Merry Eunuch Lang

The three classes of yamen servants in the lobby were only doing things impartially. They neither had too much hatred for Pan You'an, nor did they have any serious ties to each other.I have met several times in the past, but I have never said a word, it is because the level is not enough!They want to talk to others, can they talk?But everyone relies on hard work for food, and the ordinary people don't rely on the protection of nobles in order to get promoted and get rich.The few times I've done to Marshal Pan just now, it's nothing more than scratching the itch, going through the motions, and trying to show off his prestige.The purpose is to show off in front of the new official and leave a good impression.For Huang Dazhengqing to be so reckless, he felt that it was all his own fault.After all, he is an official of the court, sitting on the fourth (rank) and looking at the third (rank), they are all bullshit mixed people, how can they compare with the Wenqu stars in the world?

After all, Pan You'an was injured, lying on the ground grinning, trembling with pain.

The class leader was scolded by the master, and saw the angry ex-marshal laying down on the ground, he was really not that good, so he leaned down and asked:

"General Pan, it's also our fault. We acted a little harder. How do you feel now? How about we help you up and find a stool to sit on for a while?"

Pan You'an was hesitant to remain still, but in fact he didn't even have the strength to answer.

Huang Wenjia's skinny dog ​​has a long nose and good ears. Hearing the team leader's question, he suddenly became angry and reprimanded:

"You f*cking talkative bird! In the courtroom, you beat me when you hit me, and I curse you when you scold me. Is there even a servant who will apologize to the prisoner? Get off and stand there, and watch me deal with this little bastard!"

He was just Wen Quxing, why did he become full of sparks in a blink of an eye?Listening to this master's tone of voice, it seems that there is not a lot of ink in his stomach!

The third class of yamen servants flashed the mourning sticks in their hands, and as soon as they stood in two rows, they heard the master's words from the other side, and the master said:

"The surname is Pan, let's cut it short, don't beat around the bush, tell me whether you plead guilty or not?"

"What's my crime?" Pan You'an managed to recover from this.

"You said that you killed Uncle Guo, did you deliberately provoke the emperor?" Huang Wenjia took a few sips of tea from the table after sitting down on the case.

"Where is this going? I'm so angry that that kid robbed the people's daughter. Killing him is also doing harm to the people. What does this have to do with the emperor?" Pan You'an simply climbed down and couldn't get up, which was more comfortable. .

"Why does the emperor's brother-in-law have nothing to do with the emperor? You are making too much sense!" Huang Wenjia snapped.

"How do I know he is the emperor's brother-in-law?" Pan Youan retorted logically.

"I don't know, don't you know how to ask? Is there no mouth under the nose?" The master didn't give it for nothing.

"At that time, the matter was urgent, who should I ask? After I found out, my wife was also taken away." Pan You'an was not without words.

"After talking for a long time, you are still killing people for your wife! According to my judgment and analysis, you deliberately went to Liangzhou City to find trouble this time, to provoke and kill the emperor's relatives, to cause trouble for the emperor, to plot evil, and the purpose is to rebel!" Huang Wenjia said. A kind of metaphysical, kung fu of climbing along the pole.

Pan You'an held back the severe pain and said with a disdainful smile: "Whatever you say, I can wait until today if I want to rebel? The current emperor was supported by me to come to power, why should I overthrow him?"

"It's not surprising. It was the eunuch Gao Gao who supported Qin Er Shi to come to power, but Zhao Gao was the one who finally forced Qin Er Shi to commit suicide? Which eunuch in history is better?"

Pan Youan's anger soared upon hearing this. As usual, he would have motives to kill, not to mention swearing.However, this time was not that time, so he could only swallow his breath, changed the subject and said:

"Can you remove the instrument of torture when your lord asks the case?"

Huang Wenjia glanced down casually, and said: "What are you unloading? I think this set of procedures will be avoided! You are a big tiger, if you go away from the shackles, if you run away, the emperor's official will not be good." Tell me!"

"If I don't run, where can I go?"

"Do you think you are a fuel-efficient lamp? You are lying if you don't run away. Didn't you guys still drink to your heart's content during the trial the day before yesterday? Contempt for the laws of the state, forming a party for personal gain, deceiving the public, and neglecting your duties, what can you guys do? Come out? You think the emperor is a fool, and you can deceive him at will?"

"Don't dare, I have never dared to underestimate the emperor, regard the holy order as the destiny, and never dare to slack off in the slightest." Pan You'an had nothing to say, and said a few high-sounding words.

"Forget it, don't be a humble minister! What kind of humble minister are you, you are now a criminal, a felon who killed the emperor's relatives, wait to be executed!"

"Xiao Ke only wants to die quickly!"

"Go fart, you! Die fast? It's a good idea! You are the most important case that I have handled. This time, I want to borrow your reputation as Marshal Pan, and you will become famous all over the world." Wuhu once, I also want to shake off my seven-foot majesty by the way! You die soon, why should I go? But don’t worry, there will be a day sooner or later, when your surname Pan kills the dog’s life , It’s when Lao Tzu soared to the top and reached the sky in one step. Are you jealous? Are you jealous? Go mad at you, you eunuch!”

Pan Youan was under the eaves of others, so he had to bow his head. Besides, what's the use of refuting?At the beginning, it wasn't him who made the emperor who is now on the stage after careful consideration and careful selection. What he can't see is the heart in his stomach. Who knows that he is such a guy!The emperor had been wary of him for a long time, didn't he want to find him for a long time, and he came to the door by himself foolishly, it was too late to say anything, he could only stretch his neck, stretch his neck and kill him!

Although the servants of the third class are minor officials, they have all seen the world.After being under several Zhengqing lords, he accompanies the lord to solve and question countless cases. Why is this lord talking obscenely and nonsense today? How could the emperor choose such a person as the supreme judge?There is no one in the court, and the leader of the arrest team of their three classes of yamen servants is better than him if he is pulled out casually!

Huang Wenjia wanted to scold a few more words, but he saw that it was getting late, and there was something urgent to do after dinner.Someone reserved a celebrity for him at Yixiang Pavilion, the price was a bit expensive, it cost ten taels of silver a night!Twelve taels is ten taels, the capital city is no better than Liangzhou, minor disturbances are dealt with first, the location of Dali Temple is safe, and I am not afraid that we will not find a beautiful and charming lady to fill in the house in the future.The one in my hometown, I won't talk about its appearance, it's all stupid and stubborn, and I really can't handle it.A little eunuch can marry more than a dozen, but he does not marry at least seven or eight.Thinking about it this way, the old man shouted straight up:

"Retire! Wait until tomorrow to take the troubles of this dog eunuch and thief!"