Merry Eunuch Lang

The more Huang thought about it, the more annoyed he became, his heart was not at ease, and the sweat dripped down his forehead like light rain.It's not that he didn't want to wipe it off, but he was embarrassed. How could he, a majestic Dali Temple Zhengqing, fall to such a state in front of these beauties?To put it bluntly, it was his own fault, it was not good to stay in the monastery well, who would dare to underestimate him, make trouble for him or scold him for nothing?To run to such a dirty place, isn't it just looking for trouble, scolding Hades in the middle of the night, wanting to die until dawn.But after all, man!What's wrong with that?What's more, if you meet such a stunning woman now, you can't let go of such a good opportunity even if you sell pots and iron, sell grain and rice?Swear a few words and swear a few words, and sarcasm a few sarcasm, who will make people look like gods?But anyway, here is what they do, and every family has been like this since ancient times. Could it be possible that this kiln shop can change its regulations?Thinking about it this way, Lao Huang adjusted himself and became more confident. He said:

"I went to the vegetable field to buy melons, and I went to the garden to look at the flowers. What do you think I came here? I want to weigh two catties of meat buns and take them home to taste. Do you have them here?"

"Want to eat steamed stuffed buns? Yes, come on, sisters, first tickle this kid and make him some fresh steamed stuffed buns to open his eyes!"

When the blond-haired woman shouted, the four beauties immediately went into battle together, and surrounded a yellow scholar who had studied for half his life.Men and women are mixed together, neither male nor female, how is this appropriate?Isn't this public blasphemy?

Huang Wenjia screamed like a pig: "You can't do it! You can't do it! How can this be done? If it is spread, how can I get it? How will I be able to walk in the officialdom in the future?"

"Fuck your mother!" The yellow-haired woman scolded, "You say one thing and do another, you are a piao, and you still want to be a gentleman! Honestly, what are you doing in this kind of place? gone?"

"I said, I said... fairies, please wait a little longer, I have something to say." Huang Wenjia raised his trousers and adjusted his clothes in a panic, and squeaked.

"Tell me! See how much ivory you can spit out of your dog's mouth?" The yellow-haired girl changed into a furious lioness in an instant.

Huang Wenjia is not a fool, at this moment he has already guessed that this group of women is definitely not the prostitutes in the flower house, they must have some origins.The bad thing is that he said hello in advance and leaked the news, allowing this group of women to take advantage of the loopholes.Who are they?After turning a few turns in Lao Huang's mind, he immediately remembered a person——Pan You'an!Who else but him, when his wives set fire to save people in Liangzhou City Governor's Mansion, he didn't see clearly in a daze, he heard the voice, and one of them must be this Western woman.This time, he saw that he was right, but he also thought to himself, these women can't move, not only can't move, but also want to find a way to escape, how to escape this catastrophe, it will be easy when they get to the temple up.There are heavy guards in the temple, what are the women afraid of her?Still turned against them?Now he is a fourth-rank court official, and Dali Temple is guarded by heavy soldiers, not to mention a few women, even if Pan You'an personally leads the troops to fight, it may not be able to do it.Thinking about it this way, Old Huang muttered:

"Listen, ladies and gentlemen, this boy is new here. We are border officials entering Beijing, and we are coming back to this kind of place. Because, firstly, I have not brought my family to Beijing, and secondly, I am not familiar with the place, so I want to find a quiet place to drink Drinking tea, chatting. I never thought that I would hit the treasure land of the goddesses by mistake. Okay, I am sorry for my mistake. If a fairy does not dislike it, I will be the host tomorrow, and I will hold a banquet in Juxianglou. Please be kind to me... "

The yellow-haired girl sneered, and said: "Your official, you have already come and haven't greeted you yet! You don't need to invite the guests of Juxianglou. Didn't you spend 20 taels of silver today? Money can't let you spend it in vain." !According to the rules of our building, all the guests who enter the door must return with a happy heart. Besides, no matter what, you can’t let you go away! Sisters, come, first undress the officials, move around, and relax .”

How can these women be compared to ordinary people? How can Huang Wenjia, a nerd, be able to resist their quick movements and strength?Three times, five divisions, two, tearing, tearing, tearing, Lao Huang has only a pair of broken trousers and forks left.

Lao Huang's body itself is weak, his whole body is either skin and bones or a layer of skin over the bones, and he can barely put on clothes. Now that the skin has faded, he has become a big horse monkey with its hair plucked.Old Huang was embarrassed, his yellow face turned black, and his eloquent tongue was stuck in his mouth as stiff as a carrot.Angrily, he scratched and danced, and it took a long time before he regained his composure and begged:

"Grandmas, my grandparents, I'll give you whatever you want, even my life."

It was the same yellow-haired girl from before, who regained her smirk and asked with a smile:

"Your official, you haven't spent all your ten taels of silver! Tell me, which of our girls do you want to play with you?"

Huang Wenjia wants to play tricks, do you have the heart and the guts?He confessed without hesitation:

"Grandmothers, Xiao Ke really doesn't dare anymore, and I don't even dare to kill me. I want to go home, please, let me go?"

"Where does salt get salty, and where does vinegar make it sour? Do you know why?" the yellow-haired woman asked with a straight face.

"Got it, got it." Huang Wenjia replied repeatedly.

"Know what?" the four women asked together.

"Don't dare again..."

"Don't dare to do anything?"

"Pan, the matter of General Pan..."

"Okay, put on your dog's skin, and get out!"

Huang Wenjia is not so stupid, he has already judged that this group of beautiful women must be Pan Youan's wife, he can't play tricks on these women with martial arts, and his IQ is like a world of difference, three cobblers, three hundred and three thousand 30 cobblers are not as good as one Zhuge Liang!He expected to leave the gate of Dali Temple, his safety was in danger, and once he returned to his old nest, he could sit back and relax.He secretly made up his mind to present himself to the emperor the next morning, and kill that Pan as soon as possible, so that if he stays for one more day, he will worry about it for another day.In this regard, he, the emperor and his elder brother Ning Wujia actually had the same opinion.It can be seen that the emperor had already made up his mind to kill that Pan.The reason for not doing anything was that there was insufficient evidence, the second was that he was afraid of causing turmoil in the court, and the third was that people could not think it was his opinion.How can the little emperor be able to hide his thought from others if he can hide it from others?After Pan You'an was destroyed, the throne would be safe, and elder brother Ning Wujia's vengeance would be avenged, and he would also flourish from this, wouldn't it be perfect?

Lao Huang stumbled back to his yamen, kicking and punching, the gatekeeper didn't know who it was, and opened the door and scolded: "Damn, who has hands, can't use a donkey to kick the door?" Unexpectedly, he looked up. Seeing that the old man was standing in front of the door, he hurriedly saluted and greeted him, the old man slapped him with a slap, and the gatekeeper's eyes were filled with gold stars, and he said three sentences in succession:

"Play well, play well, play really well!"

"What's the matter if it's not good, do you want me to be slapped by you?" The old man said angrily.

"Master didn't say that, what the boy meant was that the boy doesn't have eyes, and in order to give the boy a long memory, he praised the master for playing well."

The gatekeeper is in his fifties at least, and he's talking about each kid, which shows where people are going.