Merry Eunuch Lang

Huang Wenjia ordered the prison guards to wait until the bright instruments of torture were threatened and was about to torture him when Pan Youan suddenly yelled:

"Wait a minute!"

Huang Wenjia sneered and said: "Why slow? You brat, to tell you the truth, this time you are rolling around in Zhu Bajie's vegetable cellar. You have found the right place. I don't want your bullshit confession when I join the army, and I don't want it for now." Your life, let me explain it, it is to make you uncomfortable, to make you suffer, the kind of unforgettable, painful, heart-piercing, in short, it is the feeling that life is worse than death! Life is better than death, you Have you heard that, boy?"

"I have no grudges with you in the previous life, and we have no enmity in this life. Why did you do this to me?" Pan You'an was not afraid that it was a lie, but when he heard that the thieves were going to torture him, he couldn't help feeling a little terrified.

"You don't understand!" Huang Wenjia took a step forward, patted Pan Youan on the head, and said with a sneer, "Boy, it is said that your chances are ten thousand times better than mine. Your backer back then was the Empress Dowager, My backer is Liangzhou Inspector Ning Wujia. Your backer can give you the title of king, and mine can at most give me a lieutenant general. Our starting point is different! You can climb to the sky step by step, but I will slowly climb up step by step. , I may not be able to climb to the high position you used to be in my life, but I can't give up. Prime Minister Wang bullied the queen mother's son and wanted to usurp his power. You help the queen mother get rid of Wang Shugui. You are a loyal minister to the country and the people. Great hero. Now that you have killed the son of my lord Engong Ning and put it on your body, what should I do, boy?"

Pan You'an was silent for a while, and said: "Old Huang, you are right, and what you did is right or wrong! But listen carefully, you are helping the evil, and I am fighting the evil, and our nature is different! Mr. Ning Bullying others, robbing men and women, harming one party, death is not worth it. You have explained clearly what I did just now. Here I also tell you clearly, since I, Pan Youan, can climb to such a high position, there must be countless clues You hit me today, tomorrow, no, no, someone will take your life when you go out after finishing your work, do you believe it or not? You weigh it, whether your life is worth more, or is it for the tiger to climb up Why is it important?"

After hearing this, Huang Wenjia couldn't help sweating secretly: Why did I accidentally forget about this?Didn't it say that the tree is big and its roots are deep, and the mountains are high and the water is long!Why didn't I think of this layer?Since he, Pan You'an, has become the commander-in-chief of soldiers and horses, and the king with one word shoulder to shoulder, there must be a reason for him.If I preside over here and break one of his hands or accidentally kill him, can I still live in this world with ease?Not to mention anything else, it is his sixteen wives, all of them are vicious, they are sixteen tigresses!What good can I do if I offended them?But if we take a step back and say that he let go of the command of this torture, what will be the result? It goes without saying that General Ning's trust in him will go back to zero, and his future will be in vain.The county magistrate is better off now, and Ning Wujia is not easy to mess with. Is there anyone among his sons-in-law who is the emperor?What kind of climate can be achieved by being so timid?Even if Pan You'an is the Jade Emperor, what does he have to do with Huang Wenjia?Everything is important at the moment, non-toxic is not a husband, small amount is not a gentleman, let's go through the immediate hurdle first.After thinking about it, Huang Wenjia sissy shouted:

"Pan You'an despised the laws of the country, killed indiscriminately without reason, and served with severe punishment!"

With an order, three or four jailers came up to take off their clothes and trousers, and take off the murderer first to do business.In an instant, Pan Youan's snow-white skin was completely exposed.

Pan Youan also lost the reservedness of a handsome man, and yelled with a straight voice:

"Huang, you should be careful!"

Huang Wenjia said with a calm smile: "General Pan, if you eat someone's food, you have to end it for others. When you were so vigorous, what advantage did my old Huang have? If I don't hit you a few times now, General Wu It’s hard to explain it there! Just bear with me, I’ll tell them not to hurt your dignity. Otherwise, more than half of the sixteen wives might run away!”

One side was talking, and the other side had already started. There was only a sound of "嗞啦", followed by a burnt smell, and Pan You'an's ass had already been hit with a poker.Xiao Pan yelled and passed out in an instant.Huang Wenjia instructed someone to spray Pan Youan awake with cold water, and said sarcastically:

"Why is Master Pan so sloppy? He didn't cooperate well at the beginning. When you wake up, our punishment will be used up. What's the point? According to the rules, the prisoner must remain very awake during torture. Only in this way can the purpose of torture be achieved, as the old saying goes, 'only when it hurts will you know your mistake'!"

"Huang, I'm your ancestor!" Pan You'an cursed in pain.

"I'm afraid your day will not come soon," Huang Wenjia said with a disapproving smile, "The ancestors of the officials are either in the soil or on the wall (portrait), how do you go to the day? A girl married early, it seems that you I can't make it in time. There are no daughters in the descendants, only a few boys. Could it be that you have a habit of cutting off your sleeves and specialize in doing things in the back?"

With Huang Wenjia's glib tongue, Pan You'an was naturally no match.He motioned Lao Huang to come forward with his eyes, then spat a mouthful of thick phlegm on his face, and cursed fiercely:

"You shameless villain, I won't let you go even if I die!"

Huang Wenjia took off his hat and gently wiped off the phlegm on his face. He said with a grin, "I don't want to die, but I don't want to die! Your wife and doll are supported by others. If I die, my wife and doll will freeze and starve." And died, how can I die? I don’t dare to die, I still want to live a good life! I don’t want to kill you, the immortal old turtle named by the emperor, and suffer the disaster of destroying the nine clans!”

Pan You'an didn't bother to pay attention to him, so he simply turned his face and closed his eyes.

"Master Pan, please raise your spirits and let's make a deal. I wonder what you would like?" Huang Wenjia suddenly had an evil thought.

"If you fart, let it go!" Pan You'an still had a glimmer of hope.

"If you call me Lord once, I'll let the little ones hold your iron chopsticks less. If you call me Lord three times, I promise I won't make a fuss on your face. Which one do you think is worthwhile?" Huang Wenjia looked like a kid. The look of success.

"How about this," Pan You'an grinned and said, "You call me Lord, how about you hold me an extra iron chopstick?"

"Hmph, that lifeless dog is really a duck in a pot, its meat is rotten and its mouth won't rot, and a tiger's dead will not lose its prestige!"

Huang Wenjia turned his head and took a look at Mr. Governor, who was sipping tea while watching the "drama" with Erlang's legs crossed. His lord looked at the life-and-death murderer and his leisurely and contented appearance. It is estimated that the anger has dissipated. More than half.

After the scorching smell and pig-killing screams in the torture room, Huang Wenjia woke up Pan Youan again and said:

"Boy, it's time to draw a few strokes on your fair face. If you don't die tonight, and see your sixteen wives in the future, don't say I made your face pockmarked."

"I'm going to fight anyway, whatever you want! There's just one thing..."

"Tell me what you have to say, don't suffocate!" Huang Wenjia held up the iron tongs and deliberated. He wanted to write something on Xiao Pan's face, but he hadn't decided what to write yet.

"I want to say that you don't die early, kid, so that I have no chance to meet you!" Pan You'an said through gritted teeth.

Huang Wenjia grinned, shook his head and said, "No, no, don't worry about it. I'm only 30 years old this year. I can eat and drink. There's nothing wrong with me. I have 50 years before I die at 20. Well, I promise to die behind you! Besides, don’t put too much hope in it, how can a lost eunuch still relive your old dreams?”

After all, Lao Huang ordered the jailer to burn the iron chopsticks red. He clamped the pen between his fingers and wanted to write the word "Tai" on Xiao Pan's face. "Tai" is the abbreviation of eunuch. , but his roots are eunuchs.He wants to write an eunuch, if he can't die, let him and the people around him firmly remember that this person used to be a eunuch.

Huang Wenjia has already designed it. The eyebrows are joined together to form a horizontal line, separated from the center of the eyebrows to form a person, and a dot on the nose becomes a character "Tai".Huang Wenjia is not a fool, what is he trying to kill the person in front of him?His plan is a treasure, he concluded that this person will never turn around, his master doesn't say anything else, just relying on the emperor's old father-in-law is enough to make him a great success in the future!Lao Huang took the red-hot stylus and just touched Xiao Pan's face when he heard someone shout:

"It's not good, the governor's mansion is on fire, everyone hurry to put out the fire!"