Merry Eunuch Lang

Hu Rugui was appointed by the Holy Order to worship Zhu Linzong as the leader of the Yuan army, and he commanded the Central Army. He led [-] soldiers and horses to kill and rush to Wugui Hutong.Although Wugui Hutong is a big alley, it is a street after all, and it can withstand the tossing of five thousand troops.General Zhu ordered to go down, first to enclose the third and outer three floors of the alley tightly, and guard posts were densely set up at all intersections, and all personnel, regardless of gender, old or young, were only allowed to enter and not to exit.After the arrangement was completed, Zhu Linzong went into the big tent to report the situation to Hu San. Xiao Zhu saluted first and said:

"Second brother, the staff has been fully deployed, and it is guaranteed to be safe. The dog thief who robbed my sister-in-law will not be able to fly out of the city even if he has wings!"

Hu San said in a hard voice, "Brother, after finding your sister-in-law, it will be your first great achievement. Then ask your sister-in-law to cook a few side dishes, so we two brothers can rest when we get drunk, okay?"

Zhu Linzong said: "Second brother, we have important business to do. It's inconvenient to talk about drinking before the battle. At the beginning, the elder brother stipulated that those who would cause harm to the army by drinking in the battle would be executed."

Hu San echoed: "Yes, we still follow the elder brother's old regulations. Brother Zhu, you are a military commander, and you are an expert in leading troops to fight. Tell me what should we do next?"

In fact, Zhu Linzong was a cold-headed young man, not to mention leading troops to fight and marching in formations, even setting up camps would be useless.Back then, it was the little eunuch Pan You'an who arranged everything properly, but he just followed the rules.It's not that Hu San didn't know about this, but he was confused when things got to his head, he didn't know where to start the knife, and he didn't know where to start.

Sure enough, Zhu Linzong was not polite, and replied truthfully: "Eldest brother is not listening to second brother, so we can do whatever you say."

The same is true for Hu San, who makes plans and plans, but is poor in command.How majestic it was to play tricks on Wang Shugui, hold Guo Banxian to death, capture the Xiongnu King and Zhidou King Prime Minister seven times, but now let a little Zuo Bicheng suffer a lot.Hu San scratched his head and said:

"I can't help it either, so let's count where we call!"

Zhu Linzong pretended to be an expert and said: "Second brother, your soldiers are very fast. I don't think we can do it overnight. Let's arrest those thieves first."

Hu San waved his hand and said, "I thought the same way before, isn't it because your sister-in-law is in their hands? I'm afraid that they will startle the snake, and this group of gangsters will jump over the wall in a hurry and destroy your sister-in-law's life and cause a catastrophe."

Zhu Linzong, a tiger with nowhere to attack, thought for a while and said: "Since this is the case, if you don't discuss it with Lao Huazi, that old boy has a lot of ghosts."

Hu San suddenly realized: "How can I forget this stubble, quickly, send someone to invite Vice Prime Minister Hua."

Not long after, Hua Shixiong was carried into the barracks in a sedan chair.It stands to reason that under normal circumstances, sedan chairs are not allowed to enter the camp. No matter how high-ranking civil servants are, they can only ride in a two-wheeled cart (the kind used by Zhuge Wuhou back then), ride a horse or a donkey, or walk, only sedan chairs are not allowed.Once a war starts, there will be a lot of sedan chairs alone, with no place to put them, and nowhere to put them. Most of the sedan chairs are flammable items, and letting the enemy set them on fire again, wouldn't it delay things?Of course, today’s situation is different. One is that Hu San borrowed the emperor’s order to use private soldiers, and the other is that Hua Shixiong’s official position is too high, so he can’t let a big prime minister (deputy) get a donkey to ride on it!Therefore, it is both public and private, and it is a special matter!

As soon as Hua Shixiong entered the big tent, he immediately changed his face. After all, he was a man who had been on the battlefield and drank horse blood.Lao Hua said:

"How can this be done? Is it worth fighting for a few thieves? Hurry up and disperse the team. A small team of five people, a squadron of ten people, and a large team of a hundred people. The whole city is patrolled under martial law. Ask indiscriminately, first arrest and torture and interrogate. The general principle is to protect women and punish men. Men will be rewarded for wrong beatings, and women will be beheaded for wrong beatings.”

Hu San couldn't help but nodded secretly: It's still the old Huazi, master!

Hua Shixiong's order went on, and the entire barracks immediately became a mess. The chief announced organizational discipline, and managers at all levels were in place to divide the large army into small teams.Because this is a very special war, the soldiers always feel that they have nowhere to use their energy, and at the same time they don't know where to start.

Zhu Linzong led three brigades with a total of 300 people and directly attacked Wang Tianshun's house in Wugui Hutong. After entering the courtyard gate, he saw that it was an empty house!Just when everyone was confused and didn't know what to do next, the person who sent the knife and left the card came again.This time, I left the card on the window of the tent, which read:

"The hostages are in Songyuan Cave, Wangyang Mountain. Although the hostages are not in danger of life, they are not sure about the others."

When Hu San read the note, his face immediately changed from red to green, then yellow to white, his eyes bleed, his heart speeded up, and he was not as calm and reserved as before. The word "other" hardly made him lose his breath.He knew what other things meant, and it seemed that the sex thief couldn't wait for the overlord to attack his wife in that respect.

Zuo Bicheng guards a beautiful and fat Xi Shi all day long, but it is useless if there is meat that cannot be eaten in his mouth.The dog-like Wang Tianshun looked at his left-handed prey like a guard, without blinking his eyes all the time.Suddenly Zuo Bicheng opened his eyes: Could it be that this dog thief also took a fancy to his prey?Take advantage of the opportunity to open positions and dig treasures while he is away.Lao Zuo is a fool?He won't do such a thing of prostitution and prostitution!He worked so hard, lost his job, and finally got a flower that he, a fool, secretly enjoyed. Isn't it wishful thinking?But how to get rid of this stupid, stupid and martial arts guy?As I said earlier, if he fights alone, he is by no means Wang Tianshun's opponent. After ten rounds, he will be beaten into a fool.The two of them were learning from the same teacher, and the old man taught the trick to the fool but not to him. Thinking of it, he has always been brooding, not blaming the injustice of the master, but resenting the injustice of the world.Some people (such as the emperor) have countless wives, and they are grooms every night, but a bachelor like him finally finds a satisfactory one, and meets an unreasonable fool, who makes him hunger and thirst, every night It's hard to sleep, it's better to have nothing.Zuo Bicheng couldn't bear it anymore, he had to find a way to distract his stupid junior brother so that he could leave.

"Brother, there is almost no food on the mountain. Tomorrow I will go down the mountain to get some food. You stay in the cave to protect your sister-in-law." Zuo Bicheng tried with irony on purpose.

Wang Tianshun said without hesitation: "If you want to go down the mountain, I will go, I can run faster than you."

After that, he regretted it again, he was afraid that once he left, the brother and sister-in-law would be the same.Before Lao Zuo could speak, he immediately corrected and said:

"Why don't we go down the mountain together, so that we can take care of each other in case we run into officers and soldiers."

Zuo Bicheng gritted his teeth and thought bitterly: How can this bastard be a fool?Obviously he played Lao Tzu like a monkey.