Merry Eunuch Lang

The resourceful and resourceful Prime Minister Hu Sanhu has always been capable and straightforward in everything, but once the matter falls on his own head, he is immediately at a loss.In order to find his wife, Lao Hu waits for news every day, and waits for the person who throws the knife to send the letter.As for whether that person's name is his brother's daughter-in-law or not, he doesn't know at all.[-]. He ran to Hua Shixiong's house. He knew that Lao Huazi could not know the whereabouts of his wife, but it was a routine. He reported to Lao Huazi every day to find out if there was any news, or whether the daughter-in-law would pass by herself. Will Lao Hua's relationship be transferred to him again?Naturally, these measures are all in vain, Zhang Facun and Huang Ren were invited to give their ideas, and they said that they can do their best, but they can't.Usually when the general is around, it is arranged by the general. They just follow the map and find out. Brain work is not their strong point.

He also sent people to investigate the Five Ghosts Alley, and there was indeed a man named Wang Tianshun there.However, I heard from the neighbors that the surnamed Wang is a lunatic, crazy and stupid, and no one would dare to associate with him.Didn't even say a word to him, turned his head and left when seeing him, because this lunatic Wang knows martial arts, his words are neither light nor heavy, he is half-stupid, it's best to stay away from such bastards, in case he gets angry Who can stand a crazy beating?

Hu San had to come forward in person. Losing his wife to find a wife and a bachelor looking for a daughter-in-law are completely different concepts. What is placed in front of Hu San is that he must find his wife, and the wife belongs to him alone. He will never allow and tolerate it. Others get their hands on it.No matter the emperor or someone else robbed his wife, he must get her back unconditionally. This is beyond doubt.Hu San decided to start a rescue operation immediately, mobilizing troops within his authority to secretly surround Wugui Alley.

Zuo Bicheng dared to oppose the emperor, so naturally he didn't take the prime minister seriously.He was always full of lust and boldness, and he was not the only one who died under the pomegranate skirt.According to Wang Tianshun's description, Zuo Bicheng concluded that someone was already paying attention to him and the woman he had snatched (it's okay to say that it's okay to save), and it was very likely that this person planned to take the woman away while he was out on business. So he decided to move immediately.It is easy to say, but there are many difficulties in practice.His strength alone is too small, if he spends his whole life living in hiding, I'm afraid he won't last long.

Frankly speaking, Hu San is an upright gentleman. Although he is a first-rank official, with one man below ten thousand, he has never harbored evil intentions, and has never associated with the underworld or evil ways.He has always dealt with the royal family on a business-like basis, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he has a grudge. What the eunuch elder brother told him at the beginning was to help the emperor do a good job together with Wang Xiaowu and Lao Huazi, so as to maintain the current good situation.Since the emperor even dared to covet his wife, this is intolerable.

After the morning court that day, the emperor announced his decree and was about to slip out through the back door after retreating from the court, but he was stopped by Hu Cheng in person, and Lao Hu brought Vice Prime Minister Hua and the three to confront him in the court hall.

Based on the clues and facts he had, Lao Hu said solemnly:

"Both of you are here. Let's open the window and tell the truth. Anyway, I'm going to go all out. The big deal is that the prime minister will quit and go home to farm. I'm looking for the two of you today. I'm busy with my private affairs, and I'm delaying your time. The main reason is that It’s a case of losing my wife. My wife Wu Xiqin, everyone’s name is Fat Xishi, so I won’t say much about it. She received an invitation to go to Washington for a drink that day. The name was to accompany Zhang Dahu. We won’t pursue who Zhang Dahu is. Right. According to the old system of the ancestors, it is unrefined for a woman to show her face in public. I admit this, and the crime is at most a disobedience to women! But well, you two are also, the emperor took this opportunity to call my wife into the palace, Lao Hua also I can’t get rid of the relationship, you and I are officials in the same dynasty, whether we are buddies or not, you shouldn’t give my wife as a gift to the emperor for asking for credit, right? Why don’t you give your wife?”

"I'll give it away!" Lao Huazi immediately shouted and said, "Brother Hu, you can't wrong a good person. If I knew that my sister-in-law was your wife, I wouldn't dare to let her enter the palace if I was killed! You ask me why Don’t send my wife to the emperor. I’ll tell you the truth, brother Hu, besides you, I can be regarded as the most loyal minister in the world, right? Let’s say the same to the emperor. If you say send your wife, I will give it to you. I just found it in other places. The new partner is as smart as a flower, and it makes people salivate just thinking about it. But my buddy, you know, he is a decent person, and if he doesn’t enter the bridal chamber, he won’t make a name for himself. It's not a second-hand product, its name is Diao Lingling, and its stage name is Diao Jinzhong, every sentence is true, if you don't believe me, you can ask the emperor."

The emperor was also unhappy with the boss, since he took the throne, this was the first time he stood in the main hall of the imperial court, and several people formed a circle with no dignity or inferiority, fighting each other.If this matter gets out, where will he save his face?What's even more surprising is that this Hu San, the grand minister of the court, an extremely human minister, can be regarded as the pillar of the country, isn't he just a woman?There are so many women in the world, if you lose it, you lose it, just find another one.You really can't talk!Wouldn't it be enough for me to find a good-looking one in the harem and assign one for you? It still takes such a lot of trouble?Finally it was the emperor's turn to speak, he cleared his throat and said:

"Brothers, we don't need to be so polite. Let's be honest. It's true that there are some mistakes in this matter. I brought Mrs. Hu into the palace without asking indiscriminately. Check it once, if you can’t come down, write a written one. But we swear to God, my sister-in-law has never touched it, whoever cheats is the one.”

The emperor gestured with both hands and made a gesture.

"But!" The emperor leaned slightly, and then said, "The man lost from me, and I can't shirk responsibility. I sent someone to inquire, and the man walked through the back door. It is said that this matter has nothing to do with Zuo Bi, the commander of the imperial army. It's related. This guy surnamed Zuo really deserves to be hacked into pieces, so he can relieve my hatred! I also avenged brother Hu for taking his wife!"

Hu San waved his hand and signaled the other two to wait. Hu San said: "I won't talk about gossip, and the responsibilities are not clearly divided. The most urgent task at present is to save people. You two know that I have no soldiers under my command. Mobilize the army except the Ministry of War. Finally It has to be decided by the emperor."

After finishing speaking, Hu San raised his eyes and looked at the emperor, the emperor raised his neck proudly, thinking that if I don't care about the army, wouldn't the world be in chaos that day?The emperor said:

"This is easy to handle. Just ask how many people Brother Hu needs, and I'll make an announcement to mobilize them."

Not to be outdone, Hua Shixiong interjected: "I cooperate with the troops in action. Although my brother is a literati, he has gone to war with the eunuch brother many times and learned a few tricks. I think it is okay to lead troops in battle."

Hu San said: "No more, no less. Give me a team of one thousand horses, led by Lao Hua, I will supervise the army, and Zhu Linzong will be the vanguard. They will set off into the mountain immediately."

"What are you doing in the mountains?" The emperor was puzzled.

"My wife was hijacked and taken to the mountains. I have to send someone to look for her in the mountains!"

"Well, that's that." The emperor suddenly realized.