both surprised and delighted when they saw the person coming. It turned out that it was the female single Yu who had arrived with a pair of children.Pan You'an held dear Wu'er Sultan by the arm, and the female Shanyu burst into tears when she saw her husband, and hurriedly turned back to call Batu and Ulan to visit her father and mothers to cover up.

Someone waited on Wuer Sultan to wash and wash hastily, and brought Batu and Ulan to the table.

After being seated, the Sultan saw that there were no outsiders at the banquet, so he told his story.

After receiving Pan You'an's letter, the queen thought over and over again, that you can't have both fish and bear's paw, and you can give up the fish and take the bear's paw.It was too tiring and too annoying, she decided not to be a strong woman, but to be an ordinary woman with her fixed husband for the rest of her life.U'er Sultan immediately ordered to choose Sulu, a young man with virtue and talent in the royal family, as his successor, build a high platform and choose an auspicious day to abdicate the throne to him.Then, Uer Sultan took a pair of twin sons and several servants and went straight to the capital on a fast horse to meet her husband.

The wives and Pan You'an were moved by Wuer Sultan's deep love and righteousness, and everyone stood up to toast this respectable elder sister.U'er Sultan has an excellent capacity for alcohol, and he never refuses anyone who comes, and he drank several large bowls to the brim.

On the second day, Pan An entered the court again. It was reported to the Emperor Ming that he would resign from all his posts, retreat to three homes, and finally retire to a small island in the East China Sea to spend the rest of his life.The stupid emperor was displeased and said:

"Brother, what will I do after you leave? There is no one I want to talk to."

Pan You'an said seriously: "Your Majesty, don't do it either!"

"What do you think I'm going to do?" In fact, the emperor didn't want to hang around in this seat for a long time.

"Go and raise dogs!" Pan You'an said sharply.

"Ah, what the emperor said is exactly what I want, so hurry up and issue the decree! According to my emperor's opinion, I will go to see my dear dog immediately." The silly emperor turned his head and said to the deacon eunuch.

"Wait a minute, it won't be too late to announce the decree after I go to the palace tonight to discuss with the empress dowager." Pan You'an said.

"Are you still talking about it? Well, let's do it tomorrow! Let Zhen'er make do with the emperor's errand for another day. It's confirmed, I can't push it anymore, and I'm going to feed the dog in a hurry!" The emperor Helplessly shook his head and said.

Pan You'an smiled and said, "I won't delay your dog business. But I'm afraid it won't work tomorrow, so at least you can do nothing for a few more days."

The silly emperor pouted and said, "Your brother's words don't count."

Hu Rugui, Wang Xiaowu, Hua Shixiong and other ministers clapped their hands and laughed.

That night, Pan You'an entered the palace and went directly to Duke Pan's mansion. Upon hearing the news, the Empress Dowager hurried over and said with a smile:

"An'er, you don't enter the palace when you return to Beijing, you go to your palace first, is it true that you married a daughter-in-law and forgot your mother?"

Pan You'an said: "Mother, I was about to visit your old man, why did you come to visit me instead?"

"I haven't seen you for a long time, am I in a hurry?"

Pan You'an said: "I've come back to discuss important matters with you." Pan You'an explained his plan to the Queen Mother in detail.

After hearing this, the queen mother pondered for a while, and said: "An'er is still thoughtful and meticulous, but you go so far all at once, if mother misses you, where can I find it?"

Xiao Pan said: "Don't worry, Empress, I won't come back. In three or two years, I will come back to see you."

The Empress Dowager said: "Then let's do it according to your opinion. I live alone in the huge palace, and it's not very pleasant. It's really better to be an ordinary citizen with your brother!"

Pan You'an said: "I knew that my mother was a reasonable person, and I understood it as soon as I said it. Only when you are settled suddenly, can I live my own life comfortably."

"An'er, which one of the descendants of the eight kings should you choose to be the emperor?" the queen mother asked.

Xiao Pan shook his head without hesitation and said: "The descendants of the Eight Kings are not good. Their ancestors had a grudge against us, and when they become full-fledged in the future, why don't they settle accounts with us?"

"We don't understand the other princes either!"

Xiao Pan said: "I have already searched for the No.12 brother of the former emperor, and now he is the little king in Donglu. They are all good, he is the most suitable choice. If the queen mother agrees, I will send someone to recruit him tomorrow."

The queen mother praised: "It's rare that you have considered everything so thoughtfully, so let's do it this way! But don't forget, take time to go to Beijing to see mother more! Mother is also a day-to-day person."

"Mother, don't worry, my son will never forget mother's great kindness in this life. Without mother, I, Pan You'an, would not be as rich as I am in this life!"

"Repay it once, don't tell me, without you, Xiao Anzi, my mother would have been beaten to ashes by now."

Pan You'an smiled and said, "Mother, aren't our mothers flirting with each other?"

The queen mother didn't laugh, and said seriously: "Everything my mother said is true. Mother is not the kind of person who crosses rivers and demolishes bridges, unloads mills and kills donkeys. It is not mother's nature to destroy the enemy's country and plot the death of ministers, and to hide birds with good bows."

"Mother, what a pity!"

"What a pity?"

"It's a pity that mother is a woman. If she is a woman, she must be a good king in this life."

The queen mother smiled and said: "If my mother is a man, how can I enter the palace in this life? If I don't enter the palace, where will I be a king? Well, well, let's not talk so far, you have something to do, I won't bother you anymore. When the new king arrives in two days, I will let you give orders!"

Half a month later, the new emperor ascended the throne, and the court declared:

"Due to different hobbies and aspirations, the former emperor was a bit tired from being the emperor in the past few years, so he made up his mind to become the new emperor. When the new emperor ascended the throne, he specially conferred the title of the former emperor as Xiaoyao Wang, and gave him ten hectares of land. The Xiaoyao Palace was built outside, with five hundred male and female servants each, a team of imperial guards, a reward of 1 taels, and 50 taels of silver for the daily expenses of the palace.

"Empress Dowager Tong Biyu is virtuous and dignified, employs people appropriately, and has made immortal contributions to the stability and prosperity of the dynasty. She will still enjoy various preferential treatment for the rest of her life. She will be given a golden whip to knock out the king and slap the courtiers. She will be treated according to the emperor's taste. After a hundred years, enter the imperial mausoleum, according to the emperor's specifications, allocate [-] hectares of land, sacrifice ten thousand gold, treasures and antiques, etc.

"Wang Pan You'an stands side by side with one word, his meritorious service is as high as the sun and the moon. After repeated requests by himself, the emperor granted him permission to resign from his official position and take sixteen wives to retreat to the island. 9000 taels. Xiaoxian Wang himself gave Shangfang a sword handle, which can be used to kill the faint king and corrupt officials. Two thousand of the former officers and soldiers went to the island with him. The prefectures and counties are supplied on a yearly and monthly basis.

"Sixteen wives, one by one sealed:

"Wu'er Sultan conferred the title of Mrs. Zheng Yipin, and titled him the King of Chunyang County;

"Cao Huazhi confers on Zheng Yipin's wife, and adds the title of Princess Huayang;

"Shangguan Xue confers a first-rank imperial order to his wife, and adds the title of Princess Chaoyang;

"Yin Tianxue confers the title of Princess Yunyang on the first-rank imperial order;

"Huang Qiuchan conferred the title of Lady Fengyang with the title of Princess Fengyang;

"The Mei of the Yan family conferred the title of Princess Guiyang to the wife of the first rank;

"Xue Lihong confers a first-rank imperial husband, and adds the title of Princess Hongyang;

"Tianshan Xue bestowed a first-rank imperial order on his wife, and added the title of Princess Ziyang;

"Lv Lian conferred the title of Princess Haiyang from Yipin's Imperial Madam;

"Ginkgo Dunzhu conferred the title of Princess Xiyang on the first grade of imperial order;

"Nanqiao Maple Leaf confers a first-rank imperial order on his wife, and adds the title of Nanyang Princess;

"Zhu Linlang conferred the title of Princess Dongyang on the first-rank imperial order;

"Xian Ailian confers on Jia Yipin's Madam, and adds the title of Linyang Princess;

"Hu Fenxian conferred the title of First Grade Madam, Princess Anyang;

"Xue Biqing conferred the title of Princess of Pingyang on the first-rank imperial order;

"Wei Xinmei conferred the title of First Grade Madam, Princess Qingyang."

All the wives received different amounts of phoenix coronets, silk cloth, pearl agate, gold, silver and jewelry, etc., so I won’t go into details here.

"Hu Rugui (Hu San) was resourceful and loyal to the king's affairs. He was specially appointed as the Grand Master, in charge of the six chiefs and assistants, the prime minister of the government, and the power of life, death, abolition, and establishment."

Wang Xiaowu was awarded the title of grand master, served as Zuoxiang, and assisted Hu Chengxiang.

Hua Shixiong was granted the title of grand master and served as right minister to assist Prime Minister Hu.

Zhang Facun and Huang Ren were named captains of the imperial army, and they were appointed as the second rank of military officials.

He Laowu and other current and deceased generals all received rewards.

Zhu Linzong was brave and good at fighting, did not avoid arrows, and made countless achievements.He was personally appointed by King Xiaoxian to be the matchmaker, and with the permission of the former emperor and queen mother, Chunni was married to Zhu Linzong.

Qi Guangyuan was posthumously conferred as Marquis of Zhongyi, and Lin Rugui was posthumously conferred as Marquis of Yonglie. They also allocated funds to Panjiawa, Taiping County to rebuild their tombs and build a cemetery, which will be admired by future generations.

Zhang Baobao was the guard envoy of South China, and Wang Hengheng was the guard envoy of East China.

The enfeoffment is over, and the officials shouted long live.

The foolish emperor (now King Xiaoyao) happily left the palace, because the new site has not yet been built, so he temporarily stayed in Pan Wang's mansion.All the dogs, big or small, male or female, were carefully moved into the new house by eunuchs and servants in the palace, and they were arranged step by step according to the will of King Xiaoyao.Dog cages, dog basins, dog tools, etc. are all inlaid with gold and jade. There are full-time management personnel to register all the objects. If you lose one, you will be beheaded.Needless to say, dogs are more valuable than human heads.Recruit a eunuch in the palace, ten taels of silver is enough to buy a good dog, and anything under 1000 taels of silver is a fake.

After the stupid emperor accepted his throne, he lived a happy and carefree life, and no longer had to worry about being late every day.One difference is that he doesn't care much about himself, he just needs to change me to me when he talks to people in the future.But now when people see him, they seem to be very different. Those who kowtow don’t kowtow, and those who salute don’t salute anymore. They just look at him with a smile, what’s so funny?Only his dog is the same as in the past, so he summed up a few words: the world is cold, people are not as good as dogs!The most powerful people are people, not dogs. The so-called dogs look down on people is pure nonsense.

After finishing the marriage for Zhu Linzong, Pan You'an immediately decided to set off on the same day. He thanked the emperor for all the rewards except the sword, but did not want it, and only received 10 taels of silver as military expenses.The rest, such as furnishings, accumulated silver, antiques, jewelry, etc., were either distributed to the surrounding poor people on the spot, or turned over to the national treasury.And so on, Pan Youan said:

"I entered the palace naked, and I still leave naked today. The wives I married have nothing to do with the palace, and I asked for them outside. I have stored a lot of treasures in Heye Island, which I bought from Japanese pirates. It is reasonable to say that this part of the property should also be confiscated, but I went there not only to provide for the elderly, but also to take the responsibility of occupying that place. Otherwise, after a few years, some people will say that they first discovered and kept that place. developing."

Pan Youan's wives are not all sitting in sedan chairs, Wu'er Sudan, Cao Huazhi, Shangguanxue, Huang Qiuchan, Yanshimei, Yin Tianxue, Xuelihong, Tianshanxue, Ginkgo Dunzhu, Zhu Linlang, etc. are all on horseback. Female generals, the South Bridge is always on foot, and only Xian Ailian, Xue Biqing, Hu Fenxian, and Wei Xinmei are left in sedan chairs.Of course, there is also a brave female general who sails and swims and has already gone to set up a new home, so she is not in the team.

The sisters rode horses, and those who sat in sedan chairs. Everyone was of the same age and shared the same loyalty. They fought, talked and laughed along the way.When they arrived in Haicheng a few days later, Lu Lianxin accepted her, and the sisters made each other more intimate.Lu Lianxin arranged for the team to board the ship in several groups, and it took three consecutive days for the whole team to arrive on the island.

The buildings on Heye Island have all been changed from Japanese style to Chinese style. Lu Lianxin seems to have a foresight. Apart from the barracks in the back mountain, sixteen courtyard houses have been built on the shore of the lake in front of the mountain, except Pan Lang's.The sisters laughed at Pan You'an and said:

"Lang, you don't have your Prince Pan's Mansion here anymore, so go sleep on the street!"