Merry Eunuch Lang

It is the mid-autumn festival in August, and since the two masters got married at the same time according to the imperial decree, it is difficult for all the presenters to go to the banquet.Of course, as long as the courtesy is reached, no matter how light or heavy the courtesy is, it will be sent to the two families, and the name will be given when the courtesy is reached.The key is that it is difficult to deal with people attending the banquet. Although the prime minister is right and wrong, he can neither underestimate the right one nor neglect the good one.Which end is Gu?It's also the fault of that little emperor, who only cares about organizing weddings for his two powerful ministers, but doesn't care about the difficulties of the gift-giver below, for being negligent, this emperor has been greatly negligent this time!

After thinking about it, everyone felt that although Prime Minister Hu was married by the emperor, after all, he was a familiar old machine, and the children were all grown up.If you don't go to him, there may not be too much misunderstanding. The eldest girl and the young man of Deputy Prime Minister Hua's family are serious new couples, so the two congratulatory gifts will go directly to Lao Huazi's house.It is also a hero who sees the same thing, and everyone went to the Hua family in one go. The pitiful Hu Rugui and his wife, who were once the great prime minister, were under one person and above ten thousand people. I can't bear to watch it.Fat Xi Shi said:

"Husband, life is nothing more than this. You have to endure loneliness. Thinking back then, our eldest brother was also vigorous and powerful. How majestic is that? Now, why don't you bring a bunch of wives and dolls and live in seclusion there? On a small broken island in brackish water. It’s been two or three years since I’ve been here, and I haven’t even heard from him yet!”

Hu San sighed and said: "Madam doesn't know something, it's not that my brother has forgotten us, he also has a lot of inconveniences! If he sends us a letter from time to time, it will be wrong to spread the matter, maybe some people think we are going to do something! "

"After that, we will never get in touch with Big Brother and the others?" Fat Xi Shi was still unwilling.

"That's probably the case." Hu San leaned into his wife's ear and said, "It's not that we don't keep in touch. When you disappeared some time ago, I found out that Nanqiao's sister-in-law was secretly helping us. However, don't spread this word. It's a big trouble to be heard by villains."

"It's true, you officials are all cowards. If you live in fear of Nuonuo, you might as well go back to my Lianqiao Town and open a restaurant!" Wu Xiqin sneered.

Hu San smiled wryly and said: "Madam is very right, but the official can't help himself. I just resign now. Can I go?"

Fat Xi Shi has always been quick-talking and unobtrusive, she said: "You have legs growing on your body, why can't you walk, and we didn't sell them to the royal family? It's just that you don't receive his royal rations!"

Hu San waved his hands and said: "No, no, absolutely no! Madam doesn't know something. People in this world rack their brains and find ways to become officials in the court. But there are also people who are trembling in the court every day. I can't take it anymore, I want to be dismissed and return to the farmland, I want to resign and return home, do you think the emperor will let him go easily?"

"Why don't you let him go? Is there anything else after handing over the power?" Fat Xi Shi was puzzled.

"When the person is gone, what are the secrets? What about the popularity?"

"You men's affairs are too complicated, and it's a headache to think about."

"Why did Zhu Yuanzhang kill Liu Bowen, an old man in his seventies and eighties?"

"Don't talk about that, I'm afraid of death! I just want to ask you, Saburo, will the emperor kill you too?"

"It's always possible!"

"Oh my God, let's quit. Let's go home. I'll run a restaurant to support you. You can continue to read your shitty books. You don't want to be that shit prime minister!"

Hu Tou shook his head and said with a smile: "It's Madam's opinion! Qin'er, do you know that if I lose my status, someone may kill me in a few days, do you believe it?"

Fat Xi Shi became more and more puzzled and said: "Who, who is so bold? Is there any reason for killing people after quitting?"

"The law of heaven is in the sky, and there is no law of heaven in the world." Hu San turned serious and said, "Madam, today is a day of great joy for both of us, so it's better not to say those depressing words."

"Big marriage, still a big marriage?" Fat Xi Shi said with a chuckle, "You have three children, why not get married?"

"The big wedding is the date set by the emperor for us, we can't violate the order, right?"

"Nerd, you are such a nerd!" Fat Xi Shi poked her husband on the forehead.

Hu San suddenly remembered something, and said: "Someone invite Zhu Linzong and that big brother over, let's have a drink!"

"Please, please, we have already arrived, and we are here to congratulate the second brother and the second sister-in-law!" Zhu Linzong shouted outside the door.

Hu San smiled and said: "You little bastard, you actually asked to come in yourself, what do you think of my prime minister's mansion?"

"What day do you need to report today? Besides, your concierge didn't stop me." Zhu Linzong was never afraid of Hu San.

While talking, the big man Wang Tianshun also followed in. As soon as Lao Wang entered the door, he fell to his knees and yelled:

"Brother kowtows to the second elder brother and second sister-in-law! Damn, it's not easy to call second brother and second sister-in-law, let's change the name to sister and brother-in-law!"

Because Fat Xi Shi was an acquaintance, and he had saved her life before, she didn't shy away from it, so she got up and got off the seat and hurriedly helped the big man up, saying:

"Ouch, brother, get up, get up, call me whatever you want, call me whatever you want!"

Hu San and his wife got married according to the decree, and drank wedding wine with two stupid generals.Fat Xishi cooked the kitchen herself and cooked some delicate side dishes.Zhu and Wang ate and drank happily, and finally got very drunk.Hu San ordered the two of them to be carried to the study to rest. When they got up in the middle of the night, they couldn't find a toilet in the place where they were born, so they dealt with it on the spot.Finally, it was not until dawn that they remembered that they were drunk at the second brother's house last night and did something good in the middle of the night, so they were embarrassed and did not say goodbye to the host's house, but slipped away quietly.

Not to mention that the marriage of Hu San and his wife was deserted, let's look at the situation of Lao Huazi's wedding banquet?

The reason why all the congratulatory presents and wedding wines focused on Lao Huazi was not because of Hua Shixiong's great talent and ability.The main point is that this guy has been walking around with the emperor the most recently, and the relationship between the two is very warm.And more importantly, he is the uncle of Empress Ning (generation), the uncle of the emperor, this is not an ordinary relationship, who can't see it?That's why everyone gathered in Washington, and big gifts, heavy gifts, and great gifts were delivered to the door.On the other side, Prime Minister Hu, who was naturally out of control, was naturally left out. It is said that Lao Hu's courtesy is also quite a lot, ranging from light to heavy, so it can be regarded as a big face.However, the popularity is not strong, this matter is all due to the little emperor's inconsideration, I don't know if it is intentional or unintentional?If it is intentional, the name here will be great.Isn't this clearly creating discord between the two?However, he is the emperor, who dares to say that the emperor is wrong?